The United Missionary Church of BGOL (feel free to add-on)....
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@Quek9 I don't kick my leg up like you, it ain't my style. I ain't no ballerina.
This is you when you get older with your purple shirt on.
Hahahahaha hahahahaha
What the fuck...
This shit is awesome
And that is the exact face that I had when I saw that you mentioned me in the notifications..
This thread is hysterical...
@jack walsh13 and his boys explaining to the pastor they don't want to hear about the Lord, they are just there for the bitches, cuz they LOVE bitches.
Pastor @HNIC with @Camille, @cocobeauty, @melonpecan, and @JofromthaNO at the 23rd annual United Missionary church car wash cookout revival.
Paster announces new server. United missionary church members are pleased to see their $20 donation going to use.
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Paster announces new server. United missionary church members are pleased to see their $20 donation going to use.
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Paster announces new server. United missionary church members are pleased to see their $20 donation going to use.
Women responding when asked by Sister Jones how many of them had been told they were @playahaitian's new church wife.
Reaction at the time from Playahaitian's REAL wife:
Reaction at the time from Playahaitian's REAL wife:
Pastor @HNIC with @Camille, @cocobeauty, @melonpecan, and @JofromthaNO at the 23rd annual United Missionary church car wash cookout revival.
Paster announces new server. United missionary church members are pleased to see their $20 donation going to use.
S.O.L
LOL
Have I been in here? What the devil...
noooooooooooooo lmaoooooo...yo how I miss this thread entirely??
lol I can’t see those newborn pics you posting...thanks for @’ing me tho...idk how I missed this thread lol
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Females from my congregation showered me with holy water and all is well
With zod on my side I can do anything
Praise him, what a mighty zod we serve
This one went over some heads.
I have never seen someone to happy to tithe. Does he know that he's giving his money away?
Male praise dancers? What doesn't this church have?
Outside the church, Ramon’s Uber just pulled upThis one went over some heads.
/dead
quick story...
Years ago before we were married a co -worker who was under me (no pun intended) met my wife at an office function and began to explain to her how SHE was my office wife.
I cannot explain this to you and nearly 2 decades later I still have no concrete answer.
But that woman was let go 2 weeks later.
Minister @ballscout1 delivering the Easter Day sermon at the United Missionary Church while getting drunk on sonny-kick-mammy moonshine. Deacons @LSN and @ShortyCumStain encourages on.
