Random Thoughts 2010

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I love pudding pops!:dance:

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Funniest thing I heard today was a dude that got his scooter taken by state troopers in Montgomery County. I'm easily amused.
 
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Dear White Trash Population,
If you have money to buy cigarettes and beer, you do not need foodstamps.
Sincerely, cashier.

Dear Condom,
You disappoint me.
Sincerely, Father-to-be

Dear Morons,
Please stop pretending to see my face on your toast, IT'S NOT ME!
Sincerely, Jesus

Dear Vet's office,
Please stop congratulating my owner on having me "fixed." Nothing was broken down there until YOU showed up!!!
Sincerely, The cat.

Dear Tupac,
You think they're on to us?
Sincerely, Elvis.

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Why is it that this woman whom tells all her friends that she likes me, then proceeds to avoid me at all costs. I don't understand.
 
If bgol members had their own status updates like twitter and facebook their would be no need for this thread. This thread sucks. This thread=twitter.
 
you can't discipline your kids anymore but then when they turn into little juvenile delinquents everyone is calling you a failure as a parent.
 
Yesterday I was on my blackberry while my son was at Tae Kwon Do. I opened up the random thoughts thread and this is all you could see on my screen:
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The lady sitting next to me was like:eek::eek::eek::lol::lol::lol:
 
Hi CT! I've been good, can't cmplain. How u been?
OnSlaught, I've been warming up for u alll day. All this porn got me charged. Wanna send some pics to my inbox? :yes:
 
Hi CT! I've been good, can't cmplain. How u been?
OnSlaught, I've been warming up for u alll day. All this porn got me charged. Wanna send some pics to my inbox? :yes:

I'm good. I can't complain either. I'm just glad the weekend is almost here. Good to see you around though. It's been a long ass time since you've hollered at us...
 
Oh boy. Another morning where I've woken up earlier than expected.

Coffee anyone?

The weekend is here.
 
I'm exhausted but can't sleep ... looks like I'm gonna have to bleech it today

(bleech=Caribbean slang for staying up more than 24 hours in a row)
 
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