Funny Quote Of The Week

[Mo-Better]

NO QUESTION!

 

[Liquid2000]

Originally Posted by Tatum
Where are the red x's and gold frogs when I need them?!?!

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lmao!! lol.

 

[TheKingofVa]

Originally Posted by Tatum
Where are the red x's and gold frogs when I need them?!?!

 

[lightbright]

Co-Sign on the big girl pucci- but not THIS one- she looks like she got hit witha sackfull of "WhatTheFuck."

 

[DCStandUp]

some of y'all masturbate so much you have to rock a wrist band

I wonder why your moms is always wearing that headband? ​

 

[LSN]

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lmao @ Tatum!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[12dahead]

man yall some funny motherfuckers i swear. didnt get a chance to read them all cuz i gota go get my Fn hair cut but im voting for

gameboys: hiding the info
truths: nzing- aids in common
and lightbrights : hit that red x button for the solution

my boy gameboy always has the good comebacks tho!

 

[TEN]

No... more like she probably stole on her girlfriend.
That broad is gayer than John Legend.

Did she send you a letter in the mail? I can just IMAGINE.

"Dear The Black HHH,

I have a huge favor to ask of you. I need you, a porn forum patroller, to debunk any and all 'Alicia Keys is straight' theories you hear. Seriously, I tried to leak that I was gay, because what kind of celebrity would I be if I just came out and told the truth? Honestly, you'd think people would pay more attention to the rumor mill and have less respect for my privacy. C'mon, I'm famous!

Anyway, if you hear anyone even HINTING that I'm not a rug-muncher, you put an end to that shit with a a quickness! You let EVERYBODY know that Alicia Keys IS gay! Ooh, you can say that I'm gayer than John Legend; if they don't believe you after that, then fuck 'em. The people that don't wanna see the truth, won't see the truth.

Well, I've pianos to play, songs to write, and pussies to lick, and you've got porn to download, so I'll let you go now. Remember - I AM GAY.

Love (But Not Like That, 'Cause I'm Gay),
Alicia"

Did it go something like that?

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[Don Juan]

Quick question for BLUNT!

Three paragraphs is not a "quick" question numb nuts.

 

[shanebp1978]

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the least that nigga could do is let those contributors get a sig (without having to DONATE money) so they can promote they shit.This nigga is straight up greedy.

If ya'll niggas don't understand that shit then, hey.I throw my hands up.

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Classic, and sad in so many ways!

 

["LEGEND KG"]

Dam TEN...THIS childish shit is STILL on the board? Dude this is CAAARAAZY!!

 

[TheKingofVa]

Dam TEN...THIS childish shit is STILL on the board? Dude this is CAAARAAZY!!

^^^ future tranny poster

 

[SamSneed]

 

[shanebp1978]

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Dam TEN...THIS childish shit is STILL on the board? Dude this is CAAARAAZY!!

Climb back up the cocksucker tree they grew you on. Please.

 

["LEGEND KG"]

^^^ future tranny poster

Dummie i only post women, fuck outta here with that attention seeking bullshit.

 

[l_sizzle210]

Dummie i only post women, fuck outta here with that attention seeking bullshit.

 

[TEN]

So you know i'm pissed now, I kept trying to click play...Damn!!

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[TEN]

good post

when is you and lil wayne's vowel exchange?

This nigga said "vowel exchange"...oh my God...were you referring to "wedding vow exchanges"...oh Jesus save the children...please save the children...

 

[LSN]

YES!!! YES!

I'd like to thank the American educational system...

 

[TEN]

you say check pm, what is pm?

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[TEN]

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She married Rock while he was still in his down period and just scrubbin' around in the biz
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Hold up. 9 years ago was 1997. Chris Rock been in movies since I was a child. Most hoes would smell money if a nigga was on TV ONCE, let alone:

Beverly Hills Ninja (1997) .... Joey
Sgt. Bilko (1996) .... 1st Lt. Oster
... aka Sergeant Bilko
"Homicide: Life on the Street" .... Carver (1 episode, 1996)
... aka Homicide (USA: informal short title)
- Requiem for Adena (1996) TV Episode .... Carver
"Martin" .... Valentino (2 episodes, 1996)
- Where the Party At (1996) TV Episode .... Valentino
- The Love Jones Connection (1996) TV Episode .... Valentino
"The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air" .... Jasmine / Maurice (1 episode, 1995)
- Get a Job (1995) TV Episode .... Maurice/Jasmine
Panther (1995) .... Yuck Mouth
The Immortals (1995) .... Deke Anthony
"The Moxy Show" (1995) TV Series .... Flea
"Happily Ever After: Fairy Tales for Every Child" (1995) TV Series (voice) .... Woody
"In Living Color" .... Various (2 episodes, 1993-1994)
- Episode #5.3 (1993) TV Episode .... Various
- Episode #4.15 (1993) TV Episode .... Various
"Saturday Night Live" .... Various (60 episodes, 1990-1993)
... aka SNL (USA: informal title)
... aka SNL 25 (USA)
- Episode #18.20 (1993) TV Episode .... Various
- Episode #18.19 (1993) TV Episode .... Various
- Episode #18.18 (1993) TV Episode .... Various
- Episode #18.17 (1993) TV Episode .... Various
- Episode #18.16 (1993) TV Episode .... Various
(55 more)
CB4 (1993) .... Albert/MC Gusto
Boomerang (1992) .... Bony T
New Jack City (1991) .... Pookie
I'm Gonna Git You Sucka (1988) .... Rib Joint Customer
"Miami Vice" .... Carson (1 episode, 1987)
- Missing Hours (1987) TV Episode .... Carson
Beverly Hills Cop II (1987) .... Playboy Mansion Valet

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Don't get married if you don't have enough respect for your female or male "partner" to mix your post-marriage, mutually-beneficial assets. Just go out and keep payin' for sex and companionship on a day-to-day basis...
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Like how you do?

