Bruh's I was at the gym getting a set in. It was a light day, a little something to maintain and escape some of the stress from this pandemic shit.
I go to use the leg press and there was a fucking wet stain and a brown stain all over the motherfucker. I'm looking around for the hoe ass that left the equipment like that.
I mean they may do that shit at planet fitness but Here? HERE??? That's an automatic violation. I look around and there's this scrawny nigga with a purse next to the dumbbells.
I politely walk over to him and tell him "Yo you need to wipe down and re-rack the weights"
He is startled, you can see the fear in his eyes as his lips quivered. I was mad at first but looking at this little fawn ass nigga slip on the ice, I took it easy on him.
He says, "Hey I already wiped down and stuff sir." I look over at the wet spot and the weights still on there and say, NAH you didn't my guy. Get up and wipe the station down. We don't do that shit here.
He sucks his teeth loudly I look around cause there had to be a bitch looking at what was going on catching an attitude but he did it again. I couldn't believe that was coming from a grown-ass man with a man purse. He goes over and uses his little mermaid beach towel to wipe it up and starts walking back when I said "NO HOMIE RE-RACK THEM WEIGHTS"
He sounded like my son talking about "I ain't even do it!!!"
So I sent him to his room so to speak. -- AYE re-rack the weights. He struggled and did it but not without the smack talking. I go to check and he didn't do it right!
So I walk back over to him and slap him in the back of his head like his daddy should have and said How come you didn't take the other weights off??
He froze and I lost it. I'm a patient man but I can't stand the moistness coming from a guy in my gym. The dude was a straight humidifier so I called him a bitch.
I couldn't help it I mushed him with my pointer finger right in the middle of his forehead and said "You're lucky I'm a nice guy you hoe ass bitch ass hoe ass baby deer ass nigga"
Do you know what he did??
He reached for his purse. He looked at me with terror in his eyes talking about "You'll be sorry. Back up please"
shit threw me off
He kept saying that and I was thinking does he have a bloody tampon in there? Mace? Pepper Spray?
I was supposed to be meeting up with this bitch in half an hour so I really didn't want to waste my time tossing this venison into the trash can.
I called him a bitch and he went back to walking on the treadmill with his pink bose headphones.
Shit was crazy
I had to come to BGOL and just tell yall PLEASE
RE-RACK YOUR WEIGHTS!!!!!
I go to use the leg press and there was a fucking wet stain and a brown stain all over the motherfucker. I'm looking around for the hoe ass that left the equipment like that.
I mean they may do that shit at planet fitness but Here? HERE??? That's an automatic violation. I look around and there's this scrawny nigga with a purse next to the dumbbells.
I politely walk over to him and tell him "Yo you need to wipe down and re-rack the weights"
He is startled, you can see the fear in his eyes as his lips quivered. I was mad at first but looking at this little fawn ass nigga slip on the ice, I took it easy on him.
He says, "Hey I already wiped down and stuff sir." I look over at the wet spot and the weights still on there and say, NAH you didn't my guy. Get up and wipe the station down. We don't do that shit here.
He sucks his teeth loudly I look around cause there had to be a bitch looking at what was going on catching an attitude but he did it again. I couldn't believe that was coming from a grown-ass man with a man purse. He goes over and uses his little mermaid beach towel to wipe it up and starts walking back when I said "NO HOMIE RE-RACK THEM WEIGHTS"
He sounded like my son talking about "I ain't even do it!!!"
So I sent him to his room so to speak. -- AYE re-rack the weights. He struggled and did it but not without the smack talking. I go to check and he didn't do it right!
So I walk back over to him and slap him in the back of his head like his daddy should have and said How come you didn't take the other weights off??
He froze and I lost it. I'm a patient man but I can't stand the moistness coming from a guy in my gym. The dude was a straight humidifier so I called him a bitch.
I couldn't help it I mushed him with my pointer finger right in the middle of his forehead and said "You're lucky I'm a nice guy you hoe ass bitch ass hoe ass baby deer ass nigga"
Do you know what he did??
He reached for his purse. He looked at me with terror in his eyes talking about "You'll be sorry. Back up please"
shit threw me off
He kept saying that and I was thinking does he have a bloody tampon in there? Mace? Pepper Spray?
I was supposed to be meeting up with this bitch in half an hour so I really didn't want to waste my time tossing this venison into the trash can.
I called him a bitch and he went back to walking on the treadmill with his pink bose headphones.
Shit was crazy
I had to come to BGOL and just tell yall PLEASE
RE-RACK YOUR WEIGHTS!!!!!
