Men Who Liked Their Salads Tossed

[BIGBLUE2006]

for the freaks. Of course guys swap sex tales, but one of them that is fitting for this thread is the "Rusty Trombone".

Dude said it's when a guy gets his salad tossed from the back while the woman gives him a simultaneous hand job.

Now thats super homo!

 

[kurrupt]

for the freaks. Of course guys swap sex tales, but one of them that is fitting for this thread is the "Rusty Trombone".

Dude said it's when a guy gets his salad tossed from the back while the woman gives him a simultaneous hand job.

Now thats super homo!

@ Rusty Trombone!

who makes up these names?

 

[GET YOU HOT]

I think with a strong connection, it comes under freakiness. You mean to tell me a man, would let a woman lick all that dick, chest and balls, swallow and miss the ass, c'mon now...

 

[buck_ya_bitch]

Your first two sentences make no sense, can you explain them?? Do you mean it's not about the actual act, but that the girl is freaky enough to do it??

what I'm saying
is that a lot of chicks like licking dudes ass..
if she sucking your dick and balls and start licking your ass.
what are you going to do..
tell her to stop..why..?
I'm neutral when it comes to getting my salad tossed..
never asked for it.
but
if a female wants to do it..

let her do her thing..
and please believe if a chick likes to lick a dudes ass
she a freaky bitch...

 

[Rudey]

Yall sound like a bunch of nasty motherfuckers and females think it is strange when a man said he really doesn't like to kiss.Some of you nasty bitches put your mouths every where.

Too bad, yall probably kissing your child/children with that filthy mouth.

 

[shaddyvillethug]

leroy has me dying

 

[Mo-Better]

I think with a strong connection, it comes under freakiness. You mean to tell me a man, would let a woman lick all that dick, chest and balls, swallow and miss the ass, c'mon now...

At times I have to wonder about this board. Everyone here is supposed to be adults. Everyone here should know what is gay behaviour and what is not.

GYH, your 100% correct. Freakiness is the word everyone keeps dancing around. The act itself has nothing to do with being gay unless there's 2 or more men doing it.

 

[GET YOU HOT]

At times I have to wonder about this board. Everyone here is supposed to be adults. Everyone here should know what is gay behaviour and what is not.

GYH, your 100% correct. Freakiness is the word everyone keeps dancing around. The act itself has nothing to do with being gay unless there's 2 or more men doing it.

I would not necessarily catagorize myself as a freak or a prude, i have never licked an ass period. But I have an imagination, I believe to each his or her own...

 

[Big Preme]

I think with a strong connection, it comes under freakiness. You mean to tell me a man, would let a woman lick all that dick, chest and balls, swallow and miss the ass, c'mon now...

If she wants to use my silverware she better miss my ass.

 

[GET YOU HOT]

How about a feather, to tickle your balls or your ass...?

 

[LeroyDibiase]

How about a feather, to tickle your balls or your ass...?

See, lemme clarify. Getting your salad tossed is when your ass is licked and that is the sole focal point of the act. It's a blow job for your ass. If a chick is down there with my dick and balls IN THE PROCESS OF SOME HEAD SANFORD and happens to causally lick around that area for a non-extended period of time, I wouldn't have any objection.

 

[Robeson]

Damn I am glad that I don't have to have sex with women who are as sexually restricted as what I hear from some of the cats on this board. To each his or her own, but ANYTHING that occurs between a MAN and a WOMAN is, TECHNICALLY, HETEROSEXUAL BEHAVIOR (as if it really makes a difference, because we all do what the fuck we choose to anyway). I don't find anything about the male body sexually attractive in the least. Nor do I envision any sexual act with a man the least bit interesting. On the other hand, there is very little about women I find un-attractive, and just about anything they want to do with me is just fine and dandy. Yes, there are limits- piss doesn't do it for me, nor does being overtly submissive to a woman turn me on (however, having been surreptitiously handcuffed by women a couple of times, that was kind of cool).

