Funny Quote Of The Week

[DjMorpheus]

This should be a nomination too from my man Alex. The title he put on this post is hilarious to me as well.

Are you a compulsive liar or what niggah..........damn? No beef little guy, just cut this shit out. Why are you trying to impress people you will never ever meet? WTF KG???

Just look at the lies KG, I am not making any of this shit up.

Lie 1. He owns two beach houses in LA and Miami. The most expensive cities in the USA. How can u manage the property with an accountants salary.

Lie 2. He owns exotic sports cars.....

Lie 3. He is a young accountant for Trump....the average salary for a senior accountant is 65 grand. Remember he's 19....he hasnt even completed college yet....

Lie 4. He and his boyz had purchased tickets to brazil for FEB 06..
thought I forgot huh niggah. You were right here on BGOL niggah. Ok maybe you were using the net in brazil

Lie 5. He chills with celebrities in LA and Miami....Of course including the infamous pound from Brian Pumper in the VIP section in the club...niggah your not even old enough to get in most clubs in LA.

Lie 6. He asked FJP what music executives he knows since he knows alot of excutives in the industry.....

Lie 7. He met LL at a porn shop. Niggah do u know u can order porn cheaper off of the net. Right here at BGOL for one. Why would a celebrity with Paparazzi like you, get caught buying flicks.....

and last but not least, what made me say this niggah has a problem........
fuck it I'll let u read yourself in the GIA escorting thread...

http://64.255.174.200/board/showthread.php?t=92827



mind u shes $1500 an hour and:



he hasnt posted one photo on BGOL of his exclusive work.......


PS. he's rich yet he cant donate 1 dollar to BGOL


KG stop lying niggah.........youre sad playa..just pathetic
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[cli-terminator]

This should be a nomination too from my man Alex. The title he put on this post is hilarious to me as well.

I remember that owning. That will go down as one of the greatest in BGOL history!

 

[playstation1]

I remember that owning. That will go down as one of the greatest in BGOL history!

That aint no owning! thats Black On Black crime! When one blackman disses another blackman constantly,and keep in mind, KING GROWNMAN was an excellant poster, he posted some great post on dime women,music news, current Hip Hop events, But these Negro Wu Tang Clan BGOL buffons chose to ban together for the wrong thang, and thats to persecute they own fellow blackman, and for no reason just so they can lick they're paws and say They so called OWNED!!, now get this now, OWNED another brother. Now! for a blackman to even hint on OWNING a man(a blackman) when our people have been enslaved for hundreds of years is genocidal and sick, and these guys practiced this nonsence on the daily! and they enjoyed it like Negro illuminati Cannabals, who taint they're enemies saying negative things like.....Stop Posting Trannies.....PUMPERFAN.....YOU THE TRANNY POSTER....BAN THIS TRANNY....ECT! and when these words are mentioned, the mods who play a big part in this so called secret behavior,,gets a cue and persecutes,belittle,or even bans the unsuspecting victim who has had nothing to do with posting trannies or anythang close to gay, that behavior was taught to them by the whiteman, so they figured they would practice this evil genocidal behavior on the brothers who they don't like here on BGOL!. I hope you niggas feel good about yourselves in doing this evil bullshit to brothers. ALL THEM YEARS OF SLAVERY AND NOW THE BLACKMAN WANTS TO SO CALLED OWN ANOTHER BLACKMAN( via internet) JUST TO MAKE THAT MAN FEEL BAD AND HIMSELF FEEL GOOD? THIS IS WHY THE WORLD SHUNS BLACK PEOPLE BECAUSE WE DOG OUR OWN PEOPLE, SO THEY SAY HEY,THEY DOG THEY OWN PEOPLE SO LETS DOG THEY'RE PEOPLE TOO! NOBODY CARES! YALL A BUNCH OF SICK NIGGAS!

 

[soylentg]

Shouldn't you be on the gay boards or something? This board is for straight people only.

