y'all hiring?shorten the strap on ur messenger bag or somthing.
"Flamingo"............
Side note: Rob mad.
Yall women don't be washin ya asses right too. Hell sometimes yall don't wash at all.![]()
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Naw I dont give off shit. I'm a heterosexual man. pure and simple. I live in Detroit, and at least one of the women I'm referring to is a model. NONE of the women I've met are women you niggas would pass up. Have a conversation wit your women, you might find that she into a lotta shit you thought she wasnt.
I was just trying to make the point that women are into a lotta shit these days. You Frank Ocean ass niggas.
C/S. I was with a fine broad once...ass was epic.
Her pussy was cool, no odor, but when i bent get over, the ass smelled like 2 camels had ran a train on a yak downwind of a garbage dump.
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bruh i fuck with bad bitches too, shit ain't special. and ain't NONE of them asked to poke me in my ass with SHIT.Naw I dont give off shit. I'm a heterosexual man. pure and simple. I live in Detroit, and at least one of the women I'm referring to is a model. NONE of the women I've met are women you niggas would pass up. Have a conversation wit your women, you might find that she into a lotta shit you thought she wasnt.
I was just trying to make the point that women are into a lotta shit these days. You Frank Ocean ass niggas.
you just put on the hazmat and the steel toes and went in anyway smh
no shame max no shame
Aint nothing new under the Sun as I tried to 'told' some of u kats about chicks like these for a good, hot min.Women are gettin crazier now. It used to be a time you felt like you struck oil if you met a bi chick, but now most women are bi, and that wouldnt be so bad if they werent so fucked up in the head.
Lately I been meetin' women who get off on fuckin men with strap ons. All bullshit aside, atleast 3 of the last women I met said it was a fantasy or that they'd done it. One girl said fuckin her ex with a strap made her pussy squirt.
Crazy shit right? To think that homosexuality is being introduced to men...through women.
Women have become so independent they've become masculine.
FYI - Coconut oil kills the funky smell...just poured it down her ass crack & kept my stroke rhythm at "furious."
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bruh i fuck with bad bitches too, shit ain't special. and ain't NONE of them asked to poke me in my ass with SHIT.
so all bad women want to fuck dudes in the ass with strap ons. and through some lack of experience or game, i have just not been made privy to this info by the ladies i've dealt with. this seems to be your implication.the fact that the fine women you've fucked wit havent told you that shit only means 1 thing..... They havent told you the shit.
This is why a lot of people's sex lives are fucked up: they have it backwards. You're supposed to let it all hang out with your wife.
bruh that's the circles you run with
that's that AEC association card you carry in your wallet (Ass Eating Chicks)
you really just said ass meat?
one leg up
okra slime too huh?![]()
So when she act all stuck up or like she all that you hit em with the "Flamingo"![]()
AEC: Negro what you doing?
bgbtylvr: *Gets into the flamingo* Let me see if you got that munch mouth girl
It's not about being spoiled or having them freak fam, that just ain't for me.
You love the shit and that's ok for you
Bet yall be having some shitty conversations though![]()
dave you flamingo?
I feel mad awkward getting on my hands and knees like a woman.
Don't get on your knees, yo! Lift ya legs up
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niggas gettin put into positions now. yall really be on ur knees and on ur back holdin ur legs up in the air like a chick gettin dug out huh?
chick prolly tellin u, u bout to get tht work.
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niggas gettin put into positions now. yall really be on ur knees and on ur back holdin ur legs up in the air like a chick gettin dug out huh?
chick prolly tellin u, u bout to get tht work.
this is only okay when i'm lying flat and the bottoms of my damn feet ain't leaving the bed.
although i've had a chick get ...creative...while i was standing.
i ain't puttin my damn feet OR my ass in the air.
I aint into that shit, pun intended
I dont get how a woman would want to do that ... ya'll barely wipe your asses properly![]()
The last 3 broads i dealt with actually asked to lick my ass, str8 up. I was like, "hell no," & we did some regular fucking.
Then one time, one of them convinced me to let her suck my dick from the back...and she snuck a lick rt up my ass.
Nasty motherfucker had me twisted mentally for bout 15 seconds...
stop judging.
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Yeah I know she on BGOL and either that dating shit stops or your breathing will ....Ò¿Ó![]()
What. Thee. Fuck. Man.![]()
Lol @ max dawg sayin that shit