Dudes, whatever. If you think a woman licking your ass is gay, okay, whatever. Many of the chicks on the board will attest that, one on one, you sing a different fucking tune (when can we ever cut the bullshit????). I long ago outgrew the need to publicly decry over and over that I AM NOT A HOMOSEXUAL. If we actually knew how many of you he man motherfuckers have been fucked in your ass the past week by some good looking prettyboy (after you sucked his dick) we would probably go into cardiac arrest.

Like I said, ya'll do ya'll, but ain't nothing on Earth like a woman who will lick you anywhere and everywhere (I won't even go into prostate massage, you just have to live and learn, I guess).

So many fucking rules.... Damn, wouldn't it be simpler for most of ya'll to just jerk off and be done with it? Oh, I forgot the ego thing- no conquest involved with jerking off, no "notch on the belt". Damn....

 

[Adam Knows]

Damn I am glad that I don't have to have sex with women who are as sexually restricted as what I hear from some of the cats on this board. To each his or her own, but ANYTHING that occurs between a MAN and a WOMAN is, TECHNICALLY, HETEROSEXUAL BEHAVIOR (as if it really makes a difference, because we all do what the fuck we choose to anyway).

again if she comes at your ass with a strap on,

are you going to say ok, it is a woman doing it and bend over?




i don't think so.

 

[jucurious]

So many fucking rules.... Damn, wouldn't it be simpler for most of ya'll to just jerk off and be done with it? Oh, I forgot the ego thing- no conquest involved with jerking off, no "notch on the belt". Damn....

WOW

this statement made me go...mhmmmmm CHURCH TABERNACLE for reasons that have NOTHING to do w/ this particular thread just "sexual rules" and "gender rules" in general

 

[MEMPHIS_THUG]

Damn I am glad that I don't have to have sex with women who are as sexually restricted as what I hear from some of the cats on this board. To each his or her own, but ANYTHING that occurs between a MAN and a WOMAN is, TECHNICALLY, HETEROSEXUAL BEHAVIOR (as if it really makes a difference, because we all do what the fuck we choose to anyway). I don't find anything about the male body sexually attractive in the least. Nor do I envision any sexual act with a man the least bit interesting. On the other hand, there is very little about women I find un-attractive, and just about anything they want to do with me is just fine and dandy. Yes, there are limits- piss doesn't do it for me, nor does being overtly submissive to a woman turn me on (however, having been surreptitiously handcuffed by women a couple of times, that was kind of cool).

Dudes, whatever. If you think a woman licking your ass is gay, okay, whatever. Many of the chicks on the board will attest that, one on one, you sing a different fucking tune (when can we ever cut the bullshit????). I long ago outgrew the need to publicly decry over and over that I AM NOT A HOMOSEXUAL. If we actually knew how many of you he man motherfuckers have been fucked in your ass the past week by some good looking prettyboy (after you sucked his dick) we would probably go into cardiac arrest.

Like I said, ya'll do ya'll, but ain't nothing on Earth like a woman who will lick you anywhere and everywhere (I won't even go into prostate massage, you just have to live and learn, I guess).

So many fucking rules.... Damn, wouldn't it be simpler for most of ya'll to just jerk off and be done with it? Oh, I forgot the ego thing- no conquest involved with jerking off, no "notch on the belt". Damn....

bro you went a little too vivid on the gay shit details, we dont need all those faggot ass details.
i know you could have made your point without that shit!
damn

 

[Mo-Better]

I would not necessarily catagorize myself as a freak or a prude, i have never licked an ass period. But I have an imagination, I believe to each his or her own...

Times have changed us all. Were getting tats and body piercings today. I know not one person here grew up thinking, "I can't wait to put my lips on that." But today oral sex is the norm for most people. Its expected and we want it to be good when we're on the recieving end and we want it to be satisfying to our mates when were giving it.

