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Friday night i was sitting around bored. So I send out this mass text message to damn near ever chick in my phone. A couple of chicks hit me back but nothing pops. Bout two hours later some chick hits me back like im drunk and horney. I didnt even know who this chick was it was just a random # in my phone. So i shoot her back like bet what you wanna do. She was like is this Jeramiah? Im like yeaah(im not Jeremiah though). She is like come pick me up im in Rome. Im like fuck that Rome is far call me tomorrow we will get up. She calls me the next day still thinking im Jeremiah and i dont know what this chick looks, but i figure if i got her # she must be straight. So I got meet this chick Saturday Night and she is like you are not Jeremiah :lol:. Im like nope but fuck it im here. So we realize that we meet at Dreams like 2 months ago we get some drinks and I end up Fucking :lol:.
Thank you Jeremiah whoever you are :lol:
 
I was leaving the strip club @ closing. I parked right in front the door V.I.P.
I was trying to holla @ this dancer who was leaving out too. She came over to the whip and said you wanna have some fun. Before I could even run game. :dance:

I video taped my escapade and the whole 9. She admitted she was checkin me out when I was inside hoe'n. :lol:

Shorty was mad fun and fine. Before she left she asked me for the tape, but I pulled a switch-a-roo while she was sleep and gave her a blank straight out the cam..
 
egatsby said:
Friday night i was sitting around bored. So I send out this mass text message to damn near ever chick in my phone. A couple of chicks hit me back but nothing pops. Bout two hours later some chick hits me back like im drunk and horney. I didnt even know who this chick was it was just a random # in my phone. So i shoot her back like bet what you wanna do. She was like is this Jeramiah? Im like yeaah(im not Jeremiah though). She is like come pick me up im in Rome. Im like fuck that Rome is far call me tomorrow we will get up. She calls me the next day still thinking im Jeremiah and i dont know what this chick looks, but i figure if i got her # she must be straight. So I got meet this chick Saturday Night and she is like you are not Jeremiah :lol:. Im like nope but fuck it im here. So we realize that we meet at Dreams like 2 months ago we get some drinks and I end up Fucking :lol:.
Thank you Jeremiah whoever you are :lol:
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:lol::lol::lol:
 
Foxy lady ATL-

I go there every now and then. i know, I know, it's a dump, and most of the girls are ugly, but there is aalways ONE.

I got a couple of dances from the one, slender, toned body, simply ridiculous- got the dances and left.

Came back, say a month later, and sat at the bar. Noticed her, mentioned her to my friend, and up she walks.

"I know you", she said. "You been here before"

Me not wanting to believe my ego too much, I just said, "yeah, I been here before".

"and I danced for you right over there", she pointed to the corner. She was right.

Now, I'm feeling myself. I got another dance from her and before we left, she told me that I should ask for her number next time. I said, "fuck it,. why not now?"

Got the number, bounced. Called her the next day.

Took her to a local bar, back to the crib and smashed.

NO, I didn't pay. Not that I'm opposed to paying or haven't ever- but I didn't.

Kept smashing for a few months before she disappeared. Always good. Now she works for UPS and has gained a grip of weight, but I got my memories dammit.
 
egatsby said:
Friday night i was sitting around bored. So I send out this mass text message to damn near ever chick in my phone. A couple of chicks hit me back but nothing pops. Bout two hours later some chick hits me back like im drunk and horney. I didnt even know who this chick was it was just a random # in my phone. So i shoot her back like bet what you wanna do. She was like is this Jeramiah? Im like yeaah(im not Jeremiah though). She is like come pick me up im in Rome. Im like fuck that Rome is far call me tomorrow we will get up. She calls me the next day still thinking im Jeremiah and i dont know what this chick looks, but i figure if i got her # she must be straight. So I got meet this chick Saturday Night and she is like you are not Jeremiah :lol:. Im like nope but fuck it im here. So we realize that we meet at Dreams like 2 months ago we get some drinks and I end up Fucking :lol:.
Thank you Jeremiah whoever you are :lol:
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:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol: Wow.
 
master-ceo said:
I was leaving the strip club @ closing. I parked right in front the door V.I.P.
I was trying to holla @ this dancer who was leaving out too. She came over to the whip and said you wanna have some fun. Before I could even run game. :dance:

I video taped my escapade and the whole 9. She admitted she was checkin me out when I was inside hoe'n. :lol:

Shorty was mad fun and fine. Before she left she asked me for the tape, but I pulled a switch-a-roo while she was sleep and gave her a blank straight out the cam..
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Well Played SIR!!!:yes: Well Played!:lol:
 
Only stories I got is playing "Wing Man" for my hommies and end up bangin the friend before they could or even bang the one they're kickin it with!
 
