Would U Stop Fucking A Chick Becuz She Had A Visible Hemroid Hangin Out Out Her Booty

Re: Would U Stop Fucking A Chick Becuz She Had A Visible Hemroid Hangin Out Out Her B

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Re: Would U Stop Fucking A Chick Becuz She Had A Visible Hemroid Hangin Out Out Her B

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DEAD.
Fukn hysterical.

:yes: Yezzir :yes:
 
Re: Would U Stop Fucking A Chick Becuz She Had A Visible Hemroid Hangin Out Out Her B

tell dat bitch u'll never marry her hemroid having ass...:smh::smh::smh::puke:
 
Re: Would U Stop Fucking A Chick Becuz She Had A Visible Hemroid Hangin Out Out Her B

Yall trippin, most women develop hemoroids from giving birth, I would deal with it, by not licking my girls ass anymore. But in all honesty, hems are nasty.:smh:
 
Re: Would U Stop Fucking A Chick Becuz She Had A Visible Hemroid Hangin Out Out Her B

dawg thats bullshit after about 6 months max a hemroid is gone after having a baby, shes either getting fucked in the ass without you knowing or her ass is dirty

Nigga go back to lurking, you medically ignorant fuck. Seriously, go back.:hmm:
 
Re: Would U Stop Fucking A Chick Becuz She Had A Visible Hemroid Hangin Out Out Her B

First you gotta ask yourself did Muttlife aka TinyTina stop fucking you when he/she found out you had roids ? I think you should apply the same courtesy to your girl.
 
Re: Would U Stop Fucking A Chick Becuz She Had A Visible Hemroid Hangin Out Out Her B

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Re: Would U Stop Fucking A Chick Becuz She Had A Visible Hemroid Hangin Out Of Her Bo

ok this shit is obviously a "jacked up fibras" type story but its still





:roflmao::roflmao::roflmao:







MAN I REALLY LIKE THIS NEW CHICK IM FUCKING! IVE BEEN SMASHIN FOR A MIN AND ONE DAY WE WERE KICKING IT AND I WAS RUBBIN ON HER BOOTY AND WHILE PLAYING WITH HER BOOTY HOLE I FEEL SOMETHING MUSHY.. I WAS LIKE BITCH WHAT THE FFFFRRRUCK IS THAT!?!?! SHE SAID IT WAS A HEMORRHOID SHE GOT WHILE PUSHING HER BABY OUT OF HER PUSSY! I WAS LIKE EEEEEWWWWWW... THAT SHIT REALLY BUGS ME!!! I ASKED IF SHE COULD HAVE IT REMOVED SHE SAID SHE COULD BUT IT DONT BOTHER HER... SHE SAID IT HAS A MIND OF ITS OWN AND IT RETRACTS BACK INTO HER BOOTY HOLE WHEN ITS WANTS? IM LIKE WTF IS THAT MUTHAFUCKA LIKE A TURTLE AND UR WHOLE BODY IS ITS SHELL? SHE SAYS WHEN TAKING A BATH WITH EPSOM SALT IT USUALLY GOES BACK IN... I ASKED HER TO GET IT REMOVED AND SHE ASKED ME TO MARRY HER.. SHE SAID THE ONLY WAY SHE WILL GET IT REMOVED IS IF I MARRY HER.. WTF MAN.. I LIKE THE BITCH BUT THERE NOT ENOUGH ROOM FOR THE BOTH OF US... EITHER THE HEMORRHOID GOES OR IM GOING... ONE OF US GOTS TO GO!
HAVE YALL EVER HAD THIS PROBLEM? WHAT DO I DO?:smh::puke::smh:





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Re: Would U Stop Fucking A Chick Becuz She Had A Visible Hemroid Hangin Out Of Her Bo

MAN I REALLY LIKE THIS NEW CHICK IM FUCKING! IVE BEEN SMASHIN FOR A MIN AND ONE DAY WE WERE KICKING IT AND I WAS RUBBIN ON HER BOOTY AND WHILE PLAYING WITH HER BOOTY HOLE I FEEL SOMETHING MUSHY.. I WAS LIKE BITCH WHAT THE FFFFRRRUCK IS THAT!?!?! SHE SAID IT WAS A HEMORRHOID SHE GOT WHILE PUSHING HER BABY OUT OF HER PUSSY! I WAS LIKE EEEEEWWWWWW... THAT SHIT REALLY BUGS ME!!! I ASKED IF SHE COULD HAVE IT REMOVED SHE SAID SHE COULD BUT IT DONT BOTHER HER... SHE SAID IT HAS A MIND OF ITS OWN AND IT RETRACTS BACK INTO HER BOOTY HOLE WHEN ITS WANTS? IM LIKE WTF IS THAT MUTHAFUCKA LIKE A TURTLE AND UR WHOLE BODY IS ITS SHELL? SHE SAYS WHEN TAKING A BATH WITH EPSOM SALT IT USUALLY GOES BACK IN... I ASKED HER TO GET IT REMOVED AND SHE ASKED ME TO MARRY HER.. SHE SAID THE ONLY WAY SHE WILL GET IT REMOVED IS IF I MARRY HER.. WTF MAN.. I LIKE THE BITCH BUT THERE NOT ENOUGH ROOM FOR THE BOTH OF US... EITHER THE HEMORRHOID GOES OR IM GOING... ONE OF US GOTS TO GO!

