Whats the most random luckiest piece of Ass you have ever had

[ThaBurgerPimp]

Man i don't even fuck with white chicks just something i don't really like about WHITE PEOPLE.But one day when i was working at cedar point.Anybody knows if you work at an amusement park.There is alot of fucking going on.So i go over to this one chick crib that i had fucked like 3 times to see if she was down that night.And to my surprise the other girls that live there tell me she went out to dinner with my boy .I'm like whatever this nucca caking and i done already beat the pussy for nothing.But anyways their having a little get together and it's nothing but bitches and a couple of cats.So i'm just chilling drinking their beer and liquor.I get up to go to the bathroom and while i'm pissing somebody comes through the door.It's this cute white chick that stays next door.I'm like i'm in here but she doesn't leave.So when i get done pissing shorty grabs my dick and start sucking.But then the bitch gets up before i can finish and leaves.Man i'm trying my hardest to get my pants up and be all nonchalant about what just went down in the bathroom.I come out the bathroom and i'm looking for the bitch and they say she went home.I darted next door and knocked on the door and her roomates tell me she's in her room.I go in there and she's laying in the bed naked.With another roommate sleep in the next bed.Man i proceeded to beat the brakes off that pussy,while her roommate is sleep.Man that was a good time i got millions of stories to tell i'll be back but for now i'm out

damn after you wizzed.. she mustve been a Belladonna fan

 

[8/11Streetz]

Funny this thread came up cuz i lucked up like a muthafucka the other night edging up this bitch hair. First before you go there she aint bald she rock her shit short like Boomerang halle.

Anyway my boy hits me on the text asking to borrowing my clippers so im like cool. I go over there its a few people in the living room watching "HungOver" so i hand the clippers to my nicca but shorty was like they for me. So im like you cut your own hair just small conversation. So she yelling at my boy to get up and line her up but he like wait wait all into the movie in shit. So she goes in the bathroom thats in his room and was waiting. I thought it was kinda strange she went in there cuz usually people use the other bathroom cuz my nicca real picky about people in his room and the bathroom thats in there. Anyway im like damn shorty must be wifey she in your room n you aint bitching. He tells me naw she just a chick in his class he cool with blah blah blah and he still bitching about not wanting to fucking cut her hair until the movie goes off. So im like fuck it ill cut it. So i goes n there like ill cut your hair this bitch tries to play me like do u know how to cut. We chop it up i look in the lil cabinet to get the clippers and i guess i was in the wrong drawer cuz i found the stash of condoms n lube
So shorty shit talking like oh if anyone was to fuck me they wont need this (throws the lube back in the drawer) SO im like hmmmmmmm she just really met me and she talking foul so i let it ride. Then i start lining her hair and she talking mad nasty shit about the last time she had some dick which was like a a month ago (so she say). Now mind you im standing behind her hard as a fucking piece of steel and this lil tramp just kept brushing her ass against my dick. So after a awhile i was like fuck it i moved up real close to her she had on these lil sweat pants and i had on my Jordan shorts so i know she felt the power. Then this lil bitch like damn why you so hard u just cutting my hair and before i could answer she reaches around and start feeling on my dick and nicca i was still cutting this bitch hair. After about 10 minutes of playing with my dick this bitch just turned around closed the door pulled her sweats down and hopped her ass up on the bathroom sink. Then she demanded that i have a quickie with her. So i looks out the door and everyone is in there laughing there ass off drinking and watching the movie so im like aight. I came back in the bathroom now she bent over on the sink with her ass up in the air man i grabbed one of the condoms this nicca had in his stash and it was over............... a good 13 minutes of me fucking the demons out this bitch and that pussy was dumb-great. She let me bust in her mouth n spit that shit in the toilet Then she wanted to fuck some more but i told her not here so i finished her line up we came out the bathroom like nothing never happened. We chilled for about a hr with everyone else and exchanged numbers on the low then she said she had to go so she left i got a text saying come to room 742 i want some more Then i threw them niccaz the dueces and bounced and i take another one of my nicca condoms Dont know if u call that luck or what but its crazy cuz i wasnt even thinking about pussy or nothing for a few days then that happened

 

[comment101]

This was 12th grade in high school...Got this chick, Ashley, that use to bother me on the bus when i decided to take it because something i didnt have money for gas lmao. I didnt even have a clue Ashley lived like 5 blocks away from me (if you live in the surburbs, you know damn well that you dont know alot of your neighbors)..So skip to about 2 weeks later, i get on the bus again and finally paid attention to where she gets off!!!..Shorties lives like 5 blocks from me..So i just got off at the next stop and acted like i was walking to the chinese food spot up the road. Shorty stops me and asked me where im going, i tell her, she comes with me and then we both walked there and BACK TO THE CRIB!!!!..shorty had some beautiful tits and she gave a nigga some dome and some of that wonderful wet pussy!..Up till now, im still fucking the bitch. She just gave me dome in the whip yesterday lmaooooo!

