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shocking new developments about bigirl


once while in traffic, an englishman asked bigirl "pardon me, but would you happen to have any grey poupon?" she replied "but of course" then proceeded to exit her vehicle, sever his left arm & beat him to death with it. we now celebrate this holiday as easter


bigirl once defeated beyonce in a beyonce lookalike contest. she then consoled a dejected beyonce saying "better luck next time kid"


bigirl once explained the theory of relativity to sinbad using a bottle of grape tropical fantasy, an old right on magazine and a stick



bigirl's milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. she then tastes their souls with her serpentlike tongue and laughs hysterically as they lay comatose


global warming is not caused by excessive carbon dioxide concentrations in the atmosphere creating a greenhouse effect but by bigirl's love of the stick icky. humanity's only hope for survival is that she becomes an alcoholic
 
SWATLANTA said:
I must admit that I was at the strip club last night getting drunk, and as I stumbled my way to the car to go home I was assaulted by two masked men. Out of nowhere I heard Bob Marley's Exxodus being played and saw two shiny 45's fly in and decapitate the would be robbers. I'm not afraid to say it, last night a DJ saved my life......

Thanks Bigirl :D



:lol:
 
Dirty Hubcaps said:
shocking new developments about bigirl


once while in traffic, an englishman asked bigirl "pardon me, but would you happen to have any grey poupon?" she replied "but of course" then proceeded to exit her vehicle, sever his left arm & beat him to death with it. we now celebrate this holiday as easter


bigirl once defeated beyonce in a beyonce lookalike contest. she then consoled a dejected beyonce saying "better luck next time kid"


bigirl once explained the theory of relativity to sinbad using a bottle of grape tropical fantasy, an old right on magazine and a stick


bigirl's milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. she then tastes their souls with her serpentlike tongue and laughs hysterically as they lay comatose


global warming is not caused by excessive carbon dioxide concentrations in the atmosphere creating a greenhouse effect but by bigirl's love of the stick icky. humanity's only hope for survival is that she becomes an alcoholic


:lol: :lol: :lol:
 
Dirty Hubcaps said:
you only scratching the surface man


bigirl's tears can cure cancer. unfortunately being a gangster rapper/cartoonist she has never found occasion to cry


you can't see bigirl, bigirl can see you. if you can see bigirl, you may be seconds away from death


bigirl doesnt read books. she stares at them and intimidates them into giving up the information



there are no such thing as handicapped people. there are only people who've met bigirl



osama bin laden is hiding in the mountains of pakistan not because of a worldwide manhunt, but because bigirl promised to drink strawberry yoohoo out of his polished skull if he doesnt come up with the dice game money



bigirl can understand what charlie brown's teacher is saying




okay that shit was funny
 
yall crazy, but who the fuck is dat tom dude on myspace?an it would b nice to see a pic of bi girl,but u know a conformation dont always confirm shit right?
 
$pooky said:
Bring unto me the woman in your Avatar.


We don't believe in handcuffing these chicks in the SWATS, help yourself....
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bermyshotta said:
how come we dissin bi girl anyway??? ok i admit im bi girl:yes: .sorry yall
The chick is a walking, typing, contradiction. She is bi-racial, but hates white people. She knows everything, and everything you know is a lie that comes from your babylonian upbringing. She's a lawyer, Doctor, artist, dj, and world traveler (that's just before 10am). She is connected to the highest profile dope dealers in the world, and she doesn't mind telling you about it (fuck their security) despite the fact that she said that snitching will get you killed on her island. She doesn't judge people, as long as they don't bring meat around her. I rarely hate on females on this board (check my posts), but I will call bullshit when I see it. Montana was the only other chick that I have had jokes for (and that's because she was trying to run game on cats).
 
gayest thread ever on bgol. actually i take that back. even gay dudes wouldn't do this. biggest bitch thread on bgol.....
 
bigirl was invited to the Last Supper by Jesus, but she decided to make it a blockbuster night instead



it is said that bigirl sent daily death threats to the makers of bmw written in blood until they finally came out with the mini cooper. she then laughed and said "i didnt want that piece of shyt anyway"



bigirl has never been spotted in the same place as the easter bunny. coincidence? you be the judge



bigirl ghostwrote the song "summertime" for will smith in exchange for the name the fresh prince and a pair of size 28 cross color jeans



hip hop is not dead. it is being kept captive in bigirl's basement where she feeds it hardened gum found under the tables at the local red lobster
 
SWATLANTA said:
The chick is a walking, typing, contradiction. She is bi-racial, but hates white people. She knows everything, and everything you know is a lie that comes from your babylonian upbringing. She's a lawyer, Doctor, artist, dj, and world traveler (that's just before 10am). She is connected to the highest profile dope dealers in the world, and she doesn't mind telling you about it (fuck their security) despite the fact that she said that snitching will get you killed on her island. She doesn't judge people, as long as they don't bring meat around her. I rarely hate on females on this board (check my posts), but I will call bullshit when I see it. Montana was the only other chick that I have had jokes for (and that's because she was trying to run game on cats).
:lol: i told you alot of retired cats live in the Caribbean. Nothing more, nothing less. they are living well and don't do anything anymore as in RETIRED US has no jurisdiction in our country nor the surrounding ones. Not a fucking thing they could do besides the fact the people been retired mad long and they everywhere and you would never know. You sir, have been hating on me for weeks now. I really don't care not in the least. Keep on because it is amusing me. Show me where I said I was a doctor or lawyer. I am most definitely a world traveler and dj tho.
 
bigirl said:
:lol: i told you alot of retired cats live in the Caribbean. Nothing more, nothing less. they are living well and don't do anything anymore as in RETIRED US has no jurisdiction in our country nor the surrounding ones. Not a fucking thing they could do besides the fact the people been retired mad long and they everywhere and you would never know. You sir, have been hating on me for weeks now. I really don't care not in the least. Keep on because it is amusing me. Show me where I said I was a doctor or lawyer. I am most definitely a world traveler and dj tho.

