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Whats the most random luckiest piece of Ass you have ever had

Nuthin too drastic....

When I was 16 I had hooked my homegirl up with of my boys, this nigga was mad busted so she was hot at me for that shit lol. A few months later she tells me one of her homegirls wanna holla at me... she tellin me her girl dominican and black, she thick, fat ass... al that shit. I wasn't even thinking about the joke I pulled on her, I was in full pussy chasin mode in high school. So I holla at her homegirl and we decided to meet up at the Burger King by my school... i seen the bitch and the ass was fat, but shit... so was everything else!! I had never fucked a fat bitch at this point so I'm like fuck it, Ima break this hoe down and get some pussy sooner or later. We go up in Burger King, chop it up for a while and big girl's like "you wanna go in the bathroom?". I'm like :eek: cool... you get the token from the people at the counter and I'll meet you in there. So we get in the bathroom, start fooling around and this fat bitch pussy wet as fuck, shit was slippery like bacon grease! I sit on the toilet (lol) and the bitch jump on my dick bareback (young & dumb i know) and my shit instantly said nope... get this big bitch off me nigga!! At age 16, inside some pussy, my shit went soft... I'm in my head like :angry:. So I tell ol' girl to suck me up to get me hard again and she hit me with the "don't cum in my mouth shit". MAAAAAAAN... I must've shot more glaze in the bitch mouth than if she found herself in a honey bun factory. From that day forward I realized fat bitches aint for me... chunky maybe, big bitches is a big :smh:.

Man I gots tons more but I will never ever forget that shit!!
 
TRUFICTION said:
MY DICK IS HARD AS CHINESE ARITHMATIC
AND IM TRYIN EVERYTHING AINT SHIT WORKIN
AND I FINALLY SAID FUCK IT IM GOING TO SLEEP

AND I DID !:angry:

JUST WHEN I WAS DREAMING REAL GOOD
I WOKE UP THE SUN WAS SHINING AND SHE HAD MY DICK IN HER MOUTH
WORKIN OUT !
NEXT THING I KNOW SHE JUMPED ON AND PROCEEDED TO FUCK THE SHIT OUT OF ME AND .................:dance::dance::dance:
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What up TRU,


That shit is funny. What's even funnier, and I'm sure you can attest to this, the falling asleep on they asses actually works magic! If there's a bad shorty I'm working on, tryin' to treat me with the long handle spoon, I don't make ANY moves on 'em when we hit my crib (IF we haven't fucked yet and they stay over).

While you sleep, all that pretense vanishes, and they realize "I better get mines" and green light the pussy. It's like clockwork.

JG
 
tonescrilla said:
I was dating this lil freak that was into "you can't do that on television" sized facials so I went to a porn store to see if they had some peter north pills or something.
The only person working in the front was a black chick so we chopped it up for a min. We couldn't find the pills but she kept telling me how good I looked and kept dragging out the convo so I couldn't leave. After about 15 min all the other customers left and she told me to follow her to the back of the store.
I was thought she was taking me to a storage room to see if they had something similar to what I was looking for but instead she took me to the employee bathroom. She locked the door behind us, sat down and told me she just had to see it before I left. I dropped my drawers and shorty gave me brains after meeting me less than 20 min ago.
She gave me her number and told me to holla but I never called...I kinda wish I did, her neck and chin action were on point :yes:
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When I was in the navy old salts schooled me. A week before we get back to port stop beatin ya shit and take zinc pills twice a day with food. You are guaranteed to bust gigantic nuts.When i finally got home. My ex-wife was like DAYUUM!! She received a serious multi nut cum bath. :yes:
 
One cold saturday afternoon this cold chilly wind was blowing against my window and I got so horny like a M'fuker.Went through my phone, none of the broads I could get through to. I gave it up and left it to faith.
About 5pm, I get a call from this chick I used to hit it with every now and then and she's like, are you home? I said yea, and she said ok,WE are coming your way and WE might come by your place. I said ok. BUT, who is WE? She said she and her friend I say hmm, knowing that my chances of getting some was reduced to ZERO with that unknown person.
==>ff==> They came over, and we get to talking and me and my "friend" start getting "nasty" Then this new Gal said, hey you guys dont even acknowledge am here so you could be discreet about it. I said I dont mind her being around then her Friend who is my friend like a dare said you can join us if you want.
As if it was something the'd planned, this gal took her clothes off and joined us in bed.
Long Story Short, it ended up to be a good 12 hour night and one of my best and happiest 3somes.:dance::dance:
 
