Colombia...For Realz?
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If you are mongering, stay away from Cartagena, Sosua niggas invaded, fucked shit up.
As of when? I was there New Years
She's right there in Medellin. You know the old saying .... If you could put a roof over Medellin, it would be the world's biggest brothel. I would rather be forced to count the women in Medellin that DON'T sell pussy than count the ones that do. If a trip to Medellin is in my future I will stop by her apartment for Spanish tutoring though. I have talked to her on FaceBook about it, but we never discussed a price. She's always talking about how broke she is so the price better be at least fair. Funny how selling pussy in Colombia doesn't have the same immoral attachment to it, like it has in the U.S.. There, it's just boys being boys, girls being girls. I like to hear her talk, but physically she's average by Colombian standards.
The mayor is cracking down... watch the videos.
U.S Travel Alert issued for specific areas of Cartagena, Colombia | The City Paper Bogotá
The U.S Embassy in Bogotá issued a travel alert for specific areas of Cartagena based on "increased criminal activity." District officials insist the port city is safe to visit.
thecitypaperbogota.com
confused. why would you have a car there?
I was looking for the dirty words lolGot this from a Colombian YouTuber, for whoever needs......
People do rent cars on vacations.
but uber and taxis are so cheap and there's no point in cartagena unless you visiting the black palenque i suppose.
Yeah, Colombia is a pretty big country. I can understand renting one to do shit outside the tourist areas and hit rural villages and landmarks. I would never drive in Bogota or Medellin, the traffic is crazy. I would drive anywhere else though.
InDriver is cheaper (most of the paisas, calenas, rolas, and costenas use), Cabify next cheapest, then Uber (matches with Google Maps the best)
On another note, Uber Eats is gone in Colombia, Rappi and Domicilios are great apps, they will deliver anything.
If Mahia lived in the US, I think she qualifies as above average even with no legs, hips or ass. Still looks better than the typical weave-head, HFCS guzzling, potato chip chomping, overfed amerikkkan couch sloth. But after flying all the way to Medellin, I'd damn sure wanna score with something a lot better looking than Mahia. And preferably with a bit more melanin. I can rock with white and white looking chicks if that's all that's on the menu, but it's not prime in my book. And despite her claims of African ancestry, if she pressed her hair, she'd just be another damned cac in my book. Only thing I find sexy concerning Mahia is her sexy voice and her animated Charo type, girl swag. I wouldn't waste my time in Medellin anyway, unless I was going for Mahia's Spanish tutoring. I sorely need help with all those damned conjugations and tenses. Otherwise, I'd be in Cali. It's Blacker, cheaper, not nearly as far from the beach, has far fewer racist ass Paisas; it's considerably warmer and they are more into the dance culture and I love dancing.
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# Marica, maricón, mariconazo - Gay, faggot
# chapero - gay bitch
# Bastardo - Bastard
# Cabron - Fucking Bastard
# Polla, nabo, rabo, verga, cipote - Dick
# Gilipollas, tontopollas - dickhead, asshole
# Pichacorta - little dick
# cojones, pelotas, huevos - balls, eggs
# Cojonazos - Bigballs
# Coño, chocho, raja - cunt
# Chichi - Pussy
# pelos de los huevos/coño - Pubic hair
# Mierda - Shit
# cagar, jiñar - to shit
# Chupame la polla - Suck my dick
# Chupamela - Suck it
# chupar - tu suck
# puta - whore, bitch
# guarra - dirty girl
# hijo de puta - son of a bitch, motherfucker
# follar, joder, chingar - to fuck
# Me cago en ti - I shit over you
# Chorra, Pinnus - Stupid
# que te jodan - fuck you
# que te den por culo - fuck off you
# Cabron - fucking bastard
# Desgraciado - Unlucky (means "son of a bitch")
# calientapollas - cockteaser
# me cago en la hostia - Fucking Damn it! (literaly: I shit in the communion wafers)
# me cago en la leche! - I shit in the milk! (means something like "shit, i've have bad luck")
# besame el culo - kiss my ass
# hijo de mil putas - son of thousand bitches
# metete un palo por el culo - shove a stick up your ass
# hueles a mierda - you smell like shit
# Jode a tu madre - Fuck your mom
# Mariposa - Gay (mex.)
# joto - faggot (mex.)
# Pinga - Dick
# Chilito - little dick
# panocha - pussy
# chimba - pussy (Colombian)
# chichis - breasts
# Chinga tu madre - Fuck your mom
# pendejo/pendeja - (m/f) asshole, dickhead, etc.
# chingar - to fuck
# Cago en tu leche - I shit in your milk.
# hazte cojer - go and get fucked
# Pinche Cabron - fucking son of a bitch
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bad bitch right there