Random Thoughts 2010
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i'll walk behind you and hold them in place for you
I know I have mentioned it here before but every time I go out and I see something nice I keep getting reminded about how I can't wear it.
Maybe it really is time I started putting that five year plan into action.
why would you put a basketball court inside a strip club
Funeral on Wednesday...Here's a quick story about my uncle. My cousin told me when my uncle was in the hospital, and nurse came in as asked him for a urine sample. Apparently she said to him "when you're done, put it on the table". My uncle's reply, "You mean the cup?"...
...That was a crazy dude. I wish he was still here, but I'm glad the things we had to deal with near the end are over. Shit, I'm looking forward to all that being over, and just sitting with the fam telling stories about this dude. He was a trip, so I hope after people get all the emotional stuff out, we can sit there, pour a few drinks, eat some good food, and laugh our asses off thinking about the crazy/funny shit he said and did...
...That was a crazy dude. I wish he was still here, but I'm glad the things we had to deal with near the end are over. Shit, I'm looking forward to all that being over, and just sitting with the fam telling stories about this dude. He was a trip, so I hope after people get all the emotional stuff out, we can sit there, pour a few drinks, eat some good food, and laugh our asses off thinking about the crazy/funny shit he said and did...
i took my daughter to Hooters,told her "keep your grades up and learn new things" or "you can watch other people party","you can serve or be served".we both had fish and chips with fried pickles to start it off.she told me it looks like "raisins" from southpark
i took my daughter to Hooters,told her "keep your grades up and learn new things" or "you can watch other people party","you can serve or be served".we both had fish and chips with fried pickles to start it off.she told me it looks like "raisins" from southpark
fried pickles
Let me start off by saying that I hope you laugh a lot on Wednesday CT - not only are you suppose to but I think it would be very therapeutic. Trust me.
See when you play, you get sweaty right? So you gotta cool down. Get a girl with a nice ass bouncing up and down...you not breaking a sweat but Mr. Hulk in your pants is. So now that you wanna take chick in the back and do unspeakable things to her, you need a drink. Which would lead to more tips for the jiggly booty. Which leads to more drinks. Which means you're broke.
See? Simple equation: Basketball + Strippers = Public Drunk Brokenness
Too funny
Yeah, you ain't from the south.
See now THIS is what I want my hair to look like when I start my dreads:
I'm tired. And I'm ready for the hunt.
I need a damn dress maker!
why would you put a basketball court inside a strip club
See when you play, you get sweaty right? So you gotta cool down. Get a girl with a nice ass bouncing up and down...you not breaking a sweat but Mr. Hulk in your pants is. So now that you wanna take chick in the back and do unspeakable things to her, you need a drink. Which would lead to more tips for the jiggly booty. Which leads to more drinks. Which means you're broke.
See? Simple equation: Basketball + Strippers = Public Drunk Brokenness
i took my daughter to Hooters,told her "keep your grades up and learn new things" or "you can watch other people party","you can serve or be served".we both had fish and chips with fried pickles to start it off.she told me it looks like "raisins" from southpark
Too funny
fried pickles
Yeah, you ain't from the south.
See now THIS is what I want my hair to look like when I start my dreads:
I'm tired. And I'm ready for the hunt.
I need a damn dress maker!
Too funny
Yeah, you ain't from the south.
See now THIS is what I want my hair to look like when I start my dreads:
I need a damn dress maker!
no i am not from the south i was at the Charlotte airport and they were offering free fried pickles with the food and i still turned that shit down.
why would anyone want that much hair? how many times a day do that person sit on their hair
my offer as the volunteer boob holder still stands
Let me start off by saying that I hope you laugh a lot on Wednesday CT - not only are you suppose to but I think it would be very therapeutic. Trust me.
See when you play, you get sweaty right? So you gotta cool down. Get a girl with a nice ass bouncing up and down...you not breaking a sweat but Mr. Hulk in your pants is. So now that you wanna take chick in the back and do unspeakable things to her, you need a drink. Which would lead to more tips for the jiggly booty. Which leads to more drinks. Which means you're broke.
See? Simple equation: Basketball + Strippers = Public Drunk Brokenness
Too funny
Yeah, you ain't from the south.
See now THIS is what I want my hair to look like when I start my dreads:
I'm tired. And I'm ready for the hunt.
I need a damn dress maker!
Thanks Mel. That's what I hope as well. I don't like overly emotional shit when people are sad. You know how funerals are too, there are always people you want to avoid, not make eye contact with, etc. I hope I can get through it without locking eyes with them, seeing, or hearing them cry, etc. I don't want to sit through a sad ass service either. I want to laugh, and celebrate the brotha's life. I want to get in, and get out with as many dry eyes (including my own) as possible. I'm sure by the time it's all over, a few of us will "need a drink"...
It felt good to have my toes out last weekend....
He'll pay for the pedi if it's french manicure only! damn Men!! lol
Slingbacks are the damn DEVIL!!!
1 more month and I'm on vacation - fun in the sun and Mary aint coming with her hating ass!!!
Steaks on the grill are beyond good, they are (can't even find the words)
Spring, spring, spring, spring!
He'll pay for the pedi if it's french manicure only! damn Men!! lol
Slingbacks are the damn DEVIL!!!
1 more month and I'm on vacation - fun in the sun and Mary aint coming with her hating ass!!!
Steaks on the grill are beyond good, they are (can't even find the words)
Spring, spring, spring, spring!
why would anyone want that much hair? how many times a day do that person sit on their hair
my offer as the volunteer boob holder still stands
I want them to look like that...I'll probably cut it when it hits my waist though. It's too much.