This was way back when I was stationed in Germany. Anyway, I was the only private in my platoon to have a car so occasionally I’ll be asked to give my friends a ride to get some pussy. I didn't mind because 9 times out of 10 I'll get some too (by their girlfriend's friend). One night, a friend and I was double dating. The girl that I hooked up with was a dime (war baby with hazzle eyes) but she had a shitty ass attitude. Bitch was dissin' me hard. She was looking at me as if my breath stank and shit. I'll touch her and she would say, "Don't do that!” So, I got pissed... Thinking to myself, "Ain’t this a bitch!". I have wasted my motha fuckn time when I could be playing Tekken (ps1)!". Several visens later, I called her every curse word "American and German" under the sun and threw a beer in her face. She slapped me and laughed it off and kept taunting her. My friend's girl finally stepped in and called me a dick, blah, blah, blah. At that point I didn't give a shit and my boy saw where the situation was going so all of us left the bar, dropped the girls off and called it a night. The very next day, the girls had a nerve to knock on my barracks door asking about my friend’s whereabouts. I was like shit, he has extra duty (an excuse I give German girls to cover my friends while they are fucking some other chicks). Dumb bitches took a train from Nurnberg not knowing if he is going to be in place. Thinking that I was lying, they brought to my attention that they see his blue car outside. Laughing, I told them the car was mine even though I was too fucked up to drive it last night. So the girl that that my boy was talking to decided that they will wait. I know that wouldn't last because it was mid January in Bamberg (cold as fuck). A half hour later they come knocking on my door asking can they come in. I couldn't be a dick two days in a row. So, I let them in (It is amazing how someone's demeanor humbles when their ass is freezing). Two hours later Glen happens to knock on my door and asked if I saw his girl. Dumb bitch comes running to his arms like "Gone with the Wind". Little does she know he just finished getting some guts 10 minutes ago. She asked her girl friend to stay while she get some dick. I was like, "No Hell!" But then old' girl was looking good... So, I put my hard ass posture aside and said. “fuck it, she can stay” . An hour later I smashed.:dance: And we kicked it for awhile. Best pussy I had by far.

Ps. She explained to me reason why she was mad that night. She was engaged to G.I. and he dumped her that same day.:D
 
when i was in orlando in college, i pulled up to this house party that my niggas was at. anyways there was this asian chick niggas was sweatin hard when i approached them so i daps niggas up and say whats up to the chick.. ol girl responds with hey u wanna take a walk? i was like cool anyways chick basically give me the draws i take her to the house and smash elapsed time of the entire encounter up to smashing probably 20mins...

That was the craziest shit..
 
John_Gault said:
What up TRU,


That shit is funny. What's even funnier, and I'm sure you can attest to this, the falling asleep on they asses actually works magic! If there's a bad shorty I'm working on, tryin' to treat me with the long handle spoon, I don't make ANY moves on 'em when we hit my crib (IF we haven't fucked yet and they stay over).

While you sleep, all that pretense vanishes, and they realize "I better get mines" and green light the pussy. It's like clockwork.

JG
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YEA IT HAPPENED AGAIN AND AGAIN
ONLY I FAST FORWARDED THE SHIT BY NOT TRYING AT ALL.
WHEN A CHICK START FRONTIN I JUST SAY
WELL, SEE YOU IN THE MORNING.

AND IT NEVER FAILS:lol:
THEY CANT STAND THE IDEA THAT YOU AINT SWEATIN THEM.

I CANT EVEN TELL THE REAL RANDOM SHIT THAT HAPPENED TO ME ON HERE
TOO MANY PEOPLE KNOW ME FOR REAL.


ON THE SLEEP SHIT THOUGH........

MET THIS FINE ASS JAMAICAN DIME LEAVIN THE CLUB ONE NIGHT
ME AND SOME OF THE HOMIES WERE TAKIN SOME OF THOSE
BACKDROP PICS ON THE WAY OUT OF THE CLUB
LIL CHICK SAYS I WANT TO BE IN ONE
I SAID COME ON.

