I forgot about this garbage.
To refresh your memory.
To refresh your memory.
What are some of the absolute WORST movies you've ever seen (Either got up and left ot sat thru just mad AF)?
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This is you and your art class watching the movie:
You don't know how badly I want to slap the shit out of Michael Bay. I want to slap the shit out of him so bad yeah I come back the next day and slap him againThis pile of feces and garbage right here
Side note the theatre manager overheard my wife and I convo
on this horrible movie, so she gave us a movie pass for another
movie of our choosing.
The Transformers were one of the coolest things of my childhood as far as cartoons go.
They had an opportunity 2 do so much with the franchise from the beginning and they had to involve that Lipnicki Witwicki Shia LeBeouf
The only reason that piece of shit is famous and in movies and TV shows and shit is because he's Jewish. He sucks. He fucking sucks.
Jews are like Trump with his kids. They don't care how much you suck, they are gonna work their magic to put you center stage whether you deserve it or not and Shia LeBeouf is the example of that
The first one I KNEW it was gonna be bad when Optimus Prime, a TRUE leader of men/robots whatever, was treated like a pesky bitch for laughs
"Hey, did you get the thing? The thing. Come on get the thing."
And 2 minutes later, "Did you get it? Did ya, huh? Did ya, did ya?"
Optimus Prime is a leader and a commander. Most of us know that kind of person where we were in the military or we just know a person who is that mother fucker who when they tell you to do what the fuck they tell you. They have a certain command in their voice that says JUST THAT.
You don't get distracted. You don't get sidetracked. You do what they say.
Later in the movie, Prime had the...whatever...AND HE FUCKING DROPPED IT!
Real leaders don't do that. They could have had Ironhide or Ratchet drop the thing, but having Prime do it lost some credibility and dudes with the honor of Prime don't fuck up. Prime doesn't drop important documents
For those who remember Transformers the movie oh, watch this clip with the added storyboards and it's even better than the one we watched
"Megatron must be stopped. No matter the cost." I I know when they pitted the people against the Decepticons in the people had any Modicum of success the movie was going to be trash
But this lives in infamy
To quote Eddie Murphy in Coming to America you must be out of your goddamn mind.
Life was fantastic. I mean understanding all of the characters motivations. I just don't know how you hated it
I saw the life when I was in Aruba. My ship stopped off there and even though they were better things to do at night in Aruba I went to go watch a movie that day and I laughed my ass off and if I pushed play right now I would laugh my ass off again
"Why you gotta be so nasty Ray?"
There are a hundred plus people on this board who can answer that question. The movie was dope.
Yes, it was the black Cool Hand Luke oh, but even still I love that movie
And the ones that are worse are the ones that waste Talent. The most recent movie with Denzel Washington and Jared Leto and the dude who played Freddie Murcury. Thst movie COULD HAVE and SHOULD HAVE been better. They wasted talent in that movie. It doesn't rate as my top 10 worst or top 500 worst, but the horrid writing wasted the talent of 2 great actors and a very creepy actor in Jared Lito
Like that new Michael B Jordan movie. Bad writing wasted the talent of Michael B Jordan. The guy who wrote the movie the biggest thing he did in his past is write Call of Duty Scripts
Only a white dude could go from writing scripts for Call of Duty to writing a movie for Michael B Jordan
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This was so bad I eraised it from memory to not fuck up my memory of Purple Rain. Horrible movie.
Its funny you say that
cause to me that movie had all the ingredients of a proper franchise in the hands of the right producer and director.
@playahaitian i remember people(myself included) were clowning the shit out of Harry Knowles cause he gave both these films rave reviews
@playahaitian i remember people(myself included) were clowning the shit out of Harry Knowles cause he gave both these films rave reviews
FACTS!!!!!
that fuzzy bastard was getting payola like a damn radio DJ
That mafugga looks exactly like king louie from the jungle book.i remember people(myself included) were clowning the shit out of Harry Knowles cause he gave both these films rave reviews
Saw this at Lenox Mall....shit was so garbage
Disagree.
Only two movies I walked out on was "Exit Wounds" and "Stealth".
Tom unintentionally helped kill a planned cinematic universe before it even had a chance to start
@playahaitian this was another film Harry Knowles raved about..that review was incoherent as hell
30 plus years later he know to not even mention that shit.A movie which literally hurt my brain was "Undercover Brotha 2" It was straight to DVD/Streaming but because it starred Michael Jai White I thought it might have some Black Dynomite type humour in it. But Michael Jai White goes into a coma 5 minutes in the movie and the rest of the movie is filled with unknowns and some C-list scary movie actors. IT was awful. I turned it off. I heard Michael Jai white comes back at the end but It wasn't worth watching at all. TURRIBLE
Didn't even know they made this shit.
I thought it was ok.....but I felt bad because I really really wanted the little kid to get killed. Most annoying kid EVER.
More annoying than the daughter from war of the worlds? I was hoping she got zapped and she never did.. hell the son could’ve died and I would’ve cheered.. speaking of kids I definitely wanted the kids from the first purge to die..especially the dumbass daughter..but unfortunately they lived and the father died
2 of the most annoying characters in movie history that I wanted to die was them 2 rock and roll cacs that were in the movie chappie.. I hated everything about their existence..probably why that movie is part of my shitlist.. only the chick died I was hoping the dude died to.. his existence made me angry.. it was the fake wigga thing that rubbed me wrong..don’t like that guy just off the movie alone..in fact I might have to add him to the what celeb you want to punch in the face thread
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Candy is the worse movie Ive seen since Ive been in my 40's. Bad acting, bad plot, it was just terrible. I'm mad I watched as much of it as I did.
The opening strip club scene, even though there was no nudity, drew me in (it's free on Amazon, do yourself a favor and watch that first 3-4 minutes). There were so many big booty bitches at the strip club. Then, the main character and most of her friends were thick as fuck.
This thick bitch was in it looking good as fuck.
But she can't act worth a damn. None of them can. They were good to look at though.
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Movie was on the shelf since 2017..even Kristen Stewart hated making it
..and yes the brother(only one in the film) got merked first
Black widow. I saw it at home for free and I was still angry.i expected better.
i thought Pootytang was going to be the first 10 responses….movie was terrible, so many people were walking out, we tried to stay and watch it but finally said forget it and walked out too..lol
straight fell asleep in the theater of this one lol
Vin Diesel's Bloodshot and The Hunt from last year. Suicide Squad as well hoping the new erases that hot garbage from memory.
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