Whats the most random luckiest piece of Ass you have ever had

i lucked into a threesome and a foursome. this was like 2 weekends in a row too in 2 different cities with 2 different sets of bitches. the threesome was some chicks I went to high school with, one I had actually already smashed once. i had come home from school one weekend, brought my boy from school with me. one night, we downtown and we pull up to this gas station. i see my cousin, and the two chicks, they're all friends. so my cousin tells me to follow them to one of the chicks house. everybody is over there playing spades, drinking talkin shit etc. Some kind of way, me and the two chicks end up in the room together. So I got one on the bed, start fucking her. The other chick, who I had already fucked once, was watching. I finished off the first chick, then the other girl comes and lays down on the bed, legs spread. smashed her too. technically it wasnt a threesome cuz they didn't interact and i didn't smash them at the same time. it was more like one after the other.
 
i lucked into a threesome and a foursome. this was like 2 weekends in a row too in 2 different cities with 2 different sets of bitches. the threesome was some chicks I went to high school with, one I had actually already smashed once. i had come home from school one weekend, brought my boy from school with me. one night, we downtown and we pull up to this gas station. i see my cousin, and the two chicks, they're all friends. so my cousin tells me to follow them to one of the chicks house. everybody is over there playing spades, drinking talkin shit etc. Some kind of way, me and the two chicks end up in the room together. So I got one on the bed, start fucking her. The other chick, who I had already fucked once, was watching. I finished off the first chick, then the other girl comes and lays down on the bed, legs spread. smashed her too. technically it wasnt a threesome cuz they didn't interact and i didn't smash them at the same time. it was more like one after the other.


YEA I GOT ONE OF THOSE.........IMMA TELL IT ONE DAY...
WHEN I FEEL LIKE TYPING.:lol:
 
smashed this Goth chick who was kind of "not all there"-mindwise(was still fine though) during a live-action session of the RPG Vampire The Masquerade back in
my freshman year of college..we were in character so the "Storyteller"(person in charge of the campaign) worked that in as part of it

..what i didnt know at the time is that this crazy fool filed her front teeth into
fangs and as i got the nut i had a finger in her mouth,which she proceeded to bite down on as she was cumming..i had jumped up(she was on top)then noticed
the bite marks on my finger :puke: ran to the bathroom to get a band-aid and all the while she was rolling around on the bed giggling :smh::lol:

:lol::lol::puke:
 
I was pledging during homecoming and if you pledged than you know when there is an abundance of frat around you get the hell off campus and lay low till the old heads leave. Well they call me from my line brother's phone and catch me and tell me to get my ass to campus. My car "breaks down" on the way but they tell me to wait at a gas station. 2 hours later- at like 5 in the morning, my dumb ass finally realizes that nobody is coming.

Just as I am about to leave the gas station, this short dark-skinned dime walks in. Our eyes immediately connect and even though she is wearing sweats there is something about her that is just screaming sex. I approach her and find out that she is up from the military base because she comes in town to strip on the weekends. She tells me that she is too tired to drive home and asks me if she could crash at my place. I'm thinking this is too good to be true and I even wonder if frat is trying to set me up somehow. The whole time she is telling me how stripping makes her horny and she hasn't gotten fucked in so long. I was nervous as hell until those panties came off. For the next couple of months she would come up and stay with me after she left the club.

Maaannn..... tttoooooooo eeassyy! :yes::cool:
 
Had to come out of lurker mode for these two:

Came down to San Diego one weekend from LA to chill with my 2 home boyz and went to this club off the 8 fwy, can’t remember the name. Fine ass hunnies everywhere, but a brotha was tired after working all day and driving to Diego in rush hour traffic. Danced with a few fine ass chicks but nothing was popping so I was ready to head out. Club closed and my boyz were parking lot pimpin and finally came to the car. I was in the back seat lying down getting some rest. This car pulled up next to us and my boyz start mackin to the 2 girls inside. Its 3 of us, so I just chilled but raised up to see what they looked like. To make a long story short, one of the girls was one I had danced with earlier (sexy lil slim thing) and I had no idea she was feeling me. So we get them back to my boyz crib, no questions asked I take ole girl upstairs and immediately start smashin, hit her up a few times when I came in town to visit. Good ass wett pussy and a screamer.