 

[TEN]

<b><font face="arial" size="3" color="red">Award Winning Comedy</font></b>

 

[APOPHIS]

I love this thread
These quotes are priceless.

Originally Posted by Gekko
you say check pm, what is pm?

 

[shanebp1978]

Yup.

You know

That nigga laying up on your sisters couch bare-fotted, that got the whole house smelling like Frito's? Mention job or bill to him and he chuckles?

The cat that lived wit his mom till your sister moved him in, and will be back at his mommas house when she kick his lazy ass out?

That nigga that don't have any visible means of support. Don't even pretend to look for a job, or won't even lie and say he's "hustlin"?

That nigga that eat steaks at your sister house while her 4 kids is eating Cap'n Crunch for dinner (4th night in a row)?

That nigga is getting PAID!!!

Men and Women both trick. the difference is
a man will say "baby, take this $X and let me have some pussy...
a woman will say "come live with me, drive my car, control my paycheck that I worked 60 hrs this week for, and basically be my live in daddy, but fuck me good evey night....

Excerpt from 'The White Woman's Guide To Loving A Black Man'.

X80



Real talk mrjody.

 

[TEN]

Here you go! Blunts new Sig!

 

[TEN]

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LOL! Congratulations. Brilliant. Maybe next month you can pick another member and confuse them with someone whose posts offend you.

Seeing as how I have been posting for many years, it doesn't seem that your tactics are quite as effective as you think they are.

You just create sympathy for arrogant, arguementive posters by piling on false accusations of aliasing (and without any evidence. My posts sound nothing like YoungThug's).
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[shanebp1978]

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Damn. BGOL done changed. That shit is just sick.

 

[alexw]

I AM AT THE COMEDY CORNER IN DOWNTOWN ATLANTA AND I AM CHILLIN.. SO I SEE HER WALK BY AND I AM LIKE.. YO DONT U DO ADULT PORN FILM.. SHE WAS LIKE YEAH YEAH YEAH LIKE SHE WAS MAD I ASK THAT SHIT.... THEN I WAS LIKE BITCH GET ME MY GOTDAMN BEER AND FRIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BROKE ASS SLUT...

you should've taken a mustard bottle & shot it in her face. then said, "like old times huh"

This should have been posted here 2 weeks ago.

By far the funniest quote of the year! This quote had niggas laughin for 5 pages with lol signs and smileees!

 

[TEN]

Quote:
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MAN SHOW SOME TITTIES OR PUSSY OR SHUT THEFUCK UP BITCH
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Quote:
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Why look at mine, when you got a perfectly good set of your own?

PUNK
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[DjMorpheus]

Dam TEN...THIS childish shit is STILL on the board? Dude this is CAAARAAZY!!

Climb back up the cocksucker tree they grew you on. Please.

 

[Don Juan]

Is it a federal offense if you stalk JUST the pussy and not the entire person?

 

[OutlawNside]

** wipes tears from eye and composes himself long enough to type** I seriously cannot stop laughing. I think this might be the last time I smoke and bgol at the same time. Yall niggas is some fools.

 

[Legacyns]

 

[Makkonnen]

That aint no owning! thats Black On Black crime! When one blackman disses another blackman constantly,and keep in mind, KING GROWNMAN was an excellant poster, he posted some great post on dime women,music news, current Hip Hop events, But these Negro Wu Tang Clan BGOL buffons chose to ban together for the wrong thang, and thats to persecute they own fellow blackman, and for no reason just so they can lick they're paws and say They so called OWNED!!, now get this now, OWNED another brother. Now! for a blackman to even hint on OWNING a man(a blackman) when our people have been enslaved for hundreds of years is genocidal and sick, and these guys practiced this nonsence on the daily! and they enjoyed it like Negro illuminati Cannabals, who taint they're enemies saying negative things like.....Stop Posting Trannies.....PUMPERFAN.....YOU THE TRANNY POSTER....BAN THIS TRANNY....ECT! and when these words are mentioned, the mods who play a big part in this so called secret behavior,,gets a cue and persecutes,belittle,or even bans the unsuspecting victim who has had nothing to do with posting trannies or anythang close to gay, that behavior was taught to them by the whiteman, so they figured they would practice this evil genocidal behavior on the brothers who they don't like here on BGOL!. I hope you niggas feel good about yourselves in doing this evil bullshit to brothers. ALL THEM YEARS OF SLAVERY AND NOW THE BLACKMAN WANTS TO SO CALLED OWN ANOTHER BLACKMAN( via internet) JUST TO MAKE THAT MAN FEEL BAD AND HIMSELF FEEL GOOD? THIS IS WHY THE WORLD SHUNS BLACK PEOPLE BECAUSE WE DOG OUR OWN PEOPLE, SO THEY SAY HEY,THEY DOG THEY OWN PEOPLE SO LETS DOG THEY'RE PEOPLE TOO! NOBODY CARES! YALL A BUNCH OF SICK NIGGAS!

duke was funny as a muthafucka from his screennames to his rants

 

[TEN]

*Walks in thread*


Quote:
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I saw a vid where she sucked off 3 tranny's. She is now on my list.
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*walks outta thread*

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