Things That Happened During SEX That Made YOU Say "WTF?!",,,

[gameboy]

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[gameboy]

Re: Things That Happened During SEX That Made YOU Say "WTF!",,,

was with this new chick a few weeks ago,,, she comes over to the crib & we start to do our thing,,, in the middle of sex, SHE yells out, "Aw Yeah,,, GIVE ME THAT PUSSY!!!",,, wtf ,,, shit threw me off for second,,, did she just fuck that up?,,, or is the chick bisexual?,,, oh well,,, wasn't gonna worry about it,,, went right back to stroking & never asked,,,

 

[RoadRage]

Was banging the shit out of this high yellow co-worker who I fucked for the first and only time. When things started heating up, and homegirl started shaking her head from left to right making some crazy ass sound like she was having a seizure. Yo after I nutted, I could not get turn on by her no more because that was some crazy sounding shit.
She wanted to get together after that, but I had to Joe Montana her ass.

 

[geckosticky1]

Women that fart when they cum

 

[SpiritualPorn]

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I would be cool with this....

 

[THE GRANDJURY]

Women that fart when they cum

That's nothing, I had one that shitted a little. Happen once, and I never hit it again. Still cant shake that smell and that was about 15 years ago

 

[gameboy]

Re: Things That Happened During SEX That Made YOU Say "WTF!",,,

I was bangin this chic and I asked her was she going to let me get in that ass and she said only way you're going to fuck me in the ass is if I can fuck you in yours. I was like at first but I wanted it so bad so I said yeah but I go first so I do my thing and after I was finished she said now's my turn and she went up under her bed and pulled out a strap-on with what had to be a 16 inch dildo attatched. I damn near shited on myself. I told her hell no I thought you were going to stick your tongue or finger up there, not this shit. What happened next I cant explain but it involved cuffs, a paddle , and me calling her mistress.

 

[MadWun]

Re: Things That Happened During SEX That Made YOU Say "WTF!",,,

I was bangin this chic and I asked her was she going to let me get in that ass and she said only way you're going to fuck me in the ass is if I can fuck you in yours. I was like at first but I wanted it so bad so I said yeah but I go first so I do my thing and after I was finished she said now's my turn and she went up under her bed and pulled out a strap-on with what had to be a 16 inch dildo attatched. I damn near shited on myself. I told her hell no I thought you were going to stick your tongue or finger up there, not this shit. What happened next I cant explain but it involved cuffs, a paddle , and me calling her mistress.

TMI Bruh...TMI

 

[TheDon82]

ex had a damn ashthma attack while i was hittin it, shit had me all fucked up

 

[geckosticky1]

Re: Things That Happened During SEX That Made YOU Say "WTF!",,,

I was bangin this chic and I asked her was she going to let me get in that ass and she said only way you're going to fuck me in the ass is if I can fuck you in yours. I was like at first but I wanted it so bad so I said yeah but I go first so I do my thing and after I was finished she said now's my turn and she went up under her bed and pulled out a strap-on with what had to be a 16 inch dildo attatched. I damn near shited on myself. I told her hell no I thought you were going to stick your tongue or finger up there, not this shit. What happened next I cant explain but it involved cuffs, a paddle , and me calling her mistress.

 

[mrJR]

I guess nothing too crazy, was hitting this chick I had hit a few times before. This time I was getting it in goodddddd, she says "oh Brian, I'm about to cum!" Brian is the name of her step dad I then had a moment of clarity about why she called me daddy so much during sex. Didn't hit again after that.

 

[RoadRage]

Re: Things That Happened During SEX That Made YOU Say "WTF!",,,

I was bangin this chic and I asked her was she going to let me get in that ass and she said only way you're going to fuck me in the ass is if I can fuck you in yours. I was like at first but I wanted it so bad so I said yeah but I go first so I do my thing and after I was finished she said now's my turn and she went up under her bed and pulled out a strap-on with what had to be a 16 inch dildo attatched. I damn near shited on myself. I told her hell no I thought you were going to stick your tongue or finger up there, not this shit. What happened next I cant explain but it involved cuffs, a paddle , and me calling her mistress.

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[fatsack1]

Fucked this bitch......dick was full of bombay sapphire gin........man my sheets looked like a cot damn murder scene afterwards.......blood everywhere........she said she was not on her cycle......I don't know.......but I killed that pussy that night.........

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[DipsetBi7ch]

Re: Things That Happened During SEX That Made YOU Say "WTF!",,,

I told her hell no I thought you were going to stick your tongue or finger up there, not this shit. What happened next I cant explain but it involved cuffs, a paddle , and me calling her mistress.

 

[Ming Fei Hong]

Re: Things That Happened During SEX That Made YOU Say "WTF!",,,

I was bangin this chic and I asked her was she going to let me get in that ass and she said only way you're going to fuck me in the ass is if I can fuck you in yours. I was like at first but I wanted it so bad so I said yeah but I go first so I do my thing and after I was finished she said now's my turn and she went up under her bed and pulled out a strap-on with what had to be a 16 inch dildo attatched. I damn near shited on myself. I told her hell no I thought you were going to stick your tongue or finger up there, not this shit. What happened next I cant explain but it involved cuffs, a paddle , and me calling her mistress.

