"Shit rags"... Please everybody tap in on this fucking poll

[sammyjax]

It’s a shit rag life for us

It’s a shit rag life for us

bootie tooted, we get sprayed

bootie tooted, we get sprayed

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[DJCandle]

Do you stand up, duck walk to the sink …

 

[Mrfreddygoodbud]

Multiple threads already on showering and washing ass. Why are you niggaa so infatuated with another man's hygiene habits

multiple threads on washing ass, and you STILL dont

wash yours..

ol nasty filthy ass....

always worried bout the next knigga...

find you a life son!!

 

[jack walsh13]

The whole joint probably is

I just got the the attachment joint

Oh I didn't even know you could get it like that

 

[Soul On Ice]

So that's why yalls houses always smelt like chitlins was cooking on the stove even those there was no shitlins cooking on the stove?

 

[sammyjax]

So that's why yalls houses always smelt like chitlins was cooking on the stove even those there was no shitlins cooking on the stove?

They might be immigrants

 

[RUDY RAYYY MO]

I litterly was crying from laughter

I’m dead@ squirt

multiple threads on washing ass, and you STILL dont

wash yours..

ol nasty filthy ass....

always worried bout the next knigga...

find you a life son!!

You're enjoying yourself here huh. Ya mad cause I interrupted your man ass conversation

 

[LordSinister]

I know cuzz accidentally bust one in the shit rag by mistake. Cat just Zod himself on a technicality.

 

[SamSneed]

I know cuzz accidentally bust one in the shit rag by mistake. Cat just Zod himself on a technicality.

That’s not grace nigga

 

[papi68]

Rag life across the belly

A nigga shit already

Shit Rag. Freestyle over Niggadamus dope beat

I don’t mean to boast
I don’t mean to brag
But if your drawls are dark like toast
You need a shit rag

dirt bag Fur bag don’t smell bad
Say shit rag
I’m gonna complicate this
Not for your esophagus

I got rag life tatted
Where no one can see
I got another shit rag
Tatted on my body

machavelli bars
Of soap don’t drop the rope
There’s hope in dope
And a shit rag

 

[papi68]

I know cuzz accidentally bust one in the shit rag by mistake. Cat just Zod himself on a technicality.

NO

NO


No
No
No

self Zod is a bannable offense!

not like this
Zod is truly evil

 

[sammyjax]

Shit Rag. Freestyle over Niggadamus dope beat

I don’t mean to boast
I don’t mean to brag
But if your drawls are dark like toast
You need a shit rag

dirt bag Fur bag don’t smell bad
Say shit rag
I’m gonna complicate this
Not for your esophagus

I got rag life tatted
Where no one can see
I got another shit rag
Tatted on my body

machavelli bars
Of soap don’t drop the rope
There’s hope in dope
And a shit rag

THAT'S WHAT YOU CALL MUTHAFUCKIN LOGS NIGGA!

 

[tallblacknyc]

It's like two of the worst words to put together.

And to say that's how one was raised indicates instruction. It's wild af thinking about a lil nigga moms telling him "okay son, then you take your shit rag and..."

The grown men called it the shit rag cause we were straight forward.. others would probably say go wet a rag., but I grew up saying straight forward things..so shit rag was the term we used

 

[tallblacknyc]

Ok.. serious questions about the process. So you first wipe with tp and get most of the dookey wiped up and then you use a shit rag.
Do you wet the shitrag while taking a shit?
What if the sink is across the bathroom?
Do you stand up, duck walk to the sink and wet the shit rag and then duck walk back to the toilet and sit down and clean your ass?
Do you put soap on the shitrag? And if you do, do you then use another shitrag to wash the soap residue up or do you just leave the soap residue?
And when you say you clean the shitrag after....do you mean you go to the same sink you wash your hands in and brush your teeth over and wash any remnants of shit off the shitrag down the sink?
Do you dip your hands in bleach after using them to clean shit from the shitrag?
How clean do you get the shitrag over the sink before putting in the hamper?
I sometimes go for 2 or 3 weeks without having to wash....does the bathroom take on a faint smell of shit emanating from the shitrags in the hamper?
Do you put the shitrags in the same hamper as your dry cleaning?

I’ve already explained the process earlier in this thread all you have to do is read it

 

[tallblacknyc]

Before the advent of wipes i'd take a dump before a shower. If showering wasnt convenient i'd wash my butt.

But i didnt share the washcloth with my family members

I'd toss the it in the hamper.

As far as i know they never knew.

This is basically what I’m saying

i come from a straight forward family so they probably never heard the term shit rag.. it’s what we said.. when talking around other dudes we called it the shitrag.. like we would use the term nutrag after you fuck a bitch you go get a wash rag and clean yourself off..just like after sex piss

 

[tallblacknyc]

Yep I rather that..than have a toilet piss in my ass.. nigs feeling toilet water pressure in their butt talking about refreshing

 

[SamSneed]

NO

NO


No
No
No

self Zod is a bannable offense!

not like this
Zod is truly evil

Y’all niggas throwin shit rags on the god

not cool

 

[tallblacknyc]

So that's why yalls houses always smelt like chitlins was cooking on the stove even those there was no shitlins cooking on the stove?

House always smelled good, didn’t have skid marks, and always felt clean after a number 2

was your nickname spots or skid row growing up?

 

[sammyjax]

The grown men called it the shit rag cause we were straight forward.. others would probably say go wet a rag., but I grew up saying straight forward things..so shit rag was the term we used

Fascinating.