Not saying your a freak but I know everyone has a freaky side to them. It takes the right person to bring that side out of us. Why do we keep liquor around the house? A few drinks and the right setting and we let down our defenses. The freak starts to emerge, the clothes come off and anything goes. I've had women do this, its not something I expect, do or insist upon.

 

[Robeson]

bro you went a little too vivid on the gay shit details, we dont need all those faggot ass details.
i know you could have made your point without that shit!
damn

Due respect, but last time I checked this was a PORN BOARD. Now, I know it's not a GAY PORN BOARD, so I feel you on that. But as long as I don't break any of the rules, I can say what I want to, right? And if I feel the need to make a casual reference to DOWN LOW NIGGAS WHO SUCK EACH OTHER'S DICKS AND FUCK EACH OTHER IN THE ASS WHILE PLAYING A MACHO STRAIGHT ROLE IN PUBLIC (you do know that happens, right?) to make a point, I will do so. I don't do it to upset you, but if I have something to say, I'm gonna say it.

What the fuck do you care if guys fuck each other in the ass anyway?

 

[Robeson]

Not saying your a freak but I know everyone has a freaky side to them. It takes the right person to bring that side out of us. Why do we keep liquor around the house? A few drinks and the right setting and we let down our defenses. The freak starts to emerge, the clothes come off and anything goes. I've had women do this, its not something I expect, do or insist upon.

That's what I'm talkin' about... If you find it gross, don't let a chick do it. If you are a female and think it's gross, don't do it. Big fucking deal. Some women like to have their toes sucked, some don't. Some women can take the taste of cum, some can't. I remember a time when no black man anywhere copped to eatin' pussy. Ask the females back in the day how many of them niggas was lying. It's just fucking silly, but then again, most of ya'll are kinda young relatively.

Fuck, suck, eat, lick.... FUCKING ENJOY!!!! Life is too short for all of these artificial restrictions when it comes to sex. Our lives are controlled enough; if you can't comfortably get your freak on, what's the point????

If you don't like something DON'T DO IT. If you like it, FUCKING INDULGE ALREADY.

Damn...

 

[onyxfemme]

Thinking on this again....I dont know...I am a freaky woman....I cant say what I wont do...But if a man asked me to lick his ass, I may have take getting a background check on him seriously...Just to make sure he hasnt served no time in the pen...I'm just saying

 

[Robeson]

Thinking on this again....I dont know...I am a freaky woman....I cant say what I wont do...But if a man asked me to lick his ass, I may have take getting a background check on him seriously...Just to make sure he hasnt served no time in the pen...I'm just saying

I have never asked a woman to do this to me. Several have just done it. Now, if they have done it several times without my asking, I may ask for it then, but it's a line I know a lot of women draw. Cool. But there are a lot of women out there who either like to do it or do it because they think/know a make likes it (I don't know which, and really don't care). There is a bunch of shit I won't ask a chick to do. But if she is down, fuck it, so am I. Same with anal. It's not a big favorite of mine, but if she likes it, no problem. For a lot of shit it's more about the reaction from her than the actual sensation for me. If something drives her absolutely crazy, and it's not life threatening for either party, just fucking name it!

 

[Mo-Better]

Thinking on this again....I dont know...I am a freaky woman....I cant say what I wont do...But if a man asked me to lick his ass, I may have take getting a background check on him seriously...Just to make sure he hasnt served no time in the pen...I'm just saying

I'm a little surprised, didn't think you had any inhibitions. But understand this isn't something you do with someone you just met or its your first time together. I don't now anyone that freaky if so I don't think I would keep them around.

 

[Mo-Better]

That's what I'm talkin' about... If you find it gross, don't let a chick do it. If you are a female and think it's gross, don't do it. Big fucking deal. Some women like to have their toes sucked, some don't. Some women can take the taste of cum, some can't. I remember a time when no black man anywhere copped to eatin' pussy. Ask the females back in the day how many of them niggas was lying. It's just fucking silly, but then again, most of ya'll are kinda young relatively.