 

[cli-terminator]

That aint no owning! thats Black On Black crime! When one blackman disses another blackman constantly,and keep in mind, KING GROWNMAN was an excellant poster, he posted some great post on dime women,music news, current Hip Hop events, But these Negro Wu Tang Clan BGOL buffons chose to ban together for the wrong thang, and thats to persecute they own fellow blackman, and for no reason just so they can lick they're paws and say They so called OWNED!!, now get this now, OWNED another brother. Now! for a blackman to even hint on OWNING a man(a blackman) when our people have been enslaved for hundreds of years is genocidal and sick, and these guys practiced this nonsence on the daily! and they enjoyed it like Negro illuminati Cannabals, who taint they're enemies saying negative things like.....Stop Posting Trannies.....PUMPERFAN.....YOU THE TRANNY POSTER....BAN THIS TRANNY....ECT! and when these words are mentioned, the mods who play a big part in this so called secret behavior,,gets a cue and persecutes,belittle,or even bans the unsuspecting victim who has had nothing to do with posting trannies or anythang close to gay, that behavior was taught to them by the whiteman, so they figured they would practice this evil genocidal behavior on the brothers who they don't like here on BGOL!. I hope you niggas feel good about yourselves in doing this evil bullshit to brothers. ALL THEM YEARS OF SLAVERY AND NOW THE BLACKMAN WANTS TO SO CALLED OWN ANOTHER BLACKMAN( via internet) JUST TO MAKE THAT MAN FEEL BAD AND HIMSELF FEEL GOOD? THIS IS WHY THE WORLD SHUNS BLACK PEOPLE BECAUSE WE DOG OUR OWN PEOPLE, SO THEY SAY HEY,THEY DOG THEY OWN PEOPLE SO LETS DOG THEY'RE PEOPLE TOO! NOBODY CARES! YALL A BUNCH OF SICK NIGGAS!

Who are you? Blunt The Sequel???

 

[papi68]

From The Thread How To Attract Black Women By Sprinter

Originally Posted by Ming Fei Hong
Well, Sprinter. It's very simple... remember these 3 things:
1) Location 2) Wardrobe 3) Attitude.

1) For location, I suggest a place where the Black female population is abundant... like, say South Central Los Angeles.Just cruise around until you find a SC hood where many of the young people are dressed in blue. Blue is a very welcoming color. And you deserve a warm welcome.

2) Your wardrobe should be something that will stand out and attract the attention of the women... let's say a bright RED. I suggest a red Kansas City baseball cap, red bandana covering your face (to increase your mystique with the ladies), red KC jersey, red Dickie pants and red Chuck Taylors. Ahh... now THAT'S a fetching outfit! Oh... and you should be walking... driving is too impersonal.

3) A good attitude is like icing on the cake! Ladies love a man whose secure enough to get along with other men... even total strangers. So be sure to greet the local guys (preferably those dressed in blue_see #1) with "wussup, cuz?" and hail them with this hand gesture...


Follow these 3 simple tips and you will certainly get what you deserve, homie.

Hope I've been of some assistance to you. Go Sprinter!





This Has Got To Be The Funniest BGOL Response Eva !

Oh shit, that's hilarious! I almost "dropped a log" in my pants and I'm at work...that would've been horrible.

 

[TEN]

GOTT DAMN!!!!!

SOMEBODY PLEASE TELL ME THIS NIGGA'S SNOTBOX WAS PHOTOSHOPPED!!

 

[shanebp1978]

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Nomination . . . EATUGOOD1

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this is a 'investment' group based in chicago but theyre supposed to be branching out to other cities in the us.

you simply give them between 500-5000 (you can give them a culmulative 20,000 max)

and then every month they give you back a check which is 25% of your principal.

its crazy cause their meetings are held in alot of churches and its 'only for blacks' lol..

im a skeptic so i went to one of their meetings, and honestly i still am. it seems too good to be true but one of my guys is in it and this cat is getting thousands of dollars per month.



they say they invest the money into hedgefunds, which they claim dhamlier chrysler does as well.

heres the page

i dont think im going to mess with it though....

CLASSIC!!!!! NO WORDS NEEDED!!!