 

[sammyjax]

Yep I rather that..than have a toilet piss in my ass.. nigs feeling toilet water pressure in their butt talking about refreshing

I feel like trying to villify the bidet isn't working. Hella niggas got em on here and half the world uses them joints. Why does the bidet upset you so? It's making you say gay stuff.

 

[tallblacknyc]

Fascinating.

I’ve already said my family was straight forward..like if you were a 10-12 yrs old in my family.. the grown men would say show him the pictures .. which is when all the uncles , older cousins would show you the portfolio of nude pics of bitches they fucked..inspiration

or pass them the box of pornos.. where you might get tapes of porn

 

[sammyjax]

I’ve already said my family was straight forward..like if you were a 10-12 yrs old in my family.. the grown men would say show him the pictures .. which is when all the uncles , older cousins would show you the portfolio of nude pics of bitches they fucked..inspiration

or pass them the box of pornos.. where you might get tapes of porn

Cool stuff

 

[SamSneed]

I’ve already said my family was straight forward..like if you were a 10-12 yrs old in my family.. the grown men would say show him the pictures .. which is when all the uncles , older cousins would show you the portfolio of nude pics of bitches they fucked..inspiration

or pass them the box of pornos.. where you might get tapes of porn

Damn lol

 

[tallblacknyc]

I feel like trying to villify the bidet isn't working. Hella niggas got em on here and half the world uses them joints. Why does the bidet upset you so? It's making you say gay stuff.

Why does it upset you if I crack jokes.. ya crack jokes so I’m doing the same.. if half the world grew up on shit rags and a bidet was the unorthodox contraption it would probably be the same response..just jokes relax

 

[sammyjax]

Why does it upset you if I crack jokes.. ya crack jokes so I’m doing the same.. if half the world grew up on shit rags and a bidet was the unorthodox contraption it would probably be the same response

Got it

 

[tallblacknyc]

Cool stuff

Yeah like all that sneaking around fucking broads wasn’t something I grew up with..my moms knew I was fucking at an early age so here’s a bunch of rubbers and go utilize the living room ..just don’t be wildin out in front of the lil sis..my mom would even make jokes like I heard the “extra foot steps walking in the house with you last night”… extra footsteps meant bringing in a chick

 

[ZuluSam]

I’ve already explained the process earlier in this thread all you have to do is read it

I read the whole thread and it got me busting up....but I was just curious and the process did not answer the questions posed...but no biggie...just curious.

Yep I rather that..than have a toilet piss in my ass.. nigs feeling toilet water pressure in their butt talking about refreshing

That is not how a bidet works....the water is fresh, clean water, not water from the toilet bowl. It also can be adjusted for hot and cold like taking a shower.

 

[sammyjax]

Yeah like all that sneaking around fucking broads wasn’t something I grew up with..my moms knew I was fucking at an early age so here’s a bunch of rubbers and go utilize the living room ..just don’t be wildin out in front of the lil sis..my mom would even make jokes like I heard the “extra foot steps walking in the house with you last night”… extra footsteps meant bringing in a chick

Classic case

We closing loops in here today

Changing lives

 

[tallblacknyc]

Classic case

We closing loops in here today

Changing lives

Lol.. like I say this aint a care bear world full of fake cartoon shit be straight forward with people especially your kids/ younger siblings/ the youth.. I could go all day about certain straight forward subject matters that were pushed into my brain. Just like the truth about white people.. as my family would say the real reason why white people don’t want to live near us is cause they don’t want you to see how they really live.. or as my mother would say the white man hated ya( specifically black men) ever since ya got off them boats naked and their white women couldn’t stop staring at ya.. the media hates on the black man cause they trying to convince the white woman to stay away from ya

 

[sammyjax]

Lol.. like I say this aint a care bear world full of fake cartoon shit be straight forward with people especially your kids/ younger siblings/ the youth.. I could go all day about certain straight forward subject matters that were pushed into my brain. Just like the truth about white people.. as my family would say the real reason why white people don’t want to live near us is cause they don’t want you to see how they really live.. or as my mother would say the white man hated ya( specifically black men) ever since ya got off them boats naked and their white women couldn’t stop staring at ya.. the media hates on the black man cause they trying to convince the white woman to stay away from ya

Well I agree w the original source of the white man's ire

I'm pretty sure you was abused though fambam

 

[mcguyver]

Old niggas beefin

About literally anything.


I love this board.

 

[Database Error]

It's funny we actually have a fellow bidets to clean the baby's cloth diapers. Tallblacknyc they don't hurt nobody.

 

[mcguyver]

Moms kept one of these in every bathroom at home growing up. She was big into Islam and hung around alotta Muslims growing up so this was normal practice for us. Later I found out most regular kids didn’t have these in their homes. I always wondered how folks cleaned up afterwards.

I guess shit rags can work too. Better than nothing.

Lmao at y'all watering your ass like plants.

 

[Dr. Truth]

cloth diapers!?!?!?!? SON

 

[DJCandle]

Lmao at y'all watering your ass like plants.

I bet you these plant asses ain’t have dookey crust in em like most kids here lmao

 

[Dr. Truth]

I just want to reiterate that attractive Asian hoes asses have no smell at all. RAW

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[papi68]

hopefully, CNN reviews shit rags next. We may have to jump on this phenomenon.

Best bidet of 2022 | CNN Underscored

We tested 18 bidets over three months to find the very best. Here are four we love

www.cnn.com

 

[papi68]

I googled shit rags. Not much came up but I found something.