^^^^
Damn!




sorry, but that shit was funny.
*dead*
This is an impecable analogy. Similar approach.
You're kinda buzzed off the liqua (copious amounts of porn) ... eyes blurry, can't really make out the fat/ugly chic, she looks ...hmmm.... but ... ehhh ... (FTP baiting posts asking dumbass rhetorical questions or sneaking Omarion pics in between model pics) ... the fellas telling you its ight, she's ight (BGOL posters C/S obvious FTP-esque posts) ... she starts walking closer towards you (FTP posts start getting more obvious "what's your favorite daytime soap opera?" n shit) ... then you make out her face and physique ...but its still a lil blurry ... (FTP post with 3 replies and 238 views) ...... then she say "Hi

"..... (FULL BLOWN FTP attack!!)
awwww fack! ... *click click click WTF!!!!*

