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The Sour Bitch is typically this here:
1. A Bitch usually about 30+ in age
2. Been through some wild shit with at least 3 or 4 Niggas
3. Tha Bitch usually has a seed or two from tha previous Niggas
5. Tha Bitch is usually past her glory days meaning, she just ain’t as fly as she usta be. (i.e. That mileage is kinda showin up in tha face, weight issues like 15 to 30 pounds overweight etc.)
6. Tha Bitch has major issues with one or all of her babydaddys
7. Tha Bitch is almost perpetually unhappy because of tha unavailability of Qualified Niggas for her (i.e. Niggas with jobs, No babymama issues, Niggas with Autonomy, Niggas with her level of intelligence, Niggas that comply with her bullshit)
8. Tha Bitch is almost always irritated
11. Tha Bitch usually begins to shy away from tha Club scene because of tha futility of competing with younger bitches that aren’t sour yet.
12. Sour Bitches usually form Sour Bitch support Groups with otha Sour Bitches. Tha Sour Bitches usually cry on each othas shoulders and bemoan tha Niggas responsible for their Sour Bitch condition. Then tha Sour Bitch use tha information they’ve gained from each otha to talk shit about each otha.
Source
Topmacknigga.blogspot.com
if youre going to write all that shit at least be attractive
shes lonely and heartbroken
and it shows
the way she carried on about a niggah that dropped her ass speaks volumes too
shes living in the past waiting for him to come back
dummy
when her girlfirends find a man, theyll drop her in heartbeat
ive seen it a thousand times.....then theyll try to ruin her relationship
bitter women, just laugh at them fellas
My wife has a homegirl that looks like pre-gastric bypass Star Jones with no makeup, no weave and a bad case of acne and she has a list TWICE the size of this broad's list. Bitch will sit there for an hour explaining all the shit she requires in a man and I'm sitting there like . I told my wife that I hate to be cruel but a fat, broke, bald, ugly chick with a bad attitude and skin like a rhino with eczema is NOT gonna pull a man, EVER and that she didn't choose to be single, every other nigga on the planet did that for her. Wifey just laughed and had to agree.
My boy was in town one time when she was over and that cat told me she offered him head while we were in the other room and he politely declined, went in the guest room and locked the door.
This bitch dated a BLIND dude at one point and dude clowned her and told me he could FEEL shit wasn't right. She brings this dude to the crib and me and dude sit in my office for an hour while this dude clowns his girl talking about "I only been blind for like 5 years, I remember what ugly looks like". I was like
My wife said all she heard was my ass screamin' laughin' the entire time her and old girl are talking downstairs. Me and the blind cat are still cool to this day after that shit.
THATS JUST SAD
Blackgirlinthecity said:I'm single cause there's too many fine-ass sweet Georgia peaches in ATL that ain't bringing all that wanna-be TV character drama, and PLUS they dont look like someone spraypainted a Brown V for Vendetta mask...
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what part about that was asking for too much?
You can THINK all that shit or instinctively know what you want, but when you start writing Unibomber-style manifestos about it...
My boy was in town one time when she was over and that cat told me she offered him head while we were in the other room and he politely declined, went in the guest room and locked the door.
This bitch dated a BLIND dude at one point and dude clowned her and told me he could FEEL shit wasn't right. She brings this dude to the crib and me and dude sit in my office for an hour while this dude clowns his girl talking about "I only been blind for like 5 years, I remember what ugly looks like". I was like
My wife said all she heard was my ass screamin' laughin' the entire time her and old girl are talking downstairs. Me and the blind cat are still cool to this day after that shit.
The Sour Bitch is typically this here:
1. A Bitch usually about 30+ in age
2. Been through some wild shit with at least 3 or 4 Niggas
3. Tha Bitch usually has a seed or two from tha previous Niggas
5. Tha Bitch is usually past her glory days meaning, she just ain’t as fly as she usta be. (i.e. That mileage is kinda showin up in tha face, weight issues like 15 to 30 pounds overweight etc.)
6. Tha Bitch has major issues with one or all of her babydaddys
7. Tha Bitch is almost perpetually unhappy because of tha unavailability of Qualified Niggas for her (i.e. Niggas with jobs, No babymama issues, Niggas with Autonomy, Niggas with her level of intelligence, Niggas that comply with her bullshit)
8. Tha Bitch is almost always irritated
11. Tha Bitch usually begins to shy away from tha Club scene because of tha futility of competing with younger bitches that aren’t sour yet.
12. Sour Bitches usually form Sour Bitch support Groups with otha Sour Bitches. Tha Sour Bitches usually cry on each othas shoulders and bemoan tha Niggas responsible for their Sour Bitch condition. Then tha Sour Bitch use tha information they’ve gained from each otha to talk shit about each otha.
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THIS THE FUNNIEST SHIT I READ IN A MIN. BITCH I ONLY BEEN BLIND 5 YRS, SHE GOIN AFTER BLIND NIGGAS NOW,WTFOriginally Posted by Zero View Post
My wife has a homegirl that looks like pre-gastric bypass Star Jones with no makeup, no weave and a bad case of acne and she has a list TWICE the size of this broad's list. Bitch will sit there for an hour explaining all the shit she requires in a man and I'm sitting there like . I told my wife that I hate to be cruel but a fat, broke, bald, ugly chick with a bad attitude and skin like a rhino with eczema is NOT gonna pull a man, EVER and that she didn't choose to be single, every other nigga on the planet did that for her. Wifey just laughed and had to agree.
My boy was in town one time when she was over and that cat told me she offered him head while we were in the other room and he politely declined, went in the guest room and locked the door.