I SAID SO
WHAT YOU DOIN IN A FEW
SHE WAS LIKE NOTHIN........WHATS UP
I SAID, IM GOIN TO EAT
A LITTLE COMPANY WOULD BE NICE
SHE SAID COOL..........

WE EAT
IM SLEEPY AS HELL SHE LIVES ON THE OTHER SIDE OF TOWN AND IM NOT GOIN
SO I SAY YOU CAN STAY WITH ME TIL MORNING AND ILL TAKE YOU HOME
SHE WAS LIKE THATS COOL BUT WE ARE NOT HAVING SEX:lol:.

I SAY WHATEVA AND WE KEEP IT MOVIN
WE GET TO THE RIB SHE STRIPS AND GETS IN THE BED
I DO THE SAME
BUT I JUST ROLL OVER AND TURN ON THE TV

SHE ROLLED OVER TOO.
RIGHT ON TOP OF ME
AND IT WAS ON FROM THERE.
PUSSY WAS A SNAPPER AND SHE KNEW HOW TO USE IT.

DROPPED HER OFF THE NEXT MORNING AND NEVER SAW OR HEARD FROM HER AGAIN.
 
I left this club in Decatur last week with 2 bitches. they went to the club together, but was too drunk to drive home. so of course we made a quick stop by the waffle house then i brought em to my crib....knocked em both down a couple times. i remember one of their names....but i dont know the other hoe's name. i had only met em like an hour before the club closed....i guess its safe to say it was a good night. im goin to that same club again tonight....maybe they'll show up again.....:yes::yes:
 
one night I got invited to a b-day party for a currently well known atl dj.........he's a friend of a very good friend we all have b-days in the same week............ the party was downtown...... the superfirends ( dj collective ) was djing....... ( hint )
anyway i run into my boy from ny.... he's like son DO NOT LEAVE!!!!!!!!!! STAY RIGHT NEXT TO ME....... ITS ABOUT TO GO DOWN.. IM LIKE COOL...... the after party was about to be in full effect....... I go to grab my jacket and tell my friend whats about to happen... she told me she already knew....... by that time everyone in the know was leaving..........:lol:
on the way out I lost my manz...... so I ride off wit my homegirl...
We pull up to this spot in a real nice neighborhood on the other side of piedmont park call VENUS ( sex/ swinger club).....im like:eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::dance::dance::dance::dance::dance:

It cost $100 to get in!!!!!!!!!!!!!:puke:
the dj had a gust list so I was good........ :dance:

I was in there for a good 1 1/2 hrs just looking around observing how shit goes......... sucked on some titaysssssssssss of a girl getting ate out by some fine ass chick ( ninjas was watching them go at it I was like fuck that in gonna get in where I fit in) she said no dick right now so I moved on........... another 30 mins later im in this room...... there is one floor size bed .....:eek::eek: on both floors......... I go up stairs and its going down.......... I make eye contact wi this chick.... she tells me to come over...... shes butt ass naked & on her knees:yes: she proceeds to unzip my pants and pull mt dick out.. and tells the dudes that was trying to get at her to fall back.... then the light went off.... NO JIMMY HATS:angry::angry::angry::angry:

so a few cats toss me a few........... we fucked til the club closed........ @ 7:30 am........ it had to be at least 4 am when we started............ she was a beast!!!!!!!! and loud as hell.... while we fuckig my homegirl was like NIJA?????????????? WTF are you doing??????????????????:eek:
you still fucking the same bitch????????????:smh::smh::smh:
yes I am......... ( bang , bang , bang) she said the club is about to close and Im leaving ........ how you gonna get home?.... so while we fucking ( yes, I had a full conversation while I was beating the pussy up :lol:) i asked shorty if she would take me home & she told me yes...... so I said im good..... they eventually turn the lights on and we get dressed.... come to find out the people that work in the club know her .......... they thought she was getting fucke by some other cat that she fucks but when they saw me they was like you got you one!:yes:

we get back to my loft... asked her if she wants to come up and take a shower........ so after I shower she takes one ......... we start fucking AGAIN......... we fucked till about 12 pm..... I literally fucked her til she walked out the door....... I had her bent over wit my dick in her pounding away till she opend the door and left......... I didnt even know her name.........
she was in town to see her daughter @ spelman college....:lol:
 