 

[gameboy]

I guess nothing too crazy, was hitting this chick I had hit a few times before. This time I was getting it in goodddddd, she says "oh Brian, I'm about to cum!" Brian is the name of her step dad I then had a moment of clarity about why she called me daddy so much during sex. Didn't hit again after that.

oh wow! ,,, prolly happens a lot more than we realize,,, did she try to play it off?

 

[youngholla]

Re: Things That Happened During SEX That Made YOU Say "WTF!",,,

I was bangin this chic and I asked her was she going to let me get in that ass and she said only way you're going to fuck me in the ass is if I can fuck you in yours. I was like at first but I wanted it so bad so I said yeah but I go first so I do my thing and after I was finished she said now's my turn and she went up under her bed and pulled out a strap-on with what had to be a 16 inch dildo attatched. I damn near shited on myself. I told her hell no I thought you were going to stick your tongue or finger up there, not this shit. What happened next I cant explain but it involved cuffs, a paddle , and me calling her mistress.

 

[Chiyo]

Re: Things That Happened During SEX That Made YOU Say "WTF!",,,

I was bangin this chic and I asked her was she going to let me get in that ass and she said only way you're going to fuck me in the ass is if I can fuck you in yours. I was like at first but I wanted it so bad so I said yeah but I go first so I do my thing and after I was finished she said now's my turn and she went up under her bed and pulled out a strap-on with what had to be a 16 inch dildo attatched. I damn near shited on myself. I told her hell no I thought you were going to stick your tongue or finger up there, not this shit. What happened next I cant explain but it involved cuffs, a paddle , and me calling her mistress.

You a little too comfortable with us fam.

 

[Djmarkxr7]

Re: Things That Happened During SEX That Made YOU Say "WTF!",,,

I was bangin this chic and I asked her was she going to let me get in that ass and she said only way you're going to fuck me in the ass is if I can fuck you in yours. I was like at first but I wanted it so bad so I said yeah but I go first so I do my thing and after I was finished she said now's my turn and she went up under her bed and pulled out a strap-on with what had to be a 16 inch dildo attatched. I damn near shited on myself. I told her hell no I thought you were going to stick your tongue or finger up there, not this shit. What happened next I cant explain but it involved cuffs, a paddle , and me calling her mistress.

The correct answer was, "So then I'm NOT fucking you in the ass!"

You see how simple that was...

Faggot!

 

[Shotta042807]

man I hate when I'm piping a chick out and I get the urge to fart, cuz you know that shit is an OD turnoff to be fncking and let one slip out...

I don't even know hot to play that shit off, nigga gotta act like the pussy was too good for a minute, pullout, go in the corner of the room, clench to silence it, all this extra shit...

I'm a nasty nigga so sometimes I do em dirty, like yo lemme hit it from the back, lol n go 2 work, like "damn girl this ass is fonky" (Wesley Pipes voice) frontin lik Idk natta

 

[MadWun]

Kicking it with this crazy ass chick for a minute. Non-emotional chick. Shitty attitude similar to Chloe from the show 24. She tells me she is a "heart breaker" and I should not fall for her. I'm like cool, we just doing our thing.

Knocking the pussy out one night, all into it and shit, and this bitch gets all emotional like "I love you so much!" I stop and asked her what she said? She gets all mad that she let her guard down. We didn't last too much longer after that

 

[Criptonite187]

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wow wtf is that?

 

[hsm2448]

Re: Things That Happened During SEX That Made YOU Say "WTF!",,,

I was bangin this chic and I asked her was she going to let me get in that ass and she said only way you're going to fuck me in the ass is if I can fuck you in yours. I was like at first but I wanted it so bad so I said yeah but I go first so I do my thing and after I was finished she said now's my turn and she went up under her bed and pulled out a strap-on with what had to be a 16 inch dildo attatched. I damn near shited on myself. I told her hell no I thought you were going to stick your tongue or finger up there, not this shit. What happened next I cant explain but it involved cuffs, a paddle , and me calling her mistress.

 

[Gaara]

Re: Things That Happened During SEX That Made YOU Say "WTF!",,,

I was bangin this chic and I asked her was she going to let me get in that ass and she said only way you're going to fuck me in the ass is if I can fuck you in yours. I was like at first but I wanted it so bad so I said yeah but I go first so I do my thing and after I was finished she said now's my turn and she went up under her bed and pulled out a strap-on with what had to be a 16 inch dildo attatched. I damn near shited on myself. I told her hell no I thought you were going to stick your tongue or finger up there, not this shit. What happened next I cant explain but it involved cuffs, a paddle , and me calling her mistress.

their coming nigga

 

[NewyorkRealTalk]

Smashing this female and she passed gas...short story but man that shit turned me off.. I went soft INSIDE her. Wasnt some simple toot. It was like a sitting on the floor type fart.

