Got great head but...

DookieMowf

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I was getting some great head, a good 30 mins at least. Time for me to bust, she moves and what do you know...shit shoots out like a rocket and hits me right in the chin. :smh:

I guess there's a first for everything...at least it wasn't my mouth or eye.
 
That shit had me looking like them ho's who can't stand to get cum on their face. I know I had a sour face on.

Shit caught me off guard because I was flat on my back and "POW" it hit me. It reminded me of the old Batman episodes when they get hit and you see the "POW" "WAP" shit pop up on the screen. I know when that shit him me in the chin that's what poped up.

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MistaFlynt said:
Real T...I Don't Know Whether I Should Laugh Or Expect A Future Tranny Post :confused:

:smh:

Co-Sign. I find that quite disturbing actually. A straight man should never have nut on his face. :hmm:
 
Some of you niggas on here kill me. Always bitching about banning somebody, the man just told a silly damn story, stop bitching so damn much. It be you muthafuckas out there nutt chucking for real and got the odasity to call for someone to get banned. Grow up niggas!
 
MR.PERFECT said:
Some of you niggas on here kill me. Always bitching about banning somebody, the man just told a silly damn story, stop bitching so damn much. It be you muthafuckas out there nutt chucking for real and got the odasity to call for someone to get banned. Grow up niggas!

You sir are also suspect. :hmm:
 
Sticky Icky said:
Why would you want to share that info with anybody? :smh:

Werd.... if some borderline gay shit ever happens to a man in a heterosexual way (ie ur girl got cum on her lip and kisses you), you should never bring that shit up.

Thats like asking a nigga what kind of draws he wear... you might want to know for non-homo purposes, but still.....
 
Like this shit never happened to any other fool before, unless yall all virgins :D
 
:smh: This is straight up bullshit. His next trick will be to bathe, fart in the tub turn aroung and bite the bubble before it burst.
 
Whatever else you may post in the future aside, I'm fuckin crackin up at the honesty of your post. That shit is hilarious....
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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blaziantiger said:
Werd.... if some borderline gay shit ever happens to a man in a heterosexual way (ie ur girl got cum on her lip and kisses you), you should never bring that shit up.

Thats like asking a nigga what kind of draws he wear... you might want to know for non-homo purposes, but still.....

Since you are roasting....
Why would YOU ever want to know anything about another mans draws that didn't include some homo purposes?
 
DookieMowf said:
I was getting some great head, a good 30 mins at least. Time for me to bust, she moves and what do you know...shit shoots out like a rocket and hits me right in the chin. :smh:

I guess there's a first for everything...at least it wasn't my mouth or eye.

Now you know, dont tell her your about to bust. By the time she gets out of the way its all over. Niggaz always snitchen on themselves.
 
DookieMowf said:
...shit shoots out like a rocket and hits me right in the chin. :smh: I guess there's a first for everything...at least it wasn't my mouth or eye.

You are too stupid to live.

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DookieMowf said:
I was getting some great head, a good 30 mins at least. Time for me to bust, she moves and what do you know...shit shoots out like a rocket and hits me right in the chin. :smh:

I guess there's a first for everything...at least it wasn't my mouth or eye.

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blaziantiger said:
Werd.... if some borderline gay shit ever happens to a man in a heterosexual way (ie ur girl got cum on her lip and kisses you), you should never bring that shit up.

Thats like asking a nigga what kind of draws he wear... you might want to know for non-homo purposes, but still.....
why? it's YOUR nut. :lol:
 
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