DAMN!! One Of My Boys Had A Heart Attack While Beating His Meat

TheBigOne said:
I'm old, so most of my friends are old too. This guy was a retired gym teacher and football coach, 77 years old. He had a heart condition and the doctor said not to get any pussy unless, maybe, she's riding on top. This morning he went into the bathroom, locked the door and two hours later he was still in there. His wife called another old dude who came over and knocked the door down and it is clear that he came and went at about the same time. He was watching porn on his phone and had his dick still out and sperm in the toilet. I got there a few minutes later and, after feeling for our loss, we all bust out laughing except the 55 yo wife who said she would've given him some "comfort" if he had only asked. She was feeling like he cheated on her. The funeral director picked up the body a few hours later and was grinning all the way to the van. Said it was the first time.

Anybody else had that kind of experience?
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TheBigOne said:
I'm old, so most of my friends are old too. This guy was a retired gym teacher and football coach, 77 years old. He had a heart condition and the doctor said not to get any pussy unless, maybe, she's riding on top. This morning he went into the bathroom, locked the door and two hours later he was still in there. His wife called another old dude who came over and knocked the door down and it is clear that he came and went at about the same time. He was watching porn on his phone and had his dick still out and sperm in the toilet. I got there a few minutes later and, after feeling for our loss, we all bust out laughing except the 55 yo wife who said she would've given him some "comfort" if he had only asked. She was feeling like he cheated on her. The funeral director picked up the body a few hours later and was grinning all the way to the van. Said it was the first time.

Anybody else had that kind of experience?
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Nah nigga, we ain't have that kind of experience
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TheBigOne said:
I'm old, so most of my friends are old too. This guy was a retired gym teacher and football coach, 77 years old. He had a heart condition and the doctor said not to get any pussy unless, maybe, she's riding on top. This morning he went into the bathroom, locked the door and two hours later he was still in there. His wife called another old dude who came over and knocked the door down and it is clear that he came and went at about the same time. He was watching porn on his phone and had his dick still out and sperm in the toilet. I got there a few minutes later and, after feeling for our loss, we all bust out laughing except the 55 yo wife who said she would've given him some "comfort" if he had only asked. She was feeling like he cheated on her. The funeral director picked up the body a few hours later and was grinning all the way to the van. Said it was the first time.

Anybody else had that kind of experience?
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Sounds almost like my Dad! Mom is only a few years older than this wife. Go with a smile!
 
Once again it doesn't sounds true but if it is...

The dead man has a bunch of shitty friends and a shitty wife.They couldn't readjust my man so that he could go out with dignity and pride?

They left him just how he was to the point that the funeral director walked in seeing that dude died strangling his stick.


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yasky777 said:
Sounds almost like my Dad! Mom is only a few years older than this wife. Go with a smile!
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This is his third wife. First one was Japanese from his time in the Navy. Second died in her thirties. He married this chick in his 50's when she was hanging in the club in her 20's. Now, she's wondering what's gonna become of her and the two crumb snatchers in their teens. Dude had no insurance. Funeral home doesn't give credit.
 
REDLINE said:
Once again it doesn't sounds true but if it is...

The dead man has a bunch of shitty friends and a shitty wife.They couldn't readjust my man so that he could go out with dignity and pride?

They left him just how he was to the point that the funeral director walked in seeing that dude died strangling his stick.


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Hey man how would you feel if you had to kick down a door only to find your boy in a frozen like state with him touching himself.. you be like nig you’re 77 not 10, you could’ve either had your wife mouth you off or crank yourself out like an adult in your bedroom.. hiding out in the bathroom like you ducking your parents is some kid shit.. I probably had to crack a joke to being this is unfortunately the last state ull see your boy in smh
 
TheBigOne said:
This is his third wife. First one was Japanese from his time in the Navy. Second died in her thirties. He married this chick in his 50's when she was hanging in the club in her 20's. Now, she's wondering what's gonna become of her and the two crumb snatchers in their teens. Dude had no insurance. Funeral home doesn't give credit.
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He was in the Navy correct? Surely there is some kind of insurance or support for a Veteran.
 
TheBigOne said:
This is his third wife. First one was Japanese from his time in the Navy. Second died in her thirties. He married this chick in his 50's when she was hanging in the club in her 20's. Now, she's wondering what's gonna become of her and the two crumb snatchers in their teens. Dude had no insurance. Funeral home doesn't give credit.
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Funeral home gonna fuck around and bury him in this
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He could have been murder staged, to make it look like he died from natural causes. I have seen them stage up car accidents, plan that shit out for years. Living in the U.S. sucks now with this dictatorship surveillance state.



All the public restrooms where I am at have cameras in them. Somebody posted a thread about hidden cameras. Even the rest stops, gas stations, and many other spots.
 
Come on now, this is funny. I mean not initially, but I can see the funny in the shit. All y'all given the side eye need to fucking chill.
 
TheBigOne said:
I'm old, so most of my friends are old too. This guy was a retired gym teacher and football coach, 77 years old. He had a heart condition and the doctor said not to get any pussy unless, maybe, she's riding on top. This morning he went into the bathroom, locked the door and two hours later he was still in there. His wife called another old dude who came over and knocked the door down and it is clear that he came and went at about the same time. He was watching porn on his phone and had his dick still out and sperm in the toilet. I got there a few minutes later and, after feeling for our loss, we all bust out laughing except the 55 yo wife who said she would've given him some "comfort" if he had only asked. She was feeling like he cheated on her. The funeral director picked up the body a few hours later and was grinning all the way to the van. Said it was the first time.

Anybody else had that kind of experience?
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A little assist. I'm sorry for your loss.

DAMN!! One Of My Boys Had A Heart Attack While Beating His Meat

I'm old, so most of my friends are old too. Don't laugh, you'll get old too, if you're lucky.

The guy I'm talking about was a retired gym teacher and football coach, 77 years old. He had a heart condition and the doctor said not to get any pussy unless, maybe she's riding on top.

Any man worth anything knows how impossible that doctor's orders were to follow.

This morning he went into the bathroom, locked the door, and two hours later he was still in there. She knocked, then proceeded to bang on the door when she got no answer.

She called another old dude, a friend of theirs, who came over and knocked the door down. What they saw was apparent.

It became clear pretty quickly that he came and went at about the same time. He was watching porn on his phone, and had his dick still out and sperm in the toilet.

I got there a few minutes later and, after feeling for our loss, we all bust out laughing except the 55 yo wife who said she would've given him some "comfort" if he had only asked.

She was feeling like he cheated on her. The funeral director picked up the body a few hours later and was grinning all the way to the van. Said it was the first time.

Anybody else had that kind of experience?
 
This happened to one of my neighbors. His daughter came to my house and asked me to help her break in so she could check on her dad. We got in and she found him in front of the computer with is pants down. I came in the room a few seconds later and I think she turned off the computer.
 
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