Fuck, suck, eat, lick.... FUCKING ENJOY!!!! Life is too short for all of these artificial restrictions when it comes to sex. Our lives are controlled enough; if you can't comfortably get your freak on, what's the point????

If you don't like something DON'T DO IT. If you like it, FUCKING INDULGE ALREADY.

Damn...

Yeah man it seems some ladies here are afraid to be up front about matters like this. I'm willing to bet there's more women here who have indulged than are willing to admit.

The simple fact is we have all done something freaky with one of our past lovers! Unless the police or EMS had to be called in there's nothing to be ashamed about its called having fun.

 

[black again]

That's what I'm talkin' about... If you find it gross, don't let a chick do it. If you are a female and think it's gross, don't do it. Big fucking deal. Some women like to have their toes sucked, some don't. Some women can take the taste of cum, some can't. I remember a time when no black man anywhere copped to eatin' pussy. Ask the females back in the day how many of them niggas was lying. It's just fucking silly, but then again, most of ya'll are kinda young relatively.

Fuck, suck, eat, lick.... FUCKING ENJOY!!!! Life is too short for all of these artificial restrictions when it comes to sex. Our lives are controlled enough; if you can't comfortably get your freak on, what's the point????

If you don't like something DON'T DO IT. If you like it, FUCKING INDULGE ALREADY.

Damn...

It's that simple, people. TOLERANCE. PERIOD. ENJOY YOUR LIFE!
Read what he wrote again, if you're unsure.
at bruthas not admitting to eatin pussy. Dude, when I was comin up, you had the right to fight ANYBODY that accused you of eatin puzzy...it was taboo, in my hood. Hell, if somebody called you GAY...You could kill em and get away with it...BIG J/K. But, you know what I mean. That's why I find it so...ridiculous that anyone would try to call out another person's PRIVATE, sexual practices as gay, weird, unaccepatable (legal crap aside)...I thought that went out when you reached maturity. I assume I'm dealing only with adults, here. When you're comin up, your boys had a huge influence on what was and wasn't cool. But at some point, you made your OWN decisions...hence the term MAN UP.

 

[LeroyDibiase]

Damn I am glad that I don't have to have sex with women who are as sexually restricted as what I hear from some of the cats on this board. To each his or her own, but ANYTHING that occurs between a MAN and a WOMAN is, TECHNICALLY, HETEROSEXUAL BEHAVIOR (as if it really makes a difference, because we all do what the fuck we choose to anyway). I don't find anything about the male body sexually attractive in the least. Nor do I envision any sexual act with a man the least bit interesting. On the other hand, there is very little about women I find un-attractive, and just about anything they want to do with me is just fine and dandy. Yes, there are limits- piss doesn't do it for me, nor does being overtly submissive to a woman turn me on (however, having been surreptitiously handcuffed by women a couple of times, that was kind of cool).

Dudes, whatever. If you think a woman licking your ass is gay, okay, whatever. Many of the chicks on the board will attest that, one on one, you sing a different fucking tune (when can we ever cut the bullshit????). I long ago outgrew the need to publicly decry over and over that I AM NOT A HOMOSEXUAL. If we actually knew how many of you he man motherfuckers have been fucked in your ass the past week by some good looking prettyboy (after you sucked his dick) we would probably go into cardiac arrest.

Like I said, ya'll do ya'll, but ain't nothing on Earth like a woman who will lick you anywhere and everywhere (I won't even go into prostate massage, you just have to live and learn, I guess).

So many fucking rules.... Damn, wouldn't it be simpler for most of ya'll to just jerk off and be done with it? Oh, I forgot the ego thing- no conquest involved with jerking off, no "notch on the belt". Damn....

I see you answered everyone's question but mine and Da Don's. If she comes for your ass with a strapon, that's cool with you right???

 

[Robeson]

I see you answered everyone's question but mine and Da Don's. If she comes for your ass with a strapon, that's cool with you right???

