Dime with wack pussy: Advice needed?

Hahahaha man

Pain is temporary... just remind her of that... you gotta break it in man... teach her whatever you want, but if she dont get over that initial pain, it aint going anywhere...
 
Man u can't be serious. my girlfriend for three years was a virgin..She was like that wen we first did it...Can't do this and that...but after a while she became a pro...at first she won't even raise her legs up cuz she said it hurts pluz no doggy too..it was plain missionary...but all dat shit changed as time wen by thru teaching her and doing it continuously and pussy became palatable...i say stick wit it and teach the bitch...
 
i hate to say it but you gonna have to eat the pussy something ridculous to make her open and feel like a queen, make her cum just from thinkin bout it, and then she will feel like she owe you a good fuck, she will be able to take it from that point cause she gonna feel like damn she aint gonna be able to find another one that can make her feel pain and blow her back out... work the dick in slow, kissin on her(yeah i know it sounds like some save a hoe shit but it works) and she will forget about the pain
 
PIMP CONFUCIUS SAYS:

HER PUSSY IS NOT WACK, IT'S THE BODY CONNECTED TO THE PUSSY THAT IS WACK....

FREE THE BODY AND THE PUSSY WILL FOLLOW
 
Man u can't be serious. my girlfriend for three years was a virgin..She was like that wen we first did it...Can't do this and that...but after a while she became a pro...at first she won't even raise her legs up cuz she said it hurts pluz no doggy too..it was plain missionary...but all dat shit changed as time wen by thru teaching her and doing it continuously and pussy became palatable...i say stick wit it and teach the bitch...

Being a virgin don't really mean nuttin bro. I was with a 21 year old virgin on and off for like 2 years. I broke her in, sure she complained at first about the pain but what I really liked about her was that she was willing to learn everything...she wanted to be a freak. It really depends on a person's comfortability level with you and their own maturity. Some 30 year old women are prude as fuck and treat sex as a chore or a favor. They are a waste of time.
 
why did I come in this thread... You need to change your name to BahamaSimp. If the girl is that good then why are you pondering a stupid question. Otherwise et her be someone else piece. If she is wiling to go through all that sht then she is willing to learn the skills to break a dude.
 
i hate to say it but you gonna have to eat the pussy something ridculous to make her open and feel like a queen, make her cum just from thinkin bout it, and then she will feel like she owe you a good fuck, she will be able to take it from that point cause she gonna feel like damn she aint gonna be able to find another one that can make her feel pain and blow her back out... work the dick in slow, kissin on her(yeah i know it sounds like some save a hoe shit but it works) and she will forget about the pain

did this shit and the ho would.... MAKE ME STOP N THE MIDDLE OF FUCKING!!! Talkin bout i need a break, it hurts, I'm giving u something special and u dont appreciate it. U kno what its like when u eat pussy and have fucked a bitch for an hour wit 10 minute breaks in between every 15 minutes?? :angry::angry: by the time she showed me the ankle lick, i was on my way to another bitch, pretty as fuck, chocha wack as fuck. Its a tough decision, sexual compatability is half a relationship. Keep her as queen and get u a freak, thats my shit
 
If she is worth it, talk to her about your issue. See if she is willing to work through it. If not, to hell with her.
 
you might have to use the L word... and say during sex say that the pussy is good, talk dirty her while slowly fuckin her... watch some wesley pipes flicks and take some damn note... aint no such thing as it hurts girl you know you want this dick type shit at her... some women like that durty talk... send her here to VA and i can put her in one of my classes to loosen her up a bit....or get the bish high or drunk first then do it... she might just need to relax a little bit b4 sex, another possibility is that she might have a ninja thats out of town or locked up thats waitin to get some of that tight pussy she got!
 
If she is worth it, talk to her about your issue. See if she is willing to work through it. If not, to hell with her.

:smh:

Y'all niggas got it twisted huh?

A pretty bitch dat doesn't like sex: classic NPD.

Clues = love notes and flowers, text messages.

You can't talk to this broad man.

