"Shit rags"... Please everybody tap in on this fucking poll

[sammyjax]

Those fuckin squrt toilets expensive as a muthafucka aren't they?

The whole joint probably is

I just got the the attachment joint

 

[Dr. Truth]

Crip walk on a bitch

the shield of zoooood

I can’t be in this thread no more I’m out. Lmfaooooo

 

[ShortyCumStain]

Baby wipes at work, we got that super flush pressure, fuck them pipes

Man, them work commodes got that good, scrawng peesshuh.

 

[sammyjax]

I can’t be in this thread no more I’m out. Lmfaooooo

Nigga.

Shit rags.

 

[sammyjax]

Man, them work commodes got that good, scrawng peesshuh.

Sound like a airplane

 

[BigDaddyBuk]

Before the advent of wipes i'd take a dump before a shower. If showering wasnt convenient i'd wash my butt.

But i didnt share the washcloth with my family members

I'd toss the it in the hamper.

As far as i know they never knew.

 

[ShortyCumStain]

Sound like a airplane

That big whoosh sound.

 

[RUDY RAYYY MO]

Multiple threads already on showering and washing ass. Why are you niggaa so infatuated with another man's hygiene habits

 

[N*E*R*D]

Gotdamn, you went all out

I just got the attachment, was probably $60-75

Look up some YouTube reviews on it. Bitch is nice. Has the feminine wash for the wife too. Only thing I don't like is that it doesn't have user presets

 

[sammyjax]

Multiple threads already on showering and washing ass. Why are you niggaa so infatuated with another man's hygiene habits

Nigga shut cho lame ass up

 

[sammyjax]

Look up some YouTube reviews on it. Bitch is nice. Has the feminine wash for the wife too. Only thing I don't like is that it doesn't have user presets

You'd make the Japanese proud

 

[SamSneed]

Multiple threads already on showering and washing ass. Why are you niggaa so infatuated with another man's hygiene habits

@sammyjax tryin be a Trustice league villain

the mad ragger

 

[sammyjax]

@sammyjax tryin be a Trustice league villain

the mad ragger

I'm not the nigga living the rag life

 

[REDLINE]

Niggas got their booties tooted over the sink or toilet washing their ass, niggas looking like

 

[Riggz]

So many questions but no desire for the answers

 

[SamSneed]

I'm not the nigga living the rag life

Rag life tat on the stomach

 

[yaBoi]

Niggas got their booties tooted over the sink or toilet washing their ass, niggas looking like

 

[yaBoi]

Ok.. serious questions about the process. So you first wipe with tp and get most of the dookey wiped up and then you use a shit rag.
Do you wet the shitrag while taking a shit?
What if the sink is across the bathroom?
Do you stand up, duck walk to the sink and wet the shit rag and then duck walk back to the toilet and sit down and clean your ass?
Do you put soap on the shitrag? And if you do, do you then use another shitrag to wash the soap residue up or do you just leave the soap residue?
And when you say you clean the shitrag after....do you mean you go to the same sink you wash your hands in and brush your teeth over and wash any remnants of shit off the shitrag down the sink?
Do you dip your hands in bleach after using them to clean shit from the shitrag?
How clean do you get the shitrag over the sink before putting in the hamper?
I sometimes go for 2 or 3 weeks without having to wash....does the bathroom take on a faint smell of shit emanating from the shitrags in the hamper?
Do you put the shitrags in the same hamper as your dry cleaning?

all legit questions!

 

[sammyjax]

Rag life tat on the stomach

Rag life across the belly

A nigga shit already

 

[RUDY RAYYY MO]

Nigga shut cho lame ass up

Rather be a lame than a man booty wash inspector. Inspector Fagget face ass nigga

 

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[sammyjax]

Rather be a lame than a man booty wash inspector. Inspector Fagget face ass nigga

I'm glad you'd rather be because you clenched it with this corny shit

You won

 

[sammyjax]

83 of them shits on a shelf

Strictly for doodoos

 

[Soul On Ice]

beshitted rags?

I'm only on page 1 of 4 so far.
Coincidentally taking a shit myself.
This gon be a classic thread


Also anyone else peep @shaddyvillethug used the laughing emoji reply for the first time I've ever seen on here (post #4)?
Amazing.

 

[SamSneed]

Rag life across the belly

A nigga shit already

Shit bars

logs

 

[sammyjax]

Shit bars

logs

Fucking dead

Rags for when we shat

Compared to rags you wack

 

[LegendOfLedo]

First off fuck yall. I came home from a 14 hour shift and something said check whats up on the forum. This shit was at the top and I've been up crying laughing ALL fucking day. It's now time for me to go back to work. Going to gut this shit out, but I also had never heard of a shit rag! . My fucking face hurts from laughing man. This one has to go in the hall of fame.

 

[Mrfreddygoodbud]

A nut rag?? fuck you need a

nut rag fo..

Bitch better not let dat protein shake go

to waste...

 

[jasonblacc]

So y’all never heard of baby wipes? It’s a disposable “shit rag”.

 

[sammyjax]

So y’all never heard of baby wipes? It’s a disposable “shit rag”.

Y'all niggas can't read or just hate reading?

 

[sammyjax]

First off fuck yall. I came home from a 14 hour shift and something said check whats up on the forum. This shit was at the top and I've been up crying laughing ALL fucking day. It's now time for me to go back to work. Going to gut this shit out, but I also had never heard of a shit rag! . My fucking face hurts from laughing man. This one has to go in the hall of fame.

I got classics b

 

[SamSneed]

Y'all niggas can't read or just hate reading?

Niggas don’t read shit

 

[SamSneed]

Damn now I gotta shit

 

[sammyjax]

Shit bars

logs

Crushing bidets

Crushing y'all little plumbing systems

My boo tee rags

Make y'all niggas tuck y'all shit in

 

[SamSneed]

It’s a shit rag life for us

It’s a shit rag life for us

bootie tooted, we get sprayed

bootie tooted, we get sprayed