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Went to Hedonism with my girl, we met a few chicks and exchanged numbers... like a month later, I'm working on a Saturday, pulling into the driveway and my girl call telling me to go to Penn Station. Dont ask any questions just go to 34th and 8th and call her.

I go. I call. She is like look who is walking to the car... I see this chick we hung out with @ Hedo, put her bag in the back and take her home. Happy as fuck!! I speed up the FDR. She is staying for the weekend. She came to NY and her plans fell through so she called.

We go out to a club drinking, but all night I was thinking about what awaits when I get home. Now we are at the house. Nothing!!! I was sure something was gonna go down.

Sunday... chilled around the house. She is talking to friends. They make plans to go out again. I was like fuck it Im not going since I thought I wasnt getting no pussy!!! They are getting dressed to go and 2 more chicks this chick knew came to pick them up. One look and I was mad I didnt decide to go.

Now its maybe 2:am my girl calls me... Im dead sleep!!!! and whispers "Take a Shower" I think I never moved so fast in my life!!!!

They all come in... Drunk!!! Im in bed. Quit. I can hear them in the bathroom, shower running, still drinking, laughing and playing around. I take a peek... My girl and 2 chicks are in the shower kissing and washing eachother. They are teasing me asking if I like it, splashing me and the 3rd chick starts giving me head! I look at my girl and she is like "Have Fun"

I did just that!!!!! There was fucking sucking and licking till like 7:am... I took another shower and went to work HAPPY AS HELL!!!

When I got home it was just my girl and the chick in the bed still sleep. Drove her to Penn Station and never heard from her again.

Whats crazy is... I not with her anymore, but we are still friends... she sends me an email and asks is she looks familiar...

http://www.rk.com/amateur-models/23558/Cream.htm

The Cream in

http://www.rk.com/round-and-brown/all_ass_out/home.htm
http://www.rk.com/round-and-brown/triple_stacker/home.htm
http://www.rk.com/round-and-brown/ride_em_cowgirls/home.htm
http://www.rk.com/monster-curves/all_curves_no_breaks/home.htm
and
http://www.rk.com/round-and-brown/miss_muffet/home.htm

Same chick!!!
 
from all my years... almost everytime a chick ask u this question
"can i buy or get u a drink" 9 times out of 10 you getting that pussy
that night or soon there after if u want it :yes:
 
Man...there were a quite a few of those times...

I was over in Korea. I lived in Seoul. This chick in the Air Force was up in the city from the south. She was a thick stacked chocolate thing, about 5'4" juicy round ass and nice perky titties. My boy was there with his girl, so we went ahead as she was arguing with dude at the door.

We went in and at down, she walked by our booth and I said "they let you in okay?" She immediately sat down and explained everything and started just rappin. So we order up Tequila shots, fake dancing salsa and shit...I ask her where she was staying. She was like "I'm staying at the free billets."

I was like "Nah, i have my own apartment right of the main strip, let's go there." Took her five seconds...she was with it! Took her back to my crib, let her shower up. At first she was on some ole "I have a boyfriend shit" but I was drunk so cool...
Morning broke...needless to say we f*ckin like primal animals for about 3 hours. It was a good fuckin night.
 
ddismoist said:
Dr. Truth's mother.

Seen the ol' crusty hoe at the public library using the computers to place a hoe ad on craigslist. Whore seen me and told me she'd gimme some head if I paid her $1.25 overdue fee. Seems she checked out some med school books so her faggot-ass son could front like he was a doctor over the internet and the pussy-ass nigga lost one of 'em. :smh: I threw the bitch 3 quarters and she proceeded to lead me into the men's stall to give me the dicksuckin of a lifetime. Nutted all down the whore's throat, wiped my dick across her forehead and left the hoe on her knees for her to clean up after herself.
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:smh: trying to call out
 
Nice story bruh... nothing popped off at Hedonism? I thought that place was a fuckfest? what happened between you & your chick? she seemed mad cool (sexually at least), thats the kind that you don't wanna let go

:lol:

almost10 said:
Went to Hedonism with my girl, we met a few chicks and exchanged numbers... like a month later, I'm working on a Saturday, pulling into the driveway and my girl call telling me to go to Penn Station. Dont ask any questions just go to 34th and 8th and call her.

