dawg thats bullshit after about 6 months max a hemroid is gone after having a baby, shes either getting fucked in the ass without you knowing or her ass is dirty
MAN I REALLY LIKE THIS NEW CHICK IM FUCKING! IVE BEEN SMASHIN FOR A MIN AND ONE DAY WE WERE KICKING IT AND I WAS RUBBIN ON HER BOOTY AND WHILE PLAYING WITH HER BOOTY HOLE I FEEL SOMETHING MUSHY.. I WAS LIKE BITCH WHAT THE FFFFRRRUCK IS THAT!?!?! SHE SAID IT WAS A HEMORRHOID SHE GOT WHILE PUSHING HER BABY OUT OF HER PUSSY! I WAS LIKE EEEEEWWWWWW... THAT SHIT REALLY BUGS ME!!! I ASKED IF SHE COULD HAVE IT REMOVED SHE SAID SHE COULD BUT IT DONT BOTHER HER... SHE SAID IT HAS A MIND OF ITS OWN AND IT RETRACTS BACK INTO HER BOOTY HOLE WHEN ITS WANTS? IM LIKE WTF IS THAT MUTHAFUCKA LIKE A TURTLE AND UR WHOLE BODY IS ITS SHELL? SHE SAYS WHEN TAKING A BATH WITH EPSOM SALT IT USUALLY GOES BACK IN... I ASKED HER TO GET IT REMOVED AND SHE ASKED ME TO MARRY HER.. SHE SAID THE ONLY WAY SHE WILL GET IT REMOVED IS IF I MARRY HER.. WTF MAN.. I LIKE THE BITCH BUT THERE NOT ENOUGH ROOM FOR THE BOTH OF US... EITHER THE HEMORRHOID GOES OR IM GOING... ONE OF US GOTS TO GO!
HAVE YALL EVER HAD THIS PROBLEM? WHAT DO I DO?![]()
MAN I REALLY LIKE THIS NEW CHICK IM FUCKING! IVE BEEN SMASHIN FOR A MIN AND ONE DAY WE WERE KICKING IT AND I WAS RUBBIN ON HER BOOTY AND WHILE PLAYING WITH HER BOOTY HOLE I FEEL SOMETHING MUSHY.. I WAS LIKE BITCH WHAT THE FFFFRRRUCK IS THAT!?!?! SHE SAID IT WAS A HEMORRHOID SHE GOT WHILE PUSHING HER BABY OUT OF HER PUSSY! I WAS LIKE EEEEEWWWWWW... THAT SHIT REALLY BUGS ME!!! I ASKED IF SHE COULD HAVE IT REMOVED SHE SAID SHE COULD BUT IT DONT BOTHER HER... SHE SAID IT HAS A MIND OF ITS OWN AND IT RETRACTS BACK INTO HER BOOTY HOLE WHEN ITS WANTS? IM LIKE WTF IS THAT MUTHAFUCKA LIKE A TURTLE AND UR WHOLE BODY IS ITS SHELL? SHE SAYS WHEN TAKING A BATH WITH EPSOM SALT IT USUALLY GOES BACK IN... I ASKED HER TO GET IT REMOVED AND SHE ASKED ME TO MARRY HER.. SHE SAID THE ONLY WAY SHE WILL GET IT REMOVED IS IF I MARRY HER.. WTF MAN.. I LIKE THE BITCH BUT THERE NOT ENOUGH ROOM FOR THE BOTH OF US... EITHER THE HEMORRHOID GOES OR IM GOING... ONE OF US GOTS TO GO!
HAVE YALL EVER HAD THIS PROBLEM? WHAT DO I DO?![]()
try flicking it like a booger, see if it excites her.
The Next Time In Bed Sneak A Nail Clipper In And Try To Wedge It Between The Clipper Teeth And Squeeze It Shut. Hold Onto To It For About 10 Seconds So It Doesn't Bleed. You Might Be Able To Just Clip It Off And Throw It In The Garbage.
MAN I REALLY LIKE THIS NEW CHICK IM FUCKING! IVE BEEN SMASHIN FOR A MIN AND ONE DAY WE WERE KICKING IT AND I WAS RUBBIN ON HER BOOTY AND WHILE PLAYING WITH HER BOOTY HOLE I FEEL SOMETHING MUSHY.. I WAS LIKE BITCH WHAT THE FFFFRRRUCK IS THAT!?!?! SHE SAID IT WAS A HEMORRHOID SHE GOT WHILE PUSHING HER BABY OUT OF HER PUSSY! I WAS LIKE EEEEEWWWWWW... THAT SHIT REALLY BUGS ME!!! I ASKED IF SHE COULD HAVE IT REMOVED SHE SAID SHE COULD BUT IT DONT BOTHER HER... SHE SAID IT HAS A MIND OF ITS OWN AND IT RETRACTS BACK INTO HER BOOTY HOLE WHEN ITS WANTS? IM LIKE WTF IS THAT MUTHAFUCKA LIKE A TURTLE AND UR WHOLE BODY IS ITS SHELL? SHE SAYS WHEN TAKING A BATH WITH EPSOM SALT IT USUALLY GOES BACK IN... I ASKED HER TO GET IT REMOVED AND SHE ASKED ME TO MARRY HER.. SHE SAID THE ONLY WAY SHE WILL GET IT REMOVED IS IF I MARRY HER.. WTF MAN.. I LIKE THE BITCH BUT THERE NOT ENOUGH ROOM FOR THE BOTH OF US... EITHER THE HEMORRHOID GOES OR IM GOING... ONE OF US GOTS TO GO!
HAVE YALL EVER HAD THIS PROBLEM? WHAT DO I DO?![]()
yep....