Sitting on the passengers side of my best friends ride.:lol:

Atlanta.....my man came down from dc.

Then he let me hold it for the day (sl500) back in 1994 when bitches used to car hop.

Shit was ridiculous.
 
Got a few that popped in my head. Was in Canada and stayed at a female's crib and her married friend came over and hung with my partner and 2 other dudes was there with a their females. Right before we were gonna go out for the night I ended up banging the married broad while she was getting ready. Just plain random out of the blue pussy. Never even knew what was coming my way.
 
master-ceo said:
You a bold dude. Props. Imma rip a page out your book :lol:



Ol school DL spot homie. You just had to be extra careful for saftey reasons. I had a homegirl that worked their and know a homie that got hurt in their.
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That shit works trust me :yes:
 
I went to a Fire Academy out in the boonies and stayed in a college dorm.While down in the computer room a Japanese exchange student came and sat next to me surfing the internet.I asked her where she was from and we ended up chatting for maybe 2 minutes.Found out she was in a dorm 2 doors down from me.I told her I was about to go back to my room and invited her to come by and chit chat.She ended up coming over.In the span of maybe 5 minutes we kissed,I played with the pussy,and she asked me if I had a condom.I beat those cakes to the best of my ability and Im sure she is somewhere in Japan crazy about bruthas as we speak.From meeting her to fucking her took maybe 20 minutes.
 
a couple times i picked up chics who were waiting @ the bus stop...which was right around the corner from my man house...so i'd pull the oh lemme stop off @ my boy crib for a minute line...a few times i went to get some groceries @ closing time and asked a checkout girl what she was doing afterwards and got them to come home w/ me...
 
master-ceo said:
I was leaving the strip club @ closing. I parked right in front the door V.I.P.
I was trying to holla @ this dancer who was leaving out too. She came over to the whip and said you wanna have some fun. Before I could even run game. :dance:

I video taped my escapade and the whole 9. She admitted she was checkin me out when I was inside hoe'n. :lol:

Shorty was mad fun and fine. Before she left she asked me for the tape, but I pulled a switch-a-roo while she was sleep and gave her a blank straight out the cam..
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:lol::lol::lol: As many times as I've been to stripclubs that has never happened.
 
I was dating this lil freak that was into "you can't do that on television" sized facials so I went to a porn store to see if they had some peter north pills or something.
The only person working in the front was a black chick so we chopped it up for a min. We couldn't find the pills but she kept telling me how good I looked and kept dragging out the convo so I couldn't leave. After about 15 min all the other customers left and she told me to follow her to the back of the store.
I was thought she was taking me to a storage room to see if they had something similar to what I was looking for but instead she took me to the employee bathroom. She locked the door behind us, sat down and told me she just had to see it before I left. I dropped my drawers and shorty gave me brains after meeting me less than 20 min ago.
She gave me her number and told me to holla but I never called...I kinda wish I did, her neck and chin action were on point :yes:
 
Onpoint said:
Only stories I got is playing "Wing Man" for my hommies and end up bangin the friend before they could or even bang the one they're kickin it with!
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:lol: thats the exact story i got. :yes:

went 2 a hockey game w/2 of my cousins and 1 of em had his some w/him. so we leave and my cousin w/out kids gets a call from this chick he was tryin 2 bang. she was w/1 of her cousins @ applebee's. so we went up there 2 meet em. my cuz gets out and he's talkin 2 her @ her cousins car who she rode with. my cuz that brought his son w/him had drove, so me and him sittin there chillin waitin on my other cuz. he comes over 2 the car like "shawty cousin wanna holla". so we get 2 talkin, 1 thing leads 2 another and we wind up ridin off w/the chicks 2 a sports bar. anyway, ol girl wanted 2 gimme the pussy that nite but it was late and she had 2 go pick up her kids. but i wound up fuckin her like 2 days later and proceeded 2 fuck her 4 like 4 mos. she was a chocolate, slim 36 yr old BAD thang and i was 23. :yes:



good times. good stuff. :cool:


 
Hum let's see, I was on a cruise going to Bermuda with fams and my uncle met this beautiful black lawyer from L.A. during breakfast one morning, I was not there so he was kicking it to her about me lol
I finally met her while getting off in Bermuda and we ended up fucking after we got back on the boat that same evening...
I did not have to make any move, spit any game lol
I had a great time on the boat.
 
