The United Missionary Church of BGOL (feel free to add-on)....

[woodchuck]

 

[Coldchi]

this thread....

 

[cashwhisperer]

@fonzerrillii showing up late to service wondering what he missed

 

[Entrepronegro]

If your fat ass did anything slightly aerobic your ragu filled veins and arteries would rupture.

@Quek9 I don't kick my leg up like you, it ain't my style. I ain't no ballerina.

This is you when you get older with your purple shirt on.

 

[fonzerrillii]

@fonzerrillii showing up late to service wondering what he missed

Hahahahaha hahahahaha

What the fuck...

This shit is awesome

And that is the exact face that I had when I saw that you mentioned me in the notifications..

 

[Wobble Wobble]

This thread is hysterical...

 

[illdog]

 

[cashwhisperer]

@shaddyvillethug and crew about to do a quartet number

 

[4 Dimensional]

@fonzerrillii showing up late to service wondering what he missed

 

[mailboxpimp]

If your fat ass did anything slightly aerobic your ragu filled veins and arteries would rupture.

 

[Camille]

@jack walsh13 and his boys explaining to the pastor they don't want to hear about the Lord, they are just there for the bitches, cuz they LOVE bitches.

 

[cashwhisperer]

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@jack walsh13 and his boys explaining to the pastor they don't want to hear about the Lord, they are just there for the bitches, cuz they LOVE bitches.

 

[4 Dimensional]

Pastor @HNIC with @Camille, @cocobeauty, @melonpecan, and @JofromthaNO at the 23rd annual United Missionary church car wash cookout revival.

Paster announces new server. United missionary church members are pleased to see their $20 donation going to use.

S.O.L

 

[ThaBurgerPimp]

Pastor @Black A. Camus delivering a sermon about the issues of trust

 

[cashwhisperer]

Paster announces new server. United missionary church members are pleased to see their $20 donation going to use.

 

[ThaBurgerPimp]

@therealjondoe and his girlfriend getting coffee at the church reception room

 

[Camille]

Women responding when asked by Sister Jones how many of them had been told they were @playahaitian's new church wife.



Reaction at the time from Playahaitian's REAL wife:

 

[Camille]

@SamSneed after he attempted to enter the house of God.

 

[Entrepronegro]

@CoTtOnMoUf old rottin teeth ass

 

[Camille]

The pastor asked people to stand who were struggling with overcoming the desires of the flesh. @LSN sitting back down after realizing he didn't say fleshlight.

 

[Entrepronegro]

@LSN with the shitty hairstyle

 

[melonpecan]

Pastor @HNIC with @Camille, @cocobeauty, @melonpecan, and @JofromthaNO at the 23rd annual United Missionary church car wash cookout revival.

Paster announces new server. United missionary church members are pleased to see their $20 donation going to use.

S.O.L

LOL

Have I been in here? What the devil...

 

[LSN]

@shaddyvillethug and crew about to do a quartet number

noooooooooooooo lmaoooooo...yo how I miss this thread entirely??

 

[LSN]

The pastor asked people to stand who were struggling with overcoming the desires of the flesh. @LSN sitting back down after realizing he didn't say fleshlight.

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lol I can’t see those newborn pics you posting...thanks for @’ing me tho...idk how I missed this thread lol

 

[shaddyvillethug]

@shaddyvillethug and crew about to do a quartet number

Post reported

 

[SamSneed]

@SamSneed after he attempted to enter the house of God.

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Females from my congregation showered me with holy water and all is well

With zod on my side I can do anything

Praise him, what a mighty zod we serve

 

[yureeka9]

@SamSneed after he attempted to enter the house of God.

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[woodchuck]

This thread...

 

[woodchuck]

Pastor @Black A. Camus delivering a sermon about the issues of trust

This one went over some heads.

 

[smoovejazz]

Ningza during offering

I have never seen someone to happy to tithe. Does he know that he's giving his money away?

 

[smoovejazz]

@shaddyvillethug and crew about to do a quartet number

Male praise dancers? What doesn't this church have?

 

[woodchuck]

Guest preacher Bishop Vic Robe explaining how the 7th and 10th Commandments were not meant to be taken literally.

 

[SamSneed]

This one went over some heads.

Outside the church, Ramon’s Uber just pulled up

 

[playahaitian]

Women responding when asked by Sister Jones how many of them had been told they were @playahaitian's new church wife.

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Reaction at the time from Playahaitian's REAL wife:

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/dead

quick story...

Years ago before we were married a co -worker who was under me (no pun intended) met my wife at an office function and began to explain to her how SHE was my office wife.

I cannot explain this to you and nearly 2 decades later I still have no concrete answer.

But that woman was let go 2 weeks later.

 

[4 Dimensional]

Minister @ballscout1 delivering the Easter Day sermon at the United Missionary Church while getting drunk on sonny-kick-mammy moonshine. Deacons @LSN and @ShortyCumStain encourages on.

 

[jack walsh13]

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@jack walsh13 and his boys explaining to the pastor they don't want to hear about the Lord, they are just there for the bitches, cuz they LOVE bitches.

I'd actually say some shit like that too!!!