 

[Street-Muzik]

Friday night i was sitting around bored. So I send out this mass text message to damn near ever chick in my phone. A couple of chicks hit me back but nothing pops. Bout two hours later some chick hits me back like im drunk and horney. I didnt even know who this chick was it was just a random # in my phone. So i shoot her back like bet what you wanna do. She was like is this Jeramiah? Im like yeaah(im not Jeremiah though). She is like come pick me up im in Rome. Im like fuck that Rome is far call me tomorrow we will get up. She calls me the next day still thinking im Jeremiah and i dont know what this chick looks, but i figure if i got her # she must be straight. So I got meet this chick Saturday Night and she is like you are not Jeremiah . Im like nope but fuck it im here. So we realize that we meet at Dreams like 2 months ago we get some drinks and I end up Fucking .
Thank you Jeremiah whoever you are

dis ma'fucka impersonating niggas to get the pussy. Thats some new shit! Nice come up

 

[WorldEX]

I was at this night club partying and saw this chick that looked like Ice-T ex wife Darleen, dressed in red,and with a body to killed. I stepped away from my girl at that time and make my bold move but got no play except a friendly smile. The next day I am shopping in the mall, and lawd behold! Same chick walked physically into me. She told she was waiting on boyfriend who works in the mall, and got 2hrs to kill. To make long story short, I got her to my crib, beat that pussy, drove her back to mall and was introduce to her man as friend. I beated that pussy for 12yrs straight as booty call rotation.

 

[patscorpio]

True story: Asian lady giving me a pedicure two hours later she giving me head!!


I made a post a while back about the benefits of getting your toes done and niggas laughed and tried to clown. Bottom line if a chick can scrub shit out your toes and shit head aint to far away!

hmmm was it just a regular pedicure place or something basement dungeon like?

 

[patscorpio]

i helped this chick get an A on her paper...tall, short haired, big assed chick..had a slight gap in her teeth but it loked sexy. that i was always cool with but one of those chicks i didn't think i had the game to actually try to hit that so i never pursued....i remember it like it was yesterday....it was payday at my college job so i was waiting in line at the bursar office to pick up my check...she comes in and sees and had this excited look on her face talking about "ohmy god pat i got an A on that paper thank you very much"..wrapped her arms around my neck jumped on me and started kissing me...im like um yeah you're welcome daisy...surprised as a mufucka

after i picked up my check im about to leave to deposit it at the bank....she's like "where you going? hold on a min ill come with you"..im like aight...we're going and says she had to stop by her dorm to pick up something..so i go with back to her dorm thinking it will be quick...nah as soon she closed the door behind ol' girl bumrushed me into the wall on some nympho shit....i end up bending her over the couch in her living room and shot one of the craziest nuts ever all over her back and the back of the head...unexpected pussy = nothing like it

 

[smoove2k6]

Like most of you, this happened back when I lived in the "A". Im not Greek but I knew alot of of the frat brothers. I use to hook up locked door parties for them. Well this one party I threw one of them invited two strippers that i didnt know. He ended up fucking them over on their money, so they came and talked to me about doing some work at some of my other events. They were both fine ass hell. A short thick redbone and a tall thick chocolate sister. I found out later that the tall choclate one was a lesbian(or so I thought). She found out that I was good with computers so she calls me up one day and ask me to fix her computer. I tell her ill be there the next day around 10am. I guessed she over slept cause when she answer the door she had only a robe on. she showed me to the computer and went back in her room. 20 mins later, im almost done with the computer, she walks out and i feel two big ass titties on my neck, she standing behind me butt ass naked telling me she wants to fuck. (she was the no bullshit type) I responded with, "call one of your girls and do your thang" she said "no, i dont want pussy, I want you" I proceeded to beating the breaks off some of the tightest pussy I had in years. We remained friends for years after that, Once or twice a year she would come at me on the sexual tip to get dicked down.

 

[tical]

I went to a Fire Academy out in the boonies and stayed in a college dorm.While down in the computer room a Japanese exchange student came and sat next to me surfing the internet.I asked her where she was from and we ended up chatting for maybe 2 minutes.Found out she was in a dorm 2 doors down from me.I told her I was about to go back to my room and invited her to come by and chit chat.She ended up coming over.In the span of maybe 5 minutes we kissed,I played with the pussy,and she asked me if I had a condom.I beat those cakes to the best of my ability and Im sure she is somewhere in Japan crazy about bruthas as we speak.From meeting her to fucking her took maybe 20 minutes.

My Dawg, thats a funny as hell mind if i use it?

 

[tical]

BACK IN ABOUT 1987
LIVING IN ATL..........

I WAS INVITED BY A HOMIE OF MINE TO A HOUSE PARTY
THE THING WAS
IT WAS ONE OF DOMINIQUE WILKINS PARTIES...AT HIS CRIB !
THERE WERE SO MANY FUCKIN WOMEN THERE IT WAS BANANAS !

IM IN THERE FULLY DRESSED AND CHICKS RUNNING AROUND HALF NAKED.
I JUST DIDNT KNOW.

