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REAL TALK: When was the last time YOU turned down some pu**y?

Two days ago and I think next week too. If you haven’t done so and you’re looking to unload your nutts in some new stank go ahead and download Hinge, Bumble , Tinder and Blk. Hinge hands down has the best looking women. Bumble gives you a cheat code to me because if a woman chooses you she already can see herself on her knees for you and opening her legs for you .Other two are hit and miss. Blk is the new POF app. Lots of slugs , wooden nickels, copper pennies and useless trash on it. That’s where I met the 19 year old 6 foot tall fine ass stripper who sucked me off. Word of advice, do not sign up for POF. It’s all trash on there now!
 
tallblacknyc said:
Lol ...in general the females enjoy the fucking more than I do, but that's another story in itself... There's been pussy that wasn't as great as others but I don't think I ever came off as blunt and say your cooch was garbage
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I did! Thing was and is two of the women are over the age of 40 and don’t suck dick so they were doomed from the start with that ignorance. The one broad would nutt quick then wanted me to stop and I’m like really, bitch :hmm: Went over one night at about 11 got to it and stopped mid-stroke. Got up, washed my junk and balls off and told her she was terrible. Never looked back. Second girl had sloppy, wet , dripping pussy but she didn’t give head and couldn’t take a good pounding. Did a repeat of 1st girl except it was around 1:30 in the morning. Never looked back. What woman over 40 isn’t sucking dick? A single, lonely, stupid one who is probably going to die alone.:smh:
 
:lol:yep you're right. I was 19 a chick I knew from high school wanted me to meet her at her sister's house to show me something. When I got there we were alone and she wanted to show me a dance. She was grinding all on me and I was like :confused: I left there puzzle why she did that. I look back now like:hithead:
 
About 2 years while working I met this crazy chick who was a receptionist. She looked like Wendy Williams. She kept calling me like 10 times a day. I told her I had a girl but she didn't care and wanted me to stop by and see her. My boy knew her and told me if you go over there you know what's going to happen. I didn't go and stopped answering her calls. I saw her at work the next week and she cussed me out. I took the L and kept it moving.
 
Osca Lee said:
to be real..damn near every week... the gym women think they are slick... they will hit diff gyms each week because most of them have fucked other dudes in the other gyms and they like to keep that fresh game up.

No im not helping you move any furniture in ya place....hire pedro or felix
No I don't want to go to a happy hour and get to know you...im married
No im not giving you any advice at your place so it can turn into a fuck fest after you come out of the shower in a robe
No I don't need a side chick who wont say anything to my ol lady
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Does it seem like this increased after you got married? I've heard a few dudes say that they it's like being married increases the women running at you.
 
BlackGoku said:
Does it seem like this increased after you got married? I've heard a few dudes say that they it's like being married increases the women running at you.
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Facts

Never ever have I had more woman of all races who were married themselves and even gay step to me before I had a ring

In fact scratch that.

I've had more women actually make a move on me more after I had kids

And do so in front of my kids.
 
playahaitian said:
Facts

Never ever have I had more woman of all races who were married themselves and even gay step to me before I had a ring

In fact scratch that.

I've had more women actually make a move on me more after I had kids

And do so in front of my kids.
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Kids are pussy magnets…especially during the summer at playgrounds with a bunch of women with their kids playing.. oh if you’re good with kids and kids graviTate to you just observe how all the children mothers be smiling at you like a piece of meat
 
tallblacknyc said:
Kids are pussy magnets…especially during the summer at playgrounds with a bunch of women with their kids playing.. oh if you’re good with kids and kids graviTate to you just observe how all the children mothers be smiling at you like a piece of meat
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Bro I been #metoo at the damn park with these babies back in day

Shameful sh*t

Woman started breast feeding with no cover nothing. Smiling at me. "Please these aren't nice anymore. You should have seen them before the baby. Their father doesn't even touch them. You blushing just made my week. Are you coming back tomorrow?"

I was like wtf?!
 
playahaitian said:
Bro I been #metoo at the damn park with these babies back in day

Shameful sh*t

Woman started breast feeding with no cover nothing. Smiling at me. "Please these aren't nice anymore. You should have seen them before the baby. Their father doesn't even touch them. You blushing just made my week. Are you coming back tomorrow?"

