Funny Quote Of The Week

[TEN]

you can always tell when a kat hasnt had pussy in a while

Wait a minute! Ain't u the same nigga that bought imaginary flowers for an imaginary white MILF that you wanted to imaginary fuck on your imaginary job and sent an imaginary flower delivery and signed off as an imaginary secret admirer, then found out she was fucking an imaginary co-worker, and got the cold shoulder from your imaginary co-workers?

Fuck real life. You can't even get pussy in your imaginary mind

 

[TEN]

Originally Posted by Costanza
HNIC--

As my esteemed colleague NiggaHate observed, this board can be like a barbque or a family gathering. Old aunts and uncles bickering, debates, jokes, shared stories, massive amounts of pornography-- the usual. And respect for the elderly goes back thousands of years, it was the basis of biblical rules, so I get your position. But discussion-- sitting at the table, the forum-- isn't best when dementia has set in and grandpa, when he isn't shitting or sleeping, rails about Aunt Louise being a bitch and Uncle Lionel is a motherfucker, even though Uncle Lionel died five years ago. In that situation, it's best to let grandpa eat in the other room and watch baseball. Don't Think of it as a ban... Just closing Grandpa's door.

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[D-Nice 1]

...but I wish they'd open up Cuba for tourism.

oh yea.....cuba have some of the finest and freekiest bitches. If i do have any kids in this world he/she is probably speakin spanish right now.

Shut the fuck up asshole I was talking about the cigars

bad dawg, didnt know u were da type to feel uncomfortable without a fat brown stick in yo mouth...

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D-Nice 1 (The Nice One)

 

[da_monumental_1]

Damn D-Nice. You bet me to it.

 

[D-Nice 1]

Damn D-Nice. You bet me to it.

This was an "Instant Classic" and needed prompt posting. LOL!!!!

D-Nice 1 (The Nice One)

 

[APOPHIS]

D-Nice, you madd quick, homey.
Nice!

 

[TEN]

LMBAO @ dnice's drop

billy talks his way into the dumbest shit everytime! lol

 

[Spectrum]

yeah..that was a classic comeback

 

[shanebp1978]

Oh shit, ukNoWwHo verbally smacked the shit out of him with that one! Good Drop!!!

Who's got that PO-TA-OWNED gif!!!!

 

[TEN]

Re: keith murray robbed in south african recording studio

the rapper’s laptop contained “the last 12 years of his work.”

don't sweat it keith...wait for the internet leak and download your 12 years of work with the rest of us

 

[Spectrum]

^^^

 

[da_monumental_1]

http://www.bgol.us/board/showpost.php?p=2718720&postcount=12

Tony Soprano

"That lil kid is fucked for life. He's gonna be known as the one she didn't swallow."

 

[shanebp1978]

blunt gets shitted on more then water

 

[da_monumental_1]

tech9

Superhead is engaged to Eddie Winsloe

"with the extra money he made from Transformers he could have just switched to geico"

 

[shanebp1978]

well where im from doctors have degree at home at the "office"

Where you're from Doctors go to University of Phoenix

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[YoungSinister]

http://www.bgol.us/board/showthread.php?t=242945

I remember there was a link on here of a woman showing women how to give aral sex. I wanted to get this dvd but I can't find the thread to the dvd does anybody by chance remember what I am talking about? have the link to this site

tryna brush up on your dick sucking skills?

 

[TEN]

bumped for my brotha Lexx

 

[SEXY_SCORPIO]

funny stuff

 

[SEXY_SCORPIO]

From The Thread How To Attract Black Women By Sprinter





This Has Got To Be The Funniest BGOL Response Eva !

HELL NAW @Mings response

 

[Lexx Diamond]

Re: I haven't seen Van Fagget on here since

His last Clinton thread back fired on him.

did he commit suicide or something?

Why don't you just stand in front of a mirror and say 'Candyman' 5 times since you're so bored...?

 

[Dirty Hubcaps]

from a thread called "anybody ever donate plasma for money?"

Hey Fam I am thinking about doing this for a small supplementary income (mainly gas money) and I just want to get y'all's personal experience, pros and cons, benefits and dangers of giving plasma.

I have already googled and researched this and it seems ok so far, I just want to get some feedback on 1st hand experience.

Peace

"BGOL, don't leave home without it."

seven posts in

You have an I-Phone but have to sell your blood for gas?Talk about your fucked up priorities.

 

[TEN]

Re: give it up for HEAVY VEE!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ev7cHM0BuTI

Best gif ever!

..oh lawd i can't breathe.....