2003

in trinidad... at the time there was huge influx of venezuelan exchange students in trinidad. so my cousin rented out his house to 4 girls who went to the university. man, all 4 of these girls were no less than 8's and they barely spoke a word of english! so we stop by one afternoon and they're doing there homework... so my cousin can speak spanish so he's chatting it up with them, and i'm just standing there like a total dick. so then he tells me that 2 of them are learning to speak english, so they wanted me to help them. so we go upstairs into one of the rooms.

and at this point i had no reason to believe this was gonna be anything other than me tutoring them. and i actually started to... we were going over their work. and like 10 minutes in, they start talking to eachother in spanish and laughing their ass off. and again, i'm just sitting there like a dick. next thing i know one of them puts her hand down my pants!

instant universal translator. :D

man, i strapped up and fucked those girls 6 ways to sunday. every position i could think of... every hole i could fit in. ;) them chicks were straight up freaks! nutted on one chicks ass and the other licked it up.

aaahhhh.... good times.
 
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*Years ago I was surfing the web late one Friday night. I used to keep yahoo messenger on while I surfed just in case I see someone I want to chat with log on. This chick I met in one of the chat rooms hit me up and we started chatting. Never met her in person only saw pics. She started asking why I was home on a Friday night, etc, etc. She started talking about how she hadn't been out in so long because of her son, work, and school. I lie and say I haven't been out either. Here is how the rest of the convo went…

Girl: I haven't had time to meet anyone and go out.
Me: Me either.
Girl: Yeah right.
Me: Seriously, it's been a long time since I've been with anyone.
Girl: Well I haven't had sex in (I forget how many months she told me)
Me: Me either.
Girl: Really?
Me: Yep. We should hook up and solve that problem.
(There was a long pause so I thought I insulted her)
Girl: When?
(I'm like Damn I may hit this)
Me: Want to tonight?
(Another long pause)
Girl: OK. I guess.
(Now I'm like WTF?!!! It can't be THIS easy)*

Before we met we each got on our webcams to make sure we were who we claimed to be. She was about a 7 in the face but her body was on point. When we met she was a little thicker than I saw but had a bigger ass. She brought wine coolers so she could get "comfortable". She only drank one before we started having sex. From the time we met face to face to the time I was hitting it was only 23 minutes. I know because I checked the times. I hit a couple of more times before she started getting on that "I want more" bs.****

**My girlfriend (at the time) and I had just finished watching a movie and having sex at my house. I was in an after-sex coma-like sleep when my gf woke me up. Half sleep, I asked what's wrong. She says, "Some girl is at your door." I'm like girl stop playing. Next thing I hear is the knocking at my door. I was like wtf. I get up and look out the door's window and I see these fingernails tapping at my door. I'm like shit, who the fuck could this be? I look down and it's my exgirlfriend…. whom I haven't heard from in a year. So I go outside and she is like I need to talk to you. I'm like um, now is not a good time. She gets the hint and asks if I have company. I'm like yeah, kind of. She assumes it's a date and ask when she will be leaving. Knowing my girl is there for the night I tell her I don't know and I'm not trying to get rid of her. Then she asks if I can get rid of her. I'm like, "EXCUSE ME? Hell no." Then she tells me she really needs to talk to me. I tell her I can't right now and she is causing problems by showing up like this unexpected. So she is like ok she will come back at noon the next day to talk and she will make it up to me. Fam, I remember her exact words like yesterday. "If you don't sleep with your date tonight I will come by tomorrow and give you some pussy after we talk." Just like that. No beating around the bush or sugar-coating it. I was floored. Of course I agreed because I wasn't missing out on sex anyway.
It turns out my ex went to the club with her girls that night and caught her boyfriend there with another chic. When she came the next day she cried to me about it. And after I made her feel better she promptly gave me the pussy like she promised. For some reason it was better than I've ever had with her. And that day was the first and only time she ever gave me head (she wasn't into oral sex). She ended up getting back with dude and marrying him two years later.*****

**After work went to gas up at a gas station and there was a chick there whose car had over heated. Turns out she was have a bad night. She had just broken up with her boyfriend that night now her car is fucked up. I showed her how to fill the radiator and to take it home asap. She didn't want to stay home and asked me out to the movies, her treat. I told her I was tired but we can do blockbuster. I hit half way through the movie. Didn't even expect she would give it up but I guess she was so vulnerable she said fuck it.****