Another time I was in San Diego kickin it with my same two home boyz, went to the club, I think it was some Hotel type set they used to do in San Dieo back in tha day. Was just chillin not really makin any moves and it was time to shut it down. Headed to the car and my boyz were bringing these 2 fine ass sistas home with them, they see me and started smiling and whispering to each other. Turns out one of their girls, this fine ass lil snow bunny, was checkin me out all night and wanted to holla. They go get her and introduce us and its back to my boyz crib. Me and the snow bunny instantly go upstairs and start getting it in on one of my boyz bed. But her home girls, the 2 sistas my boys were with, start getting salty calling her all kinds of hoes and bitches cause they wanted to act all saditty and high class. So me and the snow bunny wound up bouncing and went to a hotel, where I smashed that ass until sun up and then some.

San Diego was very, very good to me where I had many of these random encounters and was always strapped up (condoms)!

:dance:
 
I was pledging during homecoming and if you pledged than you know when there is an abundance of frat around you get the hell off campus and lay low till the old heads leave. Well they call me from my line brother's phone and catch me and tell me to get my ass to campus. My car "breaks down" on the way but they tell me to wait at a gas station. 2 hours later- at like 5 in the morning, my dumb ass finally realizes that nobody is coming.

Just as I am about to leave the gas station, this short dark-skinned dime walks in. Our eyes immediately connect and even though she is wearing sweats there is something about her that is just screaming sex. I approach her and find out that she is up from the military base because she comes in town to strip on the weekends. She tells me that she is too tired to drive home and asks me if she could crash at my place. I'm thinking this is too good to be true and I even wonder if frat is trying to set me up somehow. The whole time she is telling me how stripping makes her horny and she hasn't gotten fucked in so long. I was nervous as hell until those panties came off. For the next couple of months she would come up and stay with me after she left the club.

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i got at least a dozen of these.

In Dugans back in the day ATL late night drunk. Sitting next to me is this thick sister. She turns towards me while blowing her cigarette smoke everywhere, including in my face. I say damn, why? She says damn! Sorry. She then apologizes again and asks if I wanna fuck? I say yes and we cut out to my spot up on Parkway.... Smashed.

In Dugans again back in the day ATL late night drunk. White chick is rolling through the parking lot in a mustang. She's drunk I'm drunk we start crackin at each other she gets out (ass is fat) and asks me if I wanna roll with her. I let my folks know Ima bout to bounce. We roll to her crib for the smashage.

St. Thomas at a bar... white chick and I start dancing. We sweat a bit on the floor and she asks if i want a drink (this is all within 10 min). I walk to the bar she grabs us some drinks and the next thing I know we're taking a walk outside to cool off. We walk the 20 yards or so to the beach and I suggest we go for a late night swim. She says she's game I say I'm game cloths start coming off. I took one look at her she took one look at me and we just go at it. i hate myself for this one bc it was reckless... just dove on into the ass- no holds barred. This was a good 15 years ago but I stressed that episode for months. I never got her name and I couldn't pick her out of a line up if my life depended on it.

I used to live in this penthouse (before I got married- bachelor days). The shit was fly to the degree that these lesbian promoters use to rent my spot out for private parties (the only dudes there would be me and my boys- all kinds of debauchery would go down, them chicks don't play). During one such party a cute slim goodie asked if she could put her coat and purse in my bedroom. I escort her towards my room, open the door, next think I know we start slobbing each other down. She takes out my joint I spin her around lift up her dress and we start fucking. We hosted more than one of these parties and I have at least one story like this from each of them. Truth is i can think of so many more but they seem like another life ago. There was this English slut in Leads. Another stripper in St. Thomas (different trip). Stubbled on a magic city stripper or two. Before i got married life was crazy (some would say good)... empty though, that's why I gave it up. Feels good to recall these old memories... good thread.
MMAAAANNNN.......empty? :angry: Why you end it like that? :confused:

You fucking it up for us younger 1's that feel like they ain't had enough :hmm::smh:
 