I go. I call. She is like look who is walking to the car... I see this chick we hung out with @ Hedo, put her bag in the back and take her home. Happy as fuck!! I speed up the FDR. She is staying for the weekend. She came to NY and her plans fell through so she called.

We go out to a club drinking, but all night I was thinking about what awaits when I get home. Now we are at the house. Nothing!!! I was sure something was gonna go down.

Sunday... chilled around the house. She is talking to friends. They make plans to go out again. I was like fuck it Im not going since I thought I wasnt getting no pussy!!! They are getting dressed to go and 2 more chicks this chick knew came to pick them up. One look and I was mad I didnt decide to go.

Now its maybe 2:am my girl calls me... Im dead sleep!!!! and whispers "Take a Shower" I think I never moved so fast in my life!!!!

They all come in... Drunk!!! Im in bed. Quit. I can hear them in the bathroom, shower running, still drinking, laughing and playing around. I take a peek... My girl and 2 chicks are in the shower kissing and washing eachother. They are teasing me asking if I like it, splashing me and the 3rd chick starts giving me head! I look at my girl and she is like "Have Fun"

I did just that!!!!! There was fucking sucking and licking till like 7:am... I took another shower and went to work HAPPY AS HELL!!!

When I got home it was just my girl and the chick in the bed still sleep. Drove her to Penn Station and never heard from her again.

Whats crazy is... I not with her anymore, but we are still friends... she sends me an email and asks is she looks familiar...

http://www.rk.com/amateur-models/23558/Cream.htm

The Cream in

http://www.rk.com/round-and-brown/all_ass_out/home.htm
http://www.rk.com/round-and-brown/triple_stacker/home.htm
http://www.rk.com/round-and-brown/ride_em_cowgirls/home.htm
http://www.rk.com/monster-curves/all_curves_no_breaks/home.htm
and
http://www.rk.com/round-and-brown/miss_muffet/home.htm

Same chick!!!
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Rick Ronson said:
Sitting on the passengers side of my best friends ride.:lol:

Atlanta.....my man came down from dc.

Then he let me hold it for the day (sl500) back in 1994 when bitches used to car hop.

Shit was ridiculous.
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Rick, you do know that will still happen in 2010 on any day of the week right? Especially on Fridays and saturdays. If you pull up in a tight car you will shut shit down
 
Damian Stone said:
Hum let's see, I was on a cruise going to Bermuda with fams and my uncle met this beautiful black lawyer from L.A. during breakfast one morning, I was not there so he was kicking it to her about me lol
I finally met her while getting off in Bermuda and we ended up fucking after we got back on the boat that same evening...
I did not have to make any move, spit any game lol
I had a great time on the boat.
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Its easy to get pussy from women on vacation and especially in a beautiful setting like a cruise.. They just seem to let their guard down..
 
man.. fuck it i mind as well contribute

ok it's the early 2000's and I'm out in NYC at the time and I'm on the subway headed to the upper west side. A beautiful lil chocolate thing and i connect eyes from across the train, but im writing notes in a pad and sitting down so im not really paying attention. Around 59th street i feel someone snatch my pen and it's her. She writes her name and number on my pad and follows it with MY BED OR YOUR BED!!!

Now this was a surprise to me because i was only bout 19 at the time (and looked maybe 15 :lol:) and she was a grown ass women. Fat ass, perfect skin, nice face, perky tits, just everything up to par. I get to the office, call her and she comes thru about 2 hours later.

