"Shit rags"... Please everybody tap in on this fucking poll

[tallblacknyc]

I feel like my mama woulda been mad if she caught me washing shit into her bathroom sink on the reg

Smh lol.. like I said you get rid of the first initial chocolate first with the tp.. it’s when it’s not smeared worthy when you start utilizing the shitrag.. you clean thoroughly.. than afterwards you get some tp and make sure when you swipe the tissue is white.. it’s all about thoroughly cleaning yourself.. water and soap is the best thing.. you don’t want no skid marks

 

[tallblacknyc]

This is fucking fascinating.

And this is what y'all were raise to do for every shit, correct?

This is so wild to me. And we were raised clean as fuck like I think most black folks from our generation were.

It’s one of those things even the men in the family would make jokes about to the boys..like you don’t want no skid marks in your draws especially if you dealing with chicks..so you better use your shitrag.. you don’t want no broad looking at your draws like you nasty.. that’s what older dudes like my uncles would say.. just like taking showers or washing your dick thoroughly b4 you bout to get head or fuvk.. “ broads don’t want no stink dick nigs”

 

[jack walsh13]

It’s one of those things even the men in the family would make jokes about to the boys..like you don’t want no skid marks in your draws especially if you dealing with chicks..so you better use your shitrag.. you don’t want no broad looking at your draws like you nasty.. that’s what older dudes like my uncles would say.. just like taking showers or washing your dick thoroughly b4 you bout to get head or fuvk.. “ broads don’t want no stink dick nigs”

This is true

 

[tallblacknyc]

Like i said 80s and part of 90s it was shitrags.. than eventually upgraded to baby wipes.. sometimes you still use both.. like I said in other thread you can get a 9 pack of Costco baby wipes for under $20.. 100 wipes per pack

 

[OUT THARE]

 

[Amajorfucup]

Horrible thread. Horrible concept.

Both you niggas hold the L.

Biggest L goes to tallblack and the entire NYC for keeping "shit rags" on deck.

 

[tallblacknyc]

Horrible thread. Horrible concept.

Both you niggas hold the L.

Biggest L goes to tallblack and the entire NYC for keeping "shit rags" on deck.

i know you and Moses were use to using leaves to wipe your ass and water was scarce.. but in modern time we have plumbing, running water, and options to clean our backside.. I feel sorry for you guys when you had to do a number 2 and the only leaves that were around were poison ivy..decisions decisions mud butt or chicken pox like itching

 

[BrownTurd]

Woke up, checked BGOL at 4:30 am. See two niggas fighting over shit rags vs bidets...

A fat plump nigga like you can’t even reach his ass. Nigga got to use a back scratcher to reach his ass

 

[Mrfreddygoodbud]

Da hell is going on in here.....

arent shit rags just for newborn babies

because the tissue is too rough for them...

Never heard of shit rags, I thought everyone just

dry wiped, then moisten tissue with a dap of soap,

wipe, then dry wipe again...

that shit leaves you cleaner than a booty douche

 

[cashwhisperer]

I've never heard of a shit rag.

I've heard of a booty towel, but that's for showering.

In my house we use individual glass spray bottles with alkaline water. Prepare your tissue and give it a light spritz.

It conserves water and prevents you from ever having to feel liquid shooting you in the ass.

 

[dasailr03]

having lived in Europe for a time, I was introduced to bidets. At first i was skeptical about using one, but real quickly came to understand their importance of tem. Fuck what you heard, a bidet keeps yo ass clean, hands down. Here back in the states, flushable wipes is the way I go. My need to keep my ass clean is on par with my need to keep my hands clean. Too each its own, how you keep your personal hygiene game on point (or not), but I'm definitely gonna keep my personal hygiene game on point.

 

[jack walsh13]

 

[furlough]

sh!tt!est thread/discussion ever

 

[mcguyver]

Woke up, checked BGOL at 4:30 am. See two niggas fighting over shit rags vs bidets...

LMFAO yea bruh, these be BGOL streets.




BTW..... A shit rag though?

 

[Da Backshot Champ]

Niggas out here living like 2 year olds. What happened wiping your ass the old fashion grown man way? Then some people may say you are getting your butthole all spiffy for...................nevermind.