ANYWAY THERES THIS SERIOUSLY FINE CHOCOLATE CHICK
HANGIN BY THE POOL
IM NOT LEAVIN TIL I HOLLA !
SHE WEARING ROCKS THAT WOULD MAKE THE QUEEN JEALOUS
ROLEX LADY PRES DIAMONDS AND ALL.
AFTER CHOPPIN IT UP A LIL I FIND OUT SHE IS VISITING FROM
TAMPA SO..........SHE AGREES TO GO OUT WITH ME LATER
SHE GIVES ME HER HOTEL INFO.

I GO TO THE CRIB AND FRESHEN UP
CALL HER FROM THE FRONT DESK....(BEFORE CELL PHONES)
AND GO UP TO HER ROOM IN THE DOUBLETREE.
WE ARE THERE FOR ABOUT 5 OR 6 MINS AND WE BOUNCE

WE HIT THIS CLUB CALLED UPTOWN ATL
SOME OF THE OLDER HEADS WILL REMEMBER.
IT WAS A FRIDAY NGHT
I REMEMBER IT SO WELL CAUSE THAT TERRANCE TRENT DARBY SONG WAS OUT
FRIDAY NIGHT JUST GOT PAID........IT WAS ALL TRUE.
HE WAS THERE THAT NIGHT TOO.


WE BOUNCE AFTER ABOUT TWO HOURS AND SHE SAYS SHE WANTS ME TO COME SPEND THE NIGHT WITH HER
IM LIKE COOOL !

THEN SHE SAID BUT WE ARE NOT HAVING SEX
I WAS LIKE FUCK IT ...OK ANYWAY

WE GET TTO THE ROOM SHE STRIPS BUTT ASS NAKED
THE BODY WAS OFF THE FUCKIN CHAIN !
PURE SMOOTH DARK CHOCOLATE

SO WE GET IN THE BED
AND START WATCHING THE BEVERLY HILLBILLIES.......

MY DICK IS HARD AS CHINESE ARITHMATIC
AND IM TRYIN EVERYTHING AINT SHIT WORKIN
AND I FINALLY SAID FUCK IT IM GOING TO SLEEP

AND I DID !

JUST WHEN I WAS DREAMING REAL GOOD
I WOKE UP THE SUN WAS SHINING AND SHE HAD MY DICK IN HER MOUTH
WORKIN OUT !
NEXT THING I KNOW SHE JUMPED ON AND PROCEEDED TO FUCK THE SHIT OUT OF ME AND .................


THE REST IS HISTORY
I LEFT SHE FLEW HOME AND
I HATE I NEVER GOT TO GET AT HER AGAIN.


I HAVE A MILLION OF THEM

My Dawg, thats funny as hell, can i use that?

 

[(0_0)..l.. finger]

 

[bigreg2007]

Forgot all about this thread...

 

[JofromthaNO]

Why do so many of these damn stories occur in the ATL?!?

Some serious freaks - male and female - down there...

 

[FOSHOO45]

So we use to have this little get together place an after hours spot you can say but it was outside don't know who started it but you know nuccas will finish it I go there one time by myself. and i usually don't travel like that but a nucca was desparate.So i'm outside my car and this UGLY(you ain't got no alibi)chick walks up to me like what you drinking.I was like Hen you want some.By this time i'm like fuck it ain't nan bitch i hollered at want to holla back so it is what it is.She's like i only drink light.I'm like sorry boo-boo but i got a blunt in the car.That bitch eyes lit up.So we get in the car start blowing and talking.I'm trying to get this bitch in the back seat with all these people around,but she acting scared.I'm like i'm about to pull out you coming or going,by this time i'm mad as hell bitch got me wasting my weed with her and shit so she's like i'm going.I took that ugly bitch to my boy house and that was my first time ever having a squirter and man she was squirting like a motherfucker all over.And the head was the best i have ever had.Why is it the ugly bitches give the best head and not the pretty ones I beat that shit for like 2 years till she moved to GA where i'm pretty sure some nucca in this thread is talking about her

 

[bgque12]

I was in a hoagie shop getting a cheese steak and was standing in the doorway when this chick walked by and saw my scorpio tattoo on my right bicep. She stopped in her tracks and started talking came back to my crib and fukked the shyt outta me! The whole time all she would say was ooooooh, scorpio this ooooooh, scorpio that!

Saw her a few weeks later with her man and of course she acted like she didn't know who I was... I felt violated


2nd time I stopped to help this chick with her car and took her to get some power steering fluid. I was standing behind her in the line and she backed up and started grinding on my dick. The cashier(white dude) couldn't concentrate on what he was doing it was so open. I take her to put the stuff in the car and follow her back to the crib and she tells me to wait. She comes out jumps in my car and directs me to a field right off the highway and proceeds to suck my dick, takes her clothes off and we commence to wing ballin' in my car in this field at about 12:30 pm

 

[Jism]

chatline booty 90's early 2000

 

[THELANDLORD]

The most random I ever had was when a few sex websites came on the scene. I would go from sending my first instant message to on my way to scoop them in a matter of minutes.

I never had to pay either. I must admit many werent dimes like some of the other stories on here. However, many were high on my list of sexual encounters.