LMBAOOOOOOOO

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[clayizaiken]

goddamn, this thread got some funny shit!

only @ BGOL!!!

 

[Big Preme]

From http://www.bgol.us/board/showthread.php?t=223433

Goddamn...wus up with the gay ass banners...can u turn this shit off

(There were 3 side by side pics. Two women and a man playing with himself)

Since my name is in your screenshot, I'm going to help you out here.

Sadly, I don't think this is going to help you here.


The site advertising is called cam crush.

If one googles, cam crush, Tracking Cookie ' The 2nd link will lead you to a site, explaining how it seems only a certain section of cam crush uses cookies, and it's specific use of cookies.



From said site -

Our Cookies

Your browser offers so-called "cookies," which – if you allow their use– store small amounts of data on your computer about your visit to our site.Cookies assist us in tracking which of our features you like best.And when you re-visit our sites, cookies can enable us to customize our content according to your preferences.


We may use cookies to:

Deliver content specific to your interests.
Save your password so you don’t have to re-enter it each time you visit our sites.

Here's an explanation of what a cookie is -

A tracking cookie is a cookie that tracks your browsing behaviors. Marketers use this data to understand how users use their partner websites and optimize their networks for the average user that visits their networks.

What is a Tracking Cookie?
http://chris.pirillo.com/2007/07/20/what-is-a-tracking-cookie/


I am not an expert, but I believe this is what is going on with your computer. The advertising site is advertising to you, to YOUR specific browsing behavior.

I hope this helps in explaining WHY you see what YOU see when you log onto BGOL.

Damn - you got gay cookies son?

"Gay cookies."

 

[Big Preme]

From http://www.bgol.us/board/showthread.php?p=3762736#post3762736

sigh...ok i will tell u the prob with your sig.. you have some sort of white then red liquid spashing ....suggests blood and seman??? beyonce at the top moving her shoe is not sexy, its just stupid, and the pic of vida isnt her best pic.. the coloring of the whole sig is wack and its too fucking big.... there is a thread for peeps who want a sig..go there..im sure those photoshop cats will hook u up no beef though

blood and semen? damn, you on some other shit. gay silence of the lambs.

 

[LSN]

Adonisnyc1 is a sick bastard. Blood and semen is what came to that faggot's mind?!!

 

[Lexx Diamond]

Re: first max b gets shot...then freck gets popped....wtf is goin on man

will the east coast ever come back?

sure it will...If it gets parole it will be back in 10-15!

 

[DaleMabry]

I think this one happened in 2005. Someone was beefing with Nzinga of the Empire and told him that his is not African, that the only thing African about him is that he has AIDS.

I have nothing against Nzinga and always read his posts so for that to make me laugh I found it real funny!

That aint right but it IS kinda excellent on the snappin tip.

 

[TEN]

So he did fuck her, right? Which means he did put himself in the position to have a child with her. Who's fault is that?

You're absolutely right. You're a living example of what can happen when two people that shouldn't fuck, do.

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[shanebp1978]

Blackplanet OWENED?
http://www.bgol.us/board/showthread.php?t=255455

wassup with these ads for blackplanet poppin up on myspace?
has anyone else see this shit? whats that all about? LMAO!!!!!

Now what makes THAT so funny . . .

 

[Duval's King]

^^Damn

 

[Urban-Cycle]

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See that was funny and creative :0)

 

[SNYC]

I've had some funny shit. Where is my nomination!

ironically, this was from the first page of this thread

 

[Big Preme]

From "What celeb have u always wanted 2 hit but couldnt admit 2 it bcuz shes not a "dime"


The question asked; "What celeb have u always wanted 2 hit but couldnt admit 2 it bcuz shes not a "dime"? she aint fine or considered fine by the masses but...."

The responses;

How utterly absurd for so many reasons. I'll get with any female to whom I am attracted. The possibility of censure by some other nigga, or group of niggas, doesn't enter into my decision-making process. Fuck y'all. My father passed away years ago. So, the days of my seeking the approval of another nigga are a distant memory. Moreover, as a grown man, even if the thought occurred to me, I'd be ashamed to say that puerile bullshit out loud.

Adding to the absurdity of that supposition is the fact that most of you are fucking any pot-bellied alley-cat-looking-bitch who'll give you some ass. Get real.

Wow....just post a picture and shut the fuck up

 

[BigDaddyBuk]

the thread title: DOES ANYONE HAVE THIS MOVE OR JUST THE michelle Tucker SCENE

the original post:

the response:

Damn. More fail than you can shake a stick at up in this motherfucker right here. This nigga got yella frogs, green diamonds, purple horseshoes and shit, it must be breakfast time.