 

[ThaBurgerPimp]

i dont think anything can top this

EATUGOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! fuck you, you back shifting lazy azz crap shoot! i can't stand you. i can't fucking stand your punk azz motherfucker. and now that i got you then i am going to come after you mothafucka for real. shit is no game dggy. i am heated for real. i can't even think straight i am so mad. i am so mad that i am close to tears right now. i feel like crying and throwing shit doggy. i am going to cut myself motherfucker. you made me cut myself you bitch. its all your fault. and its all your fault that i was emasculated in highschool. its all your fault that i never grew up to be the man i wanted to be. its all your fault that i lived my life alone. its all your fault that my life is in shambles right now. i hate you! i hate you! bitch! i hope you suffer fucking 160 times over you porch sitting fat azz motherfucker. i hate you. i hate you!'

Why did the men in highschool emasclate me? Why don't the girls like me? why am i never good enough? why do i always finish last? why am i so ugly! fuck mirrors! fuck that shit. i can't stand my reflection, i am ugly. i want plastic surgery. i want to suck the chubbiness out of my face, i want to see bones on my mind. i want to look like a skeleton but i eat too damn much. i eat too much everyday because i can't control myself. fuck me! fuck you buddy! ou fucking sick moron! i don't care anymore. i'll just end my life by swalowing a bottle of ether ad shooting myself in the fucking head. fuck you!!!! FUCK THESE VOICES IN MY FUCKING HEAD. FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU!FUCI !!!1 YU!!!!111

 

[TEN]

Can someone post R.Kelly porn for me. My girl wants to see it

You late as hell man. Were you waitin for the bitch to turn 18 before you watched it?

 

[Ready2Rumble82]

Glad you enjoyed it. lmao.

 

[NYCpimp]

Glad you enjoyed it. lmao.

aint nobody gon give you an award nigga! so don't write no acceptance speech yo!

 

[EATUGOOD1]

I pick SHANEBP1078.. THIS SHIT HAD ME ROLLING



Re: ***BREAKING NEWS !!!*** ANAL ASSUALT on CHEROKEE! (3 VIDEOS)

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YO WE JUST FINISHED WORK ON THE PYRAMIDS!!! MAYNE PEOPLE ARE GONNA SEE THESE SHITS FOR THOUSANDS OF YEARS TO COME!!!

 

[pookie]

I don't know about funniest thread but the funniest title had to be
"TWO MUSLIM CHICKS WAGING JIHAD ON THE DICK" and the arguments it started in the thread

 

[Ready2Rumble82]

aint nobody gon give you an award nigga! so don't write no acceptance speech yo!

 

[SNYC]

If You Could Be A White Man For 24 Hours, What Would You Do?

Log on to BGOL and pretend to be black

 

[shanebp1978]

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[curry_stain]

takes u back to BGOL 2001 days.....


*returns to lurkerville*

 

[Duval's King]

as you requested sir,

CAKE! [how do you get yo cake?] The Ten Remix [may 2006]
DOWNLOAD | LISTEN

 

[Duval's King]

doc stop being a chink

i made my reply long time in this dumb ass thread,
if you want it in crystal clear here it is:

THIS SHIT IS CHINESE BULLSHIT [& piss]

IT IS UNTRUE

HNIC IS NOT BLUNT

IT IS FUCKING DEMENTED TO EVEN THINK THAT

us mods know who blunt is, we know its not hnic,

we just cant ban the peice of shit [blunt] untill he breaks the rules!
as he has been here since day dot.

the day im waiting for is when he slips up and i can ban him/her/it
nevermind your dumb part time doctor ass.

of course everytime you make one of these dumb ass blunt threads
your helping to keep him here! [your too stupid to understand why
so i wont bother]

..get it?

or do u want in in chinese/korean/japanese/piss language?

 

[TEN]

i was way too harsh on brotha doctor truth and i apologise,
lol still funny though, but thats my nigga.

 

[Dr. Truth]

Tens reply had me hollerin. I didnt inform him of the operation at that point. Appology accepted.

 

[TEN]

Re: {White Pussy Smell Vs Black Pussy Smell}

Oh stop frontin'. The only bitch you've fucked is yourself. And you had to pay for that.