Run nigga Run nigga . . . :dance:
 
ok, fam here's the deal. i was at a party last month. i was chillin' smokin' my cigar. doin' the my ole' nigga in da party routine. you know the nod ya head and look cool shit us ole' dudes do. anyways a hot dancehall tune comes on. all of a sudden a tall redbone double fine chic appears in front of me a few feet away. while she's dancin' she's givin' me the eye. so one my dawgs saws he knows her and can hook me up.

anyway me and shawty hooks up on a few lil' dinner dates and hit it off. so now here comes fuck day. i'm hyped as fuck thinkin' if da pussy is good i can hang with her for a few minutes see if any future in it. but once i got my dick in her the sex was wack as fuck. you know the kind of shit when the bitch keeps kickin' dat it hurts shit. then keeps askin' if you cum yet. then won't put her leggs all the way back. you'll know what i mean.

cut a long story short. she has a helluva good job, strong family, own place, own car and is fine as fuck. plus she's pressuring me to be her nigga. sendin' flowers, textin' love notes, callin' when she's out and when she gets back in. you know dat shit dat feeds our egos. but the pussy is wack. do you'll think i should kick it with her for a second or kick her to the Curve?

KEEP HER AND TEACH HER!

You can't teach an UGLY CHICK TO BE BEAUTIFUL!

But you can teach a BEAUTIFUL CHICK TO FUCK LIKE YOU WANT HER TO; TAILOR HER PU$$Y TO THE SPECS OF YOUR "EQUIPMENT"!

She's got the RAW MATERIAL, you have to develop her sex game!
 
I personally think you are use to hoes with no limits and this chick clearly has some limitations---which is good. Happened to me before. Thought the chick was fakin whack sex and lame head, but she just wasn' trickin off every kat like i was with chicks. My advice: If her legs won't go all the way back and her cooch is a bit tight, good job, good family, no kids and fucked your complainin' ass...YOU MAY HAVE A GOOD ONE!!!!! Take her!
 
Teach her?

How the fuck can someone teach a grown ass woman how to fuck?

Man, let her know the deal.

Either she will adjust her own comfort to satisfy you, or you should leave her alone.

"Teach her".....please

Im not teaching a goddamn thing out of work lol.

If a woman complains about sex now...just imagine how she will be later.

:yes::D:yes:
 
Eat it better.

Was just about to say that. If you feeling her like that, some prolific pussy eating can change a lot about a woman's attitude towards fucking. Just make sure you're ready for her to try and be up under you every damn second of the day if you do it right.
 
I echo the sentiments of some of my other brethren


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ok, fam here's the deal. i was at a party last month. i was chillin' smokin' my cigar. doin' the my ole' nigga in da party routine. you know the nod ya head and look cool shit us ole' dudes do. anyways a hot dancehall tune comes on. all of a sudden a tall redbone double fine chic appears in front of me a few feet away. while she's dancin' she's givin' me the eye. so one my dawgs saws he knows her and can hook me up.

anyway me and shawty hooks up on a few lil' dinner dates and hit it off. so now here comes fuck day. i'm hyped as fuck thinkin' if da pussy is good i can hang with her for a few minutes see if any future in it. but once i got my dick in her the sex was wack as fuck. you know the kind of shit when the bitch keeps kickin' dat it hurts shit. then keeps askin' if you cum yet. then won't put her leggs all the way back. you'll know what i mean.

cut a long story short. she has a helluva good job, strong family, own place, own car and is fine as fuck. plus she's pressuring me to be her nigga. sendin' flowers, textin' love notes, callin' when she's out and when she gets back in. you know dat shit dat feeds our egos. but the pussy is wack. do you'll think i should kick it with her for a second or kick her to the Curve?

