El Padrone is still fucking them from the grave 
Pablo Escobar's hippos keep multiplying and Colombia doesn't know how to stop it...
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What? Lol
I imagine they taste like ham hocks. They look like walking ham hocks. I imagine Smokey salty goodness
Didn't know hippo tacos were a thing
They bout to be if they keep reproducing over there.cheap meat packages wit weird looking cuts coming soon.shit just say carne on the front.thats it.
ship em to venezuela..they ate the last zoo animal a few months ago I think.
They are an invasive species introduced to a delicate, rainforest environment for the most nefarious of purposes. So, I'd be surprised if they are legally protected. What I do know is that mature hippos are pretty good at protecting their self.
Not from 50 yards..
Innit! River Hippo meet Desert Eagle!
Add a predator to the ecosystem ? That’s nuts ! 3 years later the predator eats them all then what with the predator ?
Listen, y'all don't get it. Hippo's run 30 miles per our. Usain Bolt the fastest human alive runs 27.8 miles per hour.
If a hippo is chasing a human being on land we're fucked.
A hippo can swim 15 miles per hour. The fastest human can swim 6 miles per hour. If human beings did not have guns we would not be top animal species in the world
We can't beat those mofos on land or water. They are fiercely territorial. You can avoid a lion on the plains of Africa , but you have to drink water and at a water source you're at the mercy of hippos and crocodiles.
That's just scary
If a hippo is chasing a human being on land we're fucked.
A hippo can swim 15 miles per hour. The fastest human can swim 6 miles per hour. If human beings did not have guns we would not be top animal species in the world
We can't beat those mofos on land or water. They are fiercely territorial. You can avoid a lion on the plains of Africa , but you have to drink water and at a water source you're at the mercy of hippos and crocodiles.
That's just scary
I buy water in a shop, I ain't seen no hippos chillin' on the corner yet!
They just gonna to have to:
1. Tranquilize and sterilize them and then put them on a protected walled off natural reserve or zoo.
2. Cull them
Those are the only options.
1. Tranquilize and sterilize them and then put them on a protected walled off natural reserve or zoo.
2. Cull them
Those are the only options.
THIS! The fuck kinda nose candy they on? They shoot and kill anybody or anything else so what's the fucking problem? GTFOH! yall wanted em gone they'd be gone!
Exactly, I heard Louisiana is paying people to kill nutria rats so why can't they tranquilize or kill a big ass hippo?
The Hippos bring the tourists in to the area and the Killumbians probably rob them
Couple of questions or thoughts really. Hippos live like 40 to 50 years; so some of those hippos probably remember Pablo. Also are the hippos fucking their brothers and sisters? So wouldn't they face the same pure bred problems of other species? Mentally and physically? After a while wouldn't the problem fix itself? All them retarded, deranged, and deformed hippos running around???
Couple of questions or thoughts really. Hippos live like 40 to 50 years; so some of those hippos probably remember Pablo. Also are the hippos fucking their brothers and sisters? So wouldn't they face the same pure bred problems of other species? Mentally and physically? After a while wouldn't the problem fix itself? All them retarded, deranged, and deformed hippos running around???
Teenage Mutant Crackhead Hippos?
Exactly!
Yeah, adding lions and crocs will make the situation better.ExactlyJust 50 hippos left....one day at the most....all gone
Hippos only run fast in a straight line...you can swerve and run in front of him while cappin his ass...
but if he gets you...
Have to decide if they really want the tourist that bad. If so, just have to accept the environmental impact as well as dangers associated with having these huge, fearless creatures roaming free.
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