Well, since apparently it's important to you, no it isn't. I don't get turned on by having an artificial dick in my ass. But what if I did? What the fuck is it to you? I love you cats who want to do what you want to do, but when someone else wants to do something that you don't like you somehow seem to think it's important that you don't like what they do. I DON'T GIVE A FUCK IF YOU ORDAIN MY SEXUAL PRACTICES, OKAY???? If I want to suck a rhinocerous's dick (temporarily suspending the fact that a rhino can't give verbal consent), WHY DO YOU YOU FUCKING CARE?

Look, I'm not going to get argumentative about this because that's not the spirit of the Board. But I AM going to call bullshit bullshit when I see it. And one man taking issue with another man's sexual practices- barring any overriding moral or legal issues (like beastiality and kids) is COMPLETE BULLSHIT!!!

Why does this bother me??? Because it speaks to the fragility of the black man's masulinity. You all cannot see the insecurity and questioning of your own manhood screaming from these comments. Is your manhood so fragile that you have to so publicly declare that "I AM A MAN, I AM A MAN?" Quite often that is the reaction of survivors of child molestation (something they had no control over) who are trying to reassure themselves that they are okay. You ARE okay, okay? And if you aren't I know a bunch of great therapists that can help ya'll come to terms with this shit you seem to have such an issue with.

It's tough being black man in America, but damnit I am one, proud of it, comfortable with it, and do not feel to any degree my manhood is at issue because of what I like to do with a consenting female who has reached the age of majority. If I wanted my girlfriend to ram a 12" dildo up my ass every fucking night, you all could kiss my ass if you had a problem with it because that's us.

Dude, you fuck how you want to fuck (as long as you don't R. Kelly on us- and do I need to break down why THAT is a problem????), I will fuck how I want to fuck, okay?

Any further questions????

 

[Robeson]

I see you answered everyone's question but mine and Da Don's. If she comes for your ass with a strapon, that's cool with you right???

Oh, and while I'm at it, I'll stray from the topic and state one of the reasons this board is so good: WOMEN DON'T HAVE TO SPEND MOST OF THEIR TIME ASSURING US THAT THAT ARE WOMEN!!!! We get that they are (it's kind of obvious right?). I NEVER post on the other side, because for the most part you guys are fucking idiots, seldom capable of intelligent conversation without this incessant dick-waving (I AM A MAN.. I AM A MAN... I AM A MAN). Now, the women have their own issues, true, but at least when it comes to licking ass, if they don't want to do it, they just don't do it and don't spend countless posts explaining why licking a man's ass is the most evil act in human history.

It will be so nice when you younstas grow the fuck up. But at least I don't have to fuck you... what a drag that probably is ("yeah, baby, this is the best dick in the whole wide world, isn't it? Please tell me it's the best dick in the whole wide world, because because my whole existence depends on this being the best dick you will ever have in your entire life"). Damn...

 

[LeroyDibiase]

Well, since apparently it's important to you, no it isn't. I don't get turned on by having an artificial dick in my ass. But what if I did? What the fuck is it to you? I love you cats who want to do what you want to do, but when someone else wants to do something that you don't like you somehow seem to think it's important that you don't like what they do. I DON'T GIVE A FUCK IF YOU ORDAIN MY SEXUAL PRACTICES, OKAY???? If I want to suck a rhinocerous's dick (temporarily suspending the fact that a rhino can't give verbal consent), WHY DO YOU YOU FUCKING CARE?

Look, I'm not going to get argumentative about this because that's not the spirit of the Board. But I AM going to call bullshit bullshit when I see it. And one man taking issue with another man's sexual practices- barring any overriding moral or legal issues (like beastiality and kids) is COMPLETE BULLSHIT!!!