 

[Gaara]

wow wtf is that?

anal tatt...looks like target practice to me

 

[Djmarkxr7]

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wow wtf is that?

A rectum tattoo, I remember another chick had a flame on hers.

I sorta remember there being a thread about these some time ago!

That's TRULY a chick into pain AND fucking!!!

 

[DipsetBi7ch]

Use to work with this one chick and we had sex before so it wasn't anything unfamiliar...

So one night she invites me to a bar with her friends etc... So after the bar we all head to her place and she was laying next to me on the couch in my ear saying she wants me... So I proceed to her bedroom, we get undressed etc...

So in the middle of sex she just did a complete 180, starts crying, calling me a asshole, telling me to leave.. She was about to walk out of her room in a fucking robe, CRYING, in front of everyone who was still over her house....

I had to calm her ass down quick, and I got the fuck out of there quick!





She called me the next day to apologize, and she wanted to make it up to me

 

[gameboy]

Smashing this female and she passed gas...short story but man that shit turned me off.. I went soft INSIDE her. Wasnt some simple toot. It was like a sitting on the floor type fart.

 

[RoadRage]

Re: Things That Happened During SEX That Made YOU Say "WTF!",,,

I was bangin this chic and I asked her was she going to let me get in that ass and she said only way you're going to fuck me in the ass is if I can fuck you in yours. I was like at first but I wanted it so bad so I said yeah but I go first so I do my thing and after I was finished she said now's my turn and she went up under her bed and pulled out a strap-on with what had to be a 16 inch dildo attatched. I damn near shited on myself. I told her hell no I thought you were going to stick your tongue or finger up there, not this shit. What happened next I cant explain but it involved cuffs, a paddle , and me calling her mistress.

Hate to be the bearer of bad news, but that was no chick brah and that dildo raped you got raped with, well that wasn't a dildo either.......
You may want to go to the gay mans health crisis for a free check up.

 

[gameboy]

Was banging the shit out of this high yellow co-worker who I fucked for the first and only time. When things started heating up, and homegirl started shaking her head from left to right making some crazy ass sound like she was having a seizure. Yo after I nutted, I could not get turn on by her no more because that was some crazy sounding shit.
She wanted to get together after that, but I had to Joe Montana her ass.

that's my type of girl,,, got one like that now,,, they get wild when they cum bro,,, that means you did your thing

 

[NightMare Paint]

Re: Things That Happened During SEX That Made YOU Say "WTF!",,,

I was bangin this chic and I asked her was she going to let me get in that ass and she said only way you're going to fuck me in the ass is if I can fuck you in yours. I was like at first but I wanted it so bad so I said yeah but I go first so I do my thing and after I was finished she said now's my turn and she went up under her bed and pulled out a strap-on with what had to be a 16 inch dildo attatched. I damn near shited on myself. I told her hell no I thought you were going to stick your tongue or finger up there, not this shit. What happened next I cant explain but it involved cuffs, a paddle , and me calling her mistress.

 

[mathtest]

Re: Things That Happened During SEX That Made YOU Say "WTF!",,,

I was bangin this chic and I asked her was she going to let me get in that ass and she said only way you're going to fuck me in the ass is if I can fuck you in yours. I was like at first but I wanted it so bad so I said yeah but I go first so I do my thing and after I was finished she said now's my turn and she went up under her bed and pulled out a strap-on with what had to be a 16 inch dildo attatched. I damn near shited on myself. I told her hell no I thought you were going to stick your tongue or finger up there, not this shit. What happened next I cant explain but it involved cuffs, a paddle , and me calling her mistress.

wtf!!!, i dont see 1 sentence in there that could make u spin this in a positive way or clear it up, the more u talked the more u buried yourself, the last sentence implies that you, umm nevermind

 

[RoadRage]

that's my type of girl,,, got one like that now,,, they get wild when they cum bro,,, that means you did your thing

Yo but that woooo wooo wooo sound she was making was crazy as hell, at first I thought she was faking but after a while that bitch started sounding like a fat Klump getting fucked. Shit sounded too retarded lol.

 

[quickflip]

I was bangin this chic and I asked her was she going to let me get in that ass and she said only way you're going to fuck me in the ass is if I can fuck you in yours. I was like at first but I wanted it so bad so I said yeah but I go first so I do my thing and after I was finished she said now's my turn and she went up under her bed and pulled out a strap-on with what had to be a 16 inch dildo attatched. I damn near shited on myself. I told her hell no I thought you were going to stick your tongue or finger up there, not this shit. What happened next I cant explain but it involved cuffs, a paddle , and me calling her mistress.

Smashing this female and she passed gas...short story but man that shit turned me off.. I went soft INSIDE her. Wasnt some simple toot. It was like a sitting on the floor type fart.