If I was your woman...

femmenoire

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hgbdark said:
already got one on order for you femme


LOL! I really did mean it as a joke!:D




But I like a man that's willing!:yes:



Which was the point of my thread.:smh:
 

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there is alway a "LITTLE" truth in every lie/joke.......how ya doing ms. femme.
you always shake em up on this board
 

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femmenoire said:
Dude this is simply a strap on dildo but it's for the face. I bet 95% of you have never used a dildo on your woman before either.

How on earth would someone get "burned"?


Some people are so phobic it is a wonder that they ever get any.


Being part of that 95%

Don't flame me for asking or being naive, but why would I use a dildo when I come equiped with the real thing. :confused:
 

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Being part of that 95%

Don't flame me for asking or being naive, but why would I use a dildo when I come equiped with the real thing. :confused:

Scenario:

You and your lady are doing 69 but clitoral stimulation is not enough.
 

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Why would clitoral stimulation not be enough? Btw that reminds me of question I've had is it possible for a man to be bad at giving head to a woman?
 

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:rolleyes: ...oh hell no...I thought you was talking about a pink suit or maybe a colorful shirt or some ridiculously fancy shoes or some shit...hell no... :lol:
 

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Pussy Krook said:
Why would clitoral stimulation not be enough? Btw that reminds me of question I've had is it possible for a man to be bad at giving head to a woman?

Not always. Maybe you'd like to finally get that G spot and have her gushing all over the place.

Most men don't even hit the G-spot...well um, if you're curved it may be easier. :yes: And yes I am speaking from experience.


For men a nut is a nut, but if you can heighten your sexual experiences why not?

That's why I ordered that thong. It's multi functional purpose should serve me and my lover.
 

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redsox said:
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This ain't right ! :lol: :lol: :lol:

Femme, I'm down with using the toys on a female, but I ain't putting no dicks on or near my face (or anywhere else) !
 

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Interesting. I've never had a problem making a woman cum just by going down on her. Of course I've retired from doing that for a while now. As far as the g spot I think that is a myth and more of a psychological thing that women get off on because they think their man is trying to stimulate them more.
 

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Pussy Krook said:
Interesting. I've never had a problem making a woman cum just by going down on her. Of course I've retired from doing that for a while now. As far as the g spot I think that is a myth and more of a psychological thing that women get off on because they think their man is trying to stimulate them more.


You think it's a myth?

:lol:

You still have much to learn young one.
 

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femmenoire said:
You think it's a myth?

:lol:

You still have much to learn young one.

Maaan I've used my dick, fingers and a plunger on some of these broads trying to hit that spot and all I get is a :hmm: After while I'm like fugg it I got mine :lol:
 

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I don't know. I think my fingers are thick enough. plus, what if you come and fart in my face, with that thing on, I'm trapped down there!!! :eek: :eek: :eek: :lol: :lol:
 

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Pussy Krook said:
Maaan I've used my dick, fingers and a plunger on some of these broads trying to hit that spot and all I get is a :hmm: After while I'm like fugg it I got mine :lol:

You usually can hit the spot if you put a pillow under the stomach with the ass elevated and aim for the belly button (drive down). You'll know you are hitting it when you get a couple of animal like grunts instead of your regular moans and groans.
 

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I love the pride/boastful replies lol

I would not mind trying it with my girl once or twice because I do not like to eat pussy anyways. So this device would keep my mouth on the clit which is the farthest I would go.
But if I see her liking that shit too damn much, it would be straight into the fireplace after that.

But I think this will work much better for peeps into face riding...
Which is not my cup of tea...
 

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SWATLANTA said:
You usually can hit the spot if you put a pillow under the stomach with the ass elevated and aim for the belly button (drive down). You'll know you are hitting it when you get a couple of animal like grunts instead of your regular moans and groans.


I've tried it all bruh that shit is non existent in some women
 
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femmenoire said:
You think it's a myth?

:lol:

You still have much to learn young one.


he has much to learn...

1: insert finger/fingers into vagina, palm-side up....

2. curl fingers up until you feel a rough-spot....

3.make a come-here motion with your finger/fingers....woman should begin moaning now :yes:

4. continue this technique, along with clitoral stimulation, as long as needed....

that concludes todays lesson
 

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LouRawls said:
he has much to learn...

