This thread is too damn funny. Let's see....I am a freak and I have been around the world already with stops in Amsterdam and Brazil. Let's see:
1. 3 somes
2. While in college...I started fucking my girl in the ass til she said she couldn't take it so I pulled out and had her blow me til I nutted in her mouth. No condom.....she swallowed.
3. Fucked a chick on her period and my smart teenage age used a plain white tshirt to cover the sofa. Man....it looked like a damn crime scene in there by the time we got finished. LOL!!!
4. My boy and his girl got into a fight and I bit the bullet and gave her a ride home. One thing led to a mothafuckin' 'nother and we end up back at my place fucking.....twice......and once more in the morning.

I eventually manned up and told him what went down a year later.
5. When I was working for a health club chain I ended up sleeping with one of the aerobic instructors and I have no idea how old she was. The face was old but the body was banging!!! I'm pretty sure she was older than my mom. LOL!!!
6. After busting a nut in my fiance's mouth she told me that she could tell that I was out of my protein powder cause my cum tasted nasty again.
7. Raw dicked 3 girls in the same day with no more than a ho bath in between fucks. For those unfamiliar with a ho bath....get yourself a wet wipe, hit the hot spots, you're all good to go. Mmmmmmm....lemony fresh.
and probably the nastiest thing I can think of....
8. While enjoying a nice Sunday morning fuck with the girlfriend....I stuck my thumb in her ass while I was hitting it from behind. I looked down after I had already inserted said thumb and then I noticed that the former love of my life had not thoroughly wiped her ass from her morning dump.

Yup....that one still haunts me to this day.