**Lucked up being the wing man a few times also.
 
keep in mind, i make my living in clubs, so "random" shit happens more often than most. but one time i'm having an event and i saw this chick, could tell she was feeling me and i get at her. we go to our vip, which is sectioned off "beds" and drapes. straight to kissing and fuckin and suckin'! she's moaning loud as fuck and says (cuz of the loud music) "they can't hear us!" and keeps going. after we get done i say, "by the way, i'm (my name)." she says, "nice to meet you, i'm christine!"

other time, on vacation on south beach eating dinner w/my boys and two chick walk by, one stops, sits next to me and says, "i'm going with them!" we all go to hotel room and she gave dome. didn't fuck cuz she was on her period. don't know her name, all i know is they call her Z and she said she's a school teacher in either north or south carolina.

as a wingman i'm doing this promotion at one club before i had my own and one of my boys who used to play for the rams calls and says he's coming thru. a set of twins (FINE) are there. i had been trying to get at one for the longest but could never make it happen. my boy comes in, one twin is all on him (turns out he called them and sid meet him there). at the end of the night his twin is like what u finna do and he says i'm going to "lurkin2long's" (names changed to protect the guilty!) place. we hadn't even talked about going there, but i'm right with him on the playbook. his twin says well i'm going too and looks at her sister like "u down!?" both come over and no talking, straight smash! crazyest part was we were in different rooms and while i'm fuckin' "my" twin, the other comes in - butt naked - and says "we going to taco bell, u want something?" we still fuckin' and her sis is like "yeah get me two tacos!"

had always heard wild stories about them two, but thought it was some wolf tales until that night.
 
I was fuckin this french black chick a few years ago she was fine as fuck and a straight freak, anyways one night she took me to her best friends apartment to watch movies and chill out. So her best friend was from france and black also and she kept being sneaky flirting with me all night. Long story short this bitch magically gets my phone number the next day calls me talking about shes bored. So i go see her ass and as soon as i walked in the door this bitch strips. Man i fucked the shit outta her fine ass. I also made her say in french i fuck better than her man while hittin it. Im an egotistical asshole lol!
 
Used to work for an investment firm in the bay area and we were having our Christmas Party. Didn't have a chick to invite so I ask my homeboy if he wants to go b/c there were mad single chicks in the firm. Nothing pops off at the party, but we're leaving walkin thru the lobby of the hotel and I make eye contact with this random chick. She mouths "Waht's Up?" I step over and we start choppin it up. She says she's staying at the hotel with her company and she's from NY and do I want to come upstairs and chill. So we end up in one of the suites and she's giving me a massage and I fall asleep. She gets mad and leaves to go to her room. When I wake up, the chick that my boy is with says "She is hella pissed at you, she doesn't even wanna talk." I'm like FUKK! :angry: So I say well what room is she in, lemme try to patch it up. When I knock on the door, she opens it with some red lingerie shit on and pulls me in the room. I smash and stay the night, wake up and on the way out the door I'm like "So what's your name?" Gretta, and if you're ever in NY look me up, here's the digits. I thought, Hmmm I'll never be in NY but OK. Ended up moving to Brooklyn 6 years later but has long tossed the number.
 
Several random lucky pieces of ass in my lifetime so far.

One I remember was a house party. DJ was on point and jamming. This one dime chick from work who everyone knew never gave anyone the time of day started dancing with me. All was cool. Shit we were buzzed halfway drunk anyways. One thing led to another and we ended up in the laundry room of the house about to smash one another. She said fuck it,lets leave.

I stopped, got some rubbers, and fucked this chick all night. She gave some smoking head too. Mind you I was 23 at the time and the chick was 31. Woke up the next morning, and she told me straight up. We can be fuck buddies, and no more than that. Gave ground rules and shit. Fine with me. My boys asked me where the hell I disappeared to as they were looking for me. We smashed like this for like a good 6months until she transferred to another state.

Fun times.

