I would have rather had that skinny Asian Bitch than the Fat Asian bitch.
I bet Finn will be simping for Rose if he sees her wearing something like this lol

I would have rather had that skinny Asian Bitch than the Fat Asian bitch.
I bet Finn will be simping for Rose if he sees her wearing something like this lol
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This movie was executed perfectly.
Rey & Ren are balancing the forces. Confronting their weak force is essential to their growth beyond past Jedi / sith.
They are moving away from the religion of the Jedi and sith, the master of weaponry and lightsabers to the mastery of the force. The religion / lore pitch each on a side that they can not move from. Accepting the focus and mastering it allows them to embrace both sides.
She is not the daughter of “nobodies”. She is his sister. Finn is her half brother. Ren rescued them from Luke’s school before it burned. Luke and Ren have realized that they must destroy the religious aspect of the orders. It’s fanaticizes and pollutes the force creating cyclical war. The past master focused on skills rather than balance. The new masters will forgo the skills like sabers and truely master the force.
Luke, Ben, yoda, and anikin will train and are guiding Rey. Ren is being trained through Rey as a proxy for Luke.
Kinda like a Sith vs jedi version ofIt could also open up endless possibilities in the next film. Maybe Snoke comes back, which is how it’s revealed to the audience, and he and Luke do have the battle that most were gearing up for; just in the ethereal realm. Again, interesting theory. We shall see.
My 2nd and 3rd viewing really helped me appreciate the nuances of the movie, even the casino scenes.I've been re-watching this at home and (to me) it plays a lot better at the house. Maybe because I was tired when I went to see it and nodded off in theater several times. lol
Huge Star Wars fan, but this is the very first film that I have zero desire to see again in theaters. It was entertaining and there were some clap moments (like Luke dusting his shoulder off), but overall I have to say it was a letdown. Rey's Mary Sue-isms CONTINUE TO BE THE BIGGEST HINDRANCE to my enjoyment of the plot. So she's just going to be the most incredible and powerful Jedi of all time without an ounce of proper training? NOT AN OUNCE. Self taught force user after a handful of tips, capable of levitating an entire rock slide without any struggle. For goodness' sake, they showed Luke's X-Wing in the water, at least have a sequence with him teaching her to lift it, so that there is a payoff when she lifts the rocks at the end of the movie. Even worse is the fact that Rey wields lightsabers and goes toe to toe with anyone in the galaxy without ANY instruction. She doesn't even farm for kyber crystals and construct her own lightsaber. She just uses Luke's old lost one, which by the way they still NEVER explained how it got from Cloud City to Maz Kanata.
And while it was a nice sequence and a good use of Yoda's force ghost, NO the burn the old, prepare for the new way of the Jedi concept doesn't explain away everything I was just ranting about. It's plot hole filled lazy story writing. Oh, but wait, Rey took the Jedi texts with her, so I guess she is going to train herself, akin to Daniel LaRusso trying to teach himself Karate from a book. If in episode 9, it turns out that they have Luke's force ghost train her, that will again be short shrift, and lazy writing. What exactly can Luke's force ghost accomplish that Luke alive could not? Which brings me to my second largest issue with this film, the way they ended Luke's story. I get it and even bought the fact Luke wants to die, but to have him go out the way that he did seemed like it was at best; a cheap attempt to tug the heartstrings with the loss of one of our favorite characters, or at worst; a disrespectful out with the old, in with the new transition for the sake of moving the universe forward.
Yoda stated that Luke must teach Rey about failure, but how is he supposed to do that when he's 1. Dead, and 2. Rey has literally never failed at a single force related activity? And if they expect us to count her inability to turn Kylo as a failure, then that is again, lazy writing. Also, what was the deal with Snoke? We won't even get into his terrible CGI. But as a character, he's this uber-powerful Sith that we were never properly introduced to, or given a backstory on. He's just there, and then he's not. Despite his ability to literally toss Rey around the room with his index finger, and manipulate both Kylo and Rey's minds from across the galaxy. While I get that what happened to him was completely in line with the mythos, i.e. the rule of two and how the apprentice is secretly always looking to overthrow the master, particularly once they've identified their own apprentice (which Kylo thought he had in Rey); that moment was neither a surprise, nor did it seem earned by the plot that they'd given us to that point.
My third major gripe with the film is their handling of Finn's storyline. They've completely taken one of the brightest stars in TFA and shifted him to the C plot. And a meaningless C plot at that. He accomplishes NOTHING. He would have been more incremental to the storyline at this point, if they had let him finish the suicide mission, and that had bought time for the rebels to get away. I would have been very pissed that they killed him, but it would have made more sense than just having him bumble around like "Hey guys, I'm still a character in this thing, so I have to do something." It's to John Boyega's charisma, credit, and acting credentials that we are able to see any character development with the plot that they've given him. He could have been a part of the foundation for the continuing Jedi order, if they had just went with the force sensitive angle. Instead we get what amounts to a glorified extra, suddenly thrust into a lazy love triangle. Oh, and some random child laborer doing his best Turbo sweeps the sidewalk impression, as an insight into the potential future of the force.
Again this movie wasn't terrible, but it wasn't that great, especially with what came before it. I see a lot of people already gushing about how awesome this movie was, and those are some of the same people that berated JL up and down for what they considered to be plot holes, and the movie forcing you to connect too many dots from logic or your outside knowledge. TFA is guilty of the same thing to a comparable degree, and it didn't have an hour shaved off of it's runtime. I guess it really comes down to your fandom, with regards to how much movie malarkey you are willing to let slide. Again, I'm a fan, but this movie required us to fill in holes that shouldn't exist, and assumed moments and plot beats that it didn't earn. This just shouldn't happen to a franchise like Star Wars, NINE MOVIES into the universe.
Lastly, the comedy. I'm aware that Star Wars always has comedy, but it was too much in this film. It was approaching Thor Ragnarok levels of incompatibility. It was a Rogue One/ Empire Strikes back level story (good guys getting trounced more or less), with Return of the Jedi level comedy. I will eventually watch it again, and own it like all of the other SW films, but I found it to be a disappointment, overall.
came here to say all this movie was aightGreat breakdown and I pretty much cosign every point you made. I just want to add what makes this movie even more frustrating and annoying... especially regarding Reys "Mary Sue-ism", is unlike every other StarWars Film is this one takes place right after the events of the previous film. There isnt years in between like the other films. So Rey is still a complete force novice kicking all type of Force ass...smh .
They also spent alot of time with the Female general who stepped up after Lea and for what? She had nothing to do with the overall plot going forward. That was valuable time that could have been used to develop characters we are supposed to care about. Seems like her whole purpose as a character was to put Poe in his place.
Because..... STAR WARS.Finally,got around to seeing it. How the hell this movie made a lot of money because the movie was pure garbage.
This had me
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Considering The Rise of Skywalker is concluding the nine-episode spanning Skywalker saga, perhaps a similar battle with characters from across the franchise altogether is what’s planned.Is that the ghost to the right of the falcon? pic.twitter.com/fg17iiUM6G
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