Why does this bother me??? Because it speaks to the fragility of the black man's masulinity. You all cannot see the insecurity and questioning of your own manhood screaming from these comments. Is your manhood so fragile that you have to so publicly declare that "I AM A MAN, I AM A MAN?" Quite often that is the reaction of survivors of child molestation (something they had no control over) who are trying to reassure themselves that they are okay. You ARE okay, okay? And if you aren't I know a bunch of great therapists that can help ya'll come to terms with this shit you seem to have such an issue with.

It's tough being black man in America, but damnit I am one, proud of it, comfortable with it, and do not feel to any degree my manhood is at issue because of what I like to do with a consenting female who has reached the age of majority. If I wanted my girlfriend to ram a 12" dildo up my ass every fucking night, you all could kiss my ass if you had a problem with it because that's us.

Dude, you fuck how you want to fuck (as long as you don't R. Kelly on us- and do I need to break down why THAT is a problem????), I will fuck how I want to fuck, okay?

Any further questions????

Can you read? No one, at least I'm not, is taking issues with what YOU or any man want to do. My problem, if you'd read my first post, is that people criticize those who choose not to do it and called them homophobes/closet cases. That is all. Reading that would've saved you from going into two different poor man's version of Denis Leary monologues.

Also, the OP asked a question, I, and others, answered it. People made a point about something, I questioned them about it. That's what happens in a discussion. If someone says that anything between a man and a woman is cool, then I'm going to question them on that.

 

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[qt]http://www.fileden.com/files/2007/1/14/639367/xatrant1.mp3[/qt]

 

[shaddyvillethug]

wtf???????????????

SMH

SMFH

 

[Robeson]

Can you read? No one, at least I'm not, is taking issues with what YOU or any man want to do. My problem, if you'd read my first post, is that people criticize those who choose not to do it and called them homophobes/closet cases. That is all. Reading that would've saved you from going into two different poor man's version of Denis Leary monologues.

Also, the OP asked a question, I, and others, answered it. People made a point about something, I questioned them about it. That's what happens in a discussion. If someone says that anything between a man and a woman is cool, then I'm going to question them on that.

Well, I can, in fact read (uh, I bin to skool...) and re-reading all of your posts in this thread you repeatedly equate a woman playing with a man's ass to any extent as "gay." Now, I have had numerous women do all kinds of shit to my ass, have never engaged in any type of sexual activity with a man, and as far as I can tell don't have any latent sexual attraction to men(you can believe I would have no problem telling you to kiss my ass if I did and you took issue with it). Further, for some reason you wanted me to write a brief for you on whether I would let a woman insert a dildo in my ass, and I think I comprehensively answered your question.

Yes, I can fucking read, and by the way I think you meant Dennis Miller and not Dennis Leary. Dennis Leary is an actor, Dennis Miller a quasi comedian. I'm an unabashed and unapologetic intellectual. Dennis Miller is not even remotely as smart as I am. I accept that the difference is lost on you and many of the cats here. I am tolerant of the less endowed, however.

 

[LeroyDibiase]

Well, I can, in fact read (uh, I bin to skool...) and re-reading all of your posts in this thread you repeatedly equate a woman playing with a man's ass to any extent as "gay." Now, I have had numerous women do all kinds of shit to my ass, have never engaged in any type of sexual activity with a man, and as far as I can tell don't have any latent sexual attraction to men(you can believe I would have no problem telling you to kiss my ass if I did and you took issue with it). Further, for some reason you wanted me to write a brief for you on whether I would let a woman insert a dildo in my ass, and I think I comprehensively answered your question.

Yes, I can fucking read, and by the way I think you meant Dennis Miller and not Dennis Leary. Dennis Leary is an actor, Dennis Miller a quasi comedian. I'm an unabashed and unapologetic intellectual. Dennis Miller is not even remotely as smart as I am. I accept that the difference is lost on you and many of the cats here. I am tolerant of the less endowed, however.

1. It is effeminate (borderline gay) to actively pursue a rimjob from a woman. I'm sorry it just is. If a woman is giving you head and you passively have your ass licked a couple of times, I can understand that. This is my opinion.

