What are some of the absolute WORST movies you've ever seen (Either got up and left ot sat thru just mad AF)?

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@Helico-pterFunk has 2 great threads,

Good TV shows

And

Good movies

But what about the stinkers. What are some of the movies that you would encourage people not to see. You sat through this movie or you got up and left this movie even though you paid your money to see it

Or what about movies that were so fucking boring and dull that you completely lost interest or play it on your phone into the movie was over because you had nothing else to do

I will start it off.

I am a cinephile, the only folks with more movies than me or Netflix and Disney Plus. I got movies on my hard drive that I can go pick from any genres, any way that I'm feeling and pick something out to fulfill that feeling

I can laugh, I can cry I can be serious I can do both

I had to chick come over a couple years ago and I was like Lenny from Good Times. I had her just pick 10 movies and every movie she picked I had in my collection. The one movie she suggested that I didn't have I downloaded in 6 minutes

But these are some of the worst ever

Bewitched with Will Ferrell and Nicole Kidman.

Have you ever sat through a movie and said, this is going to get better. It's got to get better. It can't get worse. Fuck it's gotten worse, but I paid my money. Fuck it I don't have anything else to do...so you sat there?

Bewitched is that motherfuking movie. I love the TV series and I loved the premise , but somehow Will Ferrell fucked it up so fuck Will Ferrell as a staff, as a performer and as a motherfuking crew. And if you're down with Will Ferrell then fuck you too

I seriously wanted to pull a Stewie Griffin


I sat through that entire movie with my two Whopper Juniors with cheese and my red cream soda (cuz you KNOW we sneak food into the movies) waiting for that movie to get better and it never did.

Fuck that movie

Sweeney Todd Demon Barber of whatever the fuck Street



I love movies and my movie collection is beyond reproach. Between 2007 and 2010 I lived across the street from the dollar movie theaters in Cleveland. I damned near saw damn near everything that came out between those three years

My sister-in-law was living with us for a little bit so I was bored and she was bored so we decided to go to the movies. It was across the street, Whopper Juniors were $1.25 cent each so we said fuck it

20 minutes into the movie , I looked at her and she looked at me. We both knew what that look meant

WTF is this horseshit? I give this bullshit 5 more minutes.

5 minutes later I looked at her and she looked at me and we simultaneously got up and walked out of the movie theater. It was so bad I went back to the box office and ask for my $2 back each

Maybe the movie got better, I'll never know. Because 25 minutes and including the previews I hated that shit. But, I have damned near hated all of Tim Burton's movies. Including his shitstorm of a remake of Willy Wonka

The Good Shepherd with Matt Damon directed by Robert De Niro and Angelina Jolie
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I like Robert De Niro Matt Damon and Angelina Jolie. They typically play in very good movies. Dinero in A Bronx Tale, Casino, Goodfellas oh, Godfather Part 2. Matt Damon in Good Will Hunting and Angelina Jolie at the time was sexy as fuck

But this movie right here was boring as shit. I got halfway through and said fuck this mother fucking bullshit and I got up and I left. It was painfully dull

The fucking worst part about it was I went back to the box office and said give me my money back I sat through some fucking bullshit and it sucked. They said well you watch too much of that bullshit you don't get your money back

What are some of the worst movies you ever went to see oh, it doesn't matter if you sat through the whole thing or if you left early
 
Blair witch project

I sat there refusing to get up when the credits were rolling.. had my boys laughing their ass off and random people..some chicks felt sorry like he’s just sitting there.. I was like nope there’s got to be some after credit scene or some kid in the booth is about to put the second half of the movie on the projector.. no way that’s the end.. lights came on and the last credit rolled and still nothing



I ended up asking 1 of my boys do they want to ruin the movie line and he said yes.. we walked out like there’s no witch, the movie just has random sticks, you see nobody die, random convo, pointless walking, save your money fuck this crap.. I felt happy seeing a few people go what and literally either get off or demand a change in movie... fuck Blair witch project
 
Intersection with Richard Gere. Suffered through it because I was trying to make good with the girl I was with. Don't even remember what it was about, I just remember it being awful.

Don't be a menace in the hood while drinking your juice. First and only movie I ever walked out on.
 
And everybody knows how I feel about this movie




I love my brother but it’s still fuck that nig for tricking me into seeing this.. I wasn’t lucky enough to see a trailer.. movie had me feeling very violent.. wanted to hurt somebody after seeing that.. it’s still fuck the producer, the director, the writer, the actors, the people that ok this movie, every venue that ever showed this..fuck everybody that had something to do with this movie being made
 
Bgol gonna hate this response but pitch black.. first movie I ever fell asleep on.. I don’t know for how long it was, just know my eyes closed and than I heard laughing, it was my boys laughing like holy shit this nig sleeping, I quickly woke up like wtf..unfortunately the movie was still on and the crap continued.. couldn’t wait till them credits hit.. it did and I was the first person out the door
 
RoboCop 2014


Now, the first RoboCop wasn't really that good. It was corny but it was funny a little bit. Watching Red Foreman say, "Can you fly Bobby?"

Or

Shooting ole boy in the hand and saying, "Somebody give that man a hand."

But the remake? I don't I think I gave it an hour. My old roommate and I were bored as fuck, so we poured some Crown and said fuck it.

