Damn I am glad that I don't have to have sex with women who are as sexually restricted as what I hear from some of the cats on this board. To each his or her own, but ANYTHING that occurs between a MAN and a WOMAN is, TECHNICALLY, HETEROSEXUAL BEHAVIOR (as if it really makes a difference, because we all do what the fuck we choose to anyway). I don't find anything about the male body sexually attractive in the least. Nor do I envision any sexual act with a man the least bit interesting. On the other hand, there is very little about women I find un-attractive, and just about anything they want to do with me is just fine and dandy. Yes, there are limits- piss doesn't do it for me, nor does being overtly submissive to a woman turn me on (however, having been surreptitiously handcuffed by women a couple of times, that was kind of cool).
Dudes, whatever. If you think a woman licking your ass is gay, okay, whatever. Many of the chicks on the board will attest that, one on one, you sing a different fucking tune (when can we ever cut the bullshit????). I long ago outgrew the need to publicly decry over and over that I AM NOT A HOMOSEXUAL. If we actually knew how many of you he man motherfuckers have been fucked in your ass the past week by some good looking prettyboy (after you sucked his dick) we would probably go into cardiac arrest.
Like I said, ya'll do ya'll, but ain't nothing on Earth like a woman who will lick you anywhere and everywhere (I won't even go into prostate massage, you just have to live and learn, I guess).
So many fucking rules.... Damn, wouldn't it be simpler for most of ya'll to just jerk off and be done with it? Oh, I forgot the ego thing- no conquest involved with jerking off, no "notch on the belt". Damn....
