If I was your woman...

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ranatta

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OnyxFemme said:
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OMG! I hate these things! But full blown lesbians love them! They are so heavy. Something about them is disturbing :smh:

The whole hand part disturbs me....More than two fingers is freaky enough for me.
 

Pussy Krook

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OnyxFemme said:
Finally one of the guys noticed! Yes it is me :D

Word? Damn shawty well I never got the chance so welcome to the board. I seen somewhere else you said like girls and boys. Damn you freaky too??? Sheeit thats whats up! So you got any more pics you wanna share wit us?
 

NightMare Paint

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just from reading the first 5 responses I knew what this was before even clickin the link..

That is above and beyond the call of freakdom

and just who is this thing right here is for?..it has a DICKHEAD on it!

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BTW NICE Avy Onyx
 

femmenoire

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Ultramagnetic said:
Can you see the product design meeting on that thing?
"Well Bob, what do you have for us this week?"


LMAO


Don't forget the product testing!!!
 

onyxfemme

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Pussy Krook said:
Word? Damn shawty well I never got the chance so welcome to the board. I seen somewhere else you said like girls and boys. Damn you freaky too??? Sheeit thats whats up! So you got any more pics you wanna share wit us?


I have plenty, yes they are coming :yes:

But this thread isnt about me...It's about ya'll sporting the chin dong..lololol
 

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:lol:

I don't think we would ever get down to business if I ever put that shit on. You would be all :roflmao:
 

femmenoire

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ray ray said:
:lol:

I don't think we would ever get down to business if I ever put that shit on. You would be all :roflmao:

You are right. I would fall out laughing. But you gotta admit, someone was being creative.
 

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NightMare Paint said:
just from reading the first 5 responses I knew what this was before even clickin the link..

That is above and beyond the call of freakdom

and just who is this thing right here is for?..it has a DICKHEAD on it!

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BTW NICE Avy Onyx


Thanks!

And that is for you guys when no one is around :yes: Or then again maybe your girl likes to watch you beat off..I like to watch my husband :yes:
 
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ranatta

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NightMare Paint said:
just from reading the first 5 responses I knew what this was before even clickin the link..

That is above and beyond the call of freakdom

and just who is this thing right here is for?..it has a DICKHEAD on it!

30rv2gh.jpg


BTW NICE Avy Onyx


I'm guessing it's for a bisexual person or maybe the hetero couple could use it. He uses one side while she uses the other. I really don't understand this one. My question is where exactly would you hide some shit like this. I would think noone would ever use this shit but I saw Smokin Aces recently and the dude in there (that was dressed in panties with a blow up doll) would seem like he'd have a few of these.

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cbm_redux said:
I'd wear a double one, with one in your pussy and another up your pooper, whilst I speed-bagged your clit with my tongue as you bounced on my face.

I'm a grown ass man. I don't have an ounce of shame about indulging my woman's inner freak.


can someone give me an AMEN :D

Femme you know all the ones that saying no only trying to front. As if. yall men kill me.
OnyxFemme do you have fantasia parties? Well thats what they are called here in C'da anyways. I have seen you say somewhere else that you sell some stuff so I was just asking.
 

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man to the lovely ladies on the board, if it resorted to me having to use that it means not only is my D not enough, my tongues not enough, an my fingers are not enough, at that point there is nothing i could do to please any woman i would have to fail as a PERSON to put that on my chin, (cuz les' can use 2 out of the meantioned) an i would just end it all.

But believe me on everything ladies that would definitely not be necessary!!! FEMME, sweetie the things i would do to you would make Prince blush, haha ONYX thank you for all of your input ma an welcome to the board, i see now we can expect some more freaky ish from you in the future!!!
 

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onyxfemme

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ranatta said:
I'm guessing it's for a bisexual person or maybe the hetero couple could use it. He uses one side while she uses the other. I really don't understand this one. My question is where exactly would you hide some shit like this. I would think noone would ever use this shit but I saw Smokin Aces recently and the dude in there (that was dressed in panties with a blow up doll) would seem like he'd have a few of these.

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Ranatta it is to give a guy the apperance that he is titty fucking a chick. It isnt enough on the tip to satisfy any woman.

ladyscorpio said:
OnyxFemme do you have fantasia parties? Well thats what they are called here in C'da anyways. I have seen you say somewhere else that you sell some stuff so I was just asking.
Yes I do, I have a business that I run where I do "Vixen" parties where I sell stuff like this and teach techniques. And Spa parties.
 

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Aww hell no!! I can just imagine how this went down... :D

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Marketer: So what's it called?"
Inventor: "I call it, The Dick-Head."
Marketer: "No way! Who wants to be known as a dickhead except a real dickhead? We need to accommodate everyone."
Inventor: "Uh, the Accommodator?"
Marketer: "Brilliant! Now no user will know they are being a dickhead."
 

ladyscorpio

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OnyxFemme said:
Yes I do, I have a business that I run where I do "Vixen" parties where I sell stuff like this and teach techniques. And Spa parties.


ok thats cool. I have had quite a few of those parties. I usually just host them however and have a consultant come in.
Have you ever done a unisex party? My next one is going to be a male female thing which should be quite interesting as most of the guys I know dont think that they have anything more to learn about the art of "love"/sex :cool:
Can you give a little detail into the Spa party please. Just to see if I can incorporate in the next one. thanks for the reply.


nice avy btw :D
 

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femmenoire said:
Hahahahahhahaha!

No takers?

:dance:

Nope. I got that ONE DICK per fantasy rule. No power tools, no plastics, no accoutremonts, no trying out shit your girlfriend told you about, none of that.

-VG
 

onyxfemme

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ladyscorpio said:
ok thats cool. I have had quite a few of those parties. I usually just host them however and have a consultant come in.
Have you ever done a unisex party? My next one is going to be a male female thing which should be quite interesting as most of the guys I know dont think that they have anything more to learn about the art of "love"/sex :cool:
Can you give a little detail into the Spa party please. Just to see if I can incorporate in the next one. thanks for the reply.


nice avy btw :D

PM on the way ;)
 
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