Man i took her in my cousin office in the front, locked the door and this bitch stripped in no time, only to reveal two pierced nipples! Certified freak, fucked me, sucked me, bitch was doing tricks i had never seen up to that point.. just fucked my young head up. We talked for maybe an hour b4 she left, i walked her to the subway and never seen or heard from her again.

That hour we talked she gave me so much game, i been feeling unstoppable since. She filled me in on he woman's mind, i still feel like the devil sent her to me, to corrupt my young mind.

Oh yeah she also gave me chlamydia, first and last time i went raw in a bitch :lol:

Man i got stories like this for days, everybody on here who know me know how i be lucking up
 
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DollarDay said:
Oh yeah she also gave me chlamydia,
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egatsby said:
Friday night i was sitting around bored. So I send out this mass text message to damn near ever chick in my phone. A couple of chicks hit me back but nothing pops. Bout two hours later some chick hits me back like im drunk and horney. I didnt even know who this chick was it was just a random # in my phone. So i shoot her back like bet what you wanna do. She was like is this Jeramiah? Im like yeaah(im not Jeremiah though). She is like come pick me up im in Rome. Im like fuck that Rome is far call me tomorrow we will get up. She calls me the next day still thinking im Jeremiah and i dont know what this chick looks, but i figure if i got her # she must be straight. So I got meet this chick Saturday Night and she is like you are not Jeremiah :lol:. Im like nope but fuck it im here. So we realize that we meet at Dreams like 2 months ago we get some drinks and I end up Fucking :lol:.
Thank you Jeremiah whoever you are :lol:
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:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:
 
TRUFICTION said:
YEA IT HAPPENED AGAIN AND AGAIN
ONLY I FAST FORWARDED THE SHIT BY NOT TRYING AT ALL.
WHEN A CHICK START FRONTIN I JUST SAY
WELL, SEE YOU IN THE MORNING.

AND IT NEVER FAILS:lol:
THEY CANT STAND THE IDEA THAT YOU AINT SWEATIN THEM.

I CANT EVEN TELL THE REAL RANDOM SHIT THAT HAPPENED TO ME ON HERE
TOO MANY PEOPLE KNOW ME FOR REAL.


ON THE SLEEP SHIT THOUGH........

MET THIS FINE ASS JAMAICAN DIME LEAVIN THE CLUB ONE NIGHT
ME AND SOME OF THE HOMIES WERE TAKIN SOME OF THOSE
BACKDROP PICS ON THE WAY OUT OF THE CLUB
LIL CHICK SAYS I WANT TO BE IN ONE
I SAID COME ON.

I SAID SO
WHAT YOU DOIN IN A FEW
SHE WAS LIKE NOTHIN........WHATS UP
I SAID, IM GOIN TO EAT
A LITTLE COMPANY WOULD BE NICE
SHE SAID COOL..........

WE EAT
IM SLEEPY AS HELL SHE LIVES ON THE OTHER SIDE OF TOWN AND IM NOT GOIN
SO I SAY YOU CAN STAY WITH ME TIL MORNING AND ILL TAKE YOU HOME
SHE WAS LIKE THATS COOL BUT WE ARE NOT HAVING SEX:lol:.

I SAY WHATEVA AND WE KEEP IT MOVIN
WE GET TO THE RIB SHE STRIPS AND GETS IN THE BED
I DO THE SAME
BUT I JUST ROLL OVER AND TURN ON THE TV

SHE ROLLED OVER TOO.
RIGHT ON TOP OF ME
AND IT WAS ON FROM THERE.
PUSSY WAS A SNAPPER AND SHE KNEW HOW TO USE IT.

DROPPED HER OFF THE NEXT MORNING AND NEVER SAW OR HEARD FROM HER AGAIN.
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This has happened to me too....


by the way, them chicks that you never hear from again?

They someone's girl/wife. I smashed a lotta someones's girls/wife....

RANDOMLY.

You become one of those niggas they dont count in the numbers of

men they been with.....