So many other incidents. It is great when you don't have to work hard for the pussy :dance:
 
So im in bed with this chick and she on some sleep shit and Im just up looking at the ceiling. My phone was on silent but I saw it light up from across the room being it was super dark in her room. Its this dude from my job at that time like these chicks up here from So. Jersey do i wanna take one for the team.

Im frontin "like man ya car broke down no doubt I have AAA Im come hold u down until the tow truck get there".

when I met up with them the chick i got put on to was sexy ass hell but mega short, a straight dimed out dominican shorty nevertheless

Long story short Im smashing the bitch but she tried to slide the condom off in the middle Im like u wildin so i got up, got dressed, and left

My dude calling me while Im driving up the street on the phone with my pplz tellin him what happen

He convinced me to come back so i goes back and we fucks again and the bitch does the same thing so I rolled over like i knew I shouldnt have came back the bitch then yells at me and says "U CORNY"

lmao this bitch callin me corny cause I wont fuck her raw lol I WIN
 
PDQ21 said:
So im in bed with this chick and she on some sleep shit and Im just up looking at the ceiling. My phone was on silent but I saw it light up from across the room being it was super dark in her room. Its this dude from my job at that time like these chicks up here from So. Jersey do i wanna take one for the team.

Im frontin "like man ya car broke down no doubt I have AAA Im come hold u down until the tow truck get there".

when I met up with them the chick i got put on to was sexy ass hell but mega short, a straight dimed out dominican shorty nevertheless

Long story short Im smashing the bitch but she tried to slide the condom off in the middle Im like u wildin so i got up, got dressed, and left

My dude calling me while Im driving up the street on the phone with my pplz tellin him what happen

He convinced me to come back so i goes back and we fucks again and the bitch does the same thing so I rolled over like i knew I shouldnt have came back the bitch then yells at me and says "U CORNY"

lmao this bitch callin me corny cause I wont fuck her raw lol I WIN
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:lol::lol: she was trying to set you up
 
When I was in college I was kickin it with a chick from my hometown. I was trying to make her my girl but she ended up letting my frat brother smash. One day I go by her apt and her roommate is there alone and she is upset about her boyfriend. She was a fine ass AKA who won state pageant for Miss USA and competed for the national title but didn't win. I'm not too proud to admit she was WAYYY out of my league.

She started to tell me about her boyfriend and I listen but then after I while I got up to leave. I gave her a hug as I was leaving and she held on extra long. I gave her a small peck on her neck and I heard her moan. I was like "BINGO, I found her spot" and keep on kissing. We ended up boning the entire year till i met my wife. Funny thing was I pledging at the time and one of my big brothers liked her. He knew that I knew her. He kept asking me to go by there to put in a good word for him. Instead I putting in work for me.:lol:
 
tonescrilla said:
I was dating this lil freak that was into "you can't do that on television" sized facials so I went to a porn store to see if they had some peter north pills or something.
The only person working in the front was a black chick so we chopped it up for a min. We couldn't find the pills but she kept telling me how good I looked and kept dragging out the convo so I couldn't leave. After about 15 min all the other customers left and she told me to follow her to the back of the store.
I was thought she was taking me to a storage room to see if they had something similar to what I was looking for but instead she took me to the employee bathroom. She locked the door behind us, sat down and told me she just had to see it before I left. I dropped my drawers and shorty gave me brains after meeting me less than 20 min ago.
She gave me her number and told me to holla but I never called...I kinda wish I did, her neck and chin action were on point :yes:
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dayum:eek:
 
PDQ21 said:
So im in bed with this chick and she on some sleep shit and Im just up looking at the ceiling. My phone was on silent but I saw it light up from across the room being it was super dark in her room. Its this dude from my job at that time like these chicks up here from So. Jersey do i wanna take one for the team.