 

[TEN]

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look at me now​

Jacelin Fyne​

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stop drinking it not working for you

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[LSN]

Looking back at my quote that was pretty fukkin disgusting...I'm ashamed of myself... ---

 

[TEN]

Jay-Z: YOU DID REAL GOOD FOXY!!!!!!
Foxy: WHATTTT!!!!!!!!????
Jay-Z: I SAID YOU DID REAL GOOD!!!!!!!! GO CHARGE YOUR HEARING AID!!!!
Foxy: I CAN'T HEAR YOU I FORGOT MY HEARING AID!!!!

 

[Lexx Diamond]

They brushed her up a lil too much but you can still see what you wanna see!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Another KING GROWNMAN contribution, LET'S GET THE BOARD BACK TO HOW IT WAS, FILTER OUT THE LOSER'S!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!​

I'd like to start off by saying thanks for those two pics. However, what still stands is the reality that you are at least a half a fag and full bitch. So if these two pics are all you have then log off and go find those Gia pics.

This here had me rotflmbao

 

[TEN]

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[LordSinister]

Just exactly what qualified Isiah for the job. Being a first class "Tom"? Never trust a white man with a moustache or a black man without one.

Real talk.
no jokes.

 

[Billy Slowhands]

i was way too harsh on brotha doctor truth and i apologise,
lol still funny though, but thats my nigga.

you dont think you was too harsh on me when all I was doing was trying to warn the board? It was uncalled for.

 

[TEN]

Amazing how many copycat posters we got on BGOL lately.
My original Rei Himekawa post... http://198.65.131.81/board/showthread.php?t=110311

amazing how many attention whores we got on this bitch period
did you invent this hoe? did you give birth to this hoe? do you own copyrights to this hoe?
why do you care if someone else posts a full vid of her... this aint the 5 second preview found in your post - it dont compare

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[cli-terminator]

MissMighty dissing Chitownheadbusta

Oh yeah next time you sniffin ur mom draws take a look at the tags.

 

[peterlongshort]

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Man that shit had me giggling all day Who needs Chappelle Show?! I swear man some of ya'll cats should be screenwriters. "Did you copyright that hoe?!"

 

[Arizona Ron]

Originally Posted by redsox
Its funny how one single post can forever alter ones "board persona"
Before Billy's picture was exposed, he posted here like some bad ass
thug. If anyone said boo to him, he would launch into pages and
pages of personal attacks. After he got exposed, Billy is
reduced to one of the board clowns. He is another Kenneth or Hazmatic.
He is just trying to hang on here. His role is now of comic relief.
Billy is the fat mommas boy pervert who people now turn to as
a butt of jokes. Even noobs are free to attack Billy and there isnt
a thing he can do about it but pretend it dont bother him. Bet Billy
wishes he never heard of myspace now.

Nah pussy, with the other kats its jokes. Its all good. But yous a pussy. I really dont like you son. You strike me as the type of bitch ass nigga that would flat leave your homies if they got jumped. The type of bitch nigga that lets his girl's ass get squeezed in a club and dont do shit. Act like you aint see it. Be asking your girl "But how do you know it was him?" Faggit ass nigga. You seemed like a Grade A sucker in real life. No heart having bitch. Prolly neva even got a traffic ticket. Faggit. And if I ever met you I'd punch you str8 in your face...AND you know what I look like AND where I live faggit...​

Dude said this nigga would be like "how you know it was him?" Nigga got serious as a muv

 

[peanut1]

Originally Posted by redsox
Its funny how one single post can forever alter ones "board persona"
Before Billy's picture was exposed, he posted here like some bad ass
thug. If anyone said boo to him, he would launch into pages and
pages of personal attacks. After he got exposed, Billy is
reduced to one of the board clowns. He is another Kenneth or Hazmatic.
He is just trying to hang on here. His role is now of comic relief.
Billy is the fat mommas boy pervert who people now turn to as
a butt of jokes. Even noobs are free to attack Billy and there isnt
a thing he can do about it but pretend it dont bother him. Bet Billy
wishes he never heard of myspace now.



Dude said this nigga would be like "how you know it was him?" Nigga got serious as a muv

Lemme guess, you are a new member from Tuscon that came in pushing the black Yukon, you usually have the slowhands groove on?

This fool is cosigning himself.

That ain't funny maaaaaaaann!