 

[Clubber_lang]

My most random pussy moment happened 2 years ago. I went to see an outdoor concert at Lincoln center. A friend of mine was performing with the band so I went solo figuring we would link up after the show. I couldn't get back stage and couldn't reach him on his cell so I bounced. the train was about to pull off when I got in the station. I had to do a quick OJ sprint and slide between the closing doors. just made it. I sit down and these 2 chicks are sitting in the seat to my left. 1 was light brown chick that was not bad looking but kinda plain. The other girl was a dark brown skin trini with long straight hair. she reminded me of Maia Campbell before the coke and psychotic episodes. I immediately was attracted to the trini girl and we locked eyes for a moment. They asked if I had just left Lincoln center. Apparently they saw me in the crowd. all 3 of us chatted on the ride downtown. Then they asked me what I was going to do now. I told them I was probably going home. They said I should get off at west 4th street in the village with them and have some drinks at Negril Village. I said fuck it why not. So we go and have a couple drinks. I am focusing my attention on Trini girl. I guess plain gets the vibe that I am feeling her girl and decides she is going to take off. I thought trini was going to leave to but she said she was down to hang out some more. After a few more we bounce and go to a reggae spot a couple blocks away. My cuz that lives in Miami plays with the DJ's that spin there every now and then and he happened to in town so we slid past the line. We were dancing to some old rockers, doing the slow grinding and making out on the dance floor. I was leaving for London in 2 days so I thought fuck it I am going to go for it. I say to her "why don't we get out of here and go back to my crib". She was like "cool". I was a little surprised considering we just met 4 hours before on the subway. We jump in a cab and in 20 mins we are back at my crib in BK. we get back to my crib and she says she feels sweaty from dancing and we should take a shower together. we head to the bathroom and she starts to get undressed. She had the prettiest tits and a nice round ass. Pussy was bald and phat. I am already rock hard. she undresses me. we jump in the shower and she starts soaping me up washes it off and pops my dick in her mouth. she goes to work while rub on that pussy. we dry off and go to my room and we start fuckin'. she shook violently when she came. After I bust I was ready to sleep. Liquor and a hard nut=knocked the fuck out. she wouldn't let me. she kept me up for 2 more nuts before I completely passed out. In the morning I walked her to the train station and put her number in my phone. That is when panic hit me because I could not remember her name. I waited until she got on the train and called the number. I was hoping she might say her name in her voicemail message. she did not... I never called again. I went to London for a month when I got back I didn;t have balls to call and not know her name.

 

[Nobody]

Ok I'll drop a quick one.

Back in 04 I was working the elections across the street from my folks crib. Did it a couple times, but this time there was a young puerto rican chick working another table. I decided I wanted to make it my business to find out about her...so I strolled over and struck up a conversation. Turns out she went to the same HS with me, came into the school the year I left. We chatted a bit more, skipped out to a break real quick, and she was crazy playful, I was picking her up, tossing her over my shoulder and all...

As we're walking down the block, she says she wants popcorn...so I'm like bet, I got some in the crib.

We go inside, I start popping some popcorn, and we start going at it. The microwave goes off, and I walk over to the bathroom as she straightens up in the kitchen. As I'm walking away, she's like, what you gonna do... feeling amped, I fuck with her saying "I'm gonna go masturbate...you wanna watch?"

Chick is like, sure, she comes over and I pick her up and sit her on the ledge right outside the bathroom... I pull down her top and BOTH her nipples are pierced. She takes my shit out, and proceeds to give head... lol my father comes inside and walks up the stairs as I bust in her mouth...she gets up and i get my shit together before he reaches the top, and I introduce her to him lol.

When we get back we talk more sex shit, back and forth...I forgot how it got to this point, but she mentioned she's fucked a teacher at the school before....wouldn't let me know who it was though, but I managed to guess on the first try lol....

After that, man chick never responded to my texts - i felt played lol. She had a man though, so whatever....

This the only story I'm willing to share lol.

 

[cli-terminator]

Why do so many of these damn stories occur in the ATL?!?

Some serious freaks - male and female - down there...

Ironically these are back in the day stories in the ATL cuz now that city has been overun by battymanism

 

[BDR]

Was in DR and got to airport way too early and I don't eat meat and was frustrated. This fly guy starts talking to me and he looked familiar too. He then says that his uncle has a restaurant with vegetarian food up the road a piece so I say bet lets go. There was actually good vegetarian food there and dude was cool so then we went and park up in the bushes across from the airport and fuck the shit out of each other and then I got on the plane with a big smile!

You ain't gotta lie Earl

*****beatdown pic edit*****

 

[The Specialist]

Good stories fam.....we some lucky muthafukas. Here's mine.

I used to organize swingers parties for blk/mixed couples here in Jax. This one dude kept eggin me on to try to get his old lady to have a 3-some. I hit her up and we talked about regular shit, never bringin up sex. She came out and told he me how old boy wanted the 3-some. She was kool with it, but because he kept buggin her about it, she never did it..WITH HIM that is. Her and old dude fell out and she was all on that "fuck that nigga" tip, and i was talkin to her to calm her down. She invited me to da crib. Smashed. Again. And again. And again. Old boy never get the ass again, lol.