... and then the alarm clock went off and you woke the fuck up.
 
ok, fam here's the deal. i was at a party last month. i was chillin' smokin' my cigar. doin' the my ole' nigga in da party routine. you know the nod ya head and look cool shit us ole' dudes do. anyways a hot dancehall tune comes on. all of a sudden a tall redbone double fine chic appears in front of me a few feet away. while she's dancin' she's givin' me the eye. so one my dawgs saws he knows her and can hook me up.

anyway me and shawty hooks up on a few lil' dinner dates and hit it off. so now here comes fuck day. i'm hyped as fuck thinkin' if da pussy is good i can hang with her for a few minutes see if any future in it. but once i got my dick in her the sex was wack as fuck. you know the kind of shit when the bitch keeps kickin' dat it hurts shit. then keeps askin' if you cum yet. then won't put her leggs all the way back. you'll know what i mean.

cut a long story short. she has a helluva good job, strong family, own place, own car and is fine as fuck. plus she's pressuring me to be her nigga. sendin' flowers, textin' love notes, callin' when she's out and when she gets back in. you know dat shit dat feeds our egos. but the pussy is wack. do you'll think i should kick it with her for a second or kick her to the Curve?

I had an african chick that was bad, and used to do the same thing. I tried to teach her new shit since during that time, I was damn near a pornstar anyway. She wasn't trying to hear it at the time. So I stop giving her dick for a good month. Then one day, she just walked up to me at her house, butt ass naked, talking about "so you don't want this anymore". We was together for 2 years. Now, we are not, but she still loves the pipe... *i feel sorry for the simps she with now....*
 
She may not b comfortable yet........................................the more you hit and get her open the more she relaxes. Best test of freak potential is get her a lil tipsy,then mash it out. If she's still uptight when a lil drunk, then there aint much you can do...........she's wack.
 
Man, tough dilemma but I gotta say dump her! Trust me on this, if a chick ain't sexing you right after the first 3 tries she's never going to do so.

Now, that being said, if she's that fine you've got absolutely nothing to lose by having the "Hey baby, I'm digging you but the sex is wack as hell" conversation. If she's feeling you like you say she is then she'll step up to the plate. If not, then you win anyway because you can bounce.
 
Dude she may be tense since it's the first time with you. Women are like that sometimes.

Give her a chnce, when she gets to know you ,she may be the biggest freak you ever want to meet....Stick it out!!!
 
I just got to ask a question brotha. Are you sure that the problem is not you. Questions you need to ask yourself. Think about How big your dick is. If you are huge like 9 inches or more or with a lot of width then she may not be able to take your size at the moment. If this is the case you simply need to work her in slowly so that she can open up to your size.

Scenario 2

Your dick slanging game is wack. When a females continuously ask when you gone cum then she is not into the sex. If she does not let you hit bottom or put her legs all the way back then you are not pleasuring her. She may be the type that likes it slow and soft.

Scenario 3

You are fucking a fine bitch so there is really nothing to complain about. Just keep getting your dick sucked and do what some of the other posters on BGOl said... TRAIN HER. I would try and make her a porn star. Hell you don't got nothing to lose anyway because you don't vibe with her sexually so there will be no long term anyway. Might as well mut her out:dunno:
 
What is wrong with some people here. Sex is a natural thing. Either you got it or you don't. When a woman is really into a man, trust me on this, she will blow you the fuck away in bed. As well as be very risque in public places :D.

Most "Super Fine Bitches" are fuckin' lame and I do mean like a dead fish in bed. Its almost like they think they too fine to work up a sweat. And also there are women that just don't like sex and have it cause "well everyone else is". If having a trophy woman is more important to you then you have to sacrifice other things, and the most common sacrifice I've seen with fellas that have DIMES is SEX. They have to deal with mediocre or terrible sex.

No matter how good she looks, if you have to train her, a grown ass woman at that, something is wrong, and she got issues that may creep up in the future. God forbid you wife her. :smh:
 
Kept it real! You cant by a car until you test drive it. Once you test drive it. If the ride is wack what are you going to do . Go to the next car. Regardless if its a Maybach, Bentley, Rolls Royce, Lamborghini. You Feel Me ! :yes:
 
Good post.............

I say get into her head, what gets her hot (if you really care to continue to deal with her). Maybe the girls nervous, naive or your too blessed. Anyone can be taught. Every heard of "OJT", if she willing, she'll follow your lead. :cool:
 
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