Women who enjoy licking ass. is something wrong with them?

Man, where were you in Louisiana...there are beautiful women all over except that Morgan city/bayou vista area. :lol:

I'd put the women in NOLA, Lafayette, & baton rouge up against women from anywhere in this country.

I want a pretty doctor too, but i want to know those results more than anything else.

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Man, they must be hiding, cause I only saw 1 in 4 years. That was a bartender on Bourbon Street. Maybe all the cute chicks left after the storm, but mainly I saw broke ass fat bitches, tatted up swamp rats, ghetto broads wif gold teefus and yarn, blue, red and gold shit in their hair and illiterate broads that couldn't spell doctor if you spotted them the do_tor!!! :lol::lol: Even in Lafayette there wasn't shit. I guess the college was out? :dunno:

Seriously Max. When I was there in the 90's, shit was poppin, but now man. :smh::smh:

And really doe homie, if they crackin like that, why you got an Asian woman? :D:lol::lol:

Just fucking with you, not trying to start a Holy war here.
 
Man, they must be hiding, cause I only saw 1 in 4 years. That was a bartender on Bourbon Street. Maybe all the cute chicks left after the storm, but mainly I saw broke ass fat bitches, tatted up swamp rats, ghetto broads wif gold teefus and yarn, blue, red and gold shit in their hair and illiterate broads that couldn't spell doctor if you spotted them the do_tor!!! :lol::lol: Even in Lafayette there wasn't shit. I guess the college was out? :dunno:

Seriously Max. When I was there in the 90's, shit was poppin, but now man. :smh::smh:

And really doe homie, if they crackin like that, why you got an Asian woman? :D:lol::lol:

Just fucking with you, not trying to start a Holy war here.

:lol: c'mon, man. Damn. Was it that bad for you? If you were hanging in NOLA, esp on bourbon st, you were likely not vibing with locals.

And if you didn't see any creole cuties in LFT, you must be blind!

As for my lady, i met her after Katrina...kinda noticed a lil bubble on her, approached by saying, "you don't fit the stereotype," & slipped her my number.

The next thing you know, we have a lot in common, esp cooking, a friendship develops, & you wake-up one day with her & it's damn near 8 yrs later. :eek:

:dunno: sometimes you get to choose, sometimes you are chosen. I'm smiling...i think that's all that matters, right?

If you start working down here again, let me know....it's time to go back on my own again & i plan on focusing on subsea intervention.



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:lol: c'mon, man. Damn. Was it that bad for you? If you were hanging in NOLA, esp on bourbon st, you were likely not vibing with locals.

And if you didn't see any creole cuties in LFT, you must be blind!

As for my lady, i met her after Katrina...kinda noticed a lil bubble on her, approached by saying, "you don't fit the stereotype," & slipped her my number.

The next thing you know, we have a lot in common, esp cooking, a friendship develops, & you wake-up one day with her & it's damn near 8 yrs later. :eek:

:dunno: sometimes you get to choose, sometimes you are chosen. I'm smiling...i think that's all that matters, right?

If you start working down here again, let me know....it's time to go back on my own again & i plan on focusing on subsea intervention.



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:yes:
 
:lol: c'mon, man. Damn. Was it that bad for you? If you were hanging in NOLA, esp on bourbon st, you were likely not vibing with locals.

And if you didn't see any creole cuties in LFT, you must be blind!

As for my lady, i met her after Katrina...kinda noticed a lil bubble on her, approached by saying, "you don't fit the stereotype," & slipped her my number.

The next thing you know, we have a lot in common, esp cooking, a friendship develops, & you wake-up one day with her & it's damn near 8 yrs later. :eek:

:dunno: sometimes you get to choose, sometimes you are chosen. I'm smiling...i think that's all that matters, right?

If you start working down here again, let me know....it's time to go back on my own again & i plan on focusing on subsea intervention.



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Exactly bro. You didn't shack up with a mud duck, but you say they are there for me?

Cmon Son. :lol::lol::lol:
 
Real talk, in the 90's, I was with a broad from Mississippi, that y'all would call a duck.

Best woman I ever had.

She's an actress now, been in a few flicks that have been posted on BGOL. Very good sister, but not for me at the time.
 
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Bitch, give me da works.

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:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

this. :dance::dance::dance::dance:

i'm nasty den a motherfucker and i love a broad that's just as nasty. :yes::yes::yes:

Exactly bro. You didn't shack up with a mud duck, but you say they are there for me?

Cmon Son. :lol::lol::lol:

i'm from down here. creole looking gals bore me bc i grew-up around them.

all the light skin, redbone, yellowbone shit you niccas go crazy over makes me :yawn:

but i didn't grow up around hardly any asians or latinas. so when i moved to houston, it was all new to me.
 
Gotta let a hoe be a hoe, son. Rules are for wives. Rinse and repeat and put ya ass in their face!!!! :lol:

Don't get on your knees, yo! Lift ya legs up while she eating the nuts and give her a lil taint taco! :lol: Give her the stink lip! Shit, she wants it! Q

this is only okay when i'm lying flat and the bottoms of my damn feet ain't leaving the bed.

although i've had a chick get ...creative...while i was standing.

i ain't puttin my damn feet OR my ass in the air.