 

[blaqueman]

Hmmm, well I'll add my $0.02 to the mix, I had a work lime (get together) where we went to the Islands, (Off Trinidad) the music was blazing niggas where high off Henny, Jonny Walker, Vodka you name it we had it and blazed it, we carried alot of bad bitches as well, nevertheless there was this thick darkie who was there with a few of her girlfriends ppl who know me know I prefer my ladies slim, but the darkie friends were mad fine, but the bitch was Cock Blocking the fellahs hard for those girls, anyways she's giving your boy the eye looking at me whispering shit to her girls, so I didn't pay her any mind, we finally reached the spot everyone went into the water Niggas playing ball and all shorts of shit in the water well the bitch comes over to my way, I'm thinking that she wanted a shot of the Johhny that I had in my hand, but she was like nah I'm interested in something else, me stupidly asked her what ? She's like you'll see soon enough, then a mad arse guy who I don't know comes over to where we were asking for some of my shit man that nigga got one of the meanest mug faces, she immediately saw that and got attracted even more to the 'Alpha Male' shit I was displaying bitch comes closer to me wraps her legs around my torso, pulls down my shorts moves her bikini bottoms to the side and immediately impales herself on my dick, now the thick sister was good looking I just prefer my 'meat' to be lean, nevertheless she's moaning enjoying the dick that pussy was nice tight and wet, even though we where in the water then all of a sudden the asshole returns but he does 1 better now, he goes under the water to try to grab the bottle, well he saw an eyeful, comes up quickly & leaves immediately but not without causing a scene, her home girls hear that and rush to where we were, what happened next was an Orgy of epic proportions in the ocean, I'm trying my best to wade the water while bouncing three hot bitches on me, 1 Indian, 1 Chinese/Spanish mix, and the darky, nevertheless, the session was frustratingly painful, if anyone saw me they may have thought I was playing 'Horsey' with those bitches if they only knew ! In fact I wished that I had three dicks to render those bitches properly, but thankfully I got a chance to continue my 'legacy' when we got out, I followed them to where one of the girls lived & continued to party hard with them for the rest of that weekend, we fucked, got high, went to a Fete in the Queens Park Savannah, fucked some more, went to Zen nightclub, fucked a bit in the girls toilet, man I better keep quiet, too many blasted trinis on this fucking site !!!

 

[THELANDLORD]

.......to London for a month when I got back I didn;t have balls to call and not know her name.

I banged a chick for 6 months before I knew her name. She called me "Mr Man". I called her "D". When I found out her real name it didnt start with a "D". I told her I thought your name was "D". She said my name aint no D. I was embarassed.

 

[Atoosa]

When I was still in the Corps. There was this fine chick that I had a lot of small talk with but never tried to holla cuz ninjas was on her like flies, and this was back when fraternizing wit troopies would get you fugged. Anyway, one Sat morning I'm getting ready to hit a Matinee, she sees me and says what you doin, I tell her, she says she wants to go and that she'll drive. I say bet. She comes to my room after she gets dressed looking good as hell. I tell her how good she looks she pushes me against the dooor and deep tongue kisses me out of the blue. We never went to the movies, we didn't get dressed or leave the room for the weekend. just fugged and fuugged then came up for Pizza. We kicked it for three years she turned out to be a hoe doe....

 

[jwilliam85]

Hmmm, well I'll add my $0.02 to the mix, I had a work lime (get together) where we went to the Islands, (Off Trinidad) the music was blazing niggas where high off Henny, Jonny Walker, Vodka you name it we had it and blazed it, we carried alot of bad bitches as well, nevertheless there was this thick darkie who was there with a few of her girlfriends ppl who know me know I prefer my ladies slim, but the darkie friends were mad fine, but the bitch was Cock Blocking the fellahs hard for those girls, anyways she's giving your boy the eye looking at me whispering shit to her girls, so I didn't pay her any mind, we finally reached the spot everyone went into the water Niggas playing ball and all shorts of shit in the water well the bitch comes over to my way, I'm thinking that she wanted a shot of the Johhny that I had in my hand, but she was like nah I'm interested in something else, me stupidly asked her what ? She's like you'll see soon enough, then a mad arse guy who I don't know comes over to where we were asking for some of my shit man that nigga got one of the meanest mug faces, she immediately saw that and got attracted even more to the 'Alpha Male' shit I was displaying bitch comes closer to me wraps her legs around my torso, pulls down my shorts moves her bikini bottoms to the side and immediately impales herself on my dick, now the thick sister was good looking I just prefer my 'meat' to be lean, nevertheless she's moaning enjoying the dick that pussy was nice tight and wet, even though we where in the water then all of a sudden the asshole returns but he does 1 better now, he goes under the water to try to grab the bottle, well he saw an eyeful, comes up quickly & leaves immediately but not without causing a scene, her home girls hear that and rush to where we were, what happened next was an Orgy of epic proportions in the ocean, I'm trying my best to wade the water while bouncing three hot bitches on me, 1 Indian, 1 Chinese/Spanish mix, and the darky, nevertheless, the session was frustratingly painful, if anyone saw me they may have thought I was playing 'Horsey' with those bitches if they only knew ! In fact I wished that I had three dicks to render those bitches properly, but thankfully I got a chance to continue my 'legacy' when we got out, I followed them to where one of the girls lived & continued to party hard with them for the rest of that weekend, we fucked, got high, went to a Fete in the Queens Park Savannah, fucked some more, went to Zen nightclub, fucked a bit in the girls toilet, man I better keep quiet, too many blasted trinis on this fucking site !!!

