It is being kept to themselves. Do you know Max's real name?
No, I don't know that guy's real name. I forgot where I was... this is the internet. Sometimes I get so comfortable, I forget these screen names aren't the actual names of real people and I'm not in person having a conversation... they are still anonymous.
Please forgive me.
Smart guy.

It's understood by you because spit isnt lube, not even close.
No sir. By the vast majority it is understood what it's for, but since you like your salad tossed I can understand why you would try to challenge that.
But I see you have chosen not to answer what satisfaction is gained from getting your anus licked.
Either way, You win. I guess I will log off and feel excluded from the "it" crowd for having a virgin, non licked ass.