Back in the day, used to have this cac club in the H called Peter's Wild Life. Big ass 15K sf club - they had this tree in the middle of the club called the Panty Tree and bitches would take they draws off and throw them at the branches - if they stuck, they got a free drink. You can't imagine how buck them peckerwoods used to get up in that bitch. Anyway, I'm a freshman in college and me and my boys downstairs at one of the bars trying to get a drink. I see this Barbie-lookin deal trying to get her shit up in the tree and all these dudes sweatin her ass. This bitch look like something out of a movie - bleach blonde, pink lips, big titties, kind of broad you peep from a distance. Plus, the club so packed, I don't even give her ass a second thought. Long story short, some draws land on my head and here comes this drop-dead gorgeous deal asking me why I didn't help her. I switch into don't give a fuck mode and told her I was going to get her panties anyway, so what difference did it make? We chopped it up for about :10 and I told her if I was her, I would fuck me. I'm looking at all these rich crackas mean mugging my ass and I'm talking cash shit to this broad. Needless to say, she took my advice in the upstairs lounge all in the span of about :20. Raw dicked the bitch, too - thank God I didn't get caught up. Never saw that one coming.
 
Good thread... I have a number of lucking up on ass stories.

Years ago I'm sitting in Dugans, back when I lived in Atlanta, just before closing; stopped by to get one more drink and see what was happening. I plop down in a seat at the bar order a drink and all of the sudden the woman next to me turns and exhales her cigarette smoke right in my face (I guess she didn't realize I sat down next to her). I said something like "damn girl you trying to kill me with that smoke" and she quickly apologizes. After she says sorry she gives me a once over and remarks "you're kind of cute." I tell her she's sexy and ask her to come with me back to my spot for a next drink. she tells her girls bye, I leave my drink at the bar and we roll back to my spot and commence to fucking as soon as we walk through the door; good pussy too.

When I'm in Atlanta late night I still roll through Dugans just to see who's milling around.
 
Another time, also at Dugan's, I'm walking through the parking lot, again on the late night tip, and this thick white chick almost hits me as she's backing out of her space to leave. I knock on her car to let her know I'm there and then ask her if she's alright to drive. One thing leads to another and she gets out and we start to chat. Next thing I know she asks me if I wanna roll back to her spot. I hop in we leave arrive at her crib and spend the rest of the night fucking. Chick had a big ass tat of her dudes name on her inner thigh (shorta put me off). When I asked about it she tells me her dudes locked up and is going to be away for awhile. I relaxed and we did what came natural. Also some good as pussy.
 
Good thread... I have a number of lucking up on ass stories.

Then how about you tell us some we haven't read. :lol::lol:

i got at least a dozen of these.

In Dugans back in the day ATL late night drunk. Sitting next to me is this thick sister. She turns towards me while blowing her cigarette smoke everywhere, including in my face. I say damn, why? She says damn! Sorry. She then apologizes again and asks if I wanna fuck? I say yes and we cut out to my spot up on Parkway.... Smashed.

In Dugans again back in the day ATL late night drunk. White chick is rolling through the parking lot in a mustang. She's drunk I'm drunk we start crackin at each other she gets out (ass is fat) and asks me if I wanna roll with her. I let my folks know Ima bout to bounce. We roll to her crib for the smashage.

St. Thomas at a bar... white chick and I start dancing. We sweat a bit on the floor and she asks if i want a drink (this is all within 10 min). I walk to the bar she grabs us some drinks and the next thing I know we're taking a walk outside to cool off. We walk the 20 yards or so to the beach and I suggest we go for a late night swim. She says she's game I say I'm game cloths start coming off. I took one look at her she took one look at me and we just go at it. i hate myself for this one bc it was reckless... just dove on into the ass- no holds barred. This was a good 15 years ago but I stressed that episode for months. I never got her name and I couldn't pick her out of a line up if my life depended on it.

I used to live in this penthouse (before I got married- bachelor days). The shit was fly to the degree that these lesbian promoters use to rent my spot out for private parties (the only dudes there would be me and my boys- all kinds of debauchery would go down, them chicks don't play). During one such party a cute slim goodie asked if she could put her coat and purse in my bedroom. I escort her towards my room, open the door, next think I know we start slobbing each other down. She takes out my joint I spin her around lift up her dress and we start fucking. We hosted more than one of these parties and I have at least one story like this from each of them. Truth is i can think of so many more but they seem like another life ago. There was this English slut in Leads. Another stripper in St. Thomas (different trip). Stubbled on a magic city stripper or two. Before i got married life was crazy (some would say good)... empty though, that's why I gave it up. Feels good to recall these old memories... good thread.


