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ok, fam here's the deal. i was at a party last month. i was chillin' smokin' my cigar. doin' the my ole' nigga in da party routine. you know the nod ya head and look cool shit us ole' dudes do. anyways a hot dancehall tune comes on. all of a sudden a tall redbone double fine chic appears in front of me a few feet away. while she's dancin' she's givin' me the eye. so one my dawgs saws he knows her and can hook me up.

anyway me and shawty hooks up on a few lil' dinner dates and hit it off. so now here comes fuck day. i'm hyped as fuck thinkin' if da pussy is good i can hang with her for a few minutes see if any future in it. but once i got my dick in her the sex was wack as fuck. you know the kind of shit when the bitch keeps kickin' dat it hurts shit. then keeps askin' if you cum yet. then won't put her leggs all the way back. you'll know what i mean.

cut a long story short. she has a helluva good job, strong family, own place, own car and is fine as fuck. plus she's pressuring me to be her nigga. sendin' flowers, textin' love notes, callin' when she's out and when she gets back in. you know dat shit dat feeds our egos. but the pussy is wack. do you'll think i should kick it with her for a second or kick her to the Curve?
 
Bahamapimp said:
ok, fam here's the deal. i was at a party last month. i was chillin' smokin' my cigar. doin' the my ole' nigga in da party routine. you know the nod ya head and look cool shit us ole' dudes do. anyways a hot dancehall tune comes on. all of a sudden a tall redbone double fine chic appears in front of me a few feet away. while she's dancin' she's givin' me the eye. so one my dawgs saws he knows her and can hook me up.

anyway me and shawty hooks up on a few lil' dinner dates and hit it off. so now here comes fuck day. i'm hyped as fuck thinkin' if da pussy is good i can hang with her for a few minutes see if any future in it. but once i got my dick in her the sex was wack as fuck. you know the kind of shit when the bitch keeps kickin' dat it hurts shit. then keeps askin' if you cum yet. then won't put her leggs all the way back. you'll know what i mean.

cut a long story short. she has a helluva good job, strong family, own place, own car and is fine as fuck. plus she's pressuring me to be her nigga. sendin' flowers, textin' love notes, callin' when she's out and when she gets back in. you know dat shit dat feeds our egos. but the pussy is wack. do you'll think i should kick it with her for a second or kick her to the Curve?
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an old man told me there,s only 2 kinds of pussy big ole good pussy and good ole big pussy enjoy the ride and teach her:lol::lol::dance:
 
if she's that fine, you can away use her to get more pussy. take her to a spot where you know other fine hoes is goona be, like a club something. da club is da best spot, cuz you can alway dip off, do your thing, and come back around like nothing happened. or if you got da patiences, train her.
 
Teach her?

How the fuck can someone teach a grown ass woman how to fuck?

Man, let her know the deal.

Either she will adjust her own comfort to satisfy you, or you should leave her alone.

"Teach her".....please

Im not teaching a goddamn thing out of work lol.

If a woman complains about sex now...just imagine how she will be later.
 
I echo the sentiments of some of my other brethren


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FLYINHAWAIIAN37 said:
i never knew it was a such thing as "bad" pussy!...LMAO
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let me be more specific. visually the pussy defies belief. pretty, smells good, gat dat blond peach fuzz on it, and gets real wet. the entrance is nice, with that slippery tightness. but the bitch won't let me hit bottom for shit. she won't ride, hollas like i'm killin' her when i backshot her ass. dude the shit ain't enjoyable at all. according to her the few guys she's been with usually didn't last long so she really didn't have to do shit... go figure? i'm gonna try work with her doe. i hope my patience lasts. oh but her head game is on point doe. i think this bitch tryin' to hold out on my ass. she's tryin' to rope my ole' ass in. bitches ain't shit...
 
