Fake eye lashes! WTF?

[BKF]

I hate that shit! And I know of no men that like that shit.

It basically tells us men that she ain't shit, ain't got no business about herself, and she doesn't have confidence in herself without that stupid shit on her face.

The only good thing about them is that we get to see who avoid*

Man.. women from the aint about nothing crowd, to women who got it going on are wearing those bullshits. Women don't care if men don't like them because like a lot of other fake shit women wear. It aint for you, it's for other women, but none of the fake shit stop women from being hit on. So...they continue to look like drag queens.

 

[Cross]

Man.. women from the aint about nothing crowd, to women who got it going on are wearing those bullshits. Women don't care if men don't like them because like a lot of other fake shit women wear. It aint for you, it's for other women, but none of the fake shit stop women from being hit on. So...they continue to look like drag queens.

Fam, if they have fake eyelashes weave and long ass fake nails I dont have nothing for them conversation or dick I just move the fuck on when I say I hate it I truly do and will not entertain a chic with it especially ones that do too much.

 

[VWchrisATL]

They're called "cumbrellas"

Bruh....

 

[SamSneed]

No straight man in history ever said “your eyelashes are sexy” to a woman.

Bitches eyelids be looking like Killa’s forearms after wearing those big ass eyelashes.

Bitches rub almond oil on eyelids to holdup all the bs

 

[CPT Callamity]

And just like how these birds keep fucking with their real eyebrows until the don't grow anymore, the same thing happens to their lashes. Fake lashes will over time damage your real ones. Have these hoes walking around looking like baby seals and shit.

 

[4 Dimensional]

Bitches rub almond oil on eyelids to holdup all the bs

six almond oils.

 

[dHustla]

Bruh....

Urban Dictionary: Cumbrella

Cumbrella: In 1882, London prostitute Gerda Puridle invented elongated eye lashes or "cumbrellas" to block semen from getting in working girls' eyes that...

www.urbandictionary.com

Cumbrella
In 1882, London prostitute Gerda Puridle invented elongated eye lashes or "cumbrellas" to block semen from getting in working girls' eyes that are worn today as common fashion.
“Hold ye horses, John. Thou art welcome to don thine cum on thou face, for I’ve applied my cumbrellas”

 

[dHustla]

Bitches rub almond oil on eyelids to holdup all the bs

Huh?

 

[SamSneed]

Huh?

They got strong lids nigga

 

[sammyjax]

They all look bad.. even the so called "good ones"

I disagree

 

[King_of_Posts]

I disagree

The ONLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLY way I can agree is if I have to strongly wonder if they are real or not. But 90% of women wear obviously fake lashes when they choose to go that route. I mean got damn.....at least try to fool a nigga. I know folks have said they are doing it or other women but shit is ridiculous at this point

 

[yasky777]

All these bitches copying the same play book, I swear it’s bad

 

[dHustla]

@Camille @sexypetiteone00 @MissMighty
@Moore

 

[dHustla]

I see them as a lack of self love

 

[Cross]

Urban Dictionary: Cumbrella

Cumbrella: In 1882, London prostitute Gerda Puridle invented elongated eye lashes or "cumbrellas" to block semen from getting in working girls' eyes that...

www.urbandictionary.com

Wtf I thought cold chi made that shit up. Urban dictionary is this legit? This can't be real

 

[God Dammit]

How them hoes be looking:

 

[Day_Carver]

A lot of you so called men on this board complain about every little bitty thing women do or wear. Shit is mad retarded.....

 

[lightbright]

They're called "cumbrellas"

With all the bukkakes that you've had done to you.... it figures that you'd know what they're called.... bet you have a recurring re-up order with Amazon with them




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[BKF]

The ONLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLY way I can agree is if I have to strongly wonder if they are real or not. But 90% of women wear obviously fake lashes when they choose to go that route. I mean got damn.....at least try to fool a nigga. I know folks have said they are doing it or other women but shit is ridiculous at this point

I've seen some chics look good in them but still I prefer the natural look. Just always been that way before I even knew that was my thing.

 

[Darkness's]

With all the bukkakes that you've had done to you.... it figures that you'd know what they're called.... bet you have a recurring re-up order with Amazon with them




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Stfu

 

[lightbright]

Stfu

No hate girl.... you saved a lot of money from guys not being able to blind you with jizz and run without paying you.....


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[BKF]

A novel idea:

Maybe a woman likes things based on what she feels looks nice ON HER.

 

[tallblacknyc]

Rodents and other small animals run away from her thinking it’s a crow ready to swoop in for a kill

 

[sammyjax]

The ONLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLY way I can agree is if I have to strongly wonder if they are real or not. But 90% of women wear obviously fake lashes when they choose to go that route. I mean got damn.....at least try to fool a nigga. I know folks have said they are doing it or other women but shit is ridiculous at this point

All them Ls are exactly what I meant lol

Lashes ain't new, them dumbass face caterpillars new. Nice fake lashes look alluring, not stupid.

@mailboxpimp can you confirm or refute here as the resident expert? Not eem fucking w you lol

 

[Heavenlywings77]

I hate that shit! And I know of no men that like that shit.

It basically tells us men that she ain't shit, ain't got no business about herself, and she doesn't have confidence in herself without that stupid shit on her face.

The only good thing about them is that we get to see who to avoid*

The 100s of years its been a thing, u just got angry at it now?

 

[Cross]

How them hoes be looking:

 

[mailboxpimp]

All them Ls are exactly what I meant lol

Lashes ain't new, them dumbass face caterpillars new. Nice fake lashes look alluring, not stupid.

@mailboxpimp can you confirm or refute here as the resident expert? Not eem fucking w you lol

exactly
thot culture......

 

[mailboxpimp]

Ive NEVER had clients that get those ridiculously long-ass lashes
hoes do that shit for each other.... there are no men who like it & no women in a real relationship with them on her face.

 

[mailboxpimp]

Lmbaoooooo I love boys....

you missed ya last appointment faggot.

 

[mailboxpimp]

I've heard women tell me everything you just stated..

Nigga! I can always tell! And they still look goofy af.

 

[gw1933]

Fake eyelashes were made for blasting off.

Paintin these hoes faces......

 

[jack walsh13]

Bitches wit fake eye lashes can get choked out too bruh.

 

[Dr. Truth]

you missed ya last appointment faggot.

You still in here trying to pretend you not a homo. LOL

 

[mailboxpimp]

You know I still pretend to not b a homo. LOL

yea... I do

 

[A to Dah K]

most of the shit women do with their appearance nowadays men hate

not sure why they do any of it.

To compete with other ugly bitches