egatsby said:
Friday night i was sitting around bored. So I send out this mass text message to damn near ever chick in my phone. A couple of chicks hit me back but nothing pops. Bout two hours later some chick hits me back like im drunk and horney. I didnt even know who this chick was it was just a random # in my phone. So i shoot her back like bet what you wanna do. She was like is this Jeramiah? Im like yeaah(im not Jeremiah though). She is like come pick me up im in Rome. Im like fuck that Rome is far call me tomorrow we will get up. She calls me the next day still thinking im Jeremiah and i dont know what this chick looks, but i figure if i got her # she must be straight. So I got meet this chick Saturday Night and she is like you are not Jeremiah :lol:. Im like nope but fuck it im here. So we realize that we meet at Dreams like 2 months ago we get some drinks and I end up Fucking :lol:.
Thank you Jeremiah whoever you are :lol:
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:lol::lol::yes:







master-ceo said:
I was leaving the strip club @ closing. I parked right in front the door V.I.P.
I was trying to holla @ this dancer who was leaving out too. She came over to the whip and said you wanna have some fun. Before I could even run game. :dance:

I video taped my escapade and the whole 9. She admitted she was checkin me out when I was inside hoe'n. :lol:

Shorty was mad fun and fine. Before she left she asked me for the tape, but I pulled a switch-a-roo while she was sleep and gave her a blank straight out the cam..
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:lol: playa PLAYA! :lol:

 
master-ceo said:
I was leaving the strip club @ closing. I parked right in front the door V.I.P.
I was trying to holla @ this dancer who was leaving out too. She came over to the whip and said you wanna have some fun. Before I could even run game. :dance:

I video taped my escapade and the whole 9. She admitted she was checkin me out when I was inside hoe'n. :lol:

Shorty was mad fun and fine. Before she left she asked me for the tape, but I pulled a switch-a-roo while she was sleep and gave her a blank straight out the cam..
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you already know whats coming so we shouldnt even have to ask
 
master-ceo said:
I was leaving the strip club @ closing. I parked right in front the door V.I.P.
I was trying to holla @ this dancer who was leaving out too. She came over to the whip and said you wanna have some fun. Before I could even run game. :dance:

I video taped my escapade and the whole 9. She admitted she was checkin me out when I was inside hoe'n. :lol:

Shorty was mad fun and fine. Before she left she asked me for the tape, but I pulled a switch-a-roo while she was sleep and gave her a blank straight out the cam..
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post the vid nigga :cool:
 
met a chick off of party-line (old school chicago based chat line)so we chop it up and im like lets kick it so she come by car full of her female friends and we all talk but she was like we gotta get back home to pick up her moms so im like ok well i get a call that night its her friend like i think your cute i wanna see you. so she comes over the house while moms is gone(i was 17) and i proceede to smash, she had a tounge ring and the head was great, after we fuck come to find out she was a virgin i was like :eek: y you ain't tell me she was like fuck it its no big deal
 
luckiest pussy i got hmmm...

there was this girl on the high school basketball team who lived not too far away from me who came to are court every once in awhile to play ball. she was like a eight with a ridicoulus fat ass, im talking buffie the body, deelishis style shit. she was at the court early by herself one day and i was up there. she was in jeans and a shirt and im like you about to ball like that? and she was like well i need some shorts i just got off the bus and came here cause i was bored. so i was like ok you could borrow some of my shorts. so i gave her a ride to the crib on my handlebars, we got inside and i said you gotta put these on infront of me and she took her jeans off and just started grinding on me. bent her over and it was a wrap :yes: for that entire summer she was my fuck buddy!
 
Was in DR and got to airport way too early and I don't eat meat and was frustrated. This fly guy starts talking to me and he looked familiar too. He then says that his uncle has a restaurant with vegetarian food up the road a piece so I say bet lets go. There was actually good vegetarian food there and dude was cool so then we went and park up in the bushes across from the airport and fuck the shit out of each other and then I got on the plane with a big smile!
 
BACK IN ABOUT 1987
LIVING IN ATL..........

I WAS INVITED BY A HOMIE OF MINE TO A HOUSE PARTY
THE THING WAS
IT WAS ONE OF DOMINIQUE WILKINS PARTIES...AT HIS CRIB !
THERE WERE SO MANY FUCKIN WOMEN THERE IT WAS BANANAS !:eek:

IM IN THERE FULLY DRESSED AND CHICKS RUNNING AROUND HALF NAKED.
I JUST DIDNT KNOW.:dunno:

ANYWAY THERES THIS SERIOUSLY FINE CHOCOLATE CHICK
HANGIN BY THE POOL
IM NOT LEAVIN TIL I HOLLA !:angry:
SHE WEARING ROCKS THAT WOULD MAKE THE QUEEN JEALOUS
ROLEX LADY PRES DIAMONDS AND ALL.
AFTER CHOPPIN IT UP A LIL I FIND OUT SHE IS VISITING FROM
TAMPA SO..........SHE AGREES TO GO OUT WITH ME LATER
SHE GIVES ME HER HOTEL INFO.