His girl left about 30 minutes in cuz she had to work in the morning, but after about 15-20 more minutes of that bullshit we both were like, "I'd rather go to bed" and I cut that shit off

I don't even remember Samuel L Jackson being in it
 
Director showed disrespect for the source material IMO


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I just remember 2000-2001 had a bunch of shitty movies release.. I had unlimited access to certain theatres and free tix and remember going thank god I didn’t have to pay to see none of these wack ass movies.. it was the beginning of realizing the new millennium movies weren’t shit compared to the 80s and 90s
 
And everybody knows how I feel about this movie




I love my brother but it’s still fuck that nig for tricking me into seeing this.. I wasn’t lucky enough to see a trailer.. movie had me feeling very violent.. wanted to hurt somebody after seeing that.. it’s still fuck the producer, the director, the writer, the actors, the people that ok this movie, every venue that ever showed this..fuck everybody that had something to do with this movie being made

Fuck everybody who had something to do with this movie being made :roflmao2:
 
There’s a particular Denzel movie that me and my boys went full zero fucks given when we were not entertained... nigs had push up contest down the walkway, nigs started infrared random people, nigs found old popcorn and started throwing it at each other, we went straight zero fucks mode... we still laugh till this day about that.. we was supposed to see something else and ended up being late, so my boy goes hey guys “the siege, the siege” Bruce Willis and Denzel Washington what could go wrong.. man oh man maybe we wasn’t ready for that slow pace shit but nigs just got extremely bored and started entertaining ourselves
 
300

While the fight scenes are interesting when you are high as fuck..

My super knigga senses kept going off with all the negative imagery

Of my Moorish antcestors..

And the low key faggotry innuendos.

Did some research

Found out the classical Greeks and Romans were all fucking lil boy fuckas.. Like Vatican demons..

Not Ancient Roma an Etruscans

Thems kniggas thems our antcestors..

Arab/spanish/ancient

Whenever you hear those words

Know Moorish American history

Is being covered up

But chea

300 was a fucking fag fest

Walked out the last 30 min

Never saw the ending
 
Ohhh snap I just realized I walked out the Batman with mr freeze after less than 30 mins.. had free tix to see men in black..saw that and than was like fuck that let me sneak in just to see what Batman had to offer.. I think after “chill out” or the many cheesy cold references I said nope not gonna let Batman ruin my movie experience and walked out
 
Atomic blonde


A kick-ass female spy can typically be a good movie if it's done right. This shit here was boring as fuck.

Halfway through I couldn't take anymore and I left and snuck into the movie Detroit. Even though that movie left me with a super duper fuck the police feeling in my gut I still enjoyed that movie far more than I did Atomic blonde

Because it was a black movie, and I typically support black movies but I snuck into this one, I meant to leave out of the theater and buy a ticket to support it (the past few years I buy a matinee ticket for any Black movie, even if I don't go in or if I hear bad reviews, I support it). Unfortunately that was the last showing of the day
 
Holmes & Watson -myself and more than half of the theater walked out within 20 of the movie starting
Anything where Rob Schneider is the main character.
Total Recall remake- 10 minutes in and turned it off.
 
Sweeney Todd Demon Barber of whatever the fuck Street
When I first watched this I fell asleep on it about the same time you walked out. But I watched it again and this became one of my favorite musical movies. It's worth it.
 
Nah bruh... how dare you... :mad:
Pooty Tang is an absolute must see classic.... :lol:
Okay, which are you two motherfukers do I believe? Is Pootie Tang worth a watch or is it fucking terrible. Mind you I enjoyed Naked Gun, I'm going to get you sucka, don't be a menace
 
Holmes & Watson -myself and more than half of the theater walked out within 20 of the movie starting
Anything where Rob Schneider is the main character.
Total Recall remake- 10 minutes in and turned it off.
You already know with me. I got Will Ferrell on my shit list in the very first post. No way I would waste my time with Holmes and Watson

I heard that same thing about the Total Recall remake with Colin Farrell
 
Okay, which are you two motherfukers do I believe? Is Pootie Tang worth a watch or is it fucking terrible. Mind you I enjoyed Naked Gun, I'm going to get you sucka, don't be a menace


It's one of those movies that's so bad it's actually funny... if you like low budget, slap stick, 'don't give a fuck' movies then you'll enjoy it....
 
Speed 2 and South Central. Speed 2 had me apologizing to my girlfriend at the time (she was cool about it... Lol).

I saw South Central for free and was like I want my 2 hours back.
 
Okay, which are you two motherfukers do I believe? Is Pootie Tang worth a watch or is it fucking terrible. Mind you I enjoyed Naked Gun, I'm going to get you sucka, don't be a menace
If you are familiar with Pootie Tang skits on Chris Rock's show then you should know what to expect from the movie.

I thought it was funny. I should note I watched it on HBO and didn't pay to go see it.
 
Let's just say I want to choke, shake and punch M. Night Shyamalan, in the face repeatedly. He fucked up a lot of shit I let slide. However, what he did to Avatar the last Air Bender is unforgivable. I'd appreciate it if any one of you happen to see him please punch him in the face on GP.
 
I just saw some bullshit on Netflix a couple of years ago. That was a sci-fi movie. Where the black character got killed off. Within the first 10 minutes. Very unnecessarily and graphic. So I turned that bullshit off. I'll post the name of it if I remember the name of the film.

I never walked out on a movie. That I watched in the theater. But Spiderman 3 Ironman 2, Star wars episodes 7 and 8. Pissed me the fuck off. With Star wars 8. Being the absolute worst, out of all of the movies mentioned.

I remember as a kid, my mom and dad. Took me and my siblings to go see Halloween 6. And that movie was ass. It didn't fit with the story at all. After the movie ended. People in the theater were yelling stuff like "I want my money back" or "this movie sucks" :lol:
 
Paranormal Activity 4. Had free tix to an advanced screener. Place was packed and people were openly voicing how they felt ripped off over the $0.00 they spent on tickets. Same for the Piranha 3DD sequel with all the titties. Took my dad to see that one. Silicone and a weak-ass story. Give me my $0.00 back is how we felt.
 
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