 

[B-Witty]

i always get to these threads late as fuck.. but it was my 1st year in college in North Carolina......year of 99 to be exact..... i was damn near still a virgin i only fucked 2 shorties at this time of life... but umm moving on...! i got on this site called collegeclub which was facebook before facebook if u ask me.... and i miss that site collegeclub but anywho moving on...... ok so im searching for bitch ass in the local area local neighboring schools and i get like 20 matches of bitches......when the pussy was logged on same time as u the site let u know so .. so i sent shorty a msg on there like whats up?.... im in highpoint blah blah blah.. she tells me she goes to A&T and she lives 5 minutes walking distance from the college.. she was single with a kid... im like are u SERIOUS? she says she has no picture to send me though.. im like ohhh hell nawww dis bitch is ugly~! so she describes herself 5'7 150 hazel eyes braces glassses caramel complexion im like damn they way she describes herself sounds like a dime to me......so we exchange numbers and she hits me up immediatley.... its like 11 am in the morning and i got a 12 noon class coming up shortly.... she tells me to come meet her at the bottom of the hill and she would be walking to meet me.. so i get to the destination see her from distance and i realize she is PHAT and kind of cute... but not all that...... as soon as she realizes its me she hops right in my car and ask can she see my dorm room? im like hell ya.... as soon as we get back to my room my bamma ass roomate was in there and he i had asked him to leave and he stayed like a BITCH ass cock blocking fix it lard ass he wass... but anywho we in the room chilling and he all talking to her asking her questions like its his BITCH im like wtf? so i am pissed as fuck...... before i know it.... i feel hands on my dick, then i feel lips on my dick... my roomate is in his bed watching tv and from time to time he would turn his head and look in our direction.. he hears the slurps and tried to pretend he dont know whats going on....... im getting head for 5 MINUTES and he still aint left the room.....! this bitch had braces on and i was tense and nervous but she aint touch my shit not one time actually it was the best head I EVER got and all she did was suck the TIP real TALK...! shorty was begging me to fuck her so i found a condomn and she was on top of my shit riding me so fast i aint know what hit me.i kept trying to make her stop but she was so eager and so WET and pressed for my cock i gave in...... eventually my roomate left the room but not until i was knee deep in her hitting it from the back shorty asked me was i bout to cum kept asking me so i told her and when i did she jumped off my dick like it was the plague, removed my condom and sucked me DRY swallowed all of my shit.. and i was backed up! i mean one of those 1 month i aint skeeted joints..! whew ..... i never fucked her again becuz her baby father was a nutcase... but damn.....DAT HEAD... smdh

 

[itzmotto]

i always get to these threads late as fuck.. but it was my 1st year in college in North Carolina......year of 99 to be exact..... i was damn near still a virgin i only fucked 2 shorties at this time of life... but umm moving on...! i got on this site called collegeclub which was facebook before facebook if u ask me.... and i miss that site collegeclub but anywho moving on...... ok so im searching for bitch ass in the local area local neighboring schools and i get like 20 matches of bitches......when the pussy was logged on same time as u the site let u know so .. so i sent shorty a msg on there like whats up?.... im in highpoint blah blah blah.. she tells me she goes to A&T and she lives 5 minutes walking distance from the college.. she was single with a kid... im like are u SERIOUS? she says she has no picture to send me though.. im like ohhh hell nawww dis bitch is ugly~! so she describes herself 5'7 150 hazel eyes braces glassses caramel complexion im like damn they way she describes herself sounds like a dime to me......so we exchange numbers and she hits me up immediatley.... its like 11 am in the morning and i got a 12 noon class coming up shortly.... she tells me to come meet her at the bottom of the hill and she would be walking to meet me.. so i get to the destination see her from distance and i realize she is PHAT and kind of cute... but not all that...... as soon as she realizes its me she hops right in my car and ask can she see my dorm room? im like hell ya.... as soon as we get back to my room my bamma ass roomate was in there and he i had asked him to leave and he stayed like a BITCH ass cock blocking fix it lard ass he wass... but anywho we in the room chilling and he all talking to her asking her questions like its his BITCH im like wtf? so i am pissed as fuck...... before i know it.... i feel hands on my dick, then i feel lips on my dick... my roomate is in his bed watching tv and from time to time he would turn his head and look in our direction.. he hears the slurps and tried to pretend he dont know whats going on....... im getting head for 5 MINUTES and he still aint left the room.....! this bitch had braces on and i was tense and nervous but she aint touch my shit not one time actually it was the best head I EVER got and all she did was suck the TIP real TALK...! shorty was begging me to fuck her so i found a condomn and she was on top of my shit riding me so fast i aint know what hit me.i kept trying to make her stop but she was so eager and so WET and pressed for my cock i gave in...... eventually my roomate left the room but not until i was knee deep in her hitting it from the back shorty asked me was i bout to cum kept asking me so i told her and when i did she jumped off my dick like it was the plague, removed my condom and sucked me DRY swallowed all of my shit.. and i was backed up! i mean one of those 1 month i aint skeeted joints..! whew ..... i never fucked her again becuz her baby father was a nutcase... but damn.....DAT HEAD... smdh