I GO TO THE CRIB AND FRESHEN UP
CALL HER FROM THE FRONT DESK....(BEFORE CELL PHONES):lol:
AND GO UP TO HER ROOM IN THE DOUBLETREE.
WE ARE THERE FOR ABOUT 5 OR 6 MINS AND WE BOUNCE

WE HIT THIS CLUB CALLED UPTOWN ATL
SOME OF THE OLDER HEADS WILL REMEMBER.
IT WAS A FRIDAY NGHT
I REMEMBER IT SO WELL CAUSE THAT TERRANCE TRENT DARBY SONG WAS OUT
FRIDAY NIGHT JUST GOT PAID........IT WAS ALL TRUE.
HE WAS THERE THAT NIGHT TOO.:lol:


WE BOUNCE AFTER ABOUT TWO HOURS AND SHE SAYS SHE WANTS ME TO COME SPEND THE NIGHT WITH HER:eek:
IM LIKE COOOL !

THEN SHE SAID BUT WE ARE NOT HAVING SEX:(
I WAS LIKE FUCK IT ...OK ANYWAY

WE GET TTO THE ROOM SHE STRIPS BUTT ASS NAKED
THE BODY WAS OFF THE FUCKIN CHAIN !
PURE SMOOTH DARK CHOCOLATE:jackoff:

SO WE GET IN THE BED
AND START WATCHING THE BEVERLY HILLBILLIES.......:dunno:

MY DICK IS HARD AS CHINESE ARITHMATIC
AND IM TRYIN EVERYTHING AINT SHIT WORKIN
AND I FINALLY SAID FUCK IT IM GOING TO SLEEP

AND I DID !:angry:

JUST WHEN I WAS DREAMING REAL GOOD
I WOKE UP THE SUN WAS SHINING AND SHE HAD MY DICK IN HER MOUTH
WORKIN OUT !
NEXT THING I KNOW SHE JUMPED ON AND PROCEEDED TO FUCK THE SHIT OUT OF ME AND .................:dance::dance::dance:


THE REST IS HISTORY
I LEFT SHE FLEW HOME AND
I HATE I NEVER GOT TO GET AT HER AGAIN.


I HAVE A MILLION OF THEM
 
Onpoint said:
Only stories I got is playing "Wing Man" for my hommies and end up bangin the friend before they could or even bang the one they're kickin it with!
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that has happened to me 4 times, bishes i have never seen before. one dime 2 nickels, and a few that i would prefer to keep secret.
 
Otis Supreme said:
:lol: thats the exact story i got. :yes:

went 2 a hockey game w/2 of my cousins and 1 of em had his some w/him. so we leave and my cousin w/out kids gets a call from this chick he was tryin 2 bang. she was w/1 of her cousins @ applebee's. so we went up there 2 meet em. my cuz gets out and he's talkin 2 her @ her cousins car who she rode with. my cuz that brought his son w/him had drove, so me and him sittin there chillin waitin on my other cuz. he comes over 2 the car like "shawty cousin wanna holla". so we get 2 talkin, 1 thing leads 2 another and we wind up ridin off w/the chicks 2 a sports bar. anyway, ol girl wanted 2 gimme the pussy that nite but it was late and she had 2 go pick up her kids. but i wound up fuckin her like 2 days later and proceeded 2 fuck her 4 like 4 mos. she was a chocolate, slim 36 yr old BAD thang and i was 23. :yes:



good times. good stuff. :cool:
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U talkin about the Lynx?
 
I have two stories actually.


First one was when i was in birmingham and this cool "eminem" type white dude that stayed upstairs had stayed with this pretty fine black chick staying with him. Her friend had a birthday and dude told me they were gonna have liquor and shit and to come up there.

I went and it was pretty wack and ended up just being the four of us drunk watching the hills have eyes lol. It was like 4 am and the chick had mentioned she had dude and she was drunk so i left and went downstairs to my crib. As soon As i step in someone knocked on the door and it was dude. He told me the chick wanted me to come back.

I ended up fuckin her on their sofa had just met Her.


Other time had to be the most lucky shit in the world. Had been chatting with a broad on black planet when stayed in the campus apartments. Turned out it was this short sexy older chick that lived in an apartment right up the hall.

