KEEP it REAL ladies: WHAT'S THE DUMBEST THING YOU EVER DID FOR SOME DICK???

Ummmmmmm Went out in an ice storm at 2 in the morning...Really wasnt for dick..but because his tounge was FIERCE:yes:
 
gotdam an ice storm? :lol:

Yep and whats crazy is now that I am older I see he wasnt the best! What I would do now for what I got may put me in jail for a looooooooooong time.....:smh: And thats just his tounge...:hmm:
I am so ashamed...:smh:
 
mayne don't do it,because I have witnessed and experience some of the most pathetic shit I see women do for dick.

I don' think women on here will deliver 100% truthful answers.

this might be too much for them.
 
All I will admit is that I have simped for dick before, but only with one person. The shit was so good that I admit I was dickmatized,but I have never did any of the things mentioned in the thread by the men.
 
All I will admit is that I have simped for dick before, but only with one person. The shit was so good that I admit I was dickmatized,but I have never did any of the things mentioned in the thread by the men.

Alright, alright...

Good shit, my lady..

...could you please tell us exactly what it was you did that was "simping" for dick?
 
ill bite

so me and my guy at the time worked close to eachother....we decided we was gonna get some durring the middle of the day

so we skipped work for awhile...


went to a motel (we both live far from where we worked)...paid $20 for 2 hours and went at it

great sex :D

but

it was pretty damn stupid cause we were playing hookey...im driving my company car...if someone was to break into it i dunno how i would explain to my boss why the police report said i was at some motel in the middle of the day:lol:
 
ill bite

so me and my guy at the time worked close to eachother....we decided we was gonna get some durring the middle of the day

so we skipped work for awhile...


went to a motel (we both live far from where we worked)...paid $20 for 2 hours and went at it

great sex :D

but

it was pretty damn stupid cause we were playing hookey...im driving my company car...if someone was to break into it i dunno how i would explain to my boss why the police report said i was at some motel in the middle of the day:lol:


THAT'S IT?!!!

My word...

look, i feel you...you think that was some heavy shit, and i have talked to you, so i know you got more stories than that damn it...

Come on y'all...give up the goods, Ladies...
 
Sorry guys....Can't say that I ever had to do anything out of the ordinary for some dick.....I've spent the last few years on lockdown with the same dick....So I haven't had to work very hard to get it...

Although I guess you could say I simped to get it at first....but he's been mine since then so I guess it was worth it..
 
Maybe the answers would be different if the question was. Not many females have a hard time getting sex. A woman in love will do some strange things tho. :yes:;)
 
Maybe the answers would be different if the question was. Not many females have a hard time getting sex. A woman in love will do some strange things tho. :yes:;)

So, this is where the condom meets the vulva, huh?

Alright, so what is being said is that men chase punani, and women chase what they love...?

Don't none of y'all love d....my fault, too easy....


So, if it isn't too much to ask of my homie Des, the OP of this thread, i would like to ask my ladies, what have you ladies done for the man you loved?
 
Maybe the answers would be different if the question was. Not many females have a hard time getting sex. A woman in love will do some strange things tho. :yes:;)



That's what I was thinking. I have seen love struck women do some strange things for a man.


Dlateshow
 
So, this is where the condom meets the vulva, huh?

Alright, so what is being said is that men chase punani, and women chase what they love...?

Don't none of y'all love d....my fault, too easy....


So, if it isn't too much to ask of my homie Des, the OP of this thread, i would like to ask my ladies, what have you ladies done for the man you loved?


EVERYTHING
 
And for the record why would ANYBODY man or woman want to open up to someone who is so obviously going to put them down about it after:confused:

Just askin':dunno:
 
I drove 8 hours to visit an old flame when I was in my early 20s.
Now that I'm nearly 30...I realize he was a good nigga and I shoulda gave him a chance. Best dick I ever had...been chasing that high ever since.:(

Too late, you fucked up. Your gonna be 40 soon!
 
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