Your room mate stayed because he wanted some to ya'll should of both smash if she was willing to suck dick with another dude in the room

 

[B-Witty]

Your room mate stayed because he wanted some to ya'll should of both smash if she was willing to suck dick with another dude in the room

lol in retrospect i realized that he aint share his bitch ass so i surely wasnt sharing mine... ha

 

[geist]

This was back in the 90's when a club called The Tunnel was hot. Anyway, I'm in there lookin fresh, had my pretty boy 'fro with the curls gelled out, fresh football jersey, with the Jesus piece. I'm walkin to the bar and this thick Guyanese chick bumps into me, I apologize and offer to buy her another drink. We go over to the bar and start chattin', she was from Queens. I started noticing she was biting her lip, then she was like "You look good." I made a mental note and kept talkin, then she just started grunting.

I take her over to a dark corner and we start kissin. The Tunnel had male/female bathrooms. We pick a empty stall and she pulled my dick straight out. Gave me the best head of my life, up till that point. While she was suckin me off she said "When you got dressed, did you imagine this was going to happen to you tonight?" I almost nutted right then and there. I got up and pulled her jeans down to her knees and bust her ass right in the stall.

I lost her number, those were the pre-cell phone days where you wrote numbers down. But I'll never forget that shit.

 

[Lattimore]

i got at least a dozen of these.

In Dugans back in the day ATL late night drunk. Sitting next to me is this thick sister. She turns towards me while blowing her cigarette smoke everywhere, including in my face. I say damn, why? She says damn! Sorry. She then apologizes again and asks if I wanna fuck? I say yes and we cut out to my spot up on Parkway.... Smashed.

In Dugans again back in the day ATL late night drunk. White chick is rolling through the parking lot in a mustang. She's drunk I'm drunk we start crackin at each other she gets out (ass is fat) and asks me if I wanna roll with her. I let my folks know Ima bout to bounce. We roll to her crib for the smashage.

St. Thomas at a bar... white chick and I start dancing. We sweat a bit on the floor and she asks if i want a drink (this is all within 10 min). I walk to the bar she grabs us some drinks and the next thing I know we're taking a walk outside to cool off. We walk the 20 yards or so to the beach and I suggest we go for a late night swim. She says she's game I say I'm game cloths start coming off. I took one look at her she took one look at me and we just go at it. i hate myself for this one bc it was reckless... just dove on into the ass- no holds barred. This was a good 15 years ago but I stressed that episode for months. I never got her name and I couldn't pick her out of a line up if my life depended on it.

I used to live in this penthouse (before I got married- bachelor days). The shit was fly to the degree that these lesbian promoters use to rent my spot out for private parties (the only dudes there would be me and my boys- all kinds of debauchery would go down, them chicks don't play). During one such party a cute slim goodie asked if she could put her coat and purse in my bedroom. I escort her towards my room, open the door, next think I know we start slobbing each other down. She takes out my joint I spin her around lift up her dress and we start fucking. We hosted more than one of these parties and I have at least one story like this from each of them. Truth is i can think of so many more but they seem like another life ago. There was this English slut in Leads. Another stripper in St. Thomas (different trip). Stubbled on a magic city stripper or two. Before i got married life was crazy (some would say good)... empty though, that's why I gave it up. Feels good to recall these old memories... good thread.

 

[NICKLEBAGKILLA]

OK this was some right place/right time shit...

Back in 2001 when Black Planet was poppin' I logged on over my boys house from time to time because I didn't have a PC. My screen name was the same then as it is now. So one night I get on and get a message from this girl like "Where the weed at?". I hit her back for a few minutes, get her number and talk for about 20 on the phone. Found out she lived in Norfolk just across the bridge from where I was in Hampton. Arranged a meeting at 7-11 but I told her if she was wack I was pulling off...

So I get there, and sure enough, she was ugly (and white) but not so ugly that she couldn't suck my dick. So I tell her to follow me to my crib so we can smoke and watch TV. I drove to another apartment complex because I wasn't gonna have my peoples see me with no mud duck. We get to the complex and I'm like "We can't go in because my roommate is Muslim, he don't like white people and I don't want to put you through that - let's just talk in the car."

Man, that bitch sucked and swallowed two nuts up out of me within 20 minutes of meeting her. Had me sounding like a retard on the second one....

Kept her on the bench for about six months then she got a man and I moved to ATL....

 

[$Money_XXL]

Maaannnn where do I begin!?

I've been very fortunate . . . I stayed in situations like "yooo! you can't make this up!"