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Good thread... I have a number of lucking up on ass stories.

Years ago I'm sitting in Dugans, back when I lived in Atlanta, just before closing; stopped by to get one more drink and see what was happening. I plop down in a seat at the bar order a drink and all of the sudden the woman next to me turns and exhales her cigarette smoke right in my face (I guess she didn't realize I sat down next to her). I said something like "damn girl you trying to kill me with that smoke" and she quickly apologizes. After she says sorry she gives me a once over and remarks "you're kind of cute." I tell her she's sexy and ask her to come with me back to my spot for a next drink. she tells her girls bye, I leave my drink at the bar and we roll back to my spot and commence to fucking as soon as we walk through the door; good pussy too.

When I'm in Atlanta late night I still roll through Dugans just to see who's milling around.

Another time, also at Dugan's, I'm walking through the parking lot, again on the late night tip, and this thick white chick almost hits me as she's backing out of her space to leave. I knock on her car to let her know I'm there and then ask her if she's alright to drive. One thing leads to another and she gets out and we start to chat. Next thing I know she asks me if I wanna roll back to her spot. I hop in we leave arrive at her crib and spend the rest of the night fucking. Chick had a big ass tat of her dudes name on her inner thigh (shorta put me off). When I asked about it she tells me her dudes locked up and is going to be away for awhile. I relaxed and we did what came natural. Also some good as pussy.

:hmm:

You got a dozen stories but telling the same ones from 2 years ago.

:roflmao::roflmao::roflmao:
 
I've been reading this thread through this training at work. One of the trainers is fine. Light skinned freckles type. Known her since I first started here. Anyway it's "wellness Wednesday" and she had this workout skirt on. So thick. We break for lunch and she's like come by my cube real quick. I smirk jokingly knowing that absulutely nothing could possibly happen but she doesn't seem to be laughing. We go in the area where her cube is and shows me these pics that she took. Bikini type shots. I'm like wow you've been working out. We chat it up for a bit and then I get ready to roll to grab a bite. She stands up and brushes that fat ass against me and I'm instantly "ready" but I move so she doesn't feel it. She caught me though. She asks if I want some help with that and I begin to fumble over my words, embarassed. She grabs my hand and pull me to another one of the training room and locks the door behind us. She proceeds to pull her dress up and ask if I like what I see...big thick redboned ass...












...and then I woke up.


:lol:

Fuck this thread for getting me worked up in this training. I was outside in dc at lunch and every women that passed got visually fucked lol.
 
I've been reading this thread through this training at work. One of the trainers is fine. Light skinned freckles type. Known her since I first started here. Anyway it's "wellness Wednesday" and she had this workout skirt on. So thick. We break for lunch and she's like come by my cube real quick. I smirk jokingly knowing that absulutely nothing could possibly happen but she doesn't seem to be laughing. We go in the area where her cube is and shows me these pics that she took. Bikini type shots. I'm like wow you've been working out. We chat it up for a bit and then I get ready to roll to grab a bite. She stands up and brushes that fat ass against me and I'm instantly "ready" but I move so she doesn't feel it. She caught me though. She asks if I want some help with that and I begin to fumble over my words, embarassed. She grabs my hand and pull me to another one of the training room and locks the door behind us. She proceeds to pull her dress up and ask if I like what I see...big thick redboned ass...












...and then I woke up.


:lol:

Fuck this thread for getting me worked up in this training. I was outside in dc at lunch and every women that passed got visually fucked lol.

Fuck you! :angry: :smh:

..you do ya boys like that? :smh: :(

In my head I'm :lol:
 
Might as well join in the fray:

The last big blizzard we had, I remember doing some Craigslist dumpster diving. Anyways, I got an email from a chick...we did some back and forths and then I asked to see her on webcam. She agreed although she had a shitty connection. When it did work, I saw her...face wasn't that bad, but when she stood up :eek: ass was ridiculous. So she was drinking wine, I was in here blazing one and drinking. The storm was dying down for a couple of hours before it was supposed to pick up the next day. She asked if she could come over. I was like "are you sure you want to do that, it's treacherous out there?" She insisted.

