SAG awards...Dolly Parton is looking very very fuckable

[Adam Knows]

never thought i'd say that. no i don't have pics u gotta see for yourself...

but damn.....

 

[lightbright]

never thought i'd say that. no i don't have pics u gotta see for yourself...

but damn.....

Thankgod you DON'T have any pics....she hasn't looked fuckable in half a century....you hanging out at the senior citizen center now????
That bamboo stick in a wig with basketball size fake tits is 71 man!
That spandex she's sporting 24/7 is the only thing keeping what she's got wrapped around them bones from "SAGging" !



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[RAY V.]

Thankgod you DON'T have any pics....she hasn't looked fuckable in half a century....you hanging out at the senior citizen center now????

in half a century playa

 

[daTiger]

Dolly never had no ass! Fuck sucking some titties all night.

 

[lightbright]

Dolly never had no ass! Fuck sucking some titties all night.

If you ever was to risk bending her over to fuck her you'd fracture ur own pelvis hitting hers!!!

2 BUCKETS OF
5 STAR
CHUM FOR THESE WATERS
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[Adam Knows]

 

[Helico-pterFunk]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...rton-tells-grim-past-new-book-interviews.html

 

[Dr. Truth]

OP posting drunk again.

 

[clitsational]

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[Dr. Truth]

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[Helico-pterFunk]

 

[ThaBurgerPimp]

Hey her and Jane Fonda would be great in a sextape...

 

[BDR]

This is a perfect thread where you know the op def was snorting crack before he made this thread

 

[THREAD_CRITIC]

Da Con

 

[Race Harley]

If you ever was to risk bending her over to fuck her you'd fracture ur own pelvis hitting hers!!!

2 BUCKETS OF
5 STAR
CHUM FOR THESE WATERS
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[Hotlantan]

\\

Da Don: "That bitch name Teresa so you know she got a fat ass!"​

 

[letsshoot]

 

[lightbright]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...rton-tells-grim-past-new-book-interviews.html

This mofo posting 40-50 yr old pics for the OP justify his thirst for wrinkly, dry, long sagging labia, senior citizen snatch !!!!!
I bet he hangs out at the senior citizen center with sets of leather bound gold trimmed bingo kits to sweet talk the old biddies with......getting intoxicated offa that moth ball scent in their sweaters !!!!!!
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[Drayonis]

She's what? Like 300 years old? Body held together by string and chewing gum. Pussy secretes dust

 

[yaBoi]

LOL!! it took two days , 5 or 6 makeup artist, gallons of pray paint and a wig to even look that good...imagine what she looks like in the morning

 

[Dirtylakerie]

This is a perfect thread where you know the op def was snorting crack before he made this thread

 

[RoadRage]

Yeah she is at the SAG awards for the biggest sagging breast...

 

[ZuluSam]

She's what? Like 300 years old? Body held together by string and chewing gum. Pussy secretes dust

 

[g0nbad real bad]

Johnny put his bid in.

 

[jack walsh13]

"O.P. Come here!! Straighten up godammit!!"

 

[jack walsh13]

This is a perfect thread where you know the op def was snorting crack before he made this thread

 

[T_Holmes]

Don't get me wrong, Dolly in her prime... I'd be all over that. On principle, I'd have to be.

But now? I think you might be slipping on that one. I want to say yes again, almost on principle. But I'm not even sure what I'd call that. A "legacy tap"? A "lifetime achievement bang"? I'm sure that Urban Dictionary has it covered, but I don't feel like going there right now...

But nah. Nahhhhhh.....

 

[yaBoi]

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[Drayonis]

Don't get me wrong, Dolly in her prime... I'd be all over that. On principle, I'd have to be.

But now? I think you might be slipping on that one. I want to say yes again, almost on principle. But I'm not even sure what I'd call that. A "legacy tap"? A "lifetime achievement bang"? I'm sure that Urban Dictionary has it covered, but I don't feel like going there right now...

But nah. Nahhhhhh.....

Dude any man that fucks this senior citizen has no respect for their mother.

 

[Gazoo]

OP has guts. I'd like to see some of the broads you cats are secretly sweatin, but too chicken shit to say.

 

[lazarus]

them sex robots can't come soon enough

 

[Entrepronegro]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...rton-tells-grim-past-new-book-interviews.html

 

[Entrepronegro]

Johnny put his bid in.

I don't blame Johnny one bit.

 

[smoovejazz]

If you wanted to post an attractive older woman, you would have been better off posting someone like Freda Payne.

 

[lightbright]

OP has guts. I'd like to see some of the broads you cats are secretly sweatin, but too chicken shit to say.

I may be secretly sweating some.......but they're at least reasonably attractive and not ....300 years old......you hit Dolly too hard on the down stroke...all you'd see is a cloud of dust like a grenade went off in a 10lb bag of all purpose flour !!!!

If you wanted to post an attractive older woman, you would have been better off posting someone like Freda Payne.

....or Dianne Carroll !!!



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