:roflmao3: :roflmao3: :roflmao3:
 
Gotta let a hoe be a hoe, son. Rules are for wives. Rinse and repeat and put ya ass in their face!!!! :lol:

:lol::lol:

I feel mad awkward getting on my hands and knees like a woman. Ive had my ass licked before but got no pleasure out it.

Don't get on your knees, yo! Lift ya legs up while she eating the nuts and give her a lil taint taco! :lol: Give her the stink lip! Shit, she wants it! Q

right off top i can recall a chick that loved to suk tha dik, work her way down to the nut sac then lift and trace the azz hole with her tongue b4 tha fuk session really popped off. i wasn't kissing her anyway so i was like 'fuk it. do u'. :dunno:

this is only okay when i'm lying flat and the bottoms of my damn feet ain't leaving the bed.

although i've had a chick get ...creative...while i was standing.

i ain't puttin my damn feet OR my ass in the air.

Y'all niggas is crazy! :lol::lol::lol::lol:

If ol girl wants to try it fuck it. I know I done licked ass while going to town on the pussy before. If she down, then so be it. Ain't no rules in fucking.

The last 3 broads i dealt with actually asked to lick my ass, str8 up. I was like, "hell no," & we did some regular fucking.

Then one time, one of them convinced me to let her suck my dick from the back...and she snuck a lick rt up my ass.

Nasty motherfucker had me twisted mentally for bout 15 seconds...

:lol: stop judging.

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Too late for me...I'm already fucked up.

Red head in Seattle
Chinese gal in new Jersey
Black chick who actually grew-up in the same project...

Them 3 broads did some wild, freaky shit to me...had me seeing stars & questioning the meaning of life, speaking gibberish & clucking my head like a chicken.

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She was calling herself being all kinky and sensual or whatever. I know what she was tryin to do. But she just up and started doin that out of the blue thinking it was gonna turn me on or turn me out or something. So I had to quickly put a stop to that. It was doing absolutely nothing for me.

Only thing a chick can do to my body other than a blow job is a massage. That's about it. If she wants to lick booty I may not stop her but it's turning her on not me.

:smh::smh::smh::smh:

Women like licking nipples too. I won't front that shit feels good. I've noticed more and more hoes are doing that now. Sucking and licking nipples like titties. They also try to sneak fingers up your ass on the sly while doing it. :smh:

I've had a bitch lick my ass before. Shit was cool. I'll let one of these freak hoes do it again. Idgaf. :dunno:

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I couldn't see axing a chick to do it, but I've met some hella freaky chicks who just did it on their own.

Both times that I can recollect, it was in a 3some. One chick was blowing me in front and 1 licking my azz...the first time, I think the chick was tryna get in my pockets and clip me..:lol:

Suspect? Shhhhhhhhiiiiid! Hey, I let a broad earn hers. Y'all some lying motherfuckers. Or got no real down chicks in your stable. Denial makes y'all suspect. Broad wanna eat ass meat, I let her. Ain't my wife, its likely one of you lying niggas wife eating outside ass. Most women do it. Can't name many who don't eat ass. So fuck it. However she want to get at it, she can get at it. Fuck it. No shame here.

:lol::lol::lol:

My woman doesn't ask but if she did, I'd be down. It's my wife. If I can't do something with and for my wife (within reason) then I can't ask her to do shit for me.
As I said, within reason, but people in committed relationships should be willing to test boundaries. The ones that don't are the ones complaining in Year 5 that their sex lives are boring and routine.
I did have a sidechick that tried to spring that on my once and I had to turn her down.

had it done 1 time:hmm: and it made me feel like a bitch:hmm:never again

but i do have an ass eating fetish. i'd rather eat ass than pussy

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Too many gems in here.


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If a woman is sucking my dick and proceeds to lift my dick and balls up trying to for my ass, she's getting a knee to the head just off reflex and kicked out. That's the type of shit that make a dude go soft. Leave ass licking for the dudes if they want but I don't even know why females even would want to do something like that and why dudes would allow it. Think about the position you gotta be in for her to lick your ass. That should be enough to stop you right there. Weirdos.
 
this dude is going from licking to fingers, next he will be asking about chicks sticking her dildo in there

:smh:
 
LMAOOOOO I forgot about this thread.

fwiw, I don't care about dudes getting all that extra shit done to them, but why we gotta discuss it here?
 
If a woman is sucking my dick and proceeds to lift my dick and balls up trying to for my ass, she's getting a knee to the head just off reflex and kicked out. That's the type of shit that make a dude go soft. Leave ass licking for the dudes if they want but I don't even know why females even would want to do something like that and why dudes would allow it. Think about the position you gotta be in for her to lick your ass. That should be enough to stop you right there. Weirdos.

This is the most damaging part right here. Niggas gotta either toot their asses up or put their legs in the ass like a bitch! No thanks! :lol::lol::lol::lol:
 
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