.......you know the kind of shit when the bitch keeps kickin' dat it hurts shit. then keeps askin' if you cum yet. then won't put her leggs all the way back.
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:lol::lol:Reminds me of Richard Pryors movie "which way is up" and he trying to do annie-mae.....:lol::lol:


She aint been broke off right made, tell / teach her what's up and if she aint getting with the program.....cut her loose.
 
Dr. Munhihausen II said:
Teach her?

How the fuck can someone teach a grown ass woman how to fuck?

Man, let her know the deal.

Either she will adjust her own comfort to satisfy you, or you should leave her alone.

"Teach her".....please

Im not teaching a goddamn thing out of work lol.

If a woman complains about sex now...just imagine how she will be later.
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Exactly. Being the freak that I am, I've tried & failed on numerous occasions to teach my woman. Very few women will come out of their comfort zone to do things you like. Most chics be like "You want me to swallow? You wanna put it my ass? You want me to eat another bitch's pussy? Fuck outta here!"

Either you learn to accept wack pussy & focus on her other good qualities or you find a chic with great pussy AND other good qualities.

If you gotcho shit toghether, fine ass brawds will be attracted you. So why settle? :dunno:
 
I was in a similiar situation like 2 weeks ago. Long story short, I dumped her.

I fucked her twice and never came. I was pissed. The sex was the worst I had in years. I experienced all the problems you mentioned. She complained that I was too big(3rd girl to say that this year...it was cool at first but now it's a little irritating to say the least), and she's a fucking prude. It's one thing to get a woman to do something, and another when they actually just do it because they like it. I asked my peoples and some say teach, others say don't waste any time. I've taught women, but in my experience u can only teach women that want to be taught to bring that inner freak out. I can't fuck with prudes, I'm not in high school anymore. Its fucked up cause she was mad cool, excellent job, grad student...she had alot of stuff going but she cant fuck lol
 
Simple, give it two to three times. Let her adapt to you. Once she does that then you'll really be able to see how she is in bed. From the sounds of it, she's a good chick. If so, these don't usually break out the kama sutra at first in fear of you judging her. The more secure she is with you relationship (arrangement.. whatever it is) the better it gets.:dance:

In short, if she's up to experimenting and has little inhibitions, she could be your goldmine ( independent, smart, sexy, intelligent, fun). Assuming you are looking for the wifey type.

Jaz
 
I been there before. What you need to do is stick with the pussy if it get wet without KY then she'll get freakier and it'll get better.
 
Bahamapimp said:
ok, fam here's the deal. i was at a party last month. i was chillin' smokin' my cigar. doin' the my ole' nigga in da party routine. you know the nod ya head and look cool shit us ole' dudes do. anyways a hot dancehall tune comes on. all of a sudden a tall redbone double fine chic appears in front of me a few feet away. while she's dancin' she's givin' me the eye. so one my dawgs saws he knows her and can hook me up.

anyway me and shawty hooks up on a few lil' dinner dates and hit it off. so now here comes fuck day. i'm hyped as fuck thinkin' if da pussy is good i can hang with her for a few minutes see if any future in it. but once i got my dick in her the sex was wack as fuck. you know the kind of shit when the bitch keeps kickin' dat it hurts shit. then keeps askin' if you cum yet. then won't put her leggs all the way back. you'll know what i mean.

cut a long story short. she has a helluva good job, strong family, own place, own car and is fine as fuck. plus she's pressuring me to be her nigga. sendin' flowers, textin' love notes, callin' when she's out and when she gets back in. you know dat shit dat feeds our egos. but the pussy is wack. do you'll think i should kick it with her for a second or kick her to the Curve?
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well,,,your ass cant have everything......take the good with the bad...
 
man, if she cant part her legs, she prolly just lazy.

U had a fine bitch who just refused to learn. Bitch was too damn conservative, wouldnt even shave her pussy for the fear of being contaminated. One day, the chic walked in on me an another bitch, I told her right in her face it was her fault.
she later readjusted, no she sucks dick like a champ.
Teach her, man

the hard way
 
:D Pass the pussy over here....I'll train that bitch for you and give her back in about a month.Like others said this post is pointless without pics.At least post a picture of a female that looks like her.
 