And I'm SURE they man would NEVER suspect them.














Thats why I say fuck a ring.
;)
 
John_Gault said:
Maaannnn where do I begin!?

I've been very fortunate . . . I stayed in situations like "yooo! you can't make this up!"

Here's a good one. There was a Hawaiian babe who I had been beatin' for about 2 months. It was strictly cut buddy status, and it was just cool. Anyhow, I call her during the pre-party evening stage of clubbing, to see what she was on so I could set up something for afterwards. She tells me her best friend is in town from SF. Long story short, she showed her girl a picture of me(I'm thinking so I can hook her up with my guys:dunno:), and I could overhear her in the background as they discuss us all meeting up at a club. I tell 'em bet, then proceed to drink from my bar at the crib. I get another call from a babe I was also beating at the time, and we talked for way to long because the previous 2 are calling me from the club like, YOU STILL AT THE CRIB?! I wasn't hurried because I knew I was good for later with homegirl. BUT, I get to the club, and her friend was OUT OF CONTROL gorgeous, and flirting with me boldly in front of 'ol girl.

I was confused, and decided this was some kinda test. So, I decline her friends advances (so I can figure what's up). We all drank, danced and had a great time, esp. since I had a dime and a quarter(the friend) with me. Unfortunately, my girl drank TOO much:angry: Her, barely conscious, I get them back to her crib, carrying 'ol girl, passed out, to her bed where they both slept. NO CAKE for JG:angry:

Me, I end up crashin' in her sons bedroom since it was her free weekend with him away (men who've dated chicks with kids know the drill). So, I'm in a child's bedroom, with playschool decorations and starwars bed sheets, frustrated as hell because there's mega pussy in the crib that I can't beat, because 'ol girl fuckin' over did it. I could NOT sleep, but I have my eyes closed.

40 mins go by when suddenly her best friend enters the fuckin' room!! I open my eyes wide, in full fuckin' shock, but didn't say a word . . . Nor did she!! All she did was smile while pulling back the skywalker sheets, pull down the boxers and performed some of the best head theatrics I've experienced 'til this day!

I didn't know what was going on, but I smashed moon craters in that ass for the remainder of the night/morning. And I was too ready, gave her the 'drunken one' 'til dawn.

What's so crazy is, when we were done, she got up, took a shower and went right back in the room with my girl like nothin' happened. 20 mins later my girl gets up! I'm panicked because I just fucked her best friend in her sons room while she's passed out drunk, and I smell like a pussy factory. At his point, I'm REALLY hoping she's not coming to check in on me, or wanting to fuck. Even though I'm thinkin' she HAS to know, right?! After she throws up and passes back out, (which is why she got up) I take a shower. And I'm still shook, because WHY AM I TAKING A SHOWER at such an odd hour?!!

Fast forward to late morning, the truth comes out. She seemed okay, but I couldn't tell or trust it. So I test it. While her girl is watching something in the living room, I close the door and fuck my girl for a while, then went home round mid afternoon.


Man, her friend was unforgettably skillful. She had to have been at least "semi-pro". She didn't give NO fuck. Never seen anything like that since.

JG
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tHOSE ARE THE BEST, the unexpected good pussy....
 
FIVEFIVE said:
This has happened to me too....


by the way, them chicks that you never hear from again?

They someone's girl/wife. I smashed a lotta someones's girls/wife....

RANDOMLY.

You become one of those niggas they dont count in the numbers of

men they been with.....



And I'm SURE they man would NEVER suspect them.






Thats why I say fuck a ring.
;)
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Chris Rock said it best....... "miscellaneous dicks"
 
I got one more...

I was probably 21. There I was in BlackVoices chat room watching the traffic one nite. So after a while someone hits my PM asking me questions about D.C. They said they were moving here and wanted some info. We PM'd for a minute and then she gave me her number.

