Make a Contribution to Remove NSFW Ads

The Good Wife's Guide To Marriage

yourreplacement

yourreplacement

Rising Star
OG Investor
Page from a Housekeeping Monthly Magazine circa 1955.

I don't know whether to be like :eek: or :smh: or :hmm:

But for the strangest reason I feel like :yes: :dance: :cool: and :wepraise:


Click the Pic



 
yourreplacement said:
Page from a Housekeeping Monthly Magazine circa 1955.

I don't know whether to be like :eek: or :smh: or :hmm:

But for the strangest reason I feel like :yes: :dance: :cool: and :wepraise:


Click the Pic



Click to expand...

thatisexcellent3im.jpg
 
This from filthyfresh on UPA

Ladies, do you want to be wifey? Do you want to possess the skills that keep a nigga coming back for more? Then pay attention. Get your Handy Dandy Notebook or whatever you write with and let's get it going. I'll add more as I go along. Fellas, if you have anythign to add, PM me and I'll paraphrase it for you and add it in.



filthyFRESH's Rules For Relationships/Marriage


- Cook a meal before your man comes home. Make his favorite meal or try something new. If your ass can't cook, you better learn. Watch Food Network or something. Get it together.

- See something that you think would look good on your man? Cop it for him every once in a while. Gotta break some bread if you wanna get some in return.

- Let your man watch the game. Alone. If you do decide to join him either (a) shut the f*ck up, (b) watch the game and cheer for your fave team [if you have one], (c) give him some head during the commercial break and see if you can make him bust before the game comes back on.

- Do NOT deny your man sex. Even if you don't feel like it. [Personally, I feel like it all the time so this ain't an issue for me. LOL.] He will find another b*tch to fulfill his wants and needs so get your freak game up.

- Be willing to try new things. If he wants to go to a different restaurant, go. If he wants to go skydiving, tell that nigga you'll see him when he land. LOL. But at least get on the plane with him.

- Be thorough. Don't be no weak minded female. A king needs a queen to lead by his side. Notice I said, "by his side". This means you are NOT the leader. Tough sh*t, but that's how it is.

- Bring something to the table besides your appetite. If you work at the Gap, bring home some khakis or something. Show your worth.

- Keep your self looking good. Work out, be active. Don't be that lazy b*tch you see on Maury wondering why her man's f*cking the 17 year old babysitter. It's not a good look.

- Do NOT tell a grown ass man what he can and can't do. If he wants to go out, don't put up no fight. He'll look at you like "Huh?" but trust me, if he's a real man he won't act retarded when he get out the house. Locking a man in the house is gonna make him act worse when he gets out. So don't be that chick that never lets her man go anywhere. Remember you can't "let" him do sh*t. He's grown and he's gonna do what he wants to do. If he lives at the club then clearly he's not only your man, he's someone else's too. Charge him to the game.

- Do NOT be all in a man's face when he comes home from work. Say hi, and keep it moving. Let that nigga know where dinner is and disappear. Let him catch his breath. Think of it like this, would you want to come home and find someone getting all in your face like a wound up puppy? No. So back the f*ck up and give a nigga 3 feet.

- Give back massages, foot massages (if his feet ain't crusty, if they are, do them in the shower), etc. Help your man to relax.

- Do NOT be afraid of oral sex. It's a good thing. And please don't spit out the cum. It's just rude. It ruins the moment. Just swallow the sh*t. There's sperm in pre-cum, which you're swallowing when you're sucking dick anyway. So by the time he busts a nut, you've already swallowed half his kids. Just take it like a shot of tequila and suck it up. Be a woman about it. Sh*t. If you don't like the way it tastes, throw some toppings on the sh*t and swallow it anyway. Oh yeah, play with/lick/suck on the balls. It'll drive a nigga crazy.

- Be a queen in public. Be a lady in the streets, none of that making a scene sh*t. Save the drama for when you get home. Speak the King's English. You can't be a hoodrat up in Salvatore Ferragamo. It's not what's happening. Leave the hood in the hood.

- Show respect to his family, even if they're trifling towards you. You have to just suck it up, because they'll still be there while your ass is gone. They may hate you but they can't say you were rude. They may say, "I don't like that bitch but she is respectful and nice."
 
:lol::lol::lol:

THIS SHIT IS FOUL

HOWEVER.........
IF SHIT WAS STILL LIKE THAT
THE WORLD WOULD NOT HAVE A LOT OF THE PROBLEMS IT DOES
WHEN SHIT WAS LIKE THAT LIFE WAS ALOT SIMPLER AND PEOPLE
HAD WAAAAY MORE RESPECT FOR EACH OTHER.

EVEN THOUGH THE SHIT SEEMS UNFAIR
MEN HAD MORE MORALS AND TOOK CARE OF HOME
AND WOMEN HAD MORE MORALS
THEY DIDNT TRY TO COMPETE WITH THEYRE MEN
FOR THE HEAD OF THE HOUSEHOLD.
 
Yall gotta realize though, you were the breadwinner back then. If you make enough cheese to have your wife at home doing this stuff, then thats fine. But if youre making less than 80k per year, you cant say shit, cuz thats the minimum that it would take to support a wife and 2 kids.
 
If a man made enough so that his wife could stay at home HE SHOULD EXPECT NOTHING LESS!




But most men don't so most men can't make such demands on their significant other.



I could go into detail on how the powers that be over the last fifty years turned the United States into a state of indentured servants by all but eliminating the possiblity for the common citizen to have a single income family but I won't because I don't want to wake Colin...




But seriously, if you have the means, EXPECT NOTHING LESS FROM YOUR WOMAN!



*two cents*
 
TRUFICTION said:
:lol::lol::lol:

THIS SHIT IS FOUL

HOWEVER.........
IF SHIT WAS STILL LIKE THAT
THE WORLD WOULD NOT HAVE A LOT OF THE PROBLEMS IT DOES
WHEN SHIT WAS LIKE THAT LIFE WAS ALOT SIMPLER AND PEOPLE
HAD WAAAAY MORE RESPECT FOR EACH OTHER.

EVEN THOUGH THE SHIT SEEMS UNFAIR
MEN HAD MORE MORALS AND TOOK CARE OF HOME
AND WOMEN HAD MORE MORALS
THEY DIDNT TRY TO COMPETE WITH THEYRE MEN
FOR THE HEAD OF THE HOUSEHOLD.
Click to expand...


--------------close thread
 
Fuck all that. Swallow the babies on the regular and he will never complain. Hell, he might even let you cheat once in a while as long as you're swallowing the baby batter every chance you get.
 

Make a Contribution to Remove NSFW Ads
You must log in or register to reply here.

Similar threads

cashwhisperer
Why is jumping over a broom not considered an official marriage?
Replies
18
Views
714
donwuan
donwuan
BlackGoku
Reading articles and thinking about how BGOL will respond..lol
Replies
15
Views
726
Helico-pterFunk
Helico-pterFunk
mailboxpimp
Side Hustle Helper: 2023 Social Media Editorial Calendar for Your Small Business, Freelance Client or Personal Brand Yearly & monthly
Replies
1
Views
316
trappstarr82
trappstarr82
lightbright
TEXAS law gets put to the test- A Texas man sues ex-wife's friends for allegedly helping her get abortion pills
Replies
4
Views
300
Ceenote
C
jawnswoop
Lizzo Has Perfect Response To Kanye West’s ‘Unhealthy’ Weight Comment
4 5 6
Replies
204
Views
7K
jawnswoop
jawnswoop
Back
Top