Funny Quote Of The Week

[freaky_1]

I'd like to nominate mine from the kobe thread

Give Kobe some sidekicks like Pippen, Paxon, BJ Armstrong...and that nigga would win 5 Championships straight. Why niggas so scared to go at Jordan! He human! Fukk all dat tho, Kobe is more talented and got wayyy more skills than Mike.

81 points bitches!!!

BTW What did Kobe eat last night since you sucking his ass right now

 

[BigDaddyBuk]

i don't know, this one was funny AS HELL to me:

man....go sit your young ass, 36 year-old grandmother havin ass down...what the fuck do u eat g-unit cereal for breakfast or somethin...

 

[TEN]

I'm sending this out to every person I know who is Italian, could be Italian , married an Italian, lived with Italians or wants to be Italian......
Let's start at the beginning. Come stai? Molto bene. Bon giorno. Ciao. Arrivederci.

John Gotti dead brugh! move on!

 

[Dr. Truth]

I think this one happened in 2005. Someone was beefing with Nzinga of the Empire and told him that his is not African, that the only thing African about him is that he has AIDS.

I have nothing against Nzinga and always read his posts so for that to make me laugh I found it real funny!

lol that was me who said that.

 

[SNYC]

I use to live in Cali. and it's only when that I moved to Toronto, Canada 2 yrs ago is when I started posting on BGOL. Is the general assupmtion that everyone is American on here cause I notice whenever there is an event or a Hoilday it's always the American Event/Holiday that gets mentioned. Or in generally whenenver there is a conversation regardless of topic, everyone always patriotically speak as though we all live in the same place geographically.



Curiously it kinda strikes me as odd & fascinating sometimes cause most of the people I know in real life who post on here(I'm not gonna reveal their identities, so don't ask me to) live outside of the U.S. In fact I have cousins & old friends in the West Indies & U.K who lurk or post on here. BGOL is worldwide to me so I know this website must be everywhere internationally. So okay I'm gonna go out on a huge limb here by saying that just about 50% of the people on BGOL live outside of the U.S. What do you think?

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sorry fell asleep on the keyboard

 

[Makkonnen]

nah you responded to him so you took an L on that one

 

[SNYC]

classic..

from the wife rations pussy thread

damn doggz u 41, be straight up and tell her, i dont see why not, if u been together since 87 why cant u just take that pussy while she sleep or something lol, fuck that just take it, she cant say no, why would she, yo just show up wit ur boxers on and take that shit, im not saying its ok to rape but in ur case it aint rape, so take that shit, shes going to like it anyway

 

[Makkonnen]

classic..

from the wife rations pussy thread

that shit aint that funny

 

[SNYC]

that shit aint that funny

i know rape aint funny..

it just came out of nowhere...the absurdity of it

 

[Makkonnen]

i know rape aint funny..

it just came out of nowhere...the absurdity of it

what would be funny is dude in jail and when he got out telling all his neighbors he's a convicted sex offender

 

[TEN]

Dude thanks for posting these. I try to keep up with these weekly so if you can plaese keep us updated weekly.

idiot..these are posted weekly..

try not to get owned weekly

 

[shanebp1978]

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I nominate . . . .

On the real, this shit is truly a popular site(amongst black males that is). I bet 85% of niggas in here have had a convo like this.

Nigga1: Man I was in the house all last night.

Nigga2: What was you up to son? Sleeping all fucking night?

Nigga3: Ha! Yeah that nigga was knocked out on that Grey Goose!

Nigga1: Naw, I was just chilling and DLing music on this website.

Nigga2: What site yo?

Nigga1: Some shit you prolly aint up on...Blackgirlonline.

Nigga3: Yo son, I be on that shit all the time! HA HA, u be lurking nigga?

Nigga2: Shit, I stay lurkerproofing shit.

Nigga1: Damn, get the fuck outta here! Whatz the odds of all of us being on that shit and ain't never said one word til now?

Moral to the story--- this shit is hella popular and ain't goin' nowhere. Trust! (And yes this is a true story--me and my niggas had this talk bout a month ago)

 

[TEN]

^^^^^ LMBAOOOO @ The Rsvp

 

[TEN]

LETS END ALL OF THIS RIGHT HERE!

I am not a white man!
I am not a black woman!
I am not a homosexual man!

you guys are trying to ruin my integrity on the boards and i don't appreciate. always tryna bring a brother down

I am a strong black man who is 6'1.5 and weighs 165 pounds. I am 20 year old and listen to all kinds of music. I go to college and I am a virgin so I have no wife, girlfriend, or kids. I am a beautiful romantic man but i can also get ugly too! damn! now are yall satisfied? thats all you need to know about me.

 

[TEN]

WTF!!!!!​

LOL exactly!

 

[Makkonnen]

that nigga is fruity

 

[TEN]

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theres a couple members i wish would ask me to ban them for good
but your not 1 of them duke, my old pal!
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Your lucky i'm not a mod (if you're refering to me).
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LMBAOOOOOOOO
im already putting my money on this being funniest quote of 2006!
and shane didnt even use any words! none needed, pic says it all! genius!

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[Lexx Diamond]

LETS END ALL OF THIS RIGHT HERE!

