GAME OF THRONES FIGHT KLUB
1 - Pick any Game of Thrones character(s) above.
2 - Create your own battle that we have never seen before on tv.
3 - Tell us who should win? And Why?
I’ll Start….
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Robert Baratheon (in his prime) vs Khal Drogo
- This battle could go either way…. but overall it favors Khal Drogo, imo.
- If Khal Drogo speed doesn’t allow him to get touched for awhile, he could exploit openings in Robert’s armor and deliver lethal strikes to his neck, knees, armpits & joints…. Khal wins.
- But if Khal Drogo underestimates Robert’s savvy & Brute Power… just ONE solid hit from his warhammer will cripple Drogo. Game Over… Robert wins.
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Barristan Selmy vs. Oberyn Martell (The Viper)
- This is a toss up, imo.
- And one of the BEST battles we would ever see, if it ever happened.
- Can’t call it.
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Grey Worm vs. Styr (The Bald Thenn Cannibal)
- Grey Worm definitely has the Speed Advantage. And his Spear gives him the Reach Advantage also.
- Styr has ruthlessness on his side. But needs to make the fight ‘close quarters combat’ to get a victory.
- If Styr disarms Grey Worm… he’s toast. Styr wins.
- If Grey Worm can keep some distance between them… Grey Worm wins.
- Bottom line... whoever drops their weapon FIRST will lose. Badly.
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Bronn vs. Ned Stark (in his Prime)
- Bronn would need some outside help (or distractions) to beat Ned Stark at 100%, imo.
- But if nobody interferes... AT ALL… he would eventually overpower Bronn. Ned Stark wins.
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Lord Commander Jon Snow vs. Stannis Baratheon (in his Prime)
- Normally I would say that Stannis could easily beat Jon Snow in a sword fight….
- However, I see Stannis pulling a fancy 360º spin move while getting half his jaw bitten off by Ghost from his blind side.

- Just like that guy at the Battle of Castle Black.

- Jon wins. No contest.
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Gregor Clegane (The Mountain) vs. Tormund Giantsbane
- The Mountain has the massive Strength & Endurance advantage.
- But Tormund has a lethal Speed & Cunning Advantage.
- Tormund would tuck & roll into striking blows aimed at the joints in The Mountain’s armor…. Tormund wins. Barely.
- But Tormund would take ALOT of punishment to get the victory.
- And the wounds could be fatal a few days later.
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Ramsay Snow vs. Sir Jorah Mormont
- This fight depends on whether or not…. Khaleesi is watching.

- If she is….. Jonah Mormont would go ALL OUT.

Jorah wins in a LANDSLIDE.
- If not…. Ramsay would catch Jorah slippin' (or daydreaming about her) imo.
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Yara Greyjoy vs Ygritte
- If they use ranged weapons and kept some distance between them… Ygritte wins easily.
- But if they fight in close quarters combat, Yara puts them paws on her…. Yara Wins.
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Dario Naharis vs. Jaqen Hagar (the Faceless Assassin)
- Battle of the 'sneakiest' fuckers in Westeros.
- This fight depends on who can best predict the other person’s 'sneak attacks' ahead of time.
- Jaqen has more weapons at his disposal, but Dario is real hard to catch off-guard.
- I can’t call it.
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Areo Hotah vs. Sandor Clegane (The Hound)
- A serious 'heavyweight' matchup.

- Even though we know the Hound is kinda devastating… I would still put my money on Areo and that BIG ASS AXE.
- Something tells me that guy Areo is 'damn nice with the slice'.

- But that’s just me.
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Jamie Lannister (in his Prime) vs Karl Tanner
- Let’s be honest, this is really Knife Fight.

- If it were just swords… Jaime wins in a runaway.
- But we all know Karl would show show up with 2 daggers... instead of a sword.

- And the level of ’shit-talking’ would be insanely EPIC.

- Jaime still wins... but he won't leave COMPLETELY unscathed.
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Brienne of Tarth vs. Syrio Forel (with a real sword)
- Call this fight….”Save The Last Water Dance”.

- Syrien Forel would have his ‘hands full’ with Brienne.

- But somehow, I just see him eventually slicing her up while Moonwalking at the same time.

- Just my opinion.
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Locke vs. Karsi
- Locke gets BOTH his hands chopped off by this savage Wildling chic... in a barrage of 'counter blows'.

- No contest.

- Talk about irony.
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Thoros of Myr + Anguy + Grenn vs. The Sand Snakes of Dorne
- Grenn plus 5 men of the Night’s Watch defeated a Giant.
- So I think him and these 2 guys could handle these 3 chics.
- My money is on the 'Brotherhood of the Night’s Watch'.
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Meryn Trant vs. Robb Stark
- Meryn gets his wig split by Robb’s Valerian Steel sword. Pronto.
- After Robb puts a few arrows in him from a long distance FIRST, that is.
- Game over.
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Lord Commander Joer Mormont (in his Prime) vs. Roose Bolton (in his Prime)
- I give this battle to Mormont.
- I could see him just choking the hell outta Roose with his bare hands… or putting him in a 'sleeper hold'.

- "Night. Night. Nucca".
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Ser Alliser Thorne vs. Beric Dondarrion (and his Flaming Sword)
- I’d give this fight to Beric.
- Beric chops Thorne’s head off & probably sets him on fire at the same time.
- That way, Beric’s Brotherhood can hold the Wake, then say a few words of prayer AND cremate Alliser Thorne’s body with just a few swings of his sword.
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Ser Rodrick Cassel (in his Prime) vs. Ser Vardis Egan
- I think Old Man Rodrik would split Sir Vardis’ head wide open.
- He just ‘carries it like that’. (Just saying.

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- It wouldn’t even be fair, if he was in his Prime.
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The Faith Militants vs. The Sons of the Harpy vs. The Gold Cloaks vs. the Wildlings vs the Unsullied
- This battle all depends on the the actual location the fight, imo.
For Example: The Sons of the Harpy would probably Smash the Gold Cloaks in Dorne… but not if they fought in Winterfell - because the Gold Cloaks would fare better in the snow with their armor.
- Each group has advantages in different surroundings.
- The Unsullied have the biggest advantage in open-combat, in large, wide open areas.
- While the Faith Militant & Sons of the Harpy fare better in close-quarters (like back alleys & narrow city streets).
- Also the Sons of the Harpy fight best in warm-weather… but their biggest advantage is…. their ‘element of surprise’.
- But the Wildlings get ‘All-Purpose’ yardage... In Rain, Sleet, or Snow. It matters NOT.

- Because they play both Offense & Defense…… at the SAME damn time.

- They are deadly with Long Range weapons, or play-action passes, lineman stunts, short-running plays, scrambling, goal-line defense, hail marys, pitch outs, laterals & Blitz plays.
- If a play confuses the defense (or even their own teammates

)… the Wildlings WILL run it. Trust.
- For them…. 'Sheer Mayhem' is the objective.
- Their goal is to get YOU to ask your wingman shit like: “Did we score? OR should we get back on defense?? Shheeeiiitt…. Who’s winning? How much time is left?? I dunno. Let’s get the FUCK outta here.

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