I was like wtf?!
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Hey hey.. yes lots of politically incorrect convos go down at parks.. nigs let their girls/wives outside alone for easy pickings for individuals who are cool
 
Find lil red bone I work with. Wanted that ass so bad. I’m so glad I never banged this chick because she is bat shit crazy. Believes and adopts as fact everything she reads on social media. Greatly over exaggerates her work skills. Gets fired from most of her jobs. Talks like she Hugh Hefner But broke as hell repeating TikTok shit…..I could go on. She irks me now….too fine to be that fucking dumb.
 
BigDaddyBuk said:
first time was this chick named Stacy in 1988.

Stacy pretended to be a good girl around me, but was fucking the shit out my boy.

when he told me i wasnt the least bit hurt because i didnt have feelings for her, i was just confused. i mean if she liked sex why did she play the good girl with me and deprive herself of some good sex?

so the next time she was on that bullshit i told her i knew she was fucking Daryl and didnt know why she was pretending with me. she just went silent. i told her i dont like liars, especially ones who play themselves. from then on she threw the pussy at me, but i wasnt interested.

the most recent time was my wife's partner. c'mon bish, you aint that drunk, you just a WHORE who tryin to fuck up ALL OUR MONEY.

most memorable? no comment to protect the innocent. and me too.
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Crazy pr chick last Saturday night from around my way.. she been flirting with the kid for like a few months.. actually had a real convo outside last week..broad showing me her last std test and that she is completely clean.. all touchy feely, wanted to know what am I getting into for the night, asking how my crib look and can she come upstairs and see it, talking about libras are freaks( she’s one and so am I).. was very tempted but noticed bitch was 730… was trying to deny her and she like oh you scared that I think she gonna take advantage of me and put it on me if i let her in my crib.. wasn’t going to go down cause shorty wasn’t all the way there even though she booksmarts.. crazy bitch
 
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playahaitian said:
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Met another slug off Blk woman is 38 and working with nothing. I mean at all. When I met her I gasped and said damn under my breath. She is not an attractive woman by no stretch. At all. But she nice and she paid. Conversation is nice too. She tried to invite herself to my house to give me a “massage” but I said nah, maybe some other time. Like never. In this lifetime.
 
The Plutonian said:
Met another slug off Blk woman is 38 and working with nothing. I mean at all. When I met her I gasped and said damn under my breath. She is not an attractive woman by no stretch. At all. But she nice and she paid. Conversation is nice too. She tried to invite herself to my house to give me a “massage” but I said nah, maybe some other time. Like never. In this lifetime.
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See, you over there like Jim Carrey in Dumb and Dumber, telling her it's a chance. Giving these chicks hope...lol :lol:
 
BlackGoku said:
See, you over there like Jim Carrey in Dumb and Dumber, telling her it's a chance. Giving these chicks hope...lol :lol:
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She called herself curving me because I don't call her. I said aye, go find your thing. It's cool. She said ok and we done. I was thinking maybe she could suck some dick but nah, she'll be fine.
 
godofwine said:
This weekend. There was a fat chick and I went over her house. I wasn't that interested in her so I just got my fingers wet and made her come a bunch of times until she fell asleep so I could get some sleep.
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Been there

And the wake up head and multi course breakfast both deserved a Michelin star
 
godofwine said:
This weekend. There was a fat chick and I went over her house. I wasn't that interested in her so I just got my fingers wet and made her come a bunch of times until she fell asleep so I could get some sleep.
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sidebar unpopular opinion: having a woman in the throes of passion multiple orgasms all in the palm of your hand is one of the most empowing things ever.
 
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playahaitian said:
sidebar unpopular opinion: having a woman in the throes of passion multirole orgasms all in the palm of your hand is one of the most empowing things ever.
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Dude, when I say in the palm of my hand, it's like when Cleo McDowell said Prince Akeem had his own MONEY. "IN THE PALM OF MY HAND"

I got the Midas Touch. Hands only

 

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