And me mommy sits on it quite often
.I'm sure by the time it's all over, a few of us will "need a drink"...
As you should. Take care of yourself and your family now, Hear?
I can see why no one really liked this movie save for the little girl. But do you really have to get balls naked to fuck in the kitchen? So unnecessary.
I have a blog...post...quip...thought...that I want to post on my dormant blog...but for some reason I'm not happy with it...or any thought for that matter which explains why I haven't posted anything yet...I might need a vacation to sort some things out.
Bitches starring at me, starring so impolite!!!!
Pay attention haters, I promise these hoes lookin!!!
Gas will hit 3 bucks a gallon in the next few days. 
My tastebuds have disappeared. 
OH WHY HAVE YOU FORSAKEN ME.
I can't taste anything until it reaches the back of my throat(Shut it perverts)
OH WHY HAVE YOU FORSAKEN ME.
I can't taste anything until it reaches the back of my throat(Shut it perverts)
My tastebuds have disappeared.
OH WHY HAVE YOU FORSAKEN ME.
I can't taste anything until it reaches the back of my throat(Shut it perverts)
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Mel, You know I usually get photos, but I'm not getting any while I'm here. To be honest, there's not much worth taking photos of. I'm nowhere near downtown Khartoum. And I'm not gonna take pics of the hotel, which is a nice ass hotel. (Al Salam Rotana is the name of the hotel.)
Talk to y'all later.
Mel, You know I usually get photos, but I'm not getting any while I'm here. To be honest, there's not much worth taking photos of. I'm nowhere near downtown Khartoum. And I'm not gonna take pics of the hotel, which is a nice ass hotel. (Al Salam Rotana is the name of the hotel.)
Talk to y'all later.
lol I will patiently for the next issues of GP's Travel Guide. You just be safe.
Did some looking though and it's nice to know that only white people say they want to visit Sudan:
http://www.rotana.com/facilities-14-3.htm
And that is a nice looking hotel:
I don't know why but I find this to be incredibly laughable...makes me wonder if there really are scenes like this there:
http://www.rotana.com/imagesadmin/14/visual/3/visual/07080210402554.jpg
Fucking is a bigger fucking media blitz than some of the tea bagger with their ni**er signs
man i should even be saying this but oh well so i'm driving home and the high schools track team is out jogging on the side of the road and this one girl had an ass that would have put her on the cover of any mens magazine in the world.
today started off so beautifully now has made a steep turn towards gayville WDF!!! get me a drink!!
man i should even be saying this but oh well so i'm driving home and the high schools track team is out jogging on the side of the road and this one girl had an ass that would have put her on the cover of any mens magazine in the world.
to avoid making myself look worst i will not quote the legal age of consent in my state
to avoid making myself look worst i will not quote the legal age of consent in my state
hey the bitch could of been 18.....
Not a good look though...
BTW, Health care is a responsibility, not a right.
lol I will patiently for the next issues of GP's Travel Guide. You just be safe.
Did some looking though and it's nice to know that only white people say they want to visit Sudan:
http://www.rotana.com/facilities-14-3.htm
And that is a nice looking hotel:
I don't know why but I find this to be incredibly laughable...makes me wonder if there really are scenes like this there:
http://www.rotana.com/imagesadmin/14/visual/3/visual/07080210402554.jpg
Mel, that is exactly how my hotel room looks like. I bullshit you not.
As for the second pic, that is the restaurant on the ground floor. Nice view of the pool, and a great breakfast (no swine, but the beef bacon is on point).
Back from my uncle's funeral. It was yesterday afternoon, but I stayed in that area until today. I've been home for about 3 hours now. Except for the first song, the funeral wasn't too emotional. That song was slow and a couple of my aunts and cousins (my uncle's daughters) let it all out at that point. I think that got most of us. It definitely got me, ...After that it was OK though. Not a long drawn out service either. There were also some funny moments as well. I actually walked out before the song at the end though, I was like fuck that, they're not gonna get me again.....But, as I was leaving I could hear it and it was a much more upbeat song. There were some tears as most of the people walked outside the church. Apparently, they opened the casket, and people could see him laying there as they left the building. I missed all that because I was already outside by then. Seeing a few "ugly cry faces" was enough for me though. I had to walk away from those folks. I skipped the burial, and went to the house to change clothes and run to the store. After that, there was plenty of good food, and drinks for all to enjoy. Overall it was a pretty good day. It had its difficult moments, but for the most part those weren't too bad, and didn't last that long...
...After that it was OK though. Not a long drawn out service either. There were also some funny moments as well. I actually walked out before the song at the end though, I was like fuck that, they're not gonna get me again.....But, as I was leaving I could hear it and it was a much more upbeat song. There were some tears as most of the people walked outside the church. Apparently, they opened the casket, and people could see him laying there as they left the building. I missed all that because I was already outside by then. Seeing a few "ugly cry faces" was enough for me though. I had to walk away from those folks. I skipped the burial, and went to the house to change clothes and run to the store. After that, there was plenty of good food, and drinks for all to enjoy. Overall it was a pretty good day. It had its difficult moments, but for the most part those weren't too bad, and didn't last that long...
"kids want my autograph, hoes want my phone number, I'm so damn conceited, I gave her the wrong number!!"
Well, let's see how this plays out...
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"kids want my autograph, hoes want my phone number, I'm so damn conceited, I gave her the wrong number!!"
Oh no! I own you on the politics board and you come here to blow yourself up.
are you all watching this fucking game?
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