I am not a white man!
I am not a black woman!
I am not a homosexual man!

you guys are trying to ruin my integrity on the boards and i don't appreciate. always tryna bring a brother down

I am a strong black man who is 6'1.5 and weighs 165 pounds. I am 20 year old and listen to all kinds of music. I go to college and I am a virgin so I have no wife, girlfriend, or kids. I am a beautiful romantic man but i can also get ugly too! damn! now are yall satisfied? thats all you need to know about me.

Skinnynigga is that you?

 

[STEELWILL]

classic..

from the wife rations pussy thread

This is my first time reading this shit, I saw the thread just didn't read this post. Shit got me laughing hard as hell, bout to get my ass evicted

Just take the pussy it aint rape

 

[TEN]

Originally Posted by OLDSCHOOL

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im sorry dog but dont say that u were bored. Them bitches would make me get up and find something else to do.

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[shanebp1978]

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@ Find something else to do!

 

[Makkonnen]

This message is hidden because Makkonnen is on your ignore list.

quote of the week

 

[shanebp1978]

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Look at Duke madd 'cause his Spliff Star ain't here no more. I heard that nigga's working a double passin out flyers behind the Virgin superstore to a private LL concert. Street team ass nigga.

 

[shanebp1978]

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This message is hidden because shanebp1978 is on your ignore list for real.

Can't take no more! The Truth hurts!



Nigga your life story, autobiography begins . . . " I wish I was Esco "



Fucking has been!

 

[TEN]

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Blunt hates black men. Second of all i'd get more pleasure cutting blunt open and using her Stomach as a Speed bag.
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[TEN]

Quote:
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¿Por qué es un treinta dos año hombre casado viejo con cinco niños en el club en cuatro treinta por la mañana en una la noche del lunes?

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[LSBIGMIKE]

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¿Por qué es un treinta dos año hombre casado viejo con cinco niños en el club en cuatro treinta por la mañana en una la noche del lunes?

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[TEN]

Quote:
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...I would jump on the next red eye and show up at your front door naked with zulu war paint on my body with a hatchet strapped to my back like Geronimo and Two Twin Mini Uzi Sub Machine guns ready to fill your worthless body with lead.
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[TEN]

from 2005

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150 Unreleased G-Unit Songs
http://gunitworld.com/?page=xtras/media​

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should've kept it that way

 

[cli-terminator]

I gotta bump this thread and add my nominees for this week.

new orleans? down in new orleans not only did i see tons of roaches, they flew. got all ninja on me when i tried to kill them. and they got rats so huge they call them alligators. and since they been under water for almost a year, the rats, roaches and gators are nice and healthy from eating all the dead folk that the government forgot about.

and

them flying roaches down in la. carried away my youngest child. i miss her.

 

[SNYC]

You forgot the "blackest man" thread. You're right though. I first came here after my cousin described the board as "What Spike TV should've been, for black men". BGOL is falling off for real.

this coming from the dude with an alien jerking off in his avatar....

The alien is playing a ukulele, you sick fuck. Now please kindly remove yourself from my nuts.

the avatar...

 

[SNYC]

The perfect caption...


The two hustlas!

Ya'll niggas may laugh, but in a twisted warped sort of way, these two kats really aren't that different from one another.

True. Since the first Cd they put out, every other one has been garbage.

 

[Fort Liquordale]

From The Thread How To Attract Black Women By Sprinter

other then the usual dress nice, smell nice, have your body in shape. what have yall noticed in your interactions with black women, that seems to get them deeply attracted to you, things that an outsider like me might not know...

yeah i still consider myself an outsider, i was married to a black woman for 5 years, and divorced, and now its time to get back in the business, currently getting to know 3 black ladies (not playing them), and wouldnt mind knowing how yall handle it...

Ive noticed, that they lie about the obvious, e.g what they say they like, and what they realy like....

some of em told me how they don't like urban wear, and yet were attracted when i did dress in that manner....

they say they don't like cockiness, but the minute you turn into an asshole, they come running.

they like to appear as if they know it all, and not know anything... sometimes you gotta put these sistas in their place........

Well, Sprinter. It's very simple... remember these 3 things:
1) Location 2) Wardrobe 3) Attitude.

1) For location, I suggest a place where the Black female population is abundant... like, say South Central Los Angeles.Just cruise around until you find a SC hood where many of the young people are dressed in blue. Blue is a very welcoming color. And you deserve a warm welcome.

2) Your wardrobe should be something that will stand out and attract the attention of the women... let's say a bright RED. I suggest a red Kansas City baseball cap, red bandana covering your face (to increase your mystique with the ladies), red KC jersey, red Dickie pants and red Chuck Taylors. Ahh... now THAT'S a fetching outfit! Oh... and you should be walking... driving is too impersonal.

3) A good attitude is like icing on the cake! Ladies love a man whose secure enough to get along with other men... even total strangers. So be sure to greet the local guys (preferably those dressed in blue_see #1) with "wussup, cuz?" and hail them with this hand gesture...

Follow these 3 simple tips and you will certainly get what you deserve, homie.

Hope I've been of some assistance to you. Go Sprinter!

This Has Got To Be The Funniest BGOL Response Eva !

 

[LordSinister]

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[temple]

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