She was just moving here from Cali (love it when they come over),22, just graduated and was living in Northern VA by herself. She was starting a job down at NSBE and her boss hooked her up with a nice 3 story townhouse with garage. Showed me some pictures. She was mixed, long hair, cute face and nice shape. So...about a day later, she was like "would you like to come over?" Of course I'm on it...

I drive out there and when I get there, she's just settling into the house. It was nice, too. Had a fireplace, the whole nine. So she decides to order pizza. We were standing there in the kitchen rappin and just talking bout school and all that stuff. So after we eat, she's trying to figure out how to use the fireplace...I'm a wiz at it. She gets sleepy and says "let's go upstairs." We get upstairs, she gets naked and gets in the bed. Got the drawers...cool.

Next day, she calls me up, says that she's stuck at her job. Wanted me to come all the way out there again in the middle of a freezing rain storm. Yep...my ass did it...

I picked her up and dipped back to her place. She says "let's take a bath together." Runs a bath and we both get in. Gettin freaky as hell with the jets going...got out...hit the bed and tore it up again.

After that, I went back to school and lost touch. I still have the picture of her in front of my car til this day.

I looked up in Jet a few years later, and there she was modeling for them.

:dunno:
 
My homeboi flew me up to ny fa my b-day weekend cause i neva been,
anyway i got there on thursday nite. Since he had to work friday he was like y don't you take the train to go see times square and see NY while i'm at work. Anyway i was on the search for some randow ass since my ex that was up there backed out on me. I went to times square bought some kicks yada yada yada . I go back to catch the subway ( looking lost as fuck ) i see the cute ass dominican chick spazzing out on the phone.. from what i can tell her man ain't buying where shes at. So she hangs up crying and shit..... i ran up on her wit some dumb shit like " you to cute to be letting a nukka stress you out like that. We both so happen to get on the same car we still talking get into to the fact that i was visiting my boi up here and that i was from down south. anyway her dude called her back again bugging she hung up on him so i was like "i think im at my stop" i get off the next thing i notice is that she got off behind me i'm just thinking it was her stop to.....
me: i was like u live around here
her: no.....
me: then what u doing ....
her: i'm following you.:dance::dance::dance:

it was on and popping, i flipped out my boy futon in the living room and we fukked fa like an hour smoked and started fukking again. Just as we was getting dressed my boi come home wit 2 of his female coworkers to go out wit us.so i walked her back to the train laughin at that shit( i was suppose to be trying to fukk 1 of the coworkers). As we walking she shows me her phone her ole man called her 28 times :smh::lol::smh:..... . at that point i made a rule neva argue wit ya lady when she ain't at home.
 
I thought i would drop another...

I used to travel a lot more for work a few years ago. when I was heading to a town/city I had never been to before, I would do a search on myspace for locals. I would ask what the nightlife was like and suggestions for places to go. Once they told me that I would find out if that's where they were going to be. Sometimes I would just find cool chicks to hang out with while in town and sometimes they became good friends. And other times it was the perfect set up to smash.

My favorite story was a chick I met in Ft.Meyers Florida. No offense to those folks from there but you know it's a shitty little town. She was originally from NY so we had that connection. 5'8" Puerto Rican chick. Cute face, full boobs but not much ass. I met her and her friend who was also in from out of town for drinks. Not a looker. probably around 250lbs. We hang out at a couple bars had some laughs. I am now really drunk and she suggests that I stay with her rather than her having to drop me at my hotel. I was cool with that because now I am thinking the draws are mine. As we drive to her crib, we are all talking and her friend asks me about my thoughts on 3 somes. I told her I'm not really into them, which was a bold face lie. There was no way in hell I was letting the big one get anywhere near my dick. So we get back to shorties house and big girl takes the downstairs bedroom and we head up stairs. We fucked real hard for a bout 20 mins before I nut and pass out. about an hour later I jump up ou of my sleep when I hear the bedroom door slam. I looked around and shorty was asleep next to me. I think fat girl was trying sneak her fat ass in on the action.