This bitch dated a BLIND dude at one point and dude clowned her and told me he could FEEL shit wasn't right. She brings this dude to the crib and me and dude sit in my office for an hour while this dude clowns his girl talking about "I only been blind for like 5 years, I remember what ugly looks like". I was like
My wife said all she heard was my ass screamin' laughin' the entire time her and old girl are talking downstairs. Me and the blind cat are still cool to this day after that shit.
trust me im not trying to be combative...just trying to understand yall's perspective
so the problem is that she put it in writing? or maybe it was the way she wrote it...it did seem somewhat condescending
trust me im not trying to be combative...just trying to understand yall's perspective
so the problem is that she put it in writing? or maybe it was the way she wrote it...it did seem somewhat condescending
Doo Doo Brown said:I have a 6 year old son who soaks up everything like a sponge and I haven’t met too many men who would leave an impression on him I would be proud of.
Doo Doo Brown said:I am single because I’m attracted to the hip hop culture and sometimes shy away from everything else. I should keep my options open, but I’m addicted to swagger, its not my fault.
Doo Doo Brown said:I am single because I am a “single black female addicted to retail” and when the going gets tough, I spend my money on very expensive jeans or a fabulous new designer hand bag.
Doo Doo Brown said:I am single because the one guy who captured my heart, happens to be a lil busy taking over the world, managing a multi-platinum artist and running a successful record label, timing is everything… and it wasn’t our time.
how is it sad? im trying to understand what exactly the issue is
are her demands unrealistic?
her expectations too high?
is she being selfish?
im trying to understand what u all see as the problem
trust me im not trying to be combative...just trying to understand yall's perspective
so the problem is that she put it in writing? or maybe it was the way she wrote it...it did seem somewhat condescending
I am single because the one guy who captured my heart, happens to be a lil busy taking over the world, managing a multi-platinum artist and running a successful record label, timing is everything… and it wasn’t our time. I fell in love with his work ethic, so I could never stand in the way of his grind. I watch from afar in amazement at his growth. Proud of everything he has accomplished and who he has become. I fall back easily, knowing you win some and you lose some… And if you’re lucky, you remain friends for a lifetime, which means… you never really lost.
If you read her post you can see she is nothing but a headache. She claims to want a real man who leads, but no man that leads will put up with her, ya dig?
She is an average looking woman at best trying to 'flaunt' her successes. Red Flag, Red Flag!!!
Women like her do not need 'real men' for relationships. They sleep with 'real men' that turn them on and marry simps. She will marry a man 20 years her senior and be fucking her trainer. I see women like this all the time.
trust me im not trying to be combative...just trying to understand yall's perspective
so the problem is that she put it in writing? or maybe it was the way she wrote it...it did seem somewhat condescending
She is single cause she has noassatall syndrome.
Naw, seriously, who the fuck is gonna put up with all that shit for that??????
And it is a depreciating asset, women don't look better with time. Fuckoutta here!!!!!! Broad trying to sell me chewed up chicken wings claiming it is filet mignon.
My wife has a homegirl that looks like pre-gastric bypass Star Jones with no makeup, no weave and a bad case of acne and she has a list TWICE the size of this broad's list. Bitch will sit there for an hour explaining all the shit she requires in a man and I'm sitting there like . I told my wife that I hate to be cruel but a fat, broke, bald, ugly chick with a bad attitude and skin like a rhino with eczema is NOT gonna pull a man, EVER and that she didn't choose to be single, every other nigga on the planet did that for her. Wifey just laughed and had to agree.
My boy was in town one time when she was over and that cat told me she offered him head while we were in the other room and he politely declined, went in the guest room and locked the door.
This bitch dated a BLIND dude at one point and dude clowned her and told me he could FEEL shit wasn't right. She brings this dude to the crib and me and dude sit in my office for an hour while this dude clowns his girl talking about "I only been blind for like 5 years, I remember what ugly looks like". I was like
My wife said all she heard was my ass screamin' laughin' the entire time her and old girl are talking downstairs. Me and the blind cat are still cool to this day after that shit.
My wife has a homegirl that looks like pre-gastric bypass Star Jones with no makeup, no weave and a bad case of acne and she has a list TWICE the size of this broad's list. Bitch will sit there for an hour explaining all the shit she requires in a man and I'm sitting there like . I told my wife that I hate to be cruel but a fat, broke, bald, ugly chick with a bad attitude and skin like a rhino with eczema is NOT gonna pull a man, EVER and that she didn't choose to be single, every other nigga on the planet did that for her. Wifey just laughed and had to agree.
My boy was in town one time when she was over and that cat told me she offered him head while we were in the other room and he politely declined, went in the guest room and locked the door.
This bitch dated a BLIND dude at one point and dude clowned her and told me he could FEEL shit wasn't right. She brings this dude to the crib and me and dude sit in my office for an hour while this dude clowns his girl talking about "I only been blind for like 5 years, I remember what ugly looks like". I was like
My wife said all she heard was my ass screamin' laughin' the entire time her and old girl are talking downstairs. Me and the blind cat are still cool to this day after that shit.
.......and so she shall remain.She's single...from all the reason's she list sounds like she chooses to be single.
I wonder if this was written by the same Nina Brown from v-103 morning show in ATL? She's single, is a morning show producer...prolly gets up at 3:30am, like she states in her rant. deals with hiphop artists all the time, very opinionated....hmmmmm..sounds like a match to me...BGOL CSI, where ya at?
I say to each his or her own...but if you read between the lines...you don't have to interpret much, she has some issues.
My boy was in town one time when she was over and that cat told me she offered him head while we were in the other room and he politely declined, went in the guest room and locked the door.
This bitch dated a BLIND dude at one point and dude clowned her and told me he could FEEL shit wasn't right. She brings this dude to the crib and me and dude sit in my office for an hour while this dude clowns his girl talking about "I only been blind for like 5 years, I remember what ugly looks like". I was like