 

[SamSneed]

@sammyjax @tallblacknyc yall need shit jackets so you don’t go flyin off the toilet like chappelle did

 

[^SpiderMan^]

don’t have rags in bathroom had them in a Lenin closet.. when you bout to take a shit you grab 1 out the closet.. you take a shit..use some tp to get rid of some of the chocolate than proceed to use shit rags..than you clean the shit rag and put it in your hamper.. your rag isn’t draped in shit.. you thoroughly clean it up at the end obviously.. it’s literally a regular wash cloth that you will eventually clean your ass with

ever heard of a nut rag? After you bust 1 off with a chick..you go get a washcloth and thoroughly wash your dick off

I’ve never heard of this. Are they clearly labeled? Has a guest ever used the wrong towel to take a shower? Do you reused the same towel or use a different towel every shit? How often do you do laundry? Why not just get flushable baby wipes? No disrespect, but it does seem unsanitary.

 

[tallblacknyc]

I’ve never heard of this. Are they clearly labeled? Has a guest ever used the wrong towel to take a shower? Do you reused the same towel or use a different towel every shit? How often do you do laundry? Why not just get flushable baby wipes? No disrespect, but it does seem unsanitary.

This was in the 80s and early 90s mostly.. I’ve already stated baby wipes was an upgrade in 90s and after.. do you reuse rags or do you put them in the hamper where they belong? I’ve already said it’s a washcloth..like the 1 you use to take showers, baths with..only difference you clean your ass thoroughly with it..you obviously throw it in the hamper after usage.. obviously you do the laundry as regular as most people…. The term shit rag is just saying you clean your ass with it just like a nut rag.. when you fuck a chick you go to your closet and wash your dick thoroughly..it’s rags they cheap especially back in the day you could buy multiple packs of 10 or a dozen..keep stacking up

 

[xxironxx]

This what we on in the early A.M.?

 

[SamSneed]

This what we on in the early A.M.?

Old niggas beefin

 

[tallblacknyc]

This what we on in the early A.M.?

This thread is a spin off from this thread https://www.bgol.us/forum/threads/t...while-viewing-warning-for-some.1162133/page-2

 

[NightMare Paint]

I'm about to fucking die in the car laughing at this shit

 

[1smoothnupe]

I thought it was common knowledge to use wipes after toilet paper.

 

[DJCandle]

Moms kept one of these in every bathroom at home growing up. She was big into Islam and hung around alotta Muslims growing up so this was normal practice for us. Later I found out most regular kids didn’t have these in their homes. I always wondered how folks cleaned up afterwards.

I guess shit rags can work too. Better than nothing.

 

[NightMare Paint]

I'm gonna buy some rags and when the gal wipe her ass with one I'm gonna call it The Shroud of Krypton.

 

[bgbtylvr]

Woke up, checked BGOL at 4:30 am. See two niggas fighting over shit rags vs bidets...

I’m baffled. I avoided this thread but when it didn’t go away I got curious.
i regret this.

 

[The Jamaican]

Moms kept one of these in every bathroom at home growing up. She was big into Islam and hung around alotta Muslims growing up so this was normal practice for us. Later I found out most regular kids didn’t have these in their homes. I always wondered how folks cleaned up afterwards.

I guess shit rags can work too. Better than nothing.

damn. They need to add watering cans to the poll then cause I have never heard of THiS shit

Bruh got a mobile bidet

 

[O.J PIMPSON]

 

[DJCandle]

damn. They need to add watering cans to the poll then cause I have never heard of THiS shit

Bruh got a mobile bidet

Very common practice in Islamic households. Ive also seen folks even use yogurt or country crock butter containers. True story.

 

[LordSinister]

Baby wipes >>>>

 

[tallblacknyc]

Very common practice in Islamic households. Ive also seen folks even use yogurt or country crock butter containers. True story.

I mentioned this in the other thread how African women keep small bowls in their bathrooms and after urinating they fill up the bowl with hot water and soap and wash/clean their pussies..they keep it fresh down there

 

[LordSinister]

Bidet works. I use them on vacation in Europe and Asia.

 

[papi68]

Hilarious. Bidet, btw.

 

[4 Dimensional]

 

[Aww Skeet Skeet!]

This thread is fucking hilarious!

Back in the day, I can't say we used shit rags in the 757. We did wash our ass after taking a shit (the 3 Ss although I was probably a bit young to shave).

I'll add this here as well.

Side note, niggas are really using baby wipes and fucking up their plumbing with them?

Yeah man. Even flushable baby wipes ain't flushable. Now you need a whole different bathroom trash can to throwaway your shit wipes...

P&G and Georgia-Pacific must have lobbying on lock to keep bidets at bay