ROFL So I take it mission accomplised then. Just call me Morpheus then

YOU
DAMN SKIPPY!...
MISSION ACCOMPLISHED, AND I AM HAPPY AS HELL!!!!!
Fuck calling you
MORPHEUS, 'cause as far as
I'm concerned...
... Your name is
MR. Morpheus...
Thanks for all your help Zei (I know I could've got the info on the net somewhere, but you really laid it down on some brutha shit where I
could really understand...).
I said I'd give a report. Between my daily activities, and "playing with my
new-
old toy", I haven't done so yet... So let me do this now, because it's the
least I could do...
Report:
First of all, ya'll need to know my situation:
- M
y original phone (G1) bricked by itself (wouldn't even turn on properly. If I knew about flashing the roms and shit, I might have been able to save it... But I didn't know...)
-
So through the insurance I had, I paid $100+ to get it replaced...
I was expecting them to send me a
new phone, but they didn't (You know how if
your car is stolen and you see it somewhere again??? YOU RECOGNIZE THAT "THAT'S YO SHIT"!!! So you do
whatever gotta be done...).
I knew they sent me
my same shit back (after they flashed it) because my USB cover
was broken off on my original phone. SO I RECOGNIZED
MY SHIT... (Damn, I paid $100+ for a FLASH????

).
"OH WELL, FUCKIT... I GOT MY G1 BACK, AND
IT WORKS..." But all my contacts are
gone, and essentially I have to start from square one (I had always been
leery of putting my contacts into the "
cloud"... KnowhaImean??? But not anymore...).
-
So I have my G1 back, then, weeks later... I LOSE THE MUHFUCKA...
(I sometimes can be creative, BUT I CAN'T EVEN MAKE THIS SHIT UP...).
8GB CLASS 6 SD AND ALL... PHOTOS, MUSIC, PERSONAL FILES... EVERYTHING!!! Gone...
I had seen apps like "Lookout" before, but never bothered to download them to
locate my phone because I thought that
I would never LOSE MY SHIT...
... But I did...
I was trying to remember
everything I
did that night I lost it (a weekend), and
EVERYBODY THAT WAS
AROUND ME DURING THE TIMELINE WAS
SILENTLY A
SUSPECT...
{HOMEBOY: DAMN "G", sorry you lost your shit..."
ME OUT LOUD: "Alright Bruh, Thanks..."
ME SILENTLY: "Yeah Nigga, I'm
WATCHING YOU..."}
(I got dudes who, I'm sure, WOULD RIDE-OR-DIE for me (figuratively speaking), in other words, "in my
corner", yet, I'm looking at them
all cock-eyed and shit over a Cot-Damn
Phone...)
It's almost like having ya ARM CHOPPED OFF... Especially if you've grown to kind'a depend on a fucking ANDROID...
-
So I do the "necessaries" when you "lose your phone" regarding "insurance purposes"...
... I filed a police report, got info, and reported it back to Insurance to
reclaim my shit...
Then, I go through a RIGOMUHROLL with
Insurance, talking about "they don't have ANYMORE G1's"...

THEY "GOTTA GIVE ME A MYTOUCH"....





I'm like: "Look, FUCK YO MYTOUCH, (no hate to MYTOUCH users, but I'M
PAYING FOR INSURANCE, GIVE ME BACK THE
SHIT I ORIGINALLY HAD (with a keyboard, or an upgrade with a
keyboard qwerty) or
REFUND ME IN FULL..."
Now Customer-Service-Chick took
notes that "I wasn't gonna
fly wit' her
official response..."
Customer-Service-Chick-
typing: "Ya'll niggas' betta' come up wit' a G1 from
somewhere, cause
this "nigga
here" is not "trying" to hear no
bullshit..."
NOW MIND YOU: I HAD BEEN GOING BACK AND FORTH WITH THESE PEOPLE FOR A FULL WEEK...
[For the record: I wasn't speaking to T-mobile, or HTC... I'd have to dig into my records to recall, but there's a
third-party involved in
you making
an insurance claim on your phone...]
THEM: "We have no more G1's..."
Me: "Well ya'll better find one. I didn't pay, nor
select a fucking MYTOUCH..."
THEM: "BUT WE HAVE
NO MORE IN STOCK..."
Me: "Ya'll on some SHADY SHIT ANYWAY... YOU LEAVE ME NO CHOICE BUT TO
EXPOSE YOUR ASS..."
THEM: "We can offer you an upgrade..."
ME: "Well it better be an upgrade with a
QWERTY-slide-out-keyboard, otherwise your
upgrade ain't worth shit... and it BETTER be free..."
THEM: "We'll see what we can do..."
Me: "Yeah, ya'll DO that..."
Three days later, I get a Voice-Mail (on my rinky-dink-backup phone)...
"Mr. _______ (14damoney), we've found a G1 to ship to you, but it's not your original black phone, it's bronze/brown... Let us know if you're interested..."
Now mind you, for damn near a week, I had been taxing, pushing, and screaming at my Rinky-Dink, trying to make it do ALL IT CAN DO... and there was no comparison...
I had come to a realization... "
I've modded phones before, but never on ANDROID..."
Meanwhile, RINKY-DINK, was exhausted with
all the shit I
was asking it to do...
So I laid out $150 for another Android PDA G1 based on the
insurance contract...
At this point, my insurance is
expired... With T-Mo, you don't get three strikes,
you get two...
At this point, If I go on a cruise-ship named the Titanic, and I somehow survive that shit... MY PHONE WON'T...
... AND after TWO STRIKES, there's no one I could call to save my G1...
-
MY INSURANCE IS OFFICIALLY EXPIRED...
Rooting your phone
expires your insurance...
I had just expired my insurance in other ways...
So at this point, WHY NOT ROOT???
I've still got RINKY-DINK if something fucks up and I can't make calls...???...???
WHAT DO I DO??????????????????????????????????????????????????
I decided to go to the city of
BGOLMetropolis...
There, I met with the POLICE COMMISSIONER NAMED
ROYAL...
ROYAL SAID "I can't help you, but I
know of someone who
can..."
ROYAL took me to the
rooftop of the skyscraper we were in...
On the rooftop, there was some
sort of contraption awaiting us, as if to be
used...
It had wires, switches, and a
high-beamed bulb attached...
Royal pushed some buttons, flipped some switches, and
turned it on...
Like a
light-cannon, it burst out with
beams equivalent to Sun-rays toward the night clouds...
I had never seen such technology, nor had I never seen the display it fostered in the sky...
As I looked up, with the moon shining
bright in the sky, the beam made it's message clear...
Against the clouds, I could make out a sentence of the wording it projected... Which was
obviously a message created by
Commissioner Royal....
It said:
"
ZEI, ANOTHER NOOB NEEDS YOUR HELP... Teach him,
Guide him to
self-fulfillment..."
... And so it was done................
{Part-Two... "The technical aspects will be given at a later post (when I have time)... Thanks again Zei & Royal...)