Im frontin "like man ya car broke down no doubt I have AAA Im come hold u down until the tow truck get there".

when I met up with them the chick i got put on to was sexy ass hell but mega short, a straight dimed out dominican shorty nevertheless

Long story short Im smashing the bitch but she tried to slide the condom off in the middle Im like u wildin so i got up, got dressed, and left

My dude calling me while Im driving up the street on the phone with my pplz tellin him what happen

He convinced me to come back so i goes back and we fucks again and the bitch does the same thing so I rolled over like i knew I shouldnt have came back the bitch then yells at me and says "U CORNY"

lmao this bitch callin me corny cause I wont fuck her raw lol I WIN
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Bitch probably had AIDS
 
lurkin2long said:
smash! crazyest part was we were in different rooms and while i'm fuckin' "my" twin, the other comes in - butt naked - and says "we going to taco bell, u want something?" we still fuckin' and her sis is like "yeah get me two tacos!"
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lol@ 2 tacos:lol:
 
True story: Asian lady giving me a pedicure two hours later she giving me head!!:lol::dance:


I made a post a while back about the benefits of getting your toes done and niggas laughed and tried to clown. Bottom line if a chick can scrub shit out your toes and shit head aint to far away!:D
 
A dymepiece I helped a few times in freshman algebra at FAMU wound up moving 2 doors down from my apartment during senior year...

She "thanked" me. :D
 
badboyyawdie said:
True story: Asian lady giving me a pedicure two hours later she giving me head!!:lol::dance:


I made a post a while back about the benefits of getting your toes done and niggas laughed and tried to clown. Bottom line if a chick can scrub shit out your toes and shit head aint to far away!:D
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Bored on a Thurs. night, my boy says he needs me to run wingman for him. I didn't have class the next day so I said fuck it. I go, and the friend was not cute, but even worse had the SHITTIEST attitude. I'm playing my part though, running wing man and dealing with this terrible broad. We decide to go for desert and the chick I'm "dealing with" says she has a friend in town that she's gonna call to meet us up. Her friend meets up with us and is a certified banger! She's hanging with us and laughing at all my jokes but I'm not thinking anything of it. We all go back to my boys crib...my boy smashes...and the chick I was orginally there to entertain goes downstairs and falls asleep. Once she left HER friend started flirting, talking real slick and I ended up smashing.

Even met up with her in her city a few times after that and smashed...and those were some good BEATS! :cool:
 
I was pledging during homecoming and if you pledged than you know when there is an abundance of frat around you get the hell off campus and lay low till the old heads leave. Well they call me from my line brother's phone and catch me and tell me to get my ass to campus. My car "breaks down" on the way but they tell me to wait at a gas station. 2 hours later- at like 5 in the morning, my dumb ass finally realizes that nobody is coming.

Just as I am about to leave the gas station, this short dark-skinned dime walks in. Our eyes immediately connect and even though she is wearing sweats there is something about her that is just screaming sex. I approach her and find out that she is up from the military base because she comes in town to strip on the weekends. She tells me that she is too tired to drive home and asks me if she could crash at my place. I'm thinking this is too good to be true and I even wonder if frat is trying to set me up somehow. The whole time she is telling me how stripping makes her horny and she hasn't gotten fucked in so long. I was nervous as hell until those panties came off. For the next couple of months she would come up and stay with me after she left the club.
 
Man i don't even fuck with white chicks just something i don't really like about WHITE PEOPLE.But one day when i was working at cedar point.Anybody knows if you work at an amusement park.There is alot of fucking going on.So i go over to this one chick crib that i had fucked like 3 times to see if she was down that night.And to my surprise the other girls that live there tell me she went out to dinner with my boy :eek:.I'm like whatever this nucca caking and i done already beat the pussy for nothing:lol:.But anyways their having a little get together and it's nothing but bitches and a couple of cats.So i'm just chilling drinking their beer and liquor.I get up to go to the bathroom and while i'm pissing somebody comes through the door.It's this cute white chick that stays next door.I'm like i'm in here but she doesn't leave.So when i get done pissing shorty grabs my dick and start sucking.:eek:But then the bitch gets up before i can finish and leaves.Man i'm trying my hardest to get my pants up and be all nonchalant about what just went down in the bathroom.I come out the bathroom and i'm looking for the bitch and they say she went home.I darted next door and knocked on the door and her roomates tell me she's in her room.I go in there and she's laying in the bed naked.With another roommate sleep in the next bed.Man i proceeded to beat the brakes off that pussy,while her roommate is sleep.Man that was a good time i got millions of stories to tell i'll be back but for now i'm out
 
my 24th b-day. I was fuckin aroun on Blackplanet bout a hour before I was suppose to hit the bar wit my people. Met this lil bad ass red bone n ended up bringin her back to the crib instead of goin to the bar. We fucked all nite and all day the next day.
 

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