Jaz said:
From the sounds of it, she's a good chick. If so, these don't usually break out the kama sutra at first in fear of you judging her.
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she already gave him head, so i doubt that's da case. shorty is just wack in bed.
 
Only niggas who lack options would even consider compromising on a bitch.


Remember that shit pimp.

Bitches be concerned about niggas salaries.(Which leads them into fucked up situations)

Niggas aint sweating a bitch salary unless he needs help.
 
I agree with the fam... Teach her...
I have been there before - where the first run wasn't fun - but I went for another go round and just decided to beat that shit up my way - disregarding her... She learned to adjust to my needs and it became ayt - Prolly would've gotten great had I kept messing with her - but unlike your the way you explained yo girl - she wasn't dymin' it up
 
thats usually how it is with fine pretty women.niggas be so geeked getting the pussy all the female gotta do is look good in the bed don't sweat and don't mess up their hair. i agree teach her
 
Nothing worse than cold fish pussy. I don't know what women are like in the Bahamas, but you seem to be feeling this chick.

Sounds pretty simple to me. The next time you twist her out, after you're laying there with her tell her you want to try ____________________. Keep it simple, don't tell her you want to eat honey out of her asshole or something. On a freaky scale of 1-10, keep it at a 2. Peep her reaction along with what she says. Then the next time you're bangin' it out, try what you said. Peep her reaction, if she's cool with it, keep in mind what you want to try next. Keep the freaky scale low, don't turn it up for a while. Get her comfortable with being a little bit of a freak.

Now it can go three ways: 1) You're first suggestion will get no play, then you know what your next move is. 2) Your suggestion will get some burn and you'll slowly open her up. 3) You'll open the flood gates (that's the ideal)

Good luck.
 
Dr. Munhihausen II said:
Teach her?

How the fuck can someone teach a grown ass woman how to fuck?

Man, let her know the deal.

Either she will adjust her own comfort to satisfy you, or you should leave her alone.

"Teach her".....please

Im not teaching a goddamn thing out of work lol.

If a woman complains about sex now...just imagine how she will be later.
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:yes: "You Can Take That To The BANK!" :yes:
 
If dat pussy wack, it may get better, but then again, she may stay all up tight and shit, and then you would be fucked...

You can only teach so much. Its gotta be in her first and you just bring it out. Otherwise you will be bored to death in a minute
 
Bahamapimp said:
ok, fam here's the deal. i was at a party last month. i was chillin' smokin' my cigar. doin' the my ole' nigga in da party routine. you know the nod ya head and look cool shit us ole' dudes do. anyways a hot dancehall tune comes on. all of a sudden a tall redbone double fine chic appears in front of me a few feet away. while she's dancin' she's givin' me the eye. so one my dawgs saws he knows her and can hook me up.

anyway me and shawty hooks up on a few lil' dinner dates and hit it off. so now here comes fuck day. i'm hyped as fuck thinkin' if da pussy is good i can hang with her for a few minutes see if any future in it. but once i got my dick in her the sex was wack as fuck. you know the kind of shit when the bitch keeps kickin' dat it hurts shit. then keeps askin' if you cum yet. then won't put her leggs all the way back. you'll know what i mean.

cut a long story short. she has a helluva good job, strong family, own place, own car and is fine as fuck. plus she's pressuring me to be her nigga. sendin' flowers, textin' love notes, callin' when she's out and when she gets back in. you know dat shit dat feeds our egos. but the pussy is wack. do you'll think i should kick it with her for a second or kick her to the Curve?
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SHE IS GOING TO BE THAT WAY IN THE BEGINNING BUT WHEN SHE GETS U SHE WILL CHANGE PLUS YOU DONT WANT A LAZY FUCK(sex wise) YOU WILL CHEAT ON HER FOR SHO
 

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