It was completely random hook up. we spoke a couple times after but I never went to Ft.meyer again.
 
Okay so i'm leaving Ozzios in (DC) My bosses birthday, i'm twisted. I give the valet my key and they pull up my 745LI this chick ask me if thats my car i say yes she says can i take her to her car around the corner, so i like okay... well by the time we got to her car she passed out. I'm like shorty were is your car..she mummbles, so i'm like i'm gonna take you home with me she says okay...well i forgot i had this stripper friend of mine coming thru..i pull up and shortly like thats ur girl, i'm like naw some chick who needed a ride. Well we all get in the bed and i'm in the middle smiling from ear to ear, well the drunk chick starts playing with me, i end up hitting her while the stripper was watching, well i bust off and the stripper like can i get mine...i'm like yeah give me 15minutes!!!! well i passed out, sent shorty home in a cab and my stripper friend left, she called me later and said she couldn't believe i fucked right next to her and didn't give her any......!!!!:dance:
 
badboyee2 said:
Okay so i'm leaving Ozzios in (DC) My bosses birthday, i'm twisted. I give the valet my key and they pull up my 745LI this chick ask me if thats my car i say yes she says can i take her to her car around the corner, so i like okay... well by the time we got to her car she passed out. I'm like shorty were is your car..she mummbles, so i'm like i'm gonna take you home with me she says okay...well i forgot i had this stripper friend of mine coming thru..i pull up and shortly like thats ur girl, i'm like naw some chick who needed a ride. Well we all get in the bed and i'm in the middle smiling from ear to ear, well the drunk chick starts playing with me, i end up hitting her while the stripper was watching, well i bust off and the stripper like can i get mine...i'm like yeah give me 15minutes!!!! well i passed out, sent shorty home in a cab and my stripper friend left, she called me later and said she couldn't believe i fucked right next to her and didn't give her any......!!!!:dance:
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:confused:

so u didnt go for the obvious trifecta?
 
A few years back, this fine ass yellow bone chick started working on my job, as a temp worker. Me in full playa mode, with balls of steel walked up to her, just after a few convos and tongued her down just like that, when we was alone, I saw it in her eyes and I went for it, point blank.
She looked at me bewildered and said why did you do that, you know I have a man. But was impressed of my bold ass move.
Then she kissed me back, and it was on from there. Her man was a drug dealer, but we used to meet up at the hotels and fuck all day, here is the clicker, she used to foot the bill.
Damn I was a crazy fool back then.:lol:
 
I have 2 that happened years ago to me(Im married now). The 1st one was pure luck and right place at right time. I came home to spend some time with my grandmother(I lived 100 miles away and we would eat KFC together even thou she wasnt suppossed to eat that). So she asked me to go pick up some for her,so I went over to KFC while at the light to turn in I heard someone blowin their car horn. I pulled in and got out and this car pulls in next to me. I see the girl in the drivers side but I wasnt really thinkin about it. She steps out and calls my name out. I look back at her and realize its Mimi who I used to work with 3 or 4 years prior. This woman was the definition if fine. She was in her late 20's and was all of 34D-24-36 and she was pretty with a virginal,moral attitude which made her even more desirable. We hugged and she asked me what was up and I told her I was in town to see granny and was gonna have dinner with her etc.. She asked me what I had planned for later that night and I said nothin as of now. She asked me if I would come over to her apt and we could catch up and have a few drinks. I was cool but in the back of my mind I was like this is some teasin BS cause she wasnt the type to be fuckin like that. So skipping forward I drove out to her place and she invited me in. As soon as I walked in it hit me,I was being seduced cause the apt was set up in a away that left no doubt as to what she had in mind. I sat on her couch and we had small talk and some drinks. She asked me if it was ok if she changed into something sexy so she could see how would respond to it. So she goes in and tells me to cover my eyes and give her an honest response. I was like ok. When I uncovered my eyes I was like :yes::yes:.She had on a black and red 2 piece matching panty and bra. Her ass was so smooth and her tits had perfect cleavage. I got up and put my hand on her lower back and the other hand in her hair,she put her hand on my shoulder and kissed me and said "I have wanted to do this with you since we worked together but I was always afraid you wouldnt want to be with me" I said what? Who could resist anything about you? She said "All the girls you were with were light-skin and I thought you were color struck on light".I was like let me show you how I love chocolate. All I can say is that night I spent with her was 5 star sex in every way. It was the one and only time we did it,she told me I lived to far away and she couldnt get involved with a man she couldnt see everyday and spend time with. That was 17 years ago and low and behold she hit me up on facebook recently and she is still fine as hell,married with a kid but still fine. She told me on facebook that she wishes we had been together more sexually cause she thinks about it from time to time.