The question is home skillet what island are you from and what part of the island :hmm:
 
^^^Not Gullah, Gullah Island!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: ^^


:lol: Bigirl is the new BGOL celebrity!!!! :lol:

Girl........You are a celebrity! Tell me how does it feel to have your own thread? :D
 
OnyxFemme said:
:lol: Bigirl is the new BGOL celebrity!!!! :lol:

Girl........You are a celebrity! Tell me how does it feel to have your own thread? :D
I LOOOVE IT!!!! I want everyone who feels so to keep spreading the hate.
:dance: :dance: :dance: :dance: :dance: :dance: :dance:
 
bigirl said:
:lol: i told you alot of retired cats live in the Caribbean. Nothing more, nothing less. they are living well and don't do anything anymore as in RETIRED US has no jurisdiction in our country nor the surrounding ones. Not a fucking thing they could do besides the fact the people been retired mad long and they everywhere and you would never know. You sir, have been hating on me for weeks now. I really don't care not in the least. Keep on because it is amusing me. Show me where I said I was a doctor or lawyer. I am most definitely a world traveler and dj tho.


You give yourself far too much credit. I pointed out the hypocrisy in you finding two men in a sexual relationship (remember that thread)to be disgusting despite the fact that you sleep with women (both homosexual behaviors) and that didn't sit well with you. Remember when I said that both acts are equally disturbing to some people (myself included). If seeing through your lies (and calling you on them) is hate then as Isaac Hayes said "I stand accused""
 
SWATLANTA said:
You give yourself far too much credit. I pointed out the hypocrisy in you finding two men in a sexual relationship (remember that thread)to be disgusting despite the fact that you sleep with women (both homosexual behaviors) and that didn't sit well with you. Remember when I said that both acts are equally disturbing to some people (myself included). If seeing through your lies (and calling you on them) is hate then as Isaac Hayes said "I stand accused""
and i told you that i found the act of anal intercourse fucking disgusting whatever the sex. remember?
 
bigirl said:
and i told you that i found the act of anal intercourse fucking disgusting whatever the sex. remember?

And the hypocrisy lies in the fact that you think it's disgusting for two gay men (read my posts and you will find that I am far from a homosexual supporter) to express themselves physically, but it's beautiful for two women (the shit you do) :smh: . As a matter of fact I agreed with you that anal play is nasty, I was just trying to get you to open your mind and see that there is no difference from what you do and what the two gay dudes were doing. You still don't get it :lol: with your smart ass... :lol:
 
bigirl said:
I LOOOVE IT!!!! I want everyone who feels so to keep spreading the hate.
:dance: :dance: :dance: :dance: :dance: :dance: :dance:
it aint about hate. some shit just dont sound right to me. thats all
 
SWATLANTA said:
And the hypocrisy lies in the fact that you think it's disgusting for two gay men (read my posts and you will find that I am far from a homosexual supporter) to express themselves physically, but it's beautiful for two women (the shit you do) :smh: . As a matter of fact I agreed with you that anal play is nasty, I was just trying to get you to open your mind and see that there is no difference from what you do and what the two gay dudes were doing. You still don't get it :lol: with your smart ass... :lol:
There is a HUGE difference because in my world nobody was or is being fucked in the ass by a penis or any other object. I don't want to see a man nor a woman being fucked in the ass. Gay male sex is based on ass fucking. I don't want to see it. Discussion over.
 
SWATLANTA said:
I must admit that I was at the strip club last night getting drunk, and as I stumbled my way to the car to go home I was assaulted by two masked men. Out of nowhere I heard Bob Marley's Exxodus being played and saw two shiny 45's fly in and decapitate the would be robbers. I'm not afraid to say it, last night a DJ saved my life......

Thanks Bigirl
:D

THAT SHIT SOUNDED LIKE A TESTIMONIAL! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
 
bigirl said:
There is a HUGE difference because in my world nobody was or is being fucked in the ass by a penis or any other object. I don't want to see a man nor a woman being fucked in the ass. Gay male sex is based on ass fucking. I don't want to see it. Discussion over.

I guess you really do live on Gullah Gullah island, because in the real world (where the rest of us live) faggots and heterosexual women are both catching it up the pooper chute for their enjoyment. Are you six years old ? Just because you cover your eyes doesn't mean shit disappears. Nobody wants to see it, but it does exist. I don't want to imagine Rosie O'Donnell naked, but it really does happen despite the fact that I don't ever want to see it. Now the discussion can end.....

log out.......
 
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