She comes out and we're kickin it for a little while watching a movie. Next thing you know I'm drilling like a rig in that big ass of hers. I joked with her that I had to come up with new angles of approach just to fuck her right. After that we became cool, realized we couldn't be together relationship wise (for other obvious reasons) but she still lets me beat. I just appreciate her coming all the way through the storm.
 
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I've been reading this thread through this training at work. One of the trainers is fine. Light skinned freckles type. Known her since I first started here. Anyway it's "wellness Wednesday" and she had this workout skirt on. So thick. We break for lunch and she's like come by my cube real quick. I smirk jokingly knowing that absulutely nothing could possibly happen but she doesn't seem to be laughing. We go in the area where her cube is and shows me these pics that she took. Bikini type shots. I'm like wow you've been working out. We chat it up for a bit and then I get ready to roll to grab a bite. She stands up and brushes that fat ass against me and I'm instantly "ready" but I move so she doesn't feel it. She caught me though. She asks if I want some help with that and I begin to fumble over my words, embarassed. She grabs my hand and pull me to another one of the training room and locks the door behind us. She proceeds to pull her dress up and ask if I like what I see...big thick redboned ass...












...and then I woke up.


:lol:

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Might as well join in the fray:

The last big blizzard we had, I remember doing some Craigslist dumpster diving. Anyways, I got an email from a chick...we did some back and forths and then I asked to see her on webcam. She agreed although she had a shitty connection. When it did work, I saw her...face wasn't that bad, but when she stood up :eek: ass was ridiculous. So she was drinking wine, I was in here blazing one and drinking. The storm was dying down for a couple of hours before it was supposed to pick up the next day. She asked if she could come over. I was like "are you sure you want to do that, it's treacherous out there?" She insisted.

She comes out and we're kickin it for a little while watching a movie. Next thing you know I'm drilling like a rig in that big ass of hers. I joked with her that I had to come up with new angles of approach just to fuck her right. After that we became cool, realized we couldn't be together relationship wise (for other obvious reasons) but she still lets me beat. I just appreciate her coming all the way through the storm.

Damn craigslist come up nice. I can't believe this thread is still going :cool:
 
I got one more. . . True Fucking story. I was in Vegas a couple of years ago by myself just passing through. I got out to Tryst I think, Solo Dolo. Im standing by the bar having a drink minding my business. Random white woman nervously walks up to me bout a 6. Im like ummm what up, she introduces herself and says soooo I have been here for 5 days and I'm leaving tomorrow and my friends told me I had to fuck someone before I leave and you are it . . .:eek:
 
Might as well join in the fray:

The last big blizzard we had, I remember doing some Craigslist dumpster diving. Anyways, I got an email from a chick...we did some back and forths and then I asked to see her on webcam. She agreed although she had a shitty connection. When it did work, I saw her...face wasn't that bad, but when she stood up :eek: ass was ridiculous. So she was drinking wine, I was in here blazing one and drinking. The storm was dying down for a couple of hours before it was supposed to pick up the next day. She asked if she could come over. I was like "are you sure you want to do that, it's treacherous out there?" She insisted.

She comes out and we're kickin it for a little while watching a movie. Next thing you know I'm drilling like a rig in that big ass of hers. I joked with her that I had to come up with new angles of approach just to fuck her right. After that we became cool, realized we couldn't be together relationship wise (for other obvious reasons) but she still lets me beat. I just appreciate her coming all the way through the storm.

Lucky she didnt kill you!
 
I got one more. . . True Fucking story. I was in Vegas a couple of years ago by myself just passing through. I got out to Tryst I think, Solo Dolo. Im standing by the bar having a drink minding my business. Random white woman nervously walks up to me bout a 6. Im like ummm what up, she introduces herself and says soooo I have been here for 5 days and I'm leaving tomorrow and my friends told me I had to fuck someone before I leave and you are it . . .:eek:

Had something similar at a bar , bartender shorty said her friend's from outta town leavin next day and her fantasy was to Fuck -A-Rasta b4 she headed back to Tennesse !! Redhaired fat ass too! Couldn't believe ! I know the bartender but didn't think she was gonna throw her homegirl at me until it happened!
 
Wow I think I commented in this thread already but I have stories especially when I was in college
 
Yeah this thread was last updated in 2013. I'm sure cats got alot of stories since then, especially with the rise of Tinder and shit.
 
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