The 2nd one was unreal in that it happened with a woman I knew thru a female friend but nothing serious. I was invited to go to church and since football season was over I went. The girl was there which I didnt know she would be,she made an effort to speak to me and even moved from her pew over to me and hugged me like she knew me which was weird but I thought hell its a church thing. During the service she touched me leg and looked at me. After church she asked me if I was gonna eat and I was like no I dont have any plans so she said let me cook for you cause I can throw down in kitchen. So I went to her house and she cooked while I fucked her from the back and I ate her pussy on the counter and she sucked my dick by the fridge. I was at her house for 5 hours and we had sex,ate,talked about the Bible and had more sex. I never went back to that church and we never told our mutual friend about what happened. She told me in later convo what she made her mind up she was gonna have sex with me at church when she noticed my print when she was praying. That was a trip.
 
julian said:
The 2nd one was unreal in that it happened with a woman I knew thru a female friend but nothing serious. I was invited to go to church and since football season was over I went. The girl was there which I didnt know she would be,she made an effort to speak to me and even moved from her pew over to me and hugged me like she knew me which was weird but I thought hell its a church thing. During the service she touched me leg and looked at me. After church she asked me if I was gonna eat and I was like no I dont have any plans so she said let me cook for you cause I can throw down in kitchen. So I went to her house and she cooked while I fucked her from the back and I ate her pussy on the counter and she sucked my dick by the fridge. I was at her house for 5 hours and we had sex,ate,talked about the Bible and had more sex. I never went back to that church and we never told our mutual friend about what happened. She told me in later convo what she made her mind up she was gonna have sex with me at church when she noticed my print when she was praying. That was a trip.
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FIVEFIVE said:
This has happened to me too....


by the way, them chicks that you never hear from again?

They someone's girl/wife. I smashed a lotta someones's girls/wife....

RANDOMLY.

You become one of those niggas they dont count in the numbers of

men they been with.....



And I'm SURE they man would NEVER suspect them.














Thats why I say fuck a ring.
;)
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This is fact!
 
Santo Domingo airport like 20 years ago. I reach WAAAY too early and was starving and is very hard to find vegetarian food DR especially at airport. So I ask this guy if he knows where I could find some nearby and he tells me his uncle has restaurant short piece up the road and he was mad cool so I went with him and yes indeed his uncle had the good stuff for me. Dude was mad cute too and even after lunch was PLENTY time before I had to board so we end up pulling car in de bush and u already know the rest and I walk on plane all happy and stuff. Good times yes
 
A few years ago i was on black planet, i asked a chick if she wanted to take pictures and she was like cool, so we plan to meet down the road and just to make sure she still cool with it i ask her what is she willing to do, and she says everything but anal. at first i was confused and almost lost the ass, i was like huh, she said everything but anal, i was like oh you wanna fuck. she was like yeah, and the rest is history///:dance:
 