HAVE YALL EVER HAD THIS PROBLEM? WHAT DO I DO?:smh::puke::smh:

Looks like this is what you are FACED with!
 
Re: Would U Stop Fucking A Chick Becuz She Had A Visible Hemroid Hangin Out Out Her B

BITE IT OFF!
 
Re: Would U Stop Fucking A Chick Becuz She Had A Visible Hemroid Hangin Out Out Her B

Im dyin laughing oveer here :roflmao:
 
Re: Would U Stop Fucking A Chick Becuz She Had A Visible Hemroid Hangin Out Out Her B

try flicking it like a booger, see if it excites her.

:lol::lol::lol:

The Next Time In Bed Sneak A Nail Clipper In And Try To Wedge It Between The Clipper Teeth And Squeeze It Shut. Hold Onto To It For About 10 Seconds So It Doesn't Bleed. You Might Be Able To Just Clip It Off And Throw It In The Garbage.

:puke::puke::puke:

If it bothers you that much, just keep her as a second-string fuck piece. As long as you not tossin' the bitch's salad, work around that shit.

-CTF
 
Re: Would U Stop Fucking A Chick Becuz She Had A Visible Hemroid Hangin Out Out Her B

Man I was gonna post a photo of a hemroid (sp) but them shits look so nasty I would be banned.

:smh::puke::smh::puke::smh::puke::smh::puke::eek::smh::puke::eek::smh::puke::eek:
 
Re: Would U Stop Fucking A Chick Becuz She Had A Visible Hemroid Hangin Out Of Her Bo

MAN I REALLY LIKE THIS NEW CHICK IM FUCKING! IVE BEEN SMASHIN FOR A MIN AND ONE DAY WE WERE KICKING IT AND I WAS RUBBIN ON HER BOOTY AND WHILE PLAYING WITH HER BOOTY HOLE I FEEL SOMETHING MUSHY.. I WAS LIKE BITCH WHAT THE FFFFRRRUCK IS THAT!?!?! SHE SAID IT WAS A HEMORRHOID SHE GOT WHILE PUSHING HER BABY OUT OF HER PUSSY! I WAS LIKE EEEEEWWWWWW... THAT SHIT REALLY BUGS ME!!! I ASKED IF SHE COULD HAVE IT REMOVED SHE SAID SHE COULD BUT IT DONT BOTHER HER... SHE SAID IT HAS A MIND OF ITS OWN AND IT RETRACTS BACK INTO HER BOOTY HOLE WHEN ITS WANTS? IM LIKE WTF IS THAT MUTHAFUCKA LIKE A TURTLE AND UR WHOLE BODY IS ITS SHELL? SHE SAYS WHEN TAKING A BATH WITH EPSOM SALT IT USUALLY GOES BACK IN... I ASKED HER TO GET IT REMOVED AND SHE ASKED ME TO MARRY HER.. SHE SAID THE ONLY WAY SHE WILL GET IT REMOVED IS IF I MARRY HER.. WTF MAN.. I LIKE THE BITCH BUT THERE NOT ENOUGH ROOM FOR THE BOTH OF US... EITHER THE HEMORRHOID GOES OR IM GOING... ONE OF US GOTS TO GO!

HAVE YALL EVER HAD THIS PROBLEM? WHAT DO I DO?:smh::puke::smh:
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Re: Would U Stop Fucking A Chick Becuz She Had A Visible Hemroid Hangin Out Out Her B

so u never saw it dangling from her ass when u were hitting it doggy style? u had to find it while sliding u finger down her ass crack?

something fishy about that:smh:
 
Re: Would U Stop Fucking A Chick Becuz She Had A Visible Hemroid Hangin Out Out Her B

Find Pussy Elsewhere.... You gonna be mad when something unknown shows up on ya dick. Keep her if she cool, but get your sex elsewhere.
 
Re: Would U Stop Fucking A Chick Becuz She Had A Visible Hemroid Hangin Out Out Her B

put some shea butter on it :rolleyes:
 
Re: Would U Stop Fucking A Chick Becuz She Had A Visible Hemroid Hangin Out Out Her B

This the dumb shyt I would miss..im def re-upping on stories like this...
 
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