Here's a good one. There was a Hawaiian babe who I had been beatin' for about 2 months. It was strictly cut buddy status, and it was just cool. Anyhow, I call her during the pre-party evening stage of clubbing, to see what she was on so I could set up something for afterwards. She tells me her best friend is in town from SF. Long story short, she showed her girl a picture of me(I'm thinking so I can hook her up with my guys), and I could overhear her in the background as they discuss us all meeting up at a club. I tell 'em bet, then proceed to drink from my bar at the crib. I get another call from a babe I was also beating at the time, and we talked for way to long because the previous 2 are calling me from the club like, YOU STILL AT THE CRIB?! I wasn't hurried because I knew I was good for later with homegirl. BUT, I get to the club, and her friend was OUT OF CONTROL gorgeous, and flirting with me boldly in front of 'ol girl.

I was confused, and decided this was some kinda test. So, I decline her friends advances (so I can figure what's up). We all drank, danced and had a great time, esp. since I had a dime and a quarter(the friend) with me. Unfortunately, my girl drank TOO much Her, barely conscious, I get them back to her crib, carrying 'ol girl, passed out, to her bed where they both slept. NO CAKE for JG

Me, I end up crashin' in her sons bedroom since it was her free weekend with him away (men who've dated chicks with kids know the drill). So, I'm in a child's bedroom, with playschool decorations and starwars bed sheets, frustrated as hell because there's mega pussy in the crib that I can't beat, because 'ol girl fuckin' over did it. I could NOT sleep, but I have my eyes closed.

40 mins go by when suddenly her best friend enters the fuckin' room!! I open my eyes wide, in full fuckin' shock, but didn't say a word . . . Nor did she!! All she did was smile while pulling back the skywalker sheets, pull down the boxers and performed some of the best head theatrics I've experienced 'til this day!

I didn't know what was going on, but I smashed moon craters in that ass for the remainder of the night/morning. And I was too ready, gave her the 'drunken one' 'til dawn.

What's so crazy is, when we were done, she got up, took a shower and went right back in the room with my girl like nothin' happened. 20 mins later my girl gets up! I'm panicked because I just fucked her best friend in her sons room while she's passed out drunk, and I smell like a pussy factory. At his point, I'm REALLY hoping she's not coming to check in on me, or wanting to fuck. Even though I'm thinkin' she HAS to know, right?! After she throws up and passes back out, (which is why she got up) I take a shower. And I'm still shook, because WHY AM I TAKING A SHOWER at such an odd hour?!!

Fast forward to late morning, the truth comes out. She seemed okay, but I couldn't tell or trust it. So I test it. While her girl is watching something in the living room, I close the door and fuck my girl for a while, then went home round mid afternoon.


Man, her friend was unforgettably skillful. She had to have been at least "semi-pro". She didn't give NO fuck. Never seen anything like that since.

JG

Cool, but she pimped you, she probably got paid for that..on top of that, she probably ate her friend out too, so she had both of you plus earned money from her friend.

 

[ddismoist]

Dr. Truth's mother.

Seen the ol' crusty hoe at the public library using the computers to place a hoe ad on craigslist. Whore seen me and told me she'd gimme some head if I paid her $1.25 overdue fee. Seems she checked out some med school books so her faggot-ass son could front like he was a doctor over the internet and the pussy-ass nigga lost one of 'em. I threw the bitch 3 quarters and she proceeded to lead me into the men's stall to give me the dicksuckin of a lifetime. Nutted all down the whore's throat, wiped my dick across her forehead and left the hoe on her knees for her to clean up after herself.

 

[RepostKing]

Chump I grew up who I didnt fuck with anymore went away to the navy. His mother was the finest woman in the town house complex and we all had a major crush on her. Fast Forward to my late teens one night after coming home from clubbing I saw his mother locked out and leaning on the back door to the building. I was like "Mrs Taylor are you ok"? Now she was a young mom so by then I was 19 and she was only 37. She was like "I'm good I think I lost my keys".

I knew her head was right and so was mine so I asked her if she wanted to call someone from my Moms house. I lived in the basement at the time. Back then lucky for me cell phones werent poppnig lol. So she comes in and was like "I need to take a shower I think I threw up on myself". I'm like OK but without thinking I said only clothes I had that would fit is the long ass Coca Cola shirt I use to give chicks that was spending the night

Dawg my heart started racing because I started realizing where this was heading. I couldnt hide the tent I was pitching. So she showers up and changes. I had this tiny ass couch and I offered to crash on it while she sleeps in the bed. She was like you're an adult so we can share the bed. I was like head to toe? That broke the tension, she smiled and was like lay back and relax.

I didnt fuck her, I made sweet ass euphoric love to that women. The sparse light from the street lamp piecred though the tempered glass of the only window and illuminated every inch of her nubian softness. Each kiss was long and purposeful. Each contact of touch was magnified. Each breath was longer and warmer than the last. The coolness of my sweat evaporating in between embraces caused each folicule to squeeze the hairs to its apex.

I've never had sex like that again. Less than a week later she moved and joined another son in Germany who I found out decided to stay and bought a crib with his wife. I still think about her after all these years...oh by the way her keys were in the bottom of her bag