We ended up fuckin and i broadcast the whole thing live on yahoo webcam lol. When i came back to the pc i had like 200 messages. I never told Her the cam was on and i cut it on right before she came in. We were fuckin almost everyday after that.
 
This MILF had a flat tire. I stopped and changed it for her. She called me all day. Went to see her that night and killed it.
 
Maaannnn where do I begin!?

I've been very fortunate . . . I stayed in situations like "yooo! you can't make this up!"

Here's a good one. There was a Hawaiian babe who I had been beatin' for about 2 months. It was strictly cut buddy status, and it was just cool. Anyhow, I call her during the pre-party evening stage of clubbing, to see what she was on so I could set up something for afterwards. She tells me her best friend is in town from SF. Long story short, she showed her girl a picture of me(I'm thinking so I can hook her up with my guys:dunno:), and I could overhear her in the background as they discuss us all meeting up at a club. I tell 'em bet, then proceed to drink from my bar at the crib. I get another call from a babe I was also beating at the time, and we talked for way to long because the previous 2 are calling me from the club like, YOU STILL AT THE CRIB?! I wasn't hurried because I knew I was good for later with homegirl. BUT, I get to the club, and her friend was OUT OF CONTROL gorgeous, and flirting with me boldly in front of 'ol girl.

I was confused, and decided this was some kinda test. So, I decline her friends advances (so I can figure what's up). We all drank, danced and had a great time, esp. since I had a dime and a quarter(the friend) with me. Unfortunately, my girl drank TOO much:angry: Her, barely conscious, I get them back to her crib, carrying 'ol girl, passed out, to her bed where they both slept. NO CAKE for JG:angry:

Me, I end up crashin' in her sons bedroom since it was her free weekend with him away (men who've dated chicks with kids know the drill). So, I'm in a child's bedroom, with playschool decorations and starwars bed sheets, frustrated as hell because there's mega pussy in the crib that I can't beat, because 'ol girl fuckin' over did it. I could NOT sleep, but I have my eyes closed.

40 mins go by when suddenly her best friend enters the fuckin' room!! I open my eyes wide, in full fuckin' shock, but didn't say a word . . . Nor did she!! All she did was smile while pulling back the skywalker sheets, pull down the boxers and performed some of the best head theatrics I've experienced 'til this day!

I didn't know what was going on, but I smashed moon craters in that ass for the remainder of the night/morning. And I was too ready, gave her the 'drunken one' 'til dawn.

What's so crazy is, when we were done, she got up, took a shower and went right back in the room with my girl like nothin' happened. 20 mins later my girl gets up! I'm panicked because I just fucked her best friend in her sons room while she's passed out drunk, and I smell like a pussy factory. At his point, I'm REALLY hoping she's not coming to check in on me, or wanting to fuck. Even though I'm thinkin' she HAS to know, right?! After she throws up and passes back out, (which is why she got up) I take a shower. And I'm still shook, because WHY AM I TAKING A SHOWER at such an odd hour?!!

Fast forward to late morning, the truth comes out. She seemed okay, but I couldn't tell or trust it. So I test it. While her girl is watching something in the living room, I close the door and fuck my girl for a while, then went home round mid afternoon.


Man, her friend was unforgettably skillful. She had to have been at least "semi-pro". She didn't give NO fuck. Never seen anything like that since.

JG
 
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hmmm one night my roommate invites me out to meet these 2 chicks i never met at the Ultimate Sports Bar near the airport in ATL....we order mad shots for like 2 dollars a piece!!! man i spot game to this chick who happened to be a "model" and she sho enough had same tits, and a track star bottom half! i ask her if she needed a ride back to her car in the back parking lot....she hops in and we pull up next to her car...then she looks at me and says "im mad at u!" and im like "what for???" she said "because your not inside of me!" soo.....i proceeded to take the shirt off and beat that pussy then skeeted all over her tits and her belly button!!...she then puts her shirt back on over all my kids still sittin there!!! great head game to boot!

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smashed this Goth chick who was kind of "not all there"-mindwise(was still fine though) during a live-action session of the RPG Vampire The Masquerade back in
my freshman year of college..we were in character so the "Storyteller"(person in charge of the campaign) worked that in as part of it

..what i didnt know at the time is that this crazy fool filed her front teeth into
fangs and as i got the nut i had a finger in her mouth,which she proceeded to bite down on as she was cumming..i had jumped up(she was on top)then noticed
the bite marks on my finger :puke: ran to the bathroom to get a band-aid and all the while she was rolling around on the bed giggling :smh::lol:
 

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