OK .........
SO IM ABOUT 21
I MADE CLOTHES BACK IN THE DAY AND USED TO DO A LOT OF FASHION SHOWS.
THERES THIS 6.5 OR 7 IM SEEING WHEN I HAVE ABSOLUTELY NOTHING ELSE TO DO
SHE ALWAYS ACTED LIKE SHE WANTED TO FUCK BUT NEVER WOULD.
HER MOM IS PUTTING ON SOME KIND OF CHARITY FUND RAISER FASHION SHOW FOR SOME RANDOM PEOPLE
I CANT REMEMBER AND ASKED ME TO PROVIDE SOME CLOTHES FOR THE SHOW .......I SAID OK.
SO....SHOW IS DONE AND IM WAY ON THE OTHER SIDE OF TOWN
ITS SNOWING LIKE THE NORTH POLE AND I DIDNT DRIVE......
HER MOM OFFERS FOR ME TO STAY AT THEIR HOUSE ...IM LIKE COOL
I DIDNT EVEN GET ANY WILD ASS IDEAS TO TRY AND FUCK HER DAUGHTER IN HER CRIB LIKE THAT
SO......I WAS COOL WITH HITTING THE COUCH THAT NIGHT.

NEXT MORNING ....MOM GONE TO WORK
CHICK GONE TO WORK....
HER FATHER GONE TO WORK....
BUT HER AUNT WHO I MET THE NIGHT BEFORE
WAS THERE STUCK FROM THE SNOW AS WELL.

SHE COMES THROUGH THE LIVING ROOM AND STARTS SKINNY TALKING ABOUT NOTHING.....SAYS SO YOURE STUCK HERE HUH ?
IM LIKE YEA TIL LATER THIS AFTERNOON.
SHES LIKE .....WELL....OK ......AND GOES STRAIGHT FOR THE DICK.
SHE GIVING ME HEAD BUT WE BOTH REALIZE THAT HER YOUNGER NIECE IS STILL IN THE HOUSE....IN THE BATHROOM.
SHE SAYS COME ON.
WE GO IN MY GIRLS ROOM
SHE GETS NAKED AND WE HIT THE BED
THAT SHIT WAS SQUEAKING LIKE A RUBBER CHICKEN !:angry:

SO WE GET ON THE HARDWOOD FLOOR AND GO AT IT STILL MAKIN MAD NOISE.
SHE FUCKED THA COWBOY SHIT OUTTA ME !:eek:
WHEN WE FINISHED .....I SAID FUCK THIS AFTERNOON
I GOT THE HELL OUTTA THERE CAUSE I KNOW SHORTY HEARD US
....SHE HAD TOO:lol:
I COUOLD JUST HEAR IT NOW.
YOU FUCKED MY AUNT !
I NEVER DID HEAR FROM OL GIRL ANYMORE SO SHE MUSTA KNOWN....:lol:
I STILL THINK ABOUT THAT PUSSY.
I DO BELIEVE THAT WAS SOME OF THE BEST PUSSY I HAVE EVER HAD.
DEFIANTLY RANKS IN THE TOP 3
 
Aiiiight!!!

Great thread BTW, Lucy piece off ass.. hmmm

Ok check it, I made plans to watch transformers with one of my female friends, who was also going to bring her homegirl who I met a few times out on the town. My homegirl pulls out, so me and the other shorty decide to still catch the flick. After the movie, Im driving shorty home and I notice she is figeting around....
so I look over to see what she is doing and her hands are in between her legs... I'm like :eek: "are you ok", she starts laughing and says my Leggings ripped, she opens her legs wider.... Shorty ripped the part of leggings over her pussy and was fingering herself while I was driving home... I was shocked because shorty was pretty quiet all night. she began telling how she masturbates daily, and she couldn't help herself because "its been a while"... I laugh rub on her punani a little.. we take her back to the crib, soon as we get into her apt she strips down ass naked runs to her sofa and starts finger popping herself saying come over here and put that dick in my mouth.....

Man I got to see a good ass movie, and and the end of the night got some surprise pussy... #WINNING

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