DAMN!! One Of My Boys Had A Heart Attack While Beating His Meat

TheBigOne

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I'm old, so most of my friends are old too. This guy was a retired gym teacher and football coach, 77 years old. He had a heart condition and the doctor said not to get any pussy unless, maybe, she's riding on top. This morning he went into the bathroom, locked the door and two hours later he was still in there. His wife called another old dude who came over and knocked the door down and it is clear that he came and went at about the same time. He was watching porn on his phone and had his dick still out and sperm in the toilet. I got there a few minutes later and, after feeling for our loss, we all bust out laughing except the 55 yo wife who said she would've given him some "comfort" if he had only asked. She was feeling like he cheated on her. The funeral director picked up the body a few hours later and was grinning all the way to the van. Said it was the first time.

Anybody else had that kind of experience?
 

Amajorfucup

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