Friday night i was sitting around bored. So I send out this mass text message to damn near ever chick in my phone. A couple of chicks hit me back but nothing pops. Bout two hours later some chick hits me back like im drunk and horney. I didnt even know who this chick was it was just a random # in my phone. So i shoot her back like bet what you wanna do. She was like is this Jeramiah? Im like yeaah(im not Jeremiah though). She is like come pick me up im in Rome. Im like fuck that Rome is far call me tomorrow we will get up. She calls me the next day still thinking im Jeremiah and i dont know what this chick looks, but i figure if i got her # she must be straight. So I got meet this chick Saturday Night and she is like you are not Jeremiah
. Im like nope but fuck it im here. So we realize that we meet at Dreams like 2 months ago we get some drinks and I end up Fucking
.
Thank you Jeremiah whoever you are


Thank you Jeremiah whoever you are