1: insert finger/fingers into vagina, palm-side up....

2. curl fingers up until you feel a rough-spot....

3.make a come-here motion with your finger/fingers....woman should begin moaning now :yes:

4. continue this technique, along with clitoral stimulation, as long as needed....

that concludes todays lesson

Sounds like you and SWAtlanta know a thing or two. That's particularly attractive and stimulating.
 

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:rolleyes: @ niggas posting shit they read in a book or on a website. I bet ya'll think your women never fake an orgasm

Some chicks are frigid. No matter what you do its hard for them to cum. I've had women stop me from making them cum because they were scared :confused:

Some women are horny as fuck you can simply rub them or blow in their ear and they get wet. Some chicks like their titties played with. Some chicks like their pussies played with. Just pay attention to her and you'll figure out what she likes. Fuck falling for that g spot bullshit hoes just trying to get ya'll to do extra shit.

that concludes todays lesson
 

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Pussy Krook said:
:rolleyes: @ niggas posting shit they read in a book or on a website. I bet ya'll think your women never fake an orgasm

Some chicks are frigid. No matter what you do its hard for them to cum. I've had women stop me from making them cum because they were scared :confused:

Some women are horny as fuck you can simply rub them or blow in their ear and they get wet. Some chicks like their titties played with. Some chicks like their pussies played with. Just pay attention to her and you'll figure out what she likes. Fuck falling for that g spot bullshit hoes just trying to get ya'll to do extra shit.

that concludes todays lesson

Stop dealing with hoes and start dealing with women, son.
 

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Lets make some sense in this post....

Whatever happens in the confinds of my home is me and my womans business. If we get our freak on the kithchen table then thats our business. When Thanksgiving comes around I am not going to announce that we had sex on the table right around where the rolls are sitting. This applies to what we do in the bedroom. If we freaks, we freaks...I am not going to go run tell the world.

As for this device....

Put it like this. Me and a young lady were in the 69 position when I decided to use her vibrator on her while I was face deep in the pussy. Not only did she like it, she was having a hard time concentraiting on what she was trying to do to me. Me being the freak who likes it even more when the women gets "excited"....I added the move to my own personal manual.
 

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femmenoire said:
Sounds like you and SWAtlanta know a thing or two. That's particularly attractive and stimulating.
I am in it to get the female off and I will do damn near anything (except put a plastic dick on my face :lol: ) to make it happen. I know what it takes to get me off and I ain't that complicated, so I try to focus my attention on the female because every woman is different. Plus I was born into a house full of freaks (my mom gave me chocolate body powder and a feather to apply it with to use on a girlfriend one Valentines Day).
 

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I'm sayin tho... they ain't got no Black version?
How it gone look with that stuck on my face?
And what are you going to be doing for me?
 

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They were and they all learned a few tricks from me also. Whats young is thinking that all women are the same. Your probably more horny and definitely more experienced than the average woman so I'm not surprised you would require extra stimulation. That's not the case for all females tho. Just say you like the inside of your pussy played with and stop frontin.
 

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Pussy Krook said:
:rolleyes: @ niggas posting shit they read in a book or on a website. I bet ya'll think your women never fake an orgasm

Ain't nothing wrong with reading to step your sex game up, but nothing beats practice. The pillow technique I described was shown to me by an older woman and that shit works. If a female is laying on her back, apply a little pressure to her lower stomach with your palm and you will get the same result as long as you aren't a short stroker. You can't fake dilated pupils or the real cum (sort of clear and kind of thick instead of the fake shit you see in porn).
 

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Pussy Krook said:
They were and they all learned a few tricks from me also. Whats young is thinking that all women are the same. Your probably more horny and definitely more experienced than the average woman so I'm not surprised you would require extra stimulation. That's not the case for all females tho. Just say you like the inside of your pussy played with and stop frontin.

Of course all women are not the same. But if we are physically healthy and in tact, we all have a g-spot.

[FRAME]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/G-spot [/FRAME]
 

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For some women, it can be a primary source of stimulation leading to orgasm during intercourse while having sex in positions that use the penis to stimulate the frontal wall of the vagina.

Like I said different strokes for different folks.
 
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