2. I will not judge you because you don't feel this, or getting fucked in the ass by a woman, is gay. I will leave that to you and your extended asshole. And CBM_Redux. And Bloodseed.

3. Denis Leary IS a comedian as well. He's a whining, ranting white boy. Do you see how you went into a whole diatribe about correcting me, then showing your "intellectual superiority" to Dennis Miller and "the rest of us"? That's EXACTLY what Denis Leary would've done. I didn't pick him because he's an "intellectual", I picked him because he speaks ad nauseum about topics and you just want him to shut the fuck up.

Seeing as how you were so fucking wrong, your whole paragraph fails. This is what we call "showing your ass" which is in fact NOT gay, just stupid, but in your case "showing your ass" is probably a prelude to "getting it licked and fucked". I will not judge. Seeing as how you fail, I can see that conversations with you will no longer be of interest. I have provided you with some visual aides to show you the error of your statements.

[flash]http://www.youtube.com/v/_Q7kUFS-0XQ[/flash]

 

[Robeson]

Seeing as how you were so fucking wrong, your whole paragraph fails. This is what we call "showing your ass" which is in fact NOT gay, just stupid, but in your case "showing your ass" is probably a prelude to "getting it licked and fucked". I will not judge. Seeing as how you fail, I can see that conversations with you will no longer be of interest. I have provided you with some visual aides to show you the error of your statements.

Others may feel a comfort from your apparent self-perceived, God-given right to determine what is or is not "gay" (which curiously includes behavior not in any way between two people of the same sex). I don't, and deem such positions as assholish at best (since I've never met you, I can't properly call you an asshole, but your foolish observations speak for themselves). You seem obsessed with what others do with their assholes, and for that I do indeed feel sorry for you. As I said, I can refer you to a couple of good therapists that can help you with that.

I stand corrected on the Miller/Leary issue. Not having an abundance of free time to scour the graveyard called American Pop culture, I only know Leary from his mostly mediocre acting roles. I have always found Miller entertainingly glib, but vacuous. But I don't whine; I simply say what I have to say. A legitimate question was asked about female to male ass licking- which to any intelligent person has nothing to do with homosexuality- and we are inundated by these obviously sexually confused males who need to assert to us their manliness by vilifying any healthy heterosexual male who likes the sensation of a female tongue on his ass. I called bullshit, and will do so as you say ad nauseum if I fucking feel like it. Don't like it, don't respond.

I am sorry that I feel intellectually superior to those who take positions like yours, but it's almost impossible not to when you make statements like getting a tongue job from a woman is "borderline gay." I apologize if that is one of the stupidest statements I have ever heard in my entire life, but it just is.

You don't feel my comments are worthy of reply, then you don't have to reply to them. However, that doesn't to any extent mitigate the foolishness of what you say...

 

[swiftandsilent]

Thinking on this again....I dont know...I am a freaky woman....I cant say what I wont do...But if a man asked me to lick his ass, I may have take getting a background check on him seriously...Just to make sure he hasnt served no time in the pen...I'm just saying

 

[DeSiRe]

the anal area has some seriously sensitive areas that if simulated can lead to mind blowing orgasims....

thats for men AND women

i dunno why men are so homophoic about anal stimulation

its WHO u like doing that with is what makes u gay...by definition

 

[SWATLANTA]

I have to agree with Leroy and Da Don's takes on this issue. Some practices between a man and a woman can not only be effeminate, but borderline homosexual. If a woman pulls out a strap-on with the intent of sticking said apparatus in your ass, I don't care how you try to spin it, you are about to partake in some gay activity. Also, I don't understand why some people consider it homophobic because a man can get no pleasure from anal stimulation. It is my preference to not have any ass play in my sexual encounters. I have had women try to lick my ass and I have had to pump the brakes on that shit. I am not licking a woman's asshole (my preference) and I would appreciate it if she would avoid the practice with me...

my .02