cum queen ..can we jus give her the award...lol
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Wifey has been posted on here since the late 90's, when this forum was a toddler. Damn right she's an awardee. She was embracing facials when the wack ass square bitches posted on here, literally ran from it.
Wifey goes back to to the 56k days.
You would sit there for like a hour waiting to DL and watch a one minute sample clip from her site using Real Player. And you would get about 95% of it downloaded and shit will lock up and freeze. Then you had to repeat the process all over again.
Those were some rough days.
HaHa!!!
that was just frustrating more than anything...the REAL STRUGGLE was the analog days when you had to SCHEME your porn.
back in the scrambled porn days
where you had to look for your father's/brother's/uncle's stash of porn mags!
I remember having to sneak and scheme to check out the nudie mags at the bookstore too...lol
hell I learned how to pick a lock becuz of porn... my brother had like 20 mags in a old tool box and he had cheap lock on it...
well its the summer time i'm 14...with a lot of time and alone in the house in the daytime...i took one of my moms bobby pins and tried to pick the lock (saw it the movies so why not try it..lol) after about 20 minutes of jiggling that thing around i was about to give up when POP..
the lock opened..that shit was like Indiana Jones opening up the Lost Ark..
THOSE WERE STRUGGLE DAYS WHEN YOU HAD TO EARN YOUR PORN!!!!
There used to be a natural progression... saw a playboy, maybe a penthouse/blacktail... scrambled porn/skinemax... a tape... maybe someone had multiple tapesthat was just frustrating more than anything...the REAL STRUGGLE was the analog days when you had to SCHEME your porn.
back in the scrambled porn days
where you had to look for your father's/brother's/uncle's stash of porn mags!
I remember having to sneak and scheme to check out the nudie mags at the bookstore too...lol
hell I learned how to pick a lock becuz of porn... my brother had like 20 mags in a old tool box and he had cheap lock on it...
well its the summer time i'm 14...with a lot of time and alone in the house in the daytime...i took one of my moms bobby pins and tried to pick the lock (saw it the movies so why not try it..lol) after about 20 minutes of jiggling that thing around i was about to give up when POP..
that shit was like Indiana Jones opening up the Lost Ark..
THOSE WERE STRUGGLE DAYS WHEN YOU HAD TO EARN YOUR PORN!!!!
Now??? A kid's first exposure can be some WILD shit
SERIOUSLY....and it dont have to an official porn site eitherThere used to be a natural progression... saw a playboy, maybe a penthouse/blacktail... scrambled porn/skinemax... a tape... maybe someone had multiple tapes
Now??? A kid's first exposure can be some WILD shit
go to wikpediai and put in pearl necklace...from there you can go down the rabbit hole of links....all above board.... talk about a natural progression....in the analog day there was the IF/THEN of porn
IF you didn't have hardcore mags like Swedish Eroctica and mags that showed full penetration THEN you got the next level down Penthouse, Hustler Players
IF you couldn't get mags on that level....THEN you got lighter brands like Playboy and Oui and such....lot more articles and other stuff but the nudity was good... tho no pink shots and more "artistic" than nasty
IF you couldn't get that THEN you go for National Geographic...now its 3rd world barebreasted native women but fuck it...that works!!!
IF you couldn't get NG and the like THEN you got the Underwear catalogs like Victoria Secrets and Fredricks of Hollywood...ok its not nudity anymore but still good shit....
IF you couldn't get VS catalogs THEN the bikini sections of JC Penny and Sears catalogs....hey your 12.13 years old beggars cant be choosers!
IF you couldn't get that THEN you went to the sexuality chapters in your mom's medical encyclopedia....okay at this point its not even pictures its DRAWINGS AND DIAGRAMS of nude breasts and vaginas and maybe a few standard sexual positions. At 13, I could make that work!!
TODAY? Fuckin go to Wikipedia and your right there... these young bucks dont appreciate shit because they never had to EARN it!!!
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There used to be a natural progression... saw a playboy, maybe a penthouse/blacktail... scrambled porn/skinemax... a tape... maybe someone had multiple tapes
Now??? A kid's first exposure can be some WILD shit
This is the truth! My first adult mag came from a bookstore in First Colony Mall. My older cousin bought it was for me. Of course it was Black Tale. Remember my first porn tape too. Same cousin got it for me. Had Champagne Pendavis and Kira doing a lesbian scene in it. Them big titty curvy chicks had me sprung!!!!
Funny how Wifey is Fuckin’ every Brotha she can in the PHX/TUC area so she can keep the money flowing.
She spent 20 years staying clear of doing interracial.
She spent 20 years staying clear of doing